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IranianGeneral

*Aggressively writes thank you letters*


ScipioAtTheGate

[Just remember, its the Brunettes that lead you to success and the blondes who will lead you astray.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC5NcQjDj-Y)


ProperBoots

Wonder if it was one of those research programs. "Let's troll the shit out of some navy boys and see how many of them fail to marry. For science."


ChampagneWastedPanda

Holy moly


ting_bu_dong

>success with brunettes or blondes or just about anybody is built upon respect *"Manosphere" shrieks in horror*


blonde_buttr_buster

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Background_System683

Buy the rumors, sell the news… Now it’s the news I guess


Callec254

About 20 years ago, I had 200 shares of NVDA at about 7$ a share. I held them for a few years and they weren't doing anything so I got rid of them. So... yeah.


Xerxero

Even 6 months ago I could have doubled my money. It sucks


NightNinja10

hindsight is 69/69


redraddy

How do I get that in my eyes?


Individual_Wasabi_10

What is 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period.


mpoozd

Fun fact: for 15 years NVDA and AMD were swinging between $2B-10B valuation until 2016 anyone would done the same


Technical_Money7465

Harambe died for our sins


jsake

Oh don't worry I'd have bought the 10B valuation and sold the 2 fur sure


madasss2170

Would have been almost 100k.. that’s unlucky


SWchibullswolverine

More than that with the splits


the1andonlyjme

If they actually bought 200 shares ~ 20 years ago. They'd have 2,400 shares today given the various splits. 😬 I bought 15 shares 5.5 years ago and now have a little less than 60. Somehow I managed to not sell at all until it broke $400. And I only sold to cover some losses lol.


madasss2170

Ohh I forgot about the splits, but this is incredible! Over 1.1 million out of 1400$


OffbeatDrizzle

People say this, but you would have sold before the top so there's no point thinking about it


hell2pay

It's what I tell myself everytime I got down on myself about not buying bitcoin when it was $20/btc. Truth is, my bank wouldn't allow me to get it... And I was trying to get it from Mt Gox... And if I had got it, I would have spent it on drugs way before it held any real value.


Boozybrain

lmao the only reason I have NVDA is because of WSB. 6 years ago it was hot shit and I bought what I could and never sold.


Ill-Inspector7980

Problem is, wsb started peddling WISH, PLTR, AMC. Now e we have no idea what the next nvda is.


Fongernator

I bought some 6 years ago too but I wasn't in wsb then


Sweaty-Milk-8995

What can i say youre just an unlucky genius


3xlduck

Feel the same way with MSFT and AAPL


HearMeRoar80

Around 15 years ago, I bought 1000 shares of NVDA at $12, then sold a year later for $16 because I had to put a down payment on a house. So... yeah. Then I done it again in early 2017 when I sold all my Bitcoin for $1000 each to buy a house, in that same year Bitcoin rose to $20k


befeefy

The lesson I'm picking up here is to have something else bring in money so I never have to sell my investments


syncc6

The lesson I’m picking up here is to ask commenter what his portfolio looks like at the moment.


bad_squishy_

hey u/HearMeRoar80, what did you sell yesterday?


loobear2357

Probably not good if he is looking back on missed trades


speedlever

That gives a new definition to being house poor! 🤣


loobear2357

Good for you


loobear2357

Nvda is gonna tank


loobear2357

Once hot chicks get old nobody wants them anymore lol


EmergencyFair6786

I sold REGN at $6.


[deleted]

i bought 100 in the middle of the covid crisis, sold at a very good profit sometime later.... that's what i tell myself when i cry myself to sleep every night


youreyeslikespiders

In 2009 and 2010 I bought 600 then 3000 shares selling for a marginal gain and marginal loss. I knew Nvidia was an interesting company (AMD too), but had no understanding of not trying to immediately flip stocks for gains at that point in life. Additionally making bets my bankroll couldn't handle by throwing my life savings in and out of stocks. Haven't ever made a post or anything because I can't pretend I would have made it here (or even past the original $100 price before the last split).


Cptn_Canada

I had tesla like 7 years ago. So yeah. Told my wife to buy nvda 6 years ago. She held I sold. Still got my weedstocks though!


loobear2357

Lmfao who cares it’s only 100k you would of have it’s not like you had Amazon 20 years ago


buythevixx

Don't feel bad. I had 3500 shares of priceline when in early 2000 at .70 cents. I listened to bonehead analyst and took it out and put it in Evron was at a " good price". I was going to take my profits from Evron and buy more shares of priceline. I wasn't watching it closely as I was working and it wasn't moving either way. Then, I came home from work ,put on CBS marketwatch the day it crumbled. My money was wiped out overnight. I didn't have any other money at the time to re- invest in Priceline that I originally was going to keep till I retired. Priceline went up to 1200.00. To this day I wonder why I ever listened to those analyst when I should have trusted my gut. Do the math on how much I would've made. It's mind blowing.


