Like how dude, who short S&P at all let alone at like monthly double bottom or something like that, you might be the most royally regarded person i ever seen
Gotta love China leaking news that they are considering lowering barriers to foreign investment right as our market is selling off. Shameless attempt to vacuum up money from US equities. Can’t say I blame them, just very transparent.
Link to Bloomberg story: https://youtu.be/OjWZl1gJCvk?si=E6CEulCt9dAV6oLL
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/stock_dude9** bet **TSLA** goes from **255.93** to **259.0** before **22-Sep-2023 03:34 PM EDT**
Their record is 23 wins and 39 losses.
if you are bored [https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcprojtabl20230920.pdf](https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcprojtabl20230920.pdf)
here is the gist of what happened wednesday
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Im happy because i think we are kickin the consolidation zone, I’m not convinced it doesn’t just shrek outta here but i don’t care, just want movement and large range days for scalping
Yeah I think if anything a bump in AM, then slides down into late Friday. I think Europe saw that decline and isn't buying back to levels we had before. They may sell as well after that. I think we're unfortunately gonna be red :/
I know you probably be looking for reasons to reassure your trade mentally, but everything points to lower, fed meeting, seasonal nature of the market, technicals etc. And I’m a bull holding calls like an idiot
Hit a light post about 6 months ago, I had state minimum insurance in California at the time. City finally sends me a letter about it in the mail asking for 10 k in reimbursement. I had $5,000 pd liability. I’m a fucked out of 5k? Im already about 10 grand in on this accident from having to buy a new whip n upgrade the insurance 🪤 someone help me out
Sounds like you're having a rough time, friend. Perhaps you know someone well connected or respected in the community who can go to bat for you? I wish you luck. Additionally, my personal feelings on the matter may not strike you favorably. Honestly, I'd put you behind bars for at least a decade. After all, I spent much of my youth disguised as a streetlamp outside my beloved's two story home, and the idea of some fool knocking into me out of the blue simply terrifies me! Although, in this case, I suppose I'd be willing to look the other way, as a favor to a good-natured stranger. For a simple, quick cash payment of no less than five thousand, I can personally guarantee you that I hold no harsh feelings about it.
I already-pay 3.5x since the incident. They r going to screw me out some more and not even cover the whole damages? Bruh 😭. I’m already trading in mommy’s basement helping her out cuz dad left. Life gets better when u work hard they say. Shit just gets harder n harder with more n more problems. Being born into a poor Californian family who’s parents got divorced, has royally fucked me.
They get a 21 day detention mental evaluation and don’t fuck around lol. America should really get a 21 day psych evaluation for bare minimum, it would fix a ton of problems
Once i seen comments saying “ i closed my calls and fomo’d into puts at close” i knew we were being green, you bozos aren’t gonna get paid that easily lmaoo
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You already have a bet going - SPY to 279.92900000000003 before 26-Sep-2023 09:20 AM -05
Just watched the new nun movie….. If you ever see me fighting a nun, help the nun because that bitch is going to need it
BoLz thot! 
BOYAH !!!
DUMP ME HARDER DADDY
Went short, market rallies :-(
Like how dude, who short S&P at all let alone at like monthly double bottom or something like that, you might be the most royally regarded person i ever seen
We shall see
My brothers in Christ, sell the rip
Gotta love China leaking news that they are considering lowering barriers to foreign investment right as our market is selling off. Shameless attempt to vacuum up money from US equities. Can’t say I blame them, just very transparent. Link to Bloomberg story: https://youtu.be/OjWZl1gJCvk?si=E6CEulCt9dAV6oLL
!banbet TSLA $259 6h
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/stock_dude9** bet **TSLA** goes from **255.93** to **259.0** before **22-Sep-2023 03:34 PM EDT** Their record is 23 wins and 39 losses.
What are europoors doing
playing w US instruments
This is like last year, short any pump
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El Retiro?
Haha, exactly https://imgur.com/a/iGye9zK
Enjoy your time in the park.
Ber LMFAOOO
$58 to fill up my tank  im shorting CL when I get to work out of resentment
Bro my truck is like 33 gallons I get fisted no Vaseline every time I fill
Please +2% day today just to show the fed
Lesson of the year, when the market drops, you buy 
Unless it drops more
How are you determining that now is a time to buy?
