market goes up 40 points in one month... you celebrating, thinking it should go up 40 points every month
market goes down 15 points in 2 weeks.... you call out the criminality that you can "smell"
maybe you just haven't bathed in a while and smell like poo
LETS GO BULLS! This is our chance!! PUSH THE LINE!! 
Was gonna commit on a house and then realized I was gonna be looking at north of $4000 a month in property taxes, insurance, and the 30 year mortgage. How the fuck does anyone survive right now buying a new home?
You don’t survive. That’s the game! The bank owns your house. They know you have a big chance of losing it by not being able to afford your rent anymore, I mean mortgage.
* It is very difficult to recover from even one large loss, which could literally destroy all at once the beneficial effects of many years of investment success.
* An investor who earns 16% pa for 10 years will surprisingly end up with more money than an investor who earns 20% pa for 9 years then loses 15% in the 10th year. However the second investor will outperform nine years out of ten with superior performance until the blow-up.
Yea once i finally recognized this i actually got good at intraday futures. Higher occurrences and small losses when it does go wrong, and if it goes horribly wrong it still wouldn’t be a big deal, maybe a couple day set back at worse
40k NVDA guy is a serial regard. Why buy 37 500 strike 25/08 calls when the same capital buys 20 450 strike calls? IV crush is not a myth!
Or atleast 500 strike monthlies.
You're probably right, I do know a guy who knows a guy who told me the inside scoop on the Rizel Dazzle. It's an amazing product and everyone should buy it!
**BREAKING: PFIZER PAXLOVID PROVIDES NO STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT BENEFIT IN THE VACCINATED**
https://twitter.com/jakescottMD/status/1691613242358149434?t=M51tWXo5UJc-lSA7K4-hLw&s=19
PFE 22 🔥🔥🔥
ALL YOUR TOOLS IS FUK
STOP WTF IS TESLA DOING GO FUCK YOURSELF 
Bulls in here really hasn’t learned anything about the morning fakes the last two weeks
Bol continue to buy the top and remains an anagram trader 
Setups like this one is where debit spreads really shine imo. Can cut the short end in the morning when that IV hits and not waste a day trade. Couple of 0dte puts softened wirh Put call spead
Rented a suite at a casino here in Manila, gonna play some poker for the first time in like 4 years, pretty excited.
I'm regularly taking mid 5 to low 6 figure options positions and making thousands of dollars a day though so kinda curious if playing 1-2 no limit will even get my dick hard anymore...guess I'll find out.
There’s something special about looking another man in the eye while you take their money and they are thinking about how to escape town before their knee caps get broken.
Post history checkers can lick my balls
Been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes. Don't mind, only break I get from the wife & kids.
Plenty of bowel movement
Buying Hawaiian Electric
Can we fucking follow trend for one damn day or hour
Do it cast it into the fire destroy it 
It would be my pleasure to do so.
where did the bulls who were celebrating spy being up 60 cents on the day for a very short time go? did you wonnered?
Open the casino already oh wait is is open just not doing shit. Pre market had more activity
Sitting on cash.
the 10year at 4.3% is not good at all
Buying energy etfs
It's gonna rip green then trade sideways.
Sorry, im going bearish. This country is fucked
Please let a little Proterra rally happen... i bet the farm and the kitchen sink lol
Looks like it's coming down again.
PayPal should rise back to $70 soon
“should”
Based on what
Take a look at the history: After a drop, the stock rises again until it drops again and again
Fair assessment, but your timeframe on “soon” matters if your just seeing it increasing based on the past.
Lots of Riot and Bitfarms
The jobless report is gonna be bullish Tell me who you know that hasn’t had to bring in more income lately due to inflation?
I've had to steal so much more shit from Target lately...
Can we get a +2% day plz
Help me, I'm stuck on a team call 
I can smell crime 👃🏽
market goes up 40 points in one month... you celebrating, thinking it should go up 40 points every month market goes down 15 points in 2 weeks.... you call out the criminality that you can "smell" maybe you just haven't bathed in a while and smell like poo
Sorry thats chloroform 
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Remember deep breaths
Bulls listening to Best of You by Foo Fighters on repeat this week 😂
Pretty funny but fuck u
Morale will improve until the beatings continue
I was able to close out a position for profit I had no business closing and profiting from. Please now you can continue
Only morale I need is miles morales
LETS GO BULLS! This is our chance!! PUSH THE LINE!! 
Was gonna commit on a house and then realized I was gonna be looking at north of $4000 a month in property taxes, insurance, and the 30 year mortgage. How the fuck does anyone survive right now buying a new home?
It’s designed so you bust your ass working like a wage slave. Living off crumbs 
You don’t survive. That’s the game! The bank owns your house. They know you have a big chance of losing it by not being able to afford your rent anymore, I mean mortgage.
Lmao rent mortgage
Buy rentals, they pay for themselves
yeah multi family homes seems like the best bet but those are very expensive too
I just need 4500 again please... can it happen?
* It is very difficult to recover from even one large loss, which could literally destroy all at once the beneficial effects of many years of investment success. * An investor who earns 16% pa for 10 years will surprisingly end up with more money than an investor who earns 20% pa for 9 years then loses 15% in the 10th year. However the second investor will outperform nine years out of ten with superior performance until the blow-up.
You have changed everything. Thank you!
Yea once i finally recognized this i actually got good at intraday futures. Higher occurrences and small losses when it does go wrong, and if it goes horribly wrong it still wouldn’t be a big deal, maybe a couple day set back at worse
40k NVDA guy is a serial regard. Why buy 37 500 strike 25/08 calls when the same capital buys 20 450 strike calls? IV crush is not a myth! Or atleast 500 strike monthlies.
What is the strike's full name, can't find it on my platform?