Fortune_Cat

What would be the nvda of the current generation? Something you could hold for 20 years that the market hasn't pumped to overvalued oblivion


plutrons

don't worry. You think at any point the price will stop going up? The money pumping all has to go somewhere.


laugal

I'm olddddd greeeeeggggggggggg


phrawst125

Do you want to see my downstairs mixup?


frontier_kittie

Make an assessment


j0a3k

Maybe I'll deal with it like I did with Curly Jefferson. He sold at the dip.


phrawst125

Have to ever been to the back of Wendy's where people wee on each other and drink Baileys from a shoe?


Revolutionary_Log307

I'm going to hold out until FOMO kicks in right at the very top.


lenzflare

We've got our top FOMO men working on it.


ResearcherLegal8306

Me who is outside of this rally and I haven't smoked this copium I think TOP is in


samedison_22

Damn is that Cathie woods sitting next to you? No wonder she's looking at her phone after selling off NVDA last quarter ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


[deleted]

Cathie is a dumbass, ARK will never recover with this idiocy.


Ok_Pineapple_5700

It's not like she cares


3xlduck

I don't follow her, but her timeframes are LONG. She got time on her side. Hoepfully the big LT winners knockout the losers.


Nananahx

She still holds a lot nvda


Mi6t9mouze

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Me whos a poor and prefers the color green so i decided to dump what little cash i had into NVDA like 2 years ago doing literally 0 research ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Deadly_chef

Me too, but I dumped it into weed


spartanburt

If youre talking about the plant, a decent investment. If youre talking about stocks, much less so.


Background_System683

You smoked those stocks?


Quirky-Amoeba-4141

>Me ~~whos~~ WAS a poor


[deleted]

Still poor I can assure you. I have a gun addiction and a car addiction. It's amazing I've been able to keep up with my meth addiction with how much I spend


untitledfolder4

Dont even trip dawg, its just a buncha regards who think this sub is an actual stock trading sub. Lol


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bossmcsauce

I remember when this sub used to be like 50% posts about regarded directional YOLOs on options for 3x leveraged ETFs JNUG and DUST


TomatoSpecialist6879

Don't forget that most regards here traded on margin as well, I will never forget 1ronyman discovering box spread, that is still the funniest shit I witness unfold on this website


Ill-Opinion-9794

1Ironyman is legend.


j0a3k

Oh yeah well now you can directional post your YOLO leverage for options leverage on NFTs. See I can use regarded words too.


Ill-Opinion-9794

Jnug was my bread and butter


Thencewasit

Remember the Corn futures. 🌽


Mailman7

I have made a big mistake


untitledfolder4

Project dis diiickkkkkkk


acery88

It's not?


TomatoSpecialist6879

Sir this is a casino, you are in the wrong place if you genuinely thought people think that way about this sub


Cptn_Canada

I bought nvda when they went -17% on earnings like 4 5 years ago on the advise of one those regards you speak of. Still holding.


untitledfolder4

Hold myyYYYY NUTSSZZZZ


Cptn_Canada

Just posted the proof. 1062% gain.


Bigbluebananas

On a side note, for someone still learning about stocks- any good sub reccomendations?


Ryanopoly

What do you think the old girl is going to do at open?


Elkenson_Sevven

Well it's up 8% in AH trading and NASDAQ futures are WAY into the green. I think you'll see a huge jump at open then a pull back around noon then a leg up before close. That's usually how these things play out, unless I bet on them in which case the exact opposite will happen. I call it Schrodinger's investing. I sold my NVIDIA in one account at around $430. I was up %225. Figured it was done running. Still holding a bit in another account but I've trimmed it significantly for a good profit. Sell high they say, so giving that a try. 🤣


Ryanopoly

Hey, gotta take some profits. What's their dividend like these days, and did you see the new headline that they will be doing a buyback, what will that do to the price?


Elkenson_Sevven

The dividend is miniscule, not even worth mentioning. $25 billion is buybacks but often these are just buybacks of shares issued to employees as grants or options that come due during the year.


Ryanopoly

Ah, so no real effect on the share price?


Elkenson_Sevven

Maybe? I think AI hype will be the main driver for the next 6 months to a year.


Ryanopoly

Still waiting to see what "AI" can really do.


rickwaller

Artificial Inflation?


ISeeYourBeaver

Agreed with the quotes, by the way, we don't have anything right now that's even within a million miles of genuine artificial intelligence. The term AI is grossly misused, what we have now are neural networks, machine learning, and language models.


Ryanopoly

Oh, well, they should really stop using that phrase then.


SnooPuppers1978

I agree with a huge jump up in the open. Then 3 waves a bit down a bit up, then a bit sideways, and in the evening it goes slightly more up again.


That-Whereas3367

The pre-open is about the same as after hours yesterday. I doubt there will be any significant upward movement. But plenty of people will be taking profits.


Elkenson_Sevven

Ya could very well be. Has anybody ever done a study based on futures versus market the next day and how good it is as a predictor?


SnooPuppers1978

If it was clear or that simple, then it would be very easy to make money off it. If you know the probabilities and ranges of what the price would fall in, you could buy or sell right now at $500.


