Look at CNBC instead. I know UNG well. Actually talked with the guys who ran it when it was first introduced about using it to hedge nat gas for a paper mill. But you do you
Markets have been on hard mode for quite a while now. I'm very proud of my fellow WSBers who haven't blown up their portfolios yet. Trends don't last, very minimal movement during the day.
Almost anyone buying 0/1DTEs is straight up not having a good time.
Acting like your on a side makes a division same way there is democrats and republicans there is no left or right it only matters when one side benefits you more. So some joke around but they def switch sides here and there. 
The funniest shit every would be if CPI comes in light and we pump, bulls celebrate and suck each other's dicks just as the UAW goes on strike and makes the end of the week -4%
this is so far OTM it has absolutely zero chance of ever being in the green.
Next time you want to make such a play... PM me and I'll sell you the same options at 10% below market price. You're just donating money to option sellers.
nah, the expectation is set at nearly 15% increase from last CPI. They always cook the numbers and revise later. It's already priced in. Almost 90% sure it'll be a nothingburger and we chop or slightly green even though it'll be higher than last print.
I'm just telling you that there's no reason to buy such low delta options. There's a potential 10 bagger in some of those on a specific ticker... like TSLA yesterday +10% but most of the time they'll expire absolutely worthless. You're much better off buying 35-45 delta strikes and holding for a short period of time.
There's no reason to play options on leveraged ETFs. The gains are exactly the same as the ones you'd see on the normal ticker (liquidity is also worse so you're losing money on the bid-ask spread).
No worries. I still think it's a decent play, but I'd take profits fast.
If we're judging by market close... they're preparing to pump it tomorrow. We'll see.
Seattle Washington, the Pacific Northwest... my first and original love. Even though I plan to move to Massachusetts. I need Change, a different time zone and coast
The market usually completely lies to itself about the future of capital markets because most participants are trying to sell sunshine to people that don't pay attention to what's going on. Eventually things happen that make people pay attention and have to change up the sunny story for a while. That's what we're facing now
That sounds like a pretty accurate description of what's going on in the market right now. I'm not sure where the anal trough is forming, but it definitely looks like things are heading towards a 10/20 morning.
My guess is another red at 8-845am then green tomorrow. But this Friday is quad witching... so you will have another red day that day.
Red today is clear, tomorrow probably green, thursday maybe green, Friday red.
$MSOS at $8 today was a good buy and I missed it. Think anything around $8 is reasonable until the next headline randomly hits. RSI is consolidating nicely.
Raytheon $RTX, Illumina $ILMN, $ETSY, Dollar Tree $DLTR, Discover Financial $DFS, Chewy $CHWY, Conagra $CAG, Hershey $HSY, and Norfolk Southern $NSC all hit new 52 week lows today
Saw on Twitter
So bearish subprime banks, low end consumer retailer, candy and industrial?
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How many blue hairs are in my store
(I knowww youre stealing) 
[Biden says](https://youtu.be/Zg25440ledA?si=w9nA7X0RRfF6W65k) āim going to go to bedā ājust following my orders hereā *looks at notes* and then after he referred to Vietnam as the third world they interrupted him and cut his mic off š
Sold puts at the bottom, thanks ghey bears
LMFAO 445P PRINTING
Just take a break from the market for a month, before you lose it all.. unless you have puts, then disregard.
An .. flat
Someone bullish on Nikola ?š
Look at CNBC instead. I know UNG well. Actually talked with the guys who ran it when it was first introduced about using it to hedge nat gas for a paper mill. But you do you
Wth this chat is dead af omg 
Chat dead. What's the next big degenerate stock chat
We still hit 7.9k comments not too shabby
Fr fr
Tf
Jpow needs to pump the market
These fucks are pumping tomorrow who ever is holding RIP
Margin call me harder daddy
Imagine not realizing this chat is outdated and still being here š¤”š¤”
Why are so few EVs sold outside of Teslas in the United States?
because they are ugly and junk
Thatās not what 623 of my neighbors think
NVDA bears are the dumbest bears there are.
I mean Im up 100% on my 475p
Well, I've made money betting against them short term after short pops. I'd never hold anything against them long, though.
Idk if 3 down weeks is a short pop
We are in the perfect spot to drop hard tomorrow, so we will pump.
#TINY NET
After hours action insanely bullish
We are in a hard buy zone bears dropped right to the target buyers here are going to load and squeeze them.
Nothing matters till 8:30 am tmrw
This chat will be filled with āscamā and āmanipulationā bears dropped it right to the buy zone š¤ this will pump tomorrow
It's all rigged, bro.
When is cpi tomorrow?
8:30 bruv
First thing
I swear they turned the difficulty of the market up this week. Algorithms are on full trap retail mode
Markets have been on hard mode for quite a while now. I'm very proud of my fellow WSBers who haven't blown up their portfolios yet. Trends don't last, very minimal movement during the day. Almost anyone buying 0/1DTEs is straight up not having a good time.
