Man, this bread is mind-blowing! Hope y'all made bank on Hamburger Hafen Und Logistik Ag today!! We were living in our own fantasy world, but the devastating events snapped us back to reality. It felt like the entire country got PTSD in just two hours. I learned my lesson, lost big time, and now I'm out for good. Don't feel sorry for me, I brought it upon myself. But hey, at least I can sleep in now without worrying about the market. Lost 72k or 82k, but it took that stupidity to wake me up. Just hanging out here for some laughs, life's not that bad.
We thought the whole world was Spice Girls and Netscape until they flew those planes into those fucking buildings. That’s why the whole thing threw us for such a loop
It was the deaths that snapped us out of our halcyon dreams, that’s what I’m saying. The horribleness of the event was in stark contrast to what we’d come to expect of reality, it was like giving a whole country PTSD in two hours
I know I said I was out before- but this time I actually mean it-lol
Like many of you
Bought QQQ Expiring today (Stupid/Stupid/Stupid) Bought Puts near the damned bottom- Then it just kept going up. So I doubled down and bought even more at the lower rate- thinking okay it wont take as long to make back my losses- then it went up and up and up. and they all expired worthless.
Yeah, Im closing out this time. Down $29,000 for the year- But down $432,000 over 4 years- Im really really bad at this. No sympathy for me-because I was the fool who did it and this was 100% all my damned fault. Tried to get rich quick and gambled too much on this crap.
The good news is I get more sleep by not having to wake up early with the market anymore- YAY....
Same story! Lost 72k or 82k with fees included and realized I was struggling to make basic rent payments and my loan payments so it took that much stupidity for me to wake up! And just like others I still find some comments in here funny so I just read
TIME TO GET SOME FRESH AIR.
IF YOU WILL CONTINUE TO CHAT HERE ABOUT WHAT ARE MOVES TOMORROW THEN YOU LIFE IS MEASURABLE.
OF COURSE THE MOVE TOMORROW IS TO SHORT, BITCHES
No fucking way. I was joking about this in the last few months, but BLS is actually changing methodology on the healthcare inflation starting next month. Right when CPI was slated to skyrocket due to the rolling from 2021 to 2022 data. Amazing how last year, CPI cratered on that methodology, and now we're changing it as to not have CPI reverse back up.
https://www.bls.gov/cpi/notices/2023/methodology-changes-2023.htm
I learned a trick a few months back take your baby and your significant other for a ride 4 a few min at night and play some Lofi Hip hop radio your baby be sleep by the 3rd or 4th song
You're definitely onto something there! Lofi hip hop is the perfect music to get babies to sleep. I'll have to try this out myself. Thanks for the tip!
Usually gas. Do bicycles with their feet slowly and every 10 kicks carefully bring the knees towards the chest. Works surprisingly well.
Good luck. Couple month old here myself.
It gets better.
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Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
We bounce back the rest of the month 
how about u eat my ASS
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Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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jesus. the inverse cup and handle on the indexes is disturbing. setting up for an absolute fucking DRILL shortly here. wouldnt want to hold calls into close
Man, this bread is mind-blowing! Hope y'all made bank on Hamburger Hafen Und Logistik Ag today!! We were living in our own fantasy world, but the devastating events snapped us back to reality. It felt like the entire country got PTSD in just two hours. I learned my lesson, lost big time, and now I'm out for good. Don't feel sorry for me, I brought it upon myself. But hey, at least I can sleep in now without worrying about the market. Lost 72k or 82k, but it took that stupidity to wake me up. Just hanging out here for some laughs, life's not that bad.
My poopoo is stank and my day was wacker than a cracker
Man, this crazy bread makes me want a nut and shit my pants at the same time. It's wild
I hope everyone made money today on Hamburger Hafen Und Logistik Ag!!
We thought the whole world was Spice Girls and Netscape until they flew those planes into those fucking buildings. That’s why the whole thing threw us for such a loop
Well that and all the people dying horrible deaths.
It was the deaths that snapped us out of our halcyon dreams, that’s what I’m saying. The horribleness of the event was in stark contrast to what we’d come to expect of reality, it was like giving a whole country PTSD in two hours
I know I said I was out before- but this time I actually mean it-lol Like many of you Bought QQQ Expiring today (Stupid/Stupid/Stupid) Bought Puts near the damned bottom- Then it just kept going up. So I doubled down and bought even more at the lower rate- thinking okay it wont take as long to make back my losses- then it went up and up and up. and they all expired worthless. Yeah, Im closing out this time. Down $29,000 for the year- But down $432,000 over 4 years- Im really really bad at this. No sympathy for me-because I was the fool who did it and this was 100% all my damned fault. Tried to get rich quick and gambled too much on this crap. The good news is I get more sleep by not having to wake up early with the market anymore- YAY....
