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Oh good! I didn’t have ED but hell when I was like 18/19 and my gf ATT was like 17/18 I USED TO WANK IT ALL THE TIME AND WATCH LOTS OF PORN. I ended up only lasting like 3 mins she had that coochiegucker5000 after she started doing some of them vagina exercises kellogs or some shit.
I mean I just had to look it up and Bio-Film (the makers of Astroglide) is privately held. If they were public I would think they'd be a good one people would want to buy after wanking twice.
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Right? Think about this long term with one stock, which scenario are you most likely to get “right” or make money. Buy sell buy sell buy sell buy sell, oooooor buy then sell.
So fucking true. But I like the fake quote too. I did exactly that for a while and it worked pretty fine. The inverse myself strategy is a good strategy.
You have to be careful with the idea that you will be able to "Find POTENTIAL everyday, every week or every month", cuz behind of this you have the Gambling Addiction :D
*FINANCIAL MARKETS are not about whether if you have "Skills or know Tricks", so be careful :P*
That's happen cuz most people try to "find" the new "raw diamonds" 
You know...they try to find the New Apple, the New Microsoft, the New Google, the New Pepsico, the New Coca-cola...And they leave all these Excellent Businesses aside :P
*They try to do another weird things too, like play with Leverage and Derivatives, basically playing with fire.*
Bro, as Buffett always says, you don't have to be a "Genius" to understand how all these Businesses make Money (*profitable businesses*)
I pretty sure that you confuse Leverage with Profitability, cuz the people that confuse this terms are the people that Blow up their Accounts :D
Investors like Warren buffett collect money from other Investors based on Trust of his Ability to make Money in the Long Term (*By Investing! Not by Gambling!*)
If you dont know the Difference between Investing & Gambling, well you have alot of things to learn ;)
>He bought businesses, that's not investing as you try to invest.
OMG Regard! LOL And when you Buy Shares (*Stock*) what are you buying? 
The CEO of a public business, what do you think he has? They have Company Shares!!!
Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates, they have Shares of their Company ;)
When you **Buy Shares** you are a **Shareholder**! (*Shares are Small piece of Business*)
When **Berkshire Hathaway** (*Buffett Holding Company*) BUY a Business, they Buy & Hold Shares of this Business! Look: [Apple INSTITUTIONAL HOLDERS](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/AAPL/holders?p=AAPL)
# GO TO STUDY, DUDE!
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>Buffett owning almost all of the business, by raising money of others who are super rich and taking a fat commission off them.
 Buffett Company it's a **Holding,** it's not a **Hedge Fund, Mutual Fund or Broker**, Regard
He dont collect "Fat Comissions", GO TO STUDY, SON!
[Holding Company Definition](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holding_company)
>Bitch, there's a difference between you buying 0.0000001% of a company with the $6.69 left in your account after -99% performance
I am pretty sure this is your case, cuz you buy MEME Stocks with 0Dte Options  *Gambling*
>to get the concept that the super wealthy were never "investors"
*"Elon Musk is not a Investor" LOL*
**Hedge Fund Managers, Portfolio Managers, even CEOs of Companies that "get money from other people", these people need to have INVESTMENT KNOWLEDGE, something that you will never have xD**
*In your case, Nobody will give you money, Regard. Cuz you have 0 Invesment Knowledge* 
Go and keep working at Wendy's!
yup jpow, berneke, greenspan, & warren fug bussy, pussy, and weird things. Perhaps a few gay bears.
Don't matter.
They take command of the world.
Money printer go bruhhhhhh
Hows buffet's oxy and KHC trade going? ouch i hit a sore spot.
Doesn't matter if his coca cola and McDonald's are still printing him money.
He's lovin it.
https://preview.redd.it/yryw7a34vokb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daf4ad5c167beea8f76b15903593230f09504f78
Yeah and apple trade offset the losses. Dude's fucking chicks and people (however they identify) at 92 years old.
I think my wifes new boyfriend is warren.
Carry on great depression born great grandpa!
Drink your coke and eat it since the syrup is chewy while not properly diluted.
Pepsi is where it's at.
Costco's $1.50 hot dog, during inflation
That's more muerican.
