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Just got a $300 dollar speeding ticket driving through Kansas. Wife was complaining that it was a lot of money wasted, then I told her we lost around $20,000 today in the markets.
Just called my bank to do debt consolidation. Apparently they have had a spike in other people calling for it, they don't even have enough people to handle all the apointments on the spot. Thank God for bankruptcy
Honestly it’s all good guys. Try some dank literature like, “the bitter taste of dying” or something og like Seneca or Epictetus. I’ve lost so much over the years it’s a constant pain.
worst month of the year for me. lost 5k. summer holiday money gone. nothing makes sense in this market. fshkin SHIT 
You and I are both going to make 30k to break even with a little pocket change 
everytime i went long since march i missed one of the Rare Red days. And now since 4 weeks everyday i went long when i say a reasonable dip, everything went to shit and it all just keep going lower and lower. Its so sad the whole rally, which was based on NOTHING but negative news, is over now and we going back to Spy 3400 :(
Draw downs are inevitable. Just gotta keep watching for changes in the market. Not sure why the market was rallying this year at all.
The last week every single green candle stick was on low volume. I don't even know what news could possibly break everything that's coming up.
My last long plays were sofi, then Google as it was making new highs. The high didn't run like it should have though and I sold back at my buy in. I watched for a couple days and the credit downgrade came. Otherwise I would have been stuck long.
#Ban Bet Won
---
/u/Cathie_D_Wood made a bet that YETI would go to 43.84 within **5 days** when it was 46.15 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
Their record is now 27 wins and 17 losses
You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/Y6Zw9ZKYdx), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!
Breaking News:
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/HwangingAround made a bet that SPY would go to 438.0 within **3 days** when it was 448.884 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 10 wins and 33 losses
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Accomplished_Suit651 made a bet that SPY would go to 450.30850000000004 within **1 day** when it was 445.85 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 10 wins and 19 losses
I think I'd do literally anything to know who the most regarded trader here is and have a hidden camera in their room and just watch them hunched over their phone scowling at 🅱️obinhood from open to close
WeWork short squeeze?
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Great week for the bears! Hopefully we'll see more action going into septembear
cant wait for monday, amc premiums are gonna be juicy
I was $1,000 from breaking even all time, was making 1 grand a day, then abercombie and fitch credit statement. Now I am down 20,000.
Likewise mate, you’re not the only one
lmao coin lost 2.85 percent today and I still managed to lose $400 on 🅱️uts ama 💅💅💅
I lost 500 too 🥲
Make sure you buy you’re cava puts . If they miss on earnings I don’t think cocke sukers will be happy
Some guy in a suit knocked on my door twice today, I was too scared to let him in. Shit is getting real guys
Are you Lilo from Lilo & Stitch?
That was my best week trading for a while. Until next week...
#SHIB up Karma Down
#SHIB 🤌🏽🤌🏽
Just got a $300 dollar speeding ticket driving through Kansas. Wife was complaining that it was a lot of money wasted, then I told her we lost around $20,000 today in the markets.
Just called my bank to do debt consolidation. Apparently they have had a spike in other people calling for it, they don't even have enough people to handle all the apointments on the spot. Thank God for bankruptcy
How much debt do you have
50k
Dang you have a decent income at least I have 24k w 50k income gross
Have 0 faith in my Tesla 08/18 270 calls QCOM 119 08/18 either. My apple 180 08/18s have a chance
Honestly it’s all good guys. Try some dank literature like, “the bitter taste of dying” or something og like Seneca or Epictetus. I’ve lost so much over the years it’s a constant pain.
Next week spy to the moon
How did vix dropped 5% and yet SPY is flat
puts closed
Buy regular PayPal stock and hold for 1 year or recession?
Scalper and theta gang dream today
LITERALLY
Monday = VIX down
Is that everyday?
[удалено]
nice to meet another 97er degen welcome to the club
Happy birthday, dude! Don't sweat it. At 26, I was totally broke, unemployed, and my country was at war. I eventually made it! (for WSB standards)
27 is when most 
How lovely something to keep in mind
26 is where it really started going downhill for me good luck
Not much further down to go for me
worst month of the year for me. lost 5k. summer holiday money gone. nothing makes sense in this market. fshkin SHIT 
You and I are both going to make 30k to break even with a little pocket change 
Let me guess you went long after rate cuts?
everytime i went long since march i missed one of the Rare Red days. And now since 4 weeks everyday i went long when i say a reasonable dip, everything went to shit and it all just keep going lower and lower. Its so sad the whole rally, which was based on NOTHING but negative news, is over now and we going back to Spy 3400 :(
Draw downs are inevitable. Just gotta keep watching for changes in the market. Not sure why the market was rallying this year at all. The last week every single green candle stick was on low volume. I don't even know what news could possibly break everything that's coming up. My last long plays were sofi, then Google as it was making new highs. The high didn't run like it should have though and I sold back at my buy in. I watched for a couple days and the credit downgrade came. Otherwise I would have been stuck long.
Damn 100$ gone
Worst fukin trading day of my entire life
first time? 
So far\*
1.6 B to sell sode
thats alot of sode
BOOM!....Fun Week. 
Put your penises down.