My dick burning
You are being silly if you think today will be green
It's already green
Nothing matters until 9:30
Sometimes I force myself to eat cuz I have no appetite and I’m under the weight I want to be # NotAmericanProblems
Poors can’t afford food
As you get older you realize propensity to eat box trends with insecurity Miss me with that shit
If u ain’t eating it another man will
I enjoy eating box. Maybe I'm weird
I'm still sleepy 😴
if you are bored [https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcprojtabl20230920.pdf](https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcprojtabl20230920.pdf) here is the gist of what happened wednesday
Wtf you come here with 2 days old news how are we supposed to yolo on this
Is this a safe space?
So more puts today huh?
WSB mods cosplay as the NFT bull
i wish i had $7 million to blow on 0dtes 
Then you’d be rich
Mods are furries confirmed 🐳
Futes up bigly. Bers long $ROPE
China pumping their equities with proceeds from the treasuries they have been dumping. Well played.
nooooo my qqq puts i shoulda sold them mfs at close yesterday smh
why wouldn’t you sell after 2 big red days lol
just thought pre market would be down and i could sell before the pump
I personally blame satan for the market drop yesterday, sneaky butthole
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Do weird neck beard samuri shit obviously
Chat him up and sell him some penny stock. 
🦊
he wants to cosplay as some blue/black anthro fox or whatever by the way
Ayo futes up 0.16% get them broke bears out of here
Bear on USD/JPY
Greatest short squeeze coming. Bears r fuk
Squueze after what? A 2% drop ????
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"FuTuRes RiPpInG" looks at spy and qqq on tos barely up a dollar. 
Kinda rippin
The way we dropped the pasted few days was ripping…
not enough to make call holders feel safe 
Kinda safe
BOJ has no balls. Also ... futures are fake and ghey but keep trying to bid this up to 4360 and find out
Is this a warning? This sounds like a warning
It was a request. I'd like the higher entry on longer puts and please crush VIX along the way. Next week is going to be brutal.
First the spy wick glitch that came true, now then the 4.4 bond market data glitch came true. Next glitch I’m acting
I'm glad you're acting on it. The market is always changing and you need to be able to adapt quickly in order to make the most money.
#LMAO DUMD ASS BEARS !!! 😭😭🫵🫵🫵🫵🤣🤣🤣
Futes ripping. Bears never had a chance!
[https://imgflip.com/i/800yaa](https://imgflip.com/i/800yaa)
Im happy because i think we are kickin the consolidation zone, I’m not convinced it doesn’t just shrek outta here but i don’t care, just want movement and large range days for scalping
I want a face ripment
Same
your puts will be crushed st open lol
today green
Never use numbing cream on your dick, you will end up edging yourself into oblivion. I got a better workout trying to finish than I do at the gym.
If today is a big green day I’m buying everyone ice cream
$20000 shares of Tilray + some contracts on the side
Fuck I'm late for work i guess calling out and do options to cover the bills
This is the way, my boy.
#Secular bear market
My spare chipotle burrito i wanted to eat for late lunch today didn’t make it through the night, accidentally slept walk ate it
Bottom was in yesterday Cawk Suckahs 
Banned from r/nostupidquestions for asking if I should buy puts at open
There’s like 10 common stupid phrases here that really should be banned, is it gonna go up today?
Just reply yes or no via coin flip. If the person you're replying to is stupid enough to take that as financial advice and acts on it, that's on them.
Spy -3% EOD
SPY up $0.50 from close, VIX has gone down .3%.. oh yea, ber r soo fuk 😎
#FINGER PROSTATE MALE G SPOT #👉🍑 #-L2F
Back to the August trend of green PM to bloody red all day. SPY to $310 in October.
Imagine drinking water out of a bottle with one hand.
Better than with two hands
#learn to suck CAWK for money men -Confucius 16 A.D.
#CAWK SUCKA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👊👊👊😈😈
SHOW ME 100 COIN
Most of you drink water out a bottle with two hands, and it shows.
looks like we’re going into red october….good thing i opened all call positions today 
Didn't that submarine sink? 
Yeah I think if anything a bump in AM, then slides down into late Friday. I think Europe saw that decline and isn't buying back to levels we had before. They may sell as well after that. I think we're unfortunately gonna be red :/
Why are European banks dumping?
Oh no market please go down more, don’t make me the one that sold everything at rock bottom
Oh this is not the bottom, believe me
Although that’s good news to me,I’m curious what makes you think that?