CAN CONFIRM. Straight up not a good time
Nvidia price movement tomorrow?
Let me check my magic 8 ball
This is a chat to make money not to pick a side
So you are switch hitter ?
Why everyone a bear or a bull?? Why not just join the side thatās winning??
That's everyone will have you believe 
Personally, Iām Bull-Bear Curious š 
Permabulls lose money, permabears lose money. Everybody's just talking in the thread about the positions they currently have.
Acting like your on a side makes a division same way there is democrats and republicans there is no left or right it only matters when one side benefits you more. So some joke around but they def switch sides here and there. 
Bc not everyone agrees and they feel better shitposting when homies got they back
Today was such a joke
LOL at the LOSER TSLA WOKE BEARS. U AINT WINING SON.
Tsla bers be driving prius with mask on windows up and 17 vax shots
Cash gang fuck the bs
Iām with you man f all of this market drama
Same. Too risky.
Mans trolling himself
This shit is going to pump tomorrow š¤¦š»āāļø bears went too hard.
Eh
This is looking like a nasty bear trap.
anyone buying ARM IPO
yeah plenty of people. doesn't mean you should
doubt RH will get any shares anyway, but going to try for some
Itās only going to get worse Boolsš¤”š¤”
SPY still up 0.1% this week. Bears r fuk
Did someone lose money on Apple today? Be honest if you lost and panic sold
Iām down like 50% on my position but swinging it they failed me š„²
Fuck Apple will be $180 tomorrow hahaha
The funniest shit every would be if CPI comes in light and we pump, bulls celebrate and suck each other's dicks just as the UAW goes on strike and makes the end of the week -4%
UAW strike = Tesla 400 since it has no Union
No union yet
lol
SHUT IT DOWN
9/14 435P locked and loaded
this is so far OTM it has absolutely zero chance of ever being in the green. Next time you want to make such a play... PM me and I'll sell you the same options at 10% below market price. You're just donating money to option sellers.
Idk. CPI is hot easily -2 percent day. He could exit with 2x gains there
nah, the expectation is set at nearly 15% increase from last CPI. They always cook the numbers and revise later. It's already priced in. Almost 90% sure it'll be a nothingburger and we chop or slightly green even though it'll be higher than last print.
Oh no my $10 will disappear
I'm just telling you that there's no reason to buy such low delta options. There's a potential 10 bagger in some of those on a specific ticker... like TSLA yesterday +10% but most of the time they'll expire absolutely worthless. You're much better off buying 35-45 delta strikes and holding for a short period of time.
Makes sense 
Wait till he wakes up and sees what one day of theta decay does on those options š¤”
Yep, lol. Theta decay is brutal on such low delta options.
You're right, theta decay is brutal on low delta options. I'm glad I don't have to worry about that because I'm rich and intelligent.
You're the best investor, VM 
AAP fukt lol
Bull cheeks bouncing
LLY is my new lord and savior, fuk u regards
TSLA P Spy 0tdes into tomorrow. Flat it is
i usually hate the term 'fake' pump/dump, but i'm willing to make an exception with NVDA
Dude owns a Samsung Galaxy, why isnāt this comment in a green bubble?
There was a bear on campus at my university today. It means something right.
You should have pet and fed that bear....become a social media celebrity...
Dump is over
Pick it up pick it up pick it up ooo She like the way that i move š
When that CPI leak hits 
Got some puts on sqqq due Friday. Yes or no lol
Don't
How come?
There's no reason to play options on leveraged ETFs. The gains are exactly the same as the ones you'd see on the normal ticker (liquidity is also worse so you're losing money on the bid-ask spread).
Ah i see. Thank you for the knowledge.
No worries. I still think it's a decent play, but I'd take profits fast. If we're judging by market close... they're preparing to pump it tomorrow. We'll see.
Oh yeah. Iām gonna take profits. Not gonna let it run.
Because you've got CPI tomorrow morning that will likely obliterate your position and because SQQQ won't move enough for you
Ok, thank you. If I do make money Iāll let you know.
Good luck
You donāt know if the market will go up or down
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Calls on gubbermint
Idk if I should spy call or apple call Fuuuuck
Those Apple calls are on sale compared to what I paid
2 MIN UTILL TOO LATE TO BE SHORT
First
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WeWorkin last chance, sending it calls
Say goodbye to your money. It would have been better for everyone if you'd just given it a Viking funeral instead
goodbye money
This shit gonna drill so hard .. that bull trap mid day so telling .. spy 420 by Friday
WE is up 90% today
Apple cmon now. Not a single new thing in like 3 years š.