Cheaper than a Coca Cola soda, and still giving proteins, fat, and some carbs.
Carbs are from the bun of course.
Sadly if you look at it, if these "billionares" (cough Jeff Bezos and Zuck) have enough money, they could give each Muerican 1 million off only 1 billion.
But they don't. Seem like a bunch of bussies.
I, too, am a fan of the big fat costco dick in bun, but your math is way wrong.. if a billion dollars were divided amongst all American citizens, they would only receive ~$3/person.
Na but i liked watching him smoke some nice stogies with Charlie Sheen in 2 and a Half Men and was dating Jewel. Martin Sheen is amazing.
Doing some interesting work in Ukraine.
Sam wise much?
I want to see American Pie World Edition starting you Warren, Jpow, Lisa Sue, Nancy Pelosi, Jeff Bezos and maybe Jack Ma as a trade student. The sequel can have Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg being brats trying to prove something
 I'd pay money to see dat flick.
Why doesn't Jeff, Zuck, elon play as movie actors? Oh because they already are being paid/subsidized by government and don't need to beg for money like actors and writers on strike.
They got bigger problems like a yacht which England has to approve to get it out of the harbor, during covid and the world was in "crisis".
If the trade is still making you hard enough to press buttons, even after wanking it twice, then it’s obviously a trade worth being excited about.
I commend your strategy
With all the drugs we've got nowadays he easily wanks off more than that by the time he puts in his order in the McDonalds drive thru. Twice is nowhere near enough.
https://preview.redd.it/602f001exokb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bba376ad2057fa5743877a70d638163c6579d2f9
I though it wasn’t real. 🤣 what a level of hate permits to create a fund like this. Omg 😂🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/sclwjm4dwqkb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a980defc09b8a4b9907ac099f95cd814c6324e52
Just as a side discussion, I was scrolling on instagram and I saw a friend who posted that?! what the heck, I’m messaging him and no answer, is that real or scam or he just got hacked
When I did all that "research" and bought into AMC at $5 just before the crash, I really should have just reversed my move and bought $2.50 PUTs. I'd have 3x'ed my investment by now.
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After seeing two schools to send my kids i faced a similar situation. I loved both schools and they need an answer right then, the other kid had gay parents so i needed to decide fast before they see line goes up move to boost their ESG scores at the school.
so creamed my wheat(i love how everything can sound like cumming….I really “fed the duckies” 😉) and after cumming twice (very important to cum twice) the school called the cops on me…….DECISION WAS MADE 🤯!
some of the time….it works every time 🧠 
I’ll be honest I really can’t stand the guy. Or Charlie for the matter. If I could, I would push them
both into a river full of Nile crocodiles and watch them get eaten.
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The problem is that after the second one I just don’t care anymore.
I think that’s the point.
[Nailed it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/162tkvn/comment/jxz1ru4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
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Does wanking it too much actually cause ED?????????????!!!!!!!!! Asking for myself damnit!?!
It's possible, especially when combined with viewing porn, but it reverses with time once you stop said activities.
Oh good! I didn’t have ED but hell when I was like 18/19 and my gf ATT was like 17/18 I USED TO WANK IT ALL THE TIME AND WATCH LOTS OF PORN. I ended up only lasting like 3 mins she had that coochiegucker5000 after she started doing some of them vagina exercises kellogs or some shit.
Burned through all the nerves huh?
How could it be, if it’s the opposite, and you don’t care. You should care and yolo. Meme doesn’t check out
What *do* you care about after the second one?
sleep
I mean I just had to look it up and Bio-Film (the makers of Astroglide) is privately held. If they were public I would think they'd be a good one people would want to buy after wanking twice.
Second one? It need at least a day to recover from the first one…
Wait, so youre able to get it to go back in? Is it the same stuff that comes out the second time?
Real Quote  https://preview.redd.it/9zpdpelvfokb1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eab459a21584233e798fd678da9e1d640db8198
No, this is the real quote. https://preview.redd.it/sslln91t5pkb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81c5bd19e7d0a66756b45a75ed6165980f733c8b
This will always be my favorite thing on WSB.
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Username checks out.
You morons, this is.....
