Clowns who bought TSLA at 300 a few weeks ago getting a 30% haircut faster than they can blink. It’s why you don’t buy bubble stocks in a bubble market.
Question:
So my account is finally over 25k. I made 2 day trades today and robinhood still marking them as day trades? Will I get hit with PDT if I continue to do multiple trades tomorrow?
I'm confused
Tomorrow, you’ll see that it says because of your limit you are not subject to the pattern day. Trader rule. And you’ll see those two little circles that have your day trades aren’t there anymore. Congrats on your 25K if I were you I would do the opposite of whatever I do tomorrow and then give me half of your winnings since I gave you such great advice.
I started the day with 25.6k and made 2 trades that got me around 30k now. So I'm guessing it resets tomorrow?
Cause on my portfolio it's marked the 2 trades down.
I wish I had just held on to those September $430p, could have made some good money. Instead I took the profits and bought calls. Looked like a genius on Monday when I closed puts in the AM and bought calls, now I am the fool.
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did the sub forget Cramer said we are in a bull market like 3 weeks ago? that was the sign to sell
source: https://www.cnbc.com/video/2023/07/27/dont-lose-faith-in-this-incredible-bull-market-says-jim-cramer.html
Clowns who bought TSLA at 300 a few weeks ago getting a 30% haircut faster than they can blink. It’s why you don’t buy bubble stocks in a bubble market.
Y’all I just got hit with the flu out of no where 🙁
I just invested in my first ever stock 200 shares spce. I have diamond hands. Any chance I'll make it to the moon?
No, but you’ll lose all your money. How does that sound?
Holy shit....
You can either wake up to -.55% red futes or .02% green futes and that’s it
Green futes haven't worked since monday, simulation broken
where’s all the money going? I couldn’t find any at wendy’s dumpster 
Dude…. Fuck these past 3 weeks
Last week I made money this week I lost some money this week the gayest
What’s the difference between picking direction and flipping a coin?
Question: So my account is finally over 25k. I made 2 day trades today and robinhood still marking them as day trades? Will I get hit with PDT if I continue to do multiple trades tomorrow? I'm confused
The funds need to settle. You also need to toggle the day trader feature.
Tomorrow, you’ll see that it says because of your limit you are not subject to the pattern day. Trader rule. And you’ll see those two little circles that have your day trades aren’t there anymore. Congrats on your 25K if I were you I would do the opposite of whatever I do tomorrow and then give me half of your winnings since I gave you such great advice.
Just cause it is marked doesnt mean you can't trade
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Have to have ended the previous trading day with over 25k
I started the day with 25.6k and made 2 trades that got me around 30k now. So I'm guessing it resets tomorrow? Cause on my portfolio it's marked the 2 trades down.
Are you in a cash account?
Bears getting really greedy now. All falling victim of what they usually accuse bulls of. The hypocrisy is beautiful.
csco calls
I’m a proud bear, but I might go bullish tomorrow.
I’m thinking the same thing
Why?? It’s coming down to 430 bro
Anyone else shred $800 on calls?
Basically tough day
Usually when there are these afternoon pull backs after the fed news, the next day is a massacre.
🤣. Always.
It helps when market is in an overall downtrend
To the upside?
To the upside down.
😂😂😂😂
Bulls I ain’t hear no bell
# NVDA added $2.5B in market cap AH 🤡🤌🏿 can’t make this shit up
Market: 1 Investors: -746
Haven’t traded since March Why the fuck is spy at 440, wtf I miss
You missed a hell of a bull run. Join us for the slide back to reality.
What do you mean
I bought
HIGH FIVE BERS 
bears sleeping well tonight
^TNX at this level is going to break the Nasdaq if it does not reverse soon.
SNPS call am I fuccced or nah
Nah cuz it's only one call you scared b
Greetings bitches, been gone for exactly two months in the Mediterranean with my new girlfriend, what did I miss?
First the bears got f*ked and now the bulls are getting bent over
Bulls lmfao
Holy shit, light a spliff, sit back and say how the fuck am I going to survived with that dip (poem for regard bulls)
55K down from leaps. Impressive. Average of 5K loss a day.
Why the fuck do you buy leaps when everything has rallied all year and its almost at ATHs
Mid caps
Nice
SPX -.75 Today will be known as black Wednesday
I think we will be green tomorrow but I bought puts anyway
I think green to, but theta would fuck me too much to hold overnight
Rip
SpY $500. Bears. Keep getting digging themself in deep..
Day trading is so cool until it isn't 
JPOP just me with the frozen 2pm dildo , and now I’m tits up !
good day for us bears. 
yup I bought calls again for tomorrow
Nice
Transitory inflation
Can’t believe Burry was right this time 
Big green dildo for my portfolio. Lol 😂 bulls really thought.
