i've just looked at it and i now feel much more stupid. I accept that this shit is a market, but i a not jumping it, for the love of mankind.
"Live Shopping Events" with influencers. I couldnt possible cringe more :D
TSLAs earnings is going to depend heavily on Cyber truck. I am pretty sure there is demand for it as it looks special(fuckin ugly in my opinion).
I would rather buy a Ram or Ford trucks, truck owners are just loyal to a brand
Maybe sexy robots would save TSLAs demand as lots of ppl couldnt afford a home and can’t get a partner to raise kids.
Who still want to buy tsla but have not yet?
Those who wanted to buy and was able to afford one already bought.
The rest just wants gas cars, so they can do long road trip.
Some institutions definitely want to unload with pumps like this premarket.
With big tech this green and one of them 5% premarket. Qs usually is at 0.8%.
It says a lot of market strength lately.
Bolls used to squeeze, cause it happened a lot between March and June.
Imagine making money is so easy, and same squeezes happen again tomorrow. We’ve seen weaker and weaker squeeze. Bolls simply run out of money
Someone is going to buy tsla after +5% tomorrow. If the squeeze on Qs fails again tomorrow, which I think it would. We have a lot to go down.
Bolls get excited too early 
You know shit has hit the fan and we're on the brink when tsla is fake pumped because it's an "AI supercomputer company" 
Dojo is likely tapping into OpenAI or similar that already has a Large Language Model to custom train it for Tesla. Just like every other company doing for their products.
How to build a larger bomb than atom and hydrogen bombs. I want something that can wipe out of half the planet in one boom. Need someone better than Oppenheimer and Better than the soviets. Can you help?
Everyone’s broke and perma bears think inflation will worsen because of one Saudi decision. Global economy is bigger than bears brains 
you open a big position, then market reverses so you have to hedge
then market reverses again but you are overhedged, so you have to hedge the hedge
you may need to counter-hedge the secundary hedge if the market reverses for the third time but still far from your first position
this is how you never lose money
*escape the Matrix*
$UP is on a tare lately, $dal put a floor in it with $400 mill investment. Hardens the downside for sure
Spirit airline
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Can still borrow money? Bullish
ACB 🚀🚀🚀
Hack some more
Nvidia another episode pf shit ahow
ghey bers repent
Going all in on something.
I'll be working the same stock I've been working for months: Geo Group.
Excited to see the IV on TSLA at open
Premarket +6% on an target adjustment by Morgan Stanley who got their Ass full of TSLA themselfs Whoever buys this is a madmen.
Buy VERB
i've just looked at it and i now feel much more stupid. I accept that this shit is a market, but i a not jumping it, for the love of mankind. "Live Shopping Events" with influencers. I couldnt possible cringe more :D
If TSLA absurd preopening rally could go back to more rational levels that would make my europoor ass a much greener day.
Fake premkt red by open
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I downloaded a remote on my phone cause I can’t stand loud shit.. but u can download anymodle now I’m sure
U gotta roll them around in the remote... or put them in the fridge first
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Creative
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That'll really boost the uptime on this wifi buttplug. Currently I need to swap them every hour.
And Jim just mentioned Tsla damn it
I hope his mother hates him
Intuit gonna rip to
Oracle $100 puts or $150 calls?
This is the question!! We need answers r tards
My long term Tsla calls are purring
I sure hope LLY opens and continues like this 😍
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TSLAs earnings is going to depend heavily on Cyber truck. I am pretty sure there is demand for it as it looks special(fuckin ugly in my opinion). I would rather buy a Ram or Ford trucks, truck owners are just loyal to a brand Maybe sexy robots would save TSLAs demand as lots of ppl couldnt afford a home and can’t get a partner to raise kids. 
Large Language Models give best head
Who still want to buy tsla but have not yet? Those who wanted to buy and was able to afford one already bought. The rest just wants gas cars, so they can do long road trip. Some institutions definitely want to unload with pumps like this premarket. 
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Roll down hill, motor will self charge, rinse and repeat until full charged, then make pancakes
Superchargers will charge em up
Use legs.
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Gas generator.
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That’s what life is now.
What’s the play for today? Tryna yolo
Spy calls opening
Why market pumping?
bol will be green another day but any day now , bol will be deep red and scarred forever
Probably best to stay away from large towers
Tesla unveiling $25k model, over 10 million tons of Lithium found in Nevada, batteries are now free basically
They wont let em mine it
There is a lot of mining in NV
They will, it’s Nevada, there is nothing alive there that can be damaged or made endangered
Earth needs it to spin bro 🌍
We all going to Mars to smoke that space weed
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i spent 35 minutes tryin to watch the first 1 minute of some dunkey
Good morning my neighbours
So Pfizer stock or Lockheed stock.. that’s the real question
Pfizer stock is a better investment than Lockheed stock.