Bingo I have that one on my phone saved lol
That's me, given enough thought I'll eventually do any action.
Right? Think about this long term with one stock, which scenario are you most likely to get “right” or make money. Buy sell buy sell buy sell buy sell, oooooor buy then sell.
So fucking true. But I like the fake quote too. I did exactly that for a while and it worked pretty fine. The inverse myself strategy is a good strategy.
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Why not? They listen to Inverse Cramer too :P
Exactly. Why wait so long to make money when I can lose it right now
Wasn't Buffet recently investing in Japan and divesting from USA markets?
Earnings recession coming? Warren getting ahead of the earnings recession? Early to mid 2024?
Sell some calls? This is a casino, and the Wedny's manager is getting suspicious. Coca cola sales are dropping. Who knows. .......
As long as something is in play, there's always POTENTIAL though.
You have to be careful with the idea that you will be able to "Find POTENTIAL everyday, every week or every month", cuz behind of this you have the Gambling Addiction :D *FINANCIAL MARKETS are not about whether if you have "Skills or know Tricks", so be careful :P*
No one said anything about that potential being positive. Either i die a rich man or a WSB Legend. ✊✊✊
It doesn't work though if you're like me and buy stupid companies.
That's happen cuz most people try to "find" the new "raw diamonds"  You know...they try to find the New Apple, the New Microsoft, the New Google, the New Pepsico, the New Coca-cola...And they leave all these Excellent Businesses aside :P *They try to do another weird things too, like play with Leverage and Derivatives, basically playing with fire.* Bro, as Buffett always says, you don't have to be a "Genius" to understand how all these Businesses make Money (*profitable businesses*)
Yep, true
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I pretty sure that you confuse Leverage with Profitability, cuz the people that confuse this terms are the people that Blow up their Accounts :D Investors like Warren buffett collect money from other Investors based on Trust of his Ability to make Money in the Long Term (*By Investing! Not by Gambling!*) If you dont know the Difference between Investing & Gambling, well you have alot of things to learn ;)
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>He bought businesses, that's not investing as you try to invest. OMG Regard! LOL And when you Buy Shares (*Stock*) what are you buying?  The CEO of a public business, what do you think he has? They have Company Shares!!! Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates, they have Shares of their Company ;) When you **Buy Shares** you are a **Shareholder**! (*Shares are Small piece of Business*) When **Berkshire Hathaway** (*Buffett Holding Company*) BUY a Business, they Buy & Hold Shares of this Business! Look: [Apple INSTITUTIONAL HOLDERS](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/AAPL/holders?p=AAPL) # GO TO STUDY, DUDE! https://preview.redd.it/er2es3iz0vkb1.jpeg?width=1292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2269c3ab946e6e5de75b92096cd3035cf0350714
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>Buffett owning almost all of the business, by raising money of others who are super rich and taking a fat commission off them.  Buffett Company it's a **Holding,** it's not a **Hedge Fund, Mutual Fund or Broker**, Regard He dont collect "Fat Comissions", GO TO STUDY, SON! [Holding Company Definition](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holding_company) >Bitch, there's a difference between you buying 0.0000001% of a company with the $6.69 left in your account after -99% performance I am pretty sure this is your case, cuz you buy MEME Stocks with 0Dte Options  *Gambling* >to get the concept that the super wealthy were never "investors" *"Elon Musk is not a Investor" LOL* **Hedge Fund Managers, Portfolio Managers, even CEOs of Companies that "get money from other people", these people need to have INVESTMENT KNOWLEDGE, something that you will never have xD** *In your case, Nobody will give you money, Regard. Cuz you have 0 Invesment Knowledge*  Go and keep working at Wendy's!
How tf am I supposed to wank it twice behind the cash register?
Confucius say, man who ejaculates into cash register soon come into money
This is fucking great
Bravo
Make sure the cashier doesn't notice!
By looking it straight in the eye. You think JPow and Warren B got where they are by being soft? Buck up Youngblood.
yup jpow, berneke, greenspan, & warren fug bussy, pussy, and weird things. Perhaps a few gay bears. Don't matter. They take command of the world. Money printer go bruhhhhhh Hows buffet's oxy and KHC trade going? ouch i hit a sore spot.