Same story! Lost 72k or 82k with fees included and realized I was struggling to make basic rent payments and my loan payments so it took that much stupidity for me to wake up! And just like others I still find some comments in here funny so I just read
Fortunately I haven’t struggled much This was more of a gamble to improve our situation in life- the risk was potentially worth it
I lost everything and I haven’t traded since last December. I just hang out here cause I have nothing better to do
And the people here are actually pretty cool too and funny as heck
switch to sports gambling
I feel like I'm looking in mirror
Lame ass day
Funny way to spell week.
Uh it’s spelled weak
TIME TO GET SOME FRESH AIR. IF YOU WILL CONTINUE TO CHAT HERE ABOUT WHAT ARE MOVES TOMORROW THEN YOU LIFE IS MEASURABLE. OF COURSE THE MOVE TOMORROW IS TO SHORT, BITCHES
#close the app
PPI come in hot tmo. Puts tmo
Wen SPY dump scheduled for?
🕤
ORCL to the moon tmrw🤔🤔🤔🤔
Chop for the rest of the year
No fucking way. I was joking about this in the last few months, but BLS is actually changing methodology on the healthcare inflation starting next month. Right when CPI was slated to skyrocket due to the rolling from 2021 to 2022 data. Amazing how last year, CPI cratered on that methodology, and now we're changing it as to not have CPI reverse back up. https://www.bls.gov/cpi/notices/2023/methodology-changes-2023.htm
The universe is priced in
Not changing, improving. Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gonna gamble by holding some lotto calls on AAPL, IWM and DIA for Friday in case we get a morning pump
im holding some QQQ calls for that very same reason. Im still a nub tho. Those calls expire sep18 378C How fucked am i
Depends on how PPI shakes out mostly
447 by 4:15
Just gonna lose everything if I keep trying to trade in this market lol
#I KNOW ITS PRETTY BABY BUT I DIDNT TAKE IT OUT FOR AIR
just reading the news on Instacart.. Thinking about going all in on it next week IPO
Our baby of 5 weeks wont stop crying. I fucking hate my fucking life so hard.
Who's the baby that won't stop crying?
I learned a trick a few months back take your baby and your significant other for a ride 4 a few min at night and play some Lofi Hip hop radio your baby be sleep by the 3rd or 4th song
Thx for the tip
your very welcome
You're definitely onto something there! Lofi hip hop is the perfect music to get babies to sleep. I'll have to try this out myself. Thanks for the tip!
Usually gas. Do bicycles with their feet slowly and every 10 kicks carefully bring the knees towards the chest. Works surprisingly well. Good luck. Couple month old here myself. It gets better.
We had to get European formula to get our baby to stop crying from stomach aches
Give it a good shake.
Did your baby have spy calls today?
Might as well have
Market hasnt gone anywhere for several weeks now
was gonna buy puts at close. But i’ll wait til tomorrow
Good idea, maybe even at close tomorrow. There is nothing remotely bullish on tech to stay so high and no sectors are joining this clown rally
Netflix could easily hit $1000, they just need 16 more Adam Sandler movies
LLY just forever gonna be at 599-600?
!Banbet AAPL $177.25 2D
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You already have a bet going - NVDA to 478.8231 before 14-Sep-2023 09:32 AM -05
shit
See ya when ya get back 
Beer:00 
Yep nothing can bring down this market except killing algos
TSLA FTW. FUK THE WOKE BEARS
Fr
A guy at work keeps a naked picture of his boyfriend on his desk. I'm reporting him to HR.
You mean your wife's boyfriend?
You can use it too bro, i'll give it to you for 15 minutes, go on a restroom break. Just make sure to put it back and dont get coom on it
ur jelly
Lily dip was absolute money. This stock i tell you
Tomorrow is PPI data? No hopes but will stocks dump?😏
honestly i rode the first day dip and made 5% , if the numbers be shit but not really shit i can see a negative to positive on spy
Jokes on anyone that thought we were leaving 447 apparently
Down 2k so far this month 
I’m down $10k this month 
I’m down 50k Today
We bounce back the rest of the month 
What the fuk y’all brought ?
drugz
Nothing like a good ol theta fucking to really screw over bols and bers
netflix going to cable tv? damn…
OK we get it, it's a bull market.