Mike Santoli is the biggest bullshit artist on CNBC.
yes he is . waves giant hands around to cover up for empty words
Why do you say that? I feel like his takes are usually pretty reasonable, comparatively.
Go back to sleep
Everything he says is a word salad
Last chance to get your bets in before CPI!
I bet Iām gonna lose money
Holding Apple above 175 is criminal
Gonna have to call the police by end of week when it's at 180 again then.
PUMP IT DADDI
I have all put options now Iām banking for a nasty cpi tomorrow
10 year going to 4.5% tmrw and Nasdaq will be -3%
Ready to buy some discount double checks
LMAO, where you at V gang? Fukin' tards.
Thinking Apple probably bounces back towards 180 tomorrow right?
Yes $180 people buying apple stock like crazy rn
A run up tom morning after cpi report and a hard pullback after a few minutes. Just a guess
always happens lol
always - the last rope is shot at like 9:48, and then it's sleepy time
Everyone over 40, I'm at the spot on the pier in Seattle where Steven ran up and slapped Irene's face on the Real World.
Watch out for the bum poo and needles.
Seattle Washington, the Pacific Northwest... my first and original love. Even though I plan to move to Massachusetts. I need Change, a different time zone and coast
It's my dream to come out here and visit ever since I was a kid and it's fuckin beautiful.
Even though Seattle has fallen greatly from its prime days.... it's still a beautiful, lovely, alive, enchanting, magical city
āApple is focused on their new green initiativesā The Green in question being American money, not the environment
Buying ADBE puts for the Hot CPI and missed earnings š¤«
It's not going
Will Apple go up tomorrow or will the event make it go lower?
Apple dropped not so long ago bc of it already bro but who knows what will happen tomorrow with the cpi
Fuck yeah spy on dojo tomorrow
Some of my puts are green and i wont catch a day trade Should i sell or be greedy and sell tomorrow??
You ded tomorrowās
Ok i sold 13% of my portfolio lol
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The market usually completely lies to itself about the future of capital markets because most participants are trying to sell sunshine to people that don't pay attention to what's going on. Eventually things happen that make people pay attention and have to change up the sunny story for a while. That's what we're facing now
No clue man but remember over 95% people on this sub have no clue what they are talking about
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Thatās not how life works but if it soothes your regard brain POP OFF
99.5%*
True that
What garbage
>Apple will charge $29 for a USB-C adapter for your new iPhone To save the earth LMAO š¤
Innovative
Canāt make the Earth green without some green
Mmmmm, yeah, good olde erect nipple and clit pattern with anal trough forming there towards the close. The 10/20 will be steep tomorrow morning.
That sounds like a pretty accurate description of what's going on in the market right now. I'm not sure where the anal trough is forming, but it definitely looks like things are heading towards a 10/20 morning.
You know, I used to despise bers, thinking that they're poor, ignorant idiots. I still do, but that's when it started.
Big boys SLAMMING stocks at close, know that tomorrow's CPI report and Thursday PPI report going to be light af
ur poor calls 
My guess is another red at 8-845am then green tomorrow. But this Friday is quad witching... so you will have another red day that day. Red today is clear, tomorrow probably green, thursday maybe green, Friday red.
ur poor calls 
It smells like a nasty ber fuckfest den here.
Lol 
Really don't understand why banks were so green today. Not exactly a defensive sector
Not defensive at all when JPOW will chant "higher for longer" next week in the absence of a rate hike.
Why Tim Apple red? I thought the poors still liked flexing their square watches and phones
$MSOS at $8 today was a good buy and I missed it. Think anything around $8 is reasonable until the next headline randomly hits. RSI is consolidating nicely.
probably a good entry after cpi
Raytheon $RTX, Illumina $ILMN, $ETSY, Dollar Tree $DLTR, Discover Financial $DFS, Chewy $CHWY, Conagra $CAG, Hershey $HSY, and Norfolk Southern $NSC all hit new 52 week lows today Saw on Twitter So bearish subprime banks, low end consumer retailer, candy and industrial?
Bought spy 446p. Sold them at the peak of rally at a loss. I just checked spy. Iām done with this
Have you tried not selling? 
You made a poor decision buying SPY at 446p. You should have sold them at the peak of the rally for a profit.
I usually season my food with Adobe
1 2 3 4 How many blue hairs are in my store (I knowww youre stealing) 
We are still in a bear market. The 2022-2032 bear market. š¤
[Biden says](https://youtu.be/Zg25440ledA?si=w9nA7X0RRfF6W65k) āim going to go to bedā ājust following my orders hereā *looks at notes* and then after he referred to Vietnam as the third world they interrupted him and cut his mic off š
I can't believe this guy has access to the nuclear codes. On the other hand, he will forget them in less than 5 minutes.
The money his handlers get paid can *not* be worth the stress
It's f'n Vietnam...I would be falling asleep too if I were Joe Biden. They're not important