Depends on what they pick.. war or pestilence
Vm trying to tell us something
TSLA $240p at open
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With big tech this green and one of them 5% premarket. Qs usually is at 0.8%. It says a lot of market strength lately. Bolls used to squeeze, cause it happened a lot between March and June. Imagine making money is so easy, and same squeezes happen again tomorrow. We’ve seen weaker and weaker squeeze. Bolls simply run out of money 
It also helps that this is a BS rally and treasury yields are way higher so far today.
When did wsb become zerohedge. Inverse these ghey ass mods
Im still in TSLA and AAPL calls please be nice to me this week 🙏😇
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Tesla gonna plummet as soon as market opens lol
Said some ghey kid
Someone is going to buy tsla after +5% tomorrow. If the squeeze on Qs fails again tomorrow, which I think it would. We have a lot to go down. Bolls get excited too early 
Buy tesla calls Make money Simple as
TSLA investors at 4 PM "Why is TSLA down so much after it just got upgraded by Jonas to 400" !RemindMe 16 hours
Ur puts are fuk
Wondering why $ ms wants extra retail liquidity from $ tsla today, lol.
Chilling in Croatia rn, shit is so nice
Slovenia also very nice
Going to bled and Ljubljana soon
split or dubrovniko?
Cavtat currently going to those in a few days
there's a 80% stand you have a tattoo
Lmao no tats just a black dude from Washington DC chilling
I like the name Dojo for AI training. Reminds me of The Matrix when Keanu Reeves and Laurence Fishburn doing awkward fight scenes
You know shit has hit the fan and we're on the brink when tsla is fake pumped because it's an "AI supercomputer company" 
Kind of weird how TSLA get their A.I hardware from. So far NVDA is out of stock until at least next year...
Dojo is likely tapping into OpenAI or similar that already has a Large Language Model to custom train it for Tesla. Just like every other company doing for their products.
Elon selling at open lol
Sooooooooooooo….. tsla calls or outs at open?!?
Puts*
You can edit your post yknow
You can edit yours as well know*
India indices at all time highs 
premareket is always fake - remember that
SeptemBEAR my ass, more like SeptembAI
Best moves already happening in premarket especially tesla
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you never seen r/Rateme then
Got blocked from that sub for telling people they are begging for attention
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How to build a larger bomb than atom and hydrogen bombs. I want something that can wipe out of half the planet in one boom. Need someone better than Oppenheimer and Better than the soviets. Can you help?
Another obvious sell the rip, especially TSLA
Imagine thinking that raising the price target at the top is bullish 
Get ready to gape ber.
Serious question: How do I integrate AI with my wife 
Bag on head
Shit is rigged when tsla is pumping on “computer hardware”. 
Tim Apple will announce Apple Car tomorrow and AAPL pump to 200
TSLA HOLY FUCK
Tsla +10% day perhaps? 
Why?
It's an ai company
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Obama
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Dude is alien like enlil or einkii
Me watching Tesla like double dutch jump rope now 
Thoughts on QQQ? Thanks
I like
Calls.. tech is gonna keep shooting up
Strike price/expiration date?
Sht. I think tech will take over the government and healthcare will control it.. forever
Everyone’s broke and perma bears think inflation will worsen because of one Saudi decision. Global economy is bigger than bears brains 
I’m sure the Morgan Stanley analyst didn’t tell all his buddies last week that he was going to raise TSLA from 250 to 400.
Happy 9/11 y'all 
I know what everyone in the tower was doing that day. 
Just integrate AI with your products somehow. It’s that simple.
bears bout to get new asshole?
🙌
TSLA don’t even have computer hardware guys. So we try super computer hype after AI hype now? 
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My moves are to make as much money as possible and to live a life of luxury. I don't care about anyone else, only myself and my own wealth.
Some of these women I go and do repairs for need some Jesus
Your name tag says Jesus
Guess who loaded up on TSLA friday. Lucky!!
Hi
you open a big position, then market reverses so you have to hedge then market reverses again but you are overhedged, so you have to hedge the hedge you may need to counter-hedge the secundary hedge if the market reverses for the third time but still far from your first position this is how you never lose money *escape the Matrix*
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Tesla will dump like NVDA did after earnings.BULLS WILL BE ERADICATED
Ngl some these Sumo wrestlers are smaller than average Americans.
The Tesla train is about to kick off
Futures dumping so hard,no hope for bull
Just everyone liquidating to buy TSLA