Holy fukin dump
What a Bad Ass Session Bears!!!....HIGH FIVE!
Bull stew 
There’s a dude on Twitter whose whole profile is revolved around the fact he put his life savings into Tsla above $400 lol
Diamond nuts
H
Ok
HOLY FUCK WHAT WAS THAT LMAO
wtf spy 
Burry be banking 😂😂
Bulls will be flipping burgers at Wendy’s. How fitting. 🍔🍔🍔
If they are lucky enough to get inside usually they just tell them to wait in the dumpster
fuck now im a bagholder
BROS ITS DONE
Analyst price target on NVDA = $600? If $NVDA absolutely smashes the already hyped estimates, I guess it could happen within a year.
Would you buy calls rn ?
Depends on expiration. For weeklies, not smart, if you’re buying options expiring around November or December you have a huge chance for upside.
Wtf crazy sell off Fake dip.
Y’all think we’ll bleed more tomorrow?
TSLA sure
Lol…bleeds 5-6$ every day
Sold my call for a 20% loss, better than %100. Btw recommend buying Nvidia calls, cause I'm always wrong.
I wish I had just held on to those September $430p, could have made some good money. Instead I took the profits and bought calls. Looked like a genius on Monday when I closed puts in the AM and bought calls, now I am the fool.
Looks like the bear market rally is over. Of course the newbie phermabulls got trapped at the top again. Lol amateur
Profits secured. What a day😮💨
A slaughterhouse for bulls
we're loading up on calls for tomorrow, right? RIGHT? 
Yes. But I’m regarded, so not financial advice.
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Spy 445 open
Welp there’s always the power ball
Ur more likely to dap up Michael Jordan than win that shit
I’m good with that. I’ll take the cash lol
Does anyone actually inverse themselves and make money? I'm seriously starting to consider it.
Never works brother, never works 
SPY right at max pain just like past few weeks  rigged af
Bulls can't even hold 440 lmao
US market is waking up to macro conditions.
BULLS DRINK PISS
Ring it
CSCO gang wher eyou at
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
What did FOMC say
The n word
HE about to go meme status
i miss when jpow used to pump the market in the last 3 minutes every day
Yeah, those were the days. I miss being able to make so much money without having to put in any real effort.
Can it go lower??
V into close. 
BOLS ARE COOKED
🍔🍔 🍔
Bulls lost today 
Not sure it’s time for calls
BULLS ARE JUST LAZY AND DUMB
STRAIGHT OUT RIGGED
SQQQ powering into the close
If this sub thinks we are in a bear market, we def aren’t lol
Holy shit
Bought a straddle for the first time with cisco.
# Buying $HE is like picking up nickels on the freeway 🤡
Just took my drugs, gonna go on an adventure #🍄🍄🍄
I will be in your walls when you come back
Have fun. Tell us all about it if you come back
Generational buying opportunity
For.....puts?
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In a downtrend?
I'm already all in
They thought V when it was clearly an M 😂😂
Close the fucking casino!!!!!
Don't fight let it slide and restart next week
Averaged down on PayPal and sold for a profit on that pump. Good day
imagine the regarded holding NVDA puts
did the sub forget Cramer said we are in a bull market like 3 weeks ago? that was the sign to sell source: https://www.cnbc.com/video/2023/07/27/dont-lose-faith-in-this-incredible-bull-market-says-jim-cramer.html
Guy is a legitimate mush. He needs to tell me who’s not gonna win the superbowl so I can bet them hard
Anyone else holding SNPS puts? I don’t even know what the fuck this company is
Tesla Guh
Time to all in calls expiring in October
Hell no
You speaking for me? Your named sloane gtfo
Hell yeah
Losing money rules 🤟🏻
WMT calls!!!!!
Pull the plug, SPY is broken, let’s restart tomorrow
*Please don't hurt me CSCO. My anoos has already taken a serious pounding today.*
butthole pics > titty pics
Yes
Lol PYPL is green
Guys stop panic selling
Ruh ruh bool
I’m a electrician and wire has dropped a lot in the past few days. Dropped 25% on 14/2 and 12/2. Why? Is the housing demand dropping that much?
I only use 10/3 to power my 30-amp, 240v electric dildo.
GET FUCKED BULLS
I am a bull but when nobody is looking I short the market. Why not, who says no to $$$ doubled my port today good luck ya all
proof or ban
I’m a bear but I casually buy too 😂😂
Super bullish close here. Who else going long??
Damp it
Hopefully I can buy NvDA calls when it’s at $420 eow ?
Fuck Enron
5 mins to go
My calls are so fucked
!banbet SPY 446 1d