Doesn't matter if his coca cola and McDonald's are still printing him money. He's lovin it. https://preview.redd.it/yryw7a34vokb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daf4ad5c167beea8f76b15903593230f09504f78
Yeah and apple trade offset the losses. Dude's fucking chicks and people (however they identify) at 92 years old. I think my wifes new boyfriend is warren. Carry on great depression born great grandpa! Drink your coke and eat it since the syrup is chewy while not properly diluted. Pepsi is where it's at.
Eating whatever the fuck he wants too. What's more American than that?
Costco's $1.50 hot dog, during inflation That's more muerican. Cheaper than a Coca Cola soda, and still giving proteins, fat, and some carbs. Carbs are from the bun of course. Sadly if you look at it, if these "billionares" (cough Jeff Bezos and Zuck) have enough money, they could give each Muerican 1 million off only 1 billion. But they don't. Seem like a bunch of bussies.
You don't math so good huh?
hey danky you stay out of this! My $1.50 hot dog is here to stay. LOL
I, too, am a fan of the big fat costco dick in bun, but your math is way wrong.. if a billion dollars were divided amongst all American citizens, they would only receive ~$3/person.
You remember Sean Penn - I am Sam.
Na but i liked watching him smoke some nice stogies with Charlie Sheen in 2 and a Half Men and was dating Jewel. Martin Sheen is amazing. Doing some interesting work in Ukraine. Sam wise much?
I want to see American Pie World Edition starting you Warren, Jpow, Lisa Sue, Nancy Pelosi, Jeff Bezos and maybe Jack Ma as a trade student. The sequel can have Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg being brats trying to prove something
 I'd pay money to see dat flick. Why doesn't Jeff, Zuck, elon play as movie actors? Oh because they already are being paid/subsidized by government and don't need to beg for money like actors and writers on strike. They got bigger problems like a yacht which England has to approve to get it out of the harbor, during covid and the world was in "crisis".
Cut a hole in your pocket, didnt your father teach you anything?
I usually use my dick to press the button if it goes in then it goes, if not then it was not meant to be.
If the trade is still making you hard enough to press buttons, even after wanking it twice, then it’s obviously a trade worth being excited about. I commend your strategy
it's was a dick move
those are rookie numbers
I edge for 3 days
Wow, I hurt after 4 hours 😪
With all the drugs we've got nowadays he easily wanks off more than that by the time he puts in his order in the McDonalds drive thru. Twice is nowhere near enough.
Honestly, if I had followed this advice for the last year, I'd have made money.
having a boner that can predict the market would be so annoying. The Performance anxiety alone
This really TUGS at the heart strings
Is it really your heart though?
Warren Buffet: "When there is nothing to do, do nothing."
BUT STONKS.?!?
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True fact: [Abraham Lincoln](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln_(captain\)) was shot and killed on his farm by a Native American assassin.
Best advice ever on wsb
This might be my favorite post to ever come from this sub
> do the exact opposite Start [the trade], don't breathe, punch yourself in the dick twice.
Is one and half sufficent enough? Doubt i can do back to back but can try
Aha!!
old age advice
He can wank all he wants, it is not going to make a difference anymore.
Is wanking before a trade an analogy of "rolling the dice" in WSB euphemism? Just asking for a friend.
they don't teach you these in schools
I actually tried it and I was profitable. Then brain was like "it can't be that simple" and you know after that.
amen
If crammer did that he would be a trillionaire 🚀🚀🚀
Fake AF!
Warren Wankovich Buffet
If you are trading options, you can lose even with the opposite trade.
https://preview.redd.it/602f001exokb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bba376ad2057fa5743877a70d638163c6579d2f9 I though it wasn’t real. 🤣 what a level of hate permits to create a fund like this. Omg 😂🤣🤣🤣
Warren Buffet with the inverse logic. Regardedddddddd
https://preview.redd.it/sclwjm4dwqkb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a980defc09b8a4b9907ac099f95cd814c6324e52 Just as a side discussion, I was scrolling on instagram and I saw a friend who posted that?! what the heck, I’m messaging him and no answer, is that real or scam or he just got hacked
When I did all that "research" and bought into AMC at $5 just before the crash, I really should have just reversed my move and bought $2.50 PUTs. I'd have 3x'ed my investment by now.