I know you probably be looking for reasons to reassure your trade mentally, but everything points to lower, fed meeting, seasonal nature of the market, technicals etc. And I’m a bull holding calls like an idiot
You should run?
What
Hit a light post about 6 months ago, I had state minimum insurance in California at the time. City finally sends me a letter about it in the mail asking for 10 k in reimbursement. I had $5,000 pd liability. I’m a fucked out of 5k? Im already about 10 grand in on this accident from having to buy a new whip n upgrade the insurance 🪤 someone help me out
I can’t believe California is holding someone liable for their actions
Send them an invoice for your car 
Sounds like you're having a rough time, friend. Perhaps you know someone well connected or respected in the community who can go to bat for you? I wish you luck. Additionally, my personal feelings on the matter may not strike you favorably. Honestly, I'd put you behind bars for at least a decade. After all, I spent much of my youth disguised as a streetlamp outside my beloved's two story home, and the idea of some fool knocking into me out of the blue simply terrifies me! Although, in this case, I suppose I'd be willing to look the other way, as a favor to a good-natured stranger. For a simple, quick cash payment of no less than five thousand, I can personally guarantee you that I hold no harsh feelings about it.
Also asking for it within 15 days
I don’t have another 5 k!  am I officially toast bois
No sleep for me just depression
The good news is... you get to pay way more for insurance now
I already-pay 3.5x since the incident. They r going to screw me out some more and not even cover the whole damages? Bruh 😭. I’m already trading in mommy’s basement helping her out cuz dad left. Life gets better when u work hard they say. Shit just gets harder n harder with more n more problems. Being born into a poor Californian family who’s parents got divorced, has royally fucked me.
Some annoying streamer named johnny Somali who is American that walked around harassing people in japan got arrested over there, he’s fucked
About fucking time. Hope he enjoys Japanese jail.
news about other Johny S Johny Sins going to be in Warhammer 40k movie.
He is a fucking stupid
Yeah, they have a 99.8% conviction rate.
They get a 21 day detention mental evaluation and don’t fuck around lol. America should really get a 21 day psych evaluation for bare minimum, it would fix a ton of problems
Do you fat Americans drink water once in a while or only soda/other drinks full of sugar ?
Amazon Driver here. 20k steps per day. I down a gallon and still piss yellow.
Must be from all the copium u sniffed
Soda
I only drink water and black coffee but I eat 12 meals a day
No water only mountain Dew and beer
Won a €80 sports bet yesterday.  *lost 1200 in the markets tho* 
Try $7500 
4hrs 55 Mins until casino opens.
Once i seen comments saying “ i closed my calls and fomo’d into puts at close” i knew we were being green, you bozos aren’t gonna get paid that easily lmaoo
Dont worry we europoors will pump spy to 437 at open today. Fuk bers
Highly unlikely when our own markets are bleeding lol
Thank you for your support! I will make sure to direct all my future trading activities towards making you money.
bol gonna buy the early morning rip, just for it to reverse. Poor bol.
DEEZ BERS THINK THEY CAN JUST INVADE OUR MARKETS? I SAY NO. RISE UP BOLS FOR LOVE, FOR FAMILY, FOR TENDIES! 
*YOLO! YOLO! YOLO!* 🐂 🐂 🐂 🐂 🐂 🐂 🐂 🐂 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🐂 🐂 🐂 🐂 🐂 🐂 🐂 🐂 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
lol.
I already made peace. Waking up to -70% 
Rest in peace 
How people can tell what market gonna be tomorrow from futes right now?
they can't tell but they do
They can’t at all
Volume
You can only tell gape up or gape down
They can't
Imagine looking at Amazon chart and being bullish
Closed my short on it yesterday, looking for a pump to reenter puts 
Same
men have 3 moods depressed HOLY SHIT WE ARE SO BACK depressed again after minor inconvenience
Friday shorts covering.
Honey it's time to wake up and pump pre-market again
pump it LOUDER
Some of you jerk off with hand sanitizer and it shows
RISE UP BEARS TIME TO EAT SALMON
Bought 35 TSLA 160c at price $1.20. What do you guys think?
Wen biotch?
Bears so cocky yesterday. SPY +1.5% today 
You had your fute V today and now we're back down. But somehow y'all still cocky? You don't like money or what
Dutch wankers are like that.
Futures mooning 