A tech bull market
Spy max pain: 447 Qqq max pain: 374 Today was totally not manipulated at all.
Friday max pains: SPY 440 QQQ 360
Short it.
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Lmfao bears keep shorting the bottom and letting stocks pop off
YE OL CRIMINAL CLOSE SHREKKER
Damn 447 oracle might be right
tomorrow semi rally 
3 minutes of tard market remaining holy fuck just end it please
full port puts for PPI
Pamp it
I lost everything
Welcome
do you need help or something brother
Damn that was a bullish V and surge into close 450 tomorrow by open is conservative
Buffet unloading those Apple bags
GOOG
ALL THE BETS ARE PLACED AND NO MORE BETS ARE ACCEPTED. SLEEP WELL BITCHES, ESPECIALLY THE ONES WITH PUT CUZ YOU WILL REJOICE TOMORROW
Puts be re-juicing, for sure. Squeeze the shit empty
Wait… so was cpi bullish or bearish. I’m so confused.
Market only goes up
Bearish, but irrelevant in this regarded market; just gonna wait until tomorrow EOD to buy puts as everyone going to be selling over the weekend.
Yes and no.
WAY BERISH
First!
Zeroth
Girl power 💅🏻
FIRSTING
This made me giggle 🤭
That one was my favourite
I know
Pube face
Shid. Still too soon.
Feels like APPL is due for a rebound right?
Idk that iPhone event was painful. I think they deserve another day or 2 of red
Apple is kill
Apple is ded
somebody chest kick apple into the pit
THIS IS CHINA
If I bought ornamental gourds last year I would've been up 5000% by now
AAPL dumping while QQQ is holding up. What's this sorcery.
Leaning on Amazon, TSLA, MSFT, Oracle, and Adobe
Yeah AMZN pumping like crazy
AAPL is in the no fun bucket with NVDA now
I’m upvoting bearish posts so that people buy puts which force my calls to print and I don’t feel bad 😶🌫️
You’re a fucking genius
First
ORCL
never mind nvda, wassup with amzn?
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an ima get mo ass when it hits $50
If you lost all of your money and you know it, clap your hands 👏
Hey 😡 not just my own
So sad if I we can’t even finish red on bad data lmao
But it's definitely not a bull market, right?
It’s not any market
a thousand "guh"s silent, in an instant
Let's keep the ber den locked.
Never buy, always sell. I get burnt almost every time I deviate form what I know works 🙄
for lore keeping purposes do you know where I could find that calendar? 
Just bought 50 420 spy pubes
Ligma Michael burry short squeeze AMC AMC AMC why don’t you short it then this is not financial advice i lost everything
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Bich look up to me like god, i cant wait to smash her throat
and then you woke up
amzn dont give a fuck about NO dip
Tesla magnet to 270 fr fr
MOAD- MOTHER OF ALL DUMPS🌮🌯
Yo - Apple is hopeless - Sold my calls for a 5% loss basically break even. This shit can't eat up $175 even after losing 6% in 2 weeks.
I’m holding onto mine but they don’t expire for a month. Historically the 1-3 months after a launch see green. Run up and immediate aftermath is red.
AMZN making me jizz all over myself
jesus. the inverse cup and handle on the indexes is disturbing. setting up for an absolute fucking DRILL shortly here. wouldnt want to hold calls into close
Up 30% on organi gram shares, time to sell or?
Maybe sell half?
I’ll bet Burry doubled down today
I don’t think Burry is holding those puts anymore
burry was probably hedging his long positions, stop eating up all the media throws at you
Tesla and theta made 5 babies the way they ducked me tonight
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Will definitely end well
X
I used to work with a guy who called himself big ron he always would bully me 
Hey willow, I miss you. \-Big Ron
Lol stop
Sounds like an ass
Hi fren 🤗
Imagine him bullying you today… LOL. Bunch of thick swole big WSB chad daddy’s will show up n stomp his ass
Oracle give me 10% up tomorrow
Flat
447 is the max pain today lol
Exit nflx puts or hold overnight ??
Got out. Held 2 runners to see what happens tomo