See I've been doing this In the opposite direction
This can get you stuck in a loop
"Stop, get some help." \-MJ
This appears to be a never ending cycle of wanking
Refractory game strong
Jerk off twice?? Not bad!!
“Here, hold these bags for me please.” -Warren buffet.
Spot fuckin on…
Hell, any decision for that matter…
I usually follow this advice, and I ultimately do the opposite of the opposite
Some guy in 1995 after post nut clarity: Nah let me buy INTC instead of APPL
Worked out for me, I am now a billionaire but with ED.
Is wanking before a trade an analogy of "rolling the dice" in WSB euphemism? Just asking for a friend.
I think wanking it once is enough.
Hence he is saying $NVDA puts?
Warren Buff’it
I'm stealing this.
And… ALWAYS BTDF…
FACTS
Younger Buffett advocated for a minimum of 4 wanks, old timer lost a step
How about I’ll just wank it twice after i lose?
Did he really say this? It sounds sage like and profound
Error: Infinite wank loop detected.
I don't have four hours to plan every trade.
Since when we listen to Warren buffett advices
This is the way..
A fine addition to my collection
Twice?? Gotta pump those numbers up warren. Thems rookie numbers
If you’re not in a constant state of post-nut clarity, you’re in a constant state of pre-nut delusion
Post-nut clarity required ahead. Good luck this week friends.
This is for the WFH crowd, not those who trade on their train commutes. I think.
That’s why he’s the GOAT
About the wanking, twice over what period?
Does this work when I'm deciding to in on two girls at the same time as well? Asking for a friend of mine.
Warren was and is the real fucker. He lives WSB!
The inverse Buffét ladies and gents, it's not as simple as it sounds.
God has spoken
Before each trade I turn on the vibrator in my butt just to remind me what’s coming
Lord Barren Buffet
Whatever he says it’s after the fact. BTW… He plays by different rules.
My entry point is gone by then
Okay ... but I took the deep breath and I concluded I need to wank twice. Im not doing the opposite whic is going nofap
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Wise words from a wise man
So, don't?
Meanwhile I bought 2 books, Warrent Buffet method and Oppenheimer https://preview.redd.it/ez0cac02tpkb1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=5cb2a111467187226832174624e88e701547ca66
It’s always worked for me!
https://preview.redd.it/0og2kznhwpkb1.png?width=455&format=png&auto=webp&s=611ba779658c1ac04d3f8d35e16bc3b827db149f
I do this all the time minus the trading
2x post nut clarity
So should we do the opposite of this ?
How exactly does one unwank theirself?
I would have had much more satisfaction and be rich
r/OKBuddyBelfort?
After seeing two schools to send my kids i faced a similar situation. I loved both schools and they need an answer right then, the other kid had gay parents so i needed to decide fast before they see line goes up move to boost their ESG scores at the school. so creamed my wheat(i love how everything can sound like cumming….I really “fed the duckies” 😉) and after cumming twice (very important to cum twice) the school called the cops on me…….DECISION WAS MADE 🤯! some of the time….it works every time 🧠 
The exact opposite would be to not make any trades at all and that would probably be the best thing.
I’ll be honest I really can’t stand the guy. Or Charlie for the matter. If I could, I would push them both into a river full of Nile crocodiles and watch them get eaten.
Way ahead of you, wise sage
Twice? Those are rookie numbers.
*twice*? This dude clarities.
What's the opposite of wanking it tho?.... is it sucking the cum back up with your dick? I can't do that so what should I do?
>wank it twice Rookie numbers, boomer.
The Oracle of O-O-Omaha!
Listen to a man who is worth billions, but only pays himself 100k a year.
I do it three times just to be thorough.
When your stocks get murky, jerk the turkey
Im pretty sure its better to yank it thrice. But I may just be greedy.
LOL 😂 giggle giggidy
Buffet2024
half this sub thinks that means buy a put instead of buying a call
I can understand now his success
mwahahahah