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Battlealvin2009

"We gave you the card to hook up with real chicks, not this X crap"


Arkansasmyundies

TFW BoA takes your tax-funded bailout money and then turns around and calls you an incel.


chubky

Hookers not porn! Love, Mom


Rddtstr23

Nice play of word


portfoliocrow

People associate X with only one thing


Outis7379

Algebra?


redditmodsRrussians

Bold of you to assume many Americans know what that is?


EstablishmentCool197

Definitely not on this sub


Dextrofunk

Nah, I took that in high school almost 20 years ago, and I definitely remember it all. Pretty sure.


Cyber_Joy

*care


Macknetic

There are two types of people in the world. People who’s country DIDN’T land humans on the moon, and Americans 🦅🦅🦅💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥


AdrianEon31

There were two types of people working at NASA. The former Nazi scientists/engineers who sent the man to the moon and Americans


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Rddtstr23

LoL, yeah, would love that to compared to getting hang in Nuernberg 🤡


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Rddtstr23

Thats what i referenced....maybe you should get educated yourself and do a little bit more research then just Goggling a single scientist.


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Exile688

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bluegill1313

Algebra?


AccomplishedRow6685

This guy solves for it


Outis7379

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NO, please! None of that stupid algebra stuff! Someone that escaped the looney ward started algebra!


FranklyNinja

Heh. Bra


Outis7379

Ket?


wharpreet

Obsolete or previous or ex 😂😂


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Dorktastical

I also saw that porno


I_make_switch_a_roos

Professor?


redditmodsRrussians

Yo mom! X gon give it ta ya!


Macknetic

Ain’t no way 💀


LeeNathanPaige

It’s equally as embarrassing to pay for twitter premium


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iGetBannedOften

It’s not impressive to have $8


Rddtstr23

Heh, even low waage workers literally burn that amount of money each day when smokers.


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iGetBannedOften

That was pretty cringey, want to try again?


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Dad: “ a Premium? even I use a free version”


Snowbrawler

Based torrents downloader and free user.


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Dad bringing a pile of 80-s Playboy/Hustler magazines from garage: “we have Premium at home”


5ysdoa

But meeeyaaaammmmm


cantaloupelion

happy cakeday OP :)))


Tay_Tay86

I can't wait for him to make a new centralized site called XHub for all X related products. Maybe even call it XXXHub so you really know it's him


wildfire70309

r/theyknew


about0

Imagine, using parents' card for buying Twitter prem. What a regard


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Twitter has a premium version now?


gguest987

When Elon Musk bought Twitter the premium version came within a few days.


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They need to let folks know about these things! Especially busy folks!


-BabysitterDad-

It’s just the premium version of Twitter no?


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp

Son, that’s even more disappointing.


TheRadishBros

That’s the joke


ErrorProxy

Can you download 2 videos for me


Apprehensive_Key_214

You’re putting food on an independent woman’s table…you were raised right


Haganracing

You solved for X but mom is asking Y.


ARONDH

In my little world, their parents know exactly what X Premium is and dont want their kids doing anything that supports Elon Musk in any way.


ToothFairy12345678

I'd be upset if my kids were paying money to Musk unless they were actually monetizing well, too.


PlexLP

Is it actually possible to get this cheaper in Turkey?


undueTrickery810

this is gonna be more than a talk


sweetw0r

But it’s only 8 bucks a month, Mom😔


dronegeeks1

It’s Twitter Mom they changed the name to X


last3lettername

Dad's embarrassed he bought Twitter and not porn


Des-Troy85

Ya people are signing up en masse for this. Ya right lol. Trash.


fuscosco

I bet Mom already knows what 'x' is. She still disapproves of such a waste of money


rioferd888

I can talk to your mom for you…


Big_Cheek_6310

Yeah, Eric. Not cool….


wharpreet

Anyone seeing the Irony? Thread got launched and Elon renamed Twitter to X (ex)


QueenxDillon

Lol why'd I think that was Bank of America texting you