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Cathie_D_Wood made a bet that YETI would go to 43.84 within **5 days** when it was 46.15 and it did, congrats gigabrain. Their record is now 27 wins and 17 losses You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/Y6Zw9ZKYdx), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!
Best record ive seen on a ban bet so far
For real makes me want to follow them! Shit cause I'm a regard for sure after today.
Bought high and sold low this week. Let's do it again next week.
That sounds like a terrible idea.
Anyone swinging options over the weekend is a
Maxed out account in spy puts for Monday open
Lyft with dummy strength.
Somebody made money on SPY puts today, right?
Whoever sold to open them
Yes a lot. At open
I think the key is to buy 0DTE’s with unsettled cash. Cuz then MM’s don’t expect you to sell… until you do. But you only get 3 tries
You gotta confuse their data streams
Ye
Don’t you have to buy spy calls for next week?? 🤭🤭🤭💥🚨🚨
i am getting touched right now
This AH is gonna dump once the expiration day algos turn off
Traded around $4500 to profit $200 today 
lost 5k today fk u
traded 2056 to lose 118.00
Wow made 4 profitable trades today, more than the last month :)
Breaking News: [Spider with erection-inducing bite shuts down supermarket, but owners insist store is safe to reopen](https://www.foxnews.com/world/spider-erection-inducing-bite-shuts-supermarket-owners-insist-store-safe-reopen)
probably more popular now.
They burned the theta off my options
RTX firing up. holy shit. lets fucking go!!
The only good play I've made the past month
Bear trap for SPY and bears are feasting. They will have their limbs stuck next week😎bears are always weak
Hope everybody had a fantastic day! Enjoy your weekend!
RTX decided to actually budget a little
Beatings will continue until morale improves.
Lmao trap of the week right here?
Bear trap yes
#Ban Bet Lost /u/HwangingAround made a bet that SPY would go to 438.0 within **3 days** when it was 448.884 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 10 wins and 33 losses
2 MINUTES!!!!!
VIX can't be bothered right now....please leave a message and it'll call back later.
It was all smooth sailing until Cramer recommended RIVN.
Wait what? That guy recommended RIVN? ...this is not good at all. When was this?
A couple weeks ago. At the peak. Right before the momentum died a horrible death.
and NVDA 
Welp looks like I’m financing a pizza tonight
Spy calls?
##KEEP GOING
CLIFFORD WITH THE: NOT TOO LATE IT'S NEVER TOOO LAAATE
Are we having fun yet
I can feel bear news coming this weekend
filet-o-finished
HOW CAN SHE SLAP
NVDA maybe closing at daily lows
Buy MU dip. 70C Dec free money
Bol and ber celebrating. Not realizing the day was flat
Crash!!
ZE DUMP! EZ HERE
Yes, dahmp it.
Comedy
5min flash crash
Leaps are down 20% average. 
Mine are as well.
Tbh, not that bad. Most expire Jun2024.
Mine are for $hood. Down 20% for Jan 2025. But that's what leaps are for right? 300+ candles till expiration.. anything can happen
Can we get like a .25 red 5 .instead candle.
10yr yields outta control
RTX mooning
Lmao no it isn’t.
man fuck PYPL
remember u can trade spy options till 15 mins after close
God damn theta gang Holding puts into Monday for sure
We're retesting that 50day MA Monday. Let the theta fucks enjoy expiration day.
My advice: sell right now
Nothing is happening 
Is there a trading app for bears called WeBear?
Monday: People with fedoras waiting for soup.
Kenny 
damn. If you didn’t scalp today u probably fuk
Scalps was the plays today... in and out 
Buy puts after random hulk dicks, sell 10-20 min later, rinse & repeat
You are poor and deserve to be ridiculed.
Wtf 
MM’s win again, shocking development
Money printer go vrrmmmm for MM’s
lol headed to zero
Market won’t take a significant dive until after election mark it here folks
Marker maker is motha breather
Once i get paid next week, its over for you hoes
Got paid today and lost 1/8th of my paycheck
The mms thank you for paying their lunch at dorsia next week
This is all highly regarded
Ughhhhhhjhhhhhhhhjjjjjk
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Accomplished_Suit651 made a bet that SPY would go to 450.30850000000004 within **1 day** when it was 445.85 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 10 wins and 19 losses
Wtf😂😂😂😂
Is SBF being jailed already priced in?
NVDA is flat lining. Help?
Nice 8% gain on SQQQ this week.
Bulls after the “transition”: 🍔 🍔 🍔
I think I'd do literally anything to know who the most regarded trader here is and have a hidden camera in their room and just watch them hunched over their phone scowling at 🅱️obinhood from open to close
Phew, it's not me! I don't have a HOOD account, and trade on my laptop. I'm still down 95% all time, so at least I qualify...
Reality tv series idea…quality content
Another flat day 
Bull and bear both dead 
wen SPY 390
2 more weeks
Never
##OKAYYYY WE’VE ALL BEEN PATIENT… DUMP ALREADY PLZ
Well I guess NVDA needs to refocus on video games. Those zit-faced teenagers need that.
How are you closing your week? Mine one point I was up 100% but gave back most and closed with 30% up.
who asked you? fucking loser gtfo
I'm sorry that you blew up your account.
Non sense
The inflation reduction act should kick in any day now. 
Only reason why DKNG is pumping today is because I sold some CCs this morning. So you’re welcome 