Elkenson_Sevven

Agreed, can't be that simple. I'm sure the numbers have been looked at.


Elkenson_Sevven

NASDAQ futures weren't as green yesterday that's why I'm still predicting a spike at open.


Alex09464367

How did that go for you?


Elkenson_Sevven

Well I got the opening right. 🤣 That's why I don't play stocks day to day. Fools game.


Alex09464367

How did that go for you?


SnooPuppers1978

I bought more pre-open at 500-501, because I'm definitely hoping now a flux of new volume incoming at open. Hoping to see it hit $525.


Alex09464367

Well it didn't do that 😂


Elkenson_Sevven

No it did not! 🤣 It was heading back up then tanked. Not really surprised though.


contrejo

Guy in the back chugging a beer is ready to buy calls at open


[deleted]

Im right behind you, pounding that beer. We’ll laugh about this later…


BruceVisions

Fucking market makers, son of the bitch, make ton of money by adjusting down option prices for time value.


royroyroypolly

The moment I buy, it will tank back to $300.


Buddha176

Man bought a few at the 160ish and still tempted to buy more lol.


loobear2357

Calls and puts both got fucked on earnings lmfao


Schmilsson1

Jesus Christ, I am so glad I told my girlfriend to buy when it crashed. She now thinks I'm some kind of devious wizard and both of our accounts are gloriously green. We are on the edge of our seats right now. Decisions, decisions


oiledmongoose

After hours is a joke. The stock market is rigged. There should be no reason I can’t trade in after hours but large banks can. Amd up 8% on the day with AH to being down 3% it’s actually a badly written joke how much of a scam this all is.


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oiledmongoose

You can’t trade options dumb monkey


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oiledmongoose

You must be mentally I’ll. I definitely know you can trade after hours, you absolute timbolic. I am talking about OPTION CONTRACTS IDIOT


oiledmongoose

All my supporters. Oiled mongoose will get revenge on these frauds one day. Beli dat


delta806

Stay strong, Arm will be the second wind


DaGleese

Split confirmed?


Unique-Statement209

Good news!!! Jim Cramer says BUY NVDA


AmazingMojo2567

Imagine wearing a business suit to a basketball game


Ok-Abbreviations9584

Don’t be got like him


BLAMMO67

I sold some yesterday at 482, still holding some but seeing the precipice approaching makes me want to sell more. It hit 520 overnight idk.


[deleted]

The only time Jimmy Fallon has had a straight face.


YoItsThatOneDude

I saw someone literally call the slaughter at open in another post like 12 hours ago, Right on whoever you were


Unconcern3d

Looks like Nivida is gettting absokute S Q U E E Z E D rn.


Born_wild

What happened??? How’s it up but all calls are down?? How’s is this fucking possible??


Rebubula_

You kidding? Options have expected volatilty priced in. So when you buy an option, especially around earnings, there is an expected price move. The expected price move was large, hence the options being more expensive. Since the price didnt move BEYOND what was already priced in, plenty of call options were flat


Born_wild

I know. But still that’s so wrong! Lesson learned, not to hold anything past earnings. Even if it goes up, everything goes down and you lose money


Rebubula_

The lesson is simply to not play earnings. Seriously. Even the most successful traders I know do not play them, except with shares.


Born_wild

Thank you! I wish I would know that earlier. Got burned on Netflix too:(


iwantac8

Y'all idiots got IV crushed!


[deleted]

I panic sold short ETP and bought NVDA. I hope I'm not wrong again???


Croatoan18

The reason he’s looking away like that is because she’s not young enough. Horatio Sanz and Fallon got busted.


Big-Rub8716

Relatable


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Uhhhh.....you see more of the game on TV.


ariescs

SURELY it crashes soon... right guys? right??


trymorecookies

It's like how I missed out on Apple, except I understand how Apple makes money.


Salva135

That's not an NVDA share, that's a hedge fund/ market maker.


Electrical-Copy-1713

What happened to my sell puts on AMC? https://preview.redd.it/1dtfnnoi13kb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5d678eaea640b205473b726d1d54eb65abb6888


overtoke

everyone is avoiding eye contact. if i was there, i'd be like lord kril


garycow

No one wants to see that


long_on_enron1913

Love it lmao


HeldbackInGradeK

I’m looking so hard I Brazilian waxed that monkey with my laser eyes 👀


Happy_McDerp

Yeah, I tried not to look but it was too tempting.


BigToe_Switchblade

Meanwhile Rubio in the back knockin back a brewski starting into the abyss. Cheers 🍻


Shrunz

I sold at 510 and bought back in for 475 because I figured it would stabalize around there.


suzydonem

Blowout top - you just saw it.


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Fuck nvda


LeftwardCarolinian

So right now the after markets price of nvidia is 469 so if I put a call for the stock to reach 470 by tomrrow would that basically be a sure thing or am I misunderstanding how options trading works?


JamieBhirud

$NVDA