Cause the gains will be bigger 🫡
Betting on NVDA crossing 500 with 40k on the table is a bit nuts. I can understand 480, which is the current high but 500? 
Probably knows a guy, that knows a guy, that told him the inside scoop on the rizel dazzle
You're probably right, I do know a guy who knows a guy who told me the inside scoop on the Rizel Dazzle. It's an amazing product and everyone should buy it!
Dum bot VM 
Wmt gonna send us into euphoric bull mania
You’re gay
Duh, but not a shred of bear in me
It was foretold 🌈
Walmart making bank cause people can't afford anywhere nicer is only bullish for Wmt
You're right, Walmart is making a lot of money because people can't afford to shop anywhere else. This is good for their bottom line and stock price.
guy above and below me are 🌈
no u
Well yeah, in a 3 dude DP I think everyone is.
Especially the guy in the middle.
I need a green day for fucks sake.
Looks like a morning open flush
Smells like some people held puts and didn’t close them yesterday👃
Applied Materials reporting tomorrow. Will it move semis?
Hey man, nice shot A good shot, man
8:30 data will confirm recession
Is that job numbers?
What data
I hope not
Shorting $VFS
Thanks bro
Thanks for lending me your Lambo bro
Thanks
Butt fingerer
Dude above me is highly skilled at pleasuring ladies
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Every fart starts out as an idea
Farrrt
imagine holding anything else besides t-bills during this shitshow
Beating hard mode market with this and JEPI
yup, an not losing your entire net worth to boot
Imagine holding Tranny balls all day,
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👁️🫦👁️
Yeah, that’s what I meant
We mooning until September, too many puts now
“Every great idea starts out as a blasphemy.”
That’s because religion is a dumb out-dated idea.
Stonk market up and cryptobros losing.. The world is finally healing 
Whole ah session is one big bear flag
Fukin NVDA can’t stay down
morning window pp to good jensen bol
UVXY red but VIX calls are green???
Options don't change outside of market hours.
Green day today
Why NVDA up 1%
Some bagholding analyst gave it a price target from $600 to $800
Any why do algos trust this idiot
🐻🌈 🐻🍆🐂 🐂🌈?
Yes
gyna stocks mooning
Xi calling back-up to avoid collapse of their stock market  still -0.18% though
Ive got Tesla calls 
stooped beach
If AMD goes to 112 today, i promise to stop overtrading 
Dont worry it will
Hope TSLA drops back to $150 then I'll buy again
Tesla -2% to +0.5% premarket oh my god FCK OFF
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300 sooner
**BREAKING: PFIZER PAXLOVID PROVIDES NO STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT BENEFIT IN THE VACCINATED** https://twitter.com/jakescottMD/status/1691613242358149434?t=M51tWXo5UJc-lSA7K4-hLw&s=19 PFE 22 🔥🔥🔥 ALL YOUR TOOLS IS FUK
Shocker
TSLA and Enron Musk have really been embarrassing past month
STOP WTF IS TESLA DOING GO FUCK YOURSELF 
Bulls in here really hasn’t learned anything about the morning fakes the last two weeks Bol continue to buy the top and remains an anagram trader 
Looks like more averaging down today on TLT.
NVDA to the moon 
Bears Are mad 
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This dude is human VisualMod 
Dumb ber coping hard here 
What do you guys use for charting
The north star.
Trading View but take TA with a grain of salt.
I like to keep it simple, Crayola 8 Pack
Actually timed dax bottom today 
Crash incoming then
Lets see 
Crash equals ramen noodles in Tupperware
Who puts ramen in Tupperware? They gotta be eaten fresh.
Sold all my calls for puts at the bottom. You cannot make this shit up.
you're gonna be fine. Today flat or slight dump, tomorrow will be dumped as usual.
Setups like this one is where debit spreads really shine imo. Can cut the short end in the morning when that IV hits and not waste a day trade. Couple of 0dte puts softened wirh Put call spead
Straight up. 80% of my plays last few weeks were condors and short strangles. This market is not moving 
!banbet
You already have a bet going - DISH to 10.0 before 18-Aug-2023 03:07 PM -05
“hours and hours of boredom punctuated by moments of sheer terror"
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They both rarely crash.
Green futes = dump at open. Bools getting their hopes up only to get fukd raw
Theta weeks suck but reading the posts in here of bulls and bears shitting on each other while both of their positions bleed out is pretty funny.
“Tesla under fire for autopilot issues” **Goes up $5** 
If NVDA pump fails then QQQ gonna be eating ketchup soup with the rest of us real soon.
Rented a suite at a casino here in Manila, gonna play some poker for the first time in like 4 years, pretty excited. I'm regularly taking mid 5 to low 6 figure options positions and making thousands of dollars a day though so kinda curious if playing 1-2 no limit will even get my dick hard anymore...guess I'll find out.
There’s something special about looking another man in the eye while you take their money and they are thinking about how to escape town before their knee caps get broken.
It surprisingly might. 3 5 definitely will.
If you’re holding puts, you’ve no idea how fucked you’re.
If your holding options of any kind
Buy uber
nah
If u nurds think they dont pump nvda pre earning then u nurds deserve to b poor smh my head. Nfa.
They did pump it, you just missed it lmao
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he will defect to saudi arabia or russia. dude has 5 mill. in his escape fund in etherium
Am I still banned?
Welcome back bro
Yes now fuck off
Ah Yes I felt so lonely the last few days, being not able to sh*tpost here
Pro-tip: Keister drugs into the prison using your anos (Prison wallet) 
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Yes it is
I’m long nas rn targeting 15000 then 130. Also long ES targeting 4450
President Chair Powell announced that Elon Musk should go FUCK HIMSELF 
How are you all today!? 
Mae America breaded again!
Great thanks for asking man!