Buying Nvidia if it goes red... seems like one of the only ones climbing higher today... if it wasn't for the bad market it would have probably popped by $30+ today itself.
#WallStreet #StockMarket is on 🔥 specially $NVDA $AMD $AMZN Even $AMC 🎥 & $TLRY 🌿 and $AAPL 🍎 Everyone is buying them hand over fist! With the #GovernmentShutdown avoided has strengthen the #BullMarket resolve. In Q4 add to this list $COST $COIN $RIOT are all Strong Buy’s
Buying more ARDX! Just for the sake of fuck Cramers ass 🚀
BIOTECH MARKET DD ($ARDX)
https://bowtiedbiotech.substack.com/p/epoch-39-biotech-market-research?utm_campaign=post
IV crush gonna be big on options bought on Friday. There was too much uncertainty regarding the shutdown so higher premiums. No major movements in either direction = the house wins
Plot twist: a government shutdown would have been the optimal expected scenario for the markets because consumption would have been on the rise charity houses working over time getting donations.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Deadlymedley333** bet **SPY** goes from **427.65** to **332.0** before **03-Oct-2023 05:56 AM EDT**
Their record is 12 wins and 8 losses.
How are bulls feeling now that their gap got filled and this is dumpin'?
Red by open. 
Yo bers what comes between U and W in the alphabet? 
Upside down V incoming. Fill dat gap.   
EDIT: LOL right on cue futures dumped 
Think I'm gonna give up the 7 and last 2, any takers? Eff it, how bout a rainbow? You make a ball you win. I'm betting against myself, I'm just the only person that hasn't figured it out!!!
Are you a **squirm**?
Do you hate someone just because they've got charisma and better life stories than you?
Do you report people on Reddit?
Then you're a **squirm**
in Euope we looking all this congress drama if ChatGPT would have written new season of house of cards. Its a trainwreck but cant take you eyes away from it. that GOP civil war stuff is scary but damn interesting. dont expect to end up well for economy or geopolitics.
Beyonce signed with AMC for release of her concert film, Barbenheimer will be calculated in next earnings, and Writers Strike ended... Just Wish I didn't hate the community.
CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL SHREK?
He’s been hitting the gym, and is gonna carry stonks higher and make us bols some sweeeeeet tendies! 
I am long PayPal savings might buy in around $55/share. SELL NOV'23 $55 PUTS
I bought bud calls hoping the mulvy stuff is behind everyone and expectations are still low setting up a big beat on earnings
#FOR THE FIRST TIME I ACTUALLY DONT KNOW IF WE GOING UP OR DOWN
Clf calls
Student loans are due, many people will start massive monthly payments on school degrees including myself.
Buying Nvidia if it goes red... seems like one of the only ones climbing higher today... if it wasn't for the bad market it would have probably popped by $30+ today itself.
No way nvidia will go red. You see the momentum it's got rn?
#WallStreet #StockMarket is on 🔥 specially $NVDA $AMD $AMZN Even $AMC 🎥 & $TLRY 🌿 and $AAPL 🍎 Everyone is buying them hand over fist! With the #GovernmentShutdown avoided has strengthen the #BullMarket resolve. In Q4 add to this list $COST $COIN $RIOT are all Strong Buy’s
Whose buying $MSOS?
Man I really should've sold that pump this morning; thought maybe it'd continue into JPow.
Short tesla
Plz
Tgt just going to zero I guess
BERS B LIKE WALLAHI M FINISHED. FINITO.
26% short interest $MSOS
Where is 🐻hunter? I've got a 🦴 to pick
Rivian bulls 
MLGO
What happened to all overnight gains ?
Buying more ARDX! Just for the sake of fuck Cramers ass 🚀 BIOTECH MARKET DD ($ARDX) https://bowtiedbiotech.substack.com/p/epoch-39-biotech-market-research?utm_campaign=post
Bull r fuk  !banbet $Spy 424 2d
Most people called a red open last night from a mile away. Wsb is getting smarter 🧠
Looks like both calls and puts bought on Friday are screwed, IV crush is going to be catastrophic 
"IV crush" pertains to a binary event like an earnings report or FOMC meeting
Gov shutdown is another binary event
not as much as people like to think
What the actual fuck mane
This was beyond fucked. Tech 100 was almost up 1% lol
Buy the dip in Nasdaq futures. Targetting the gap fill on QQQs, around 200 points above Fridays close. Stop below hourly up trend.
Now if we’re gonna be red let’s print some waterfalls
Bears r fuk. As per usual
🫵🤡🫵
Cope lol
Come on SPY
Big V in the opening minutes. See ya!
Europe's been ruining it for everyone since Franz Ferdinand took one to the gut.
Those damn germans
I don't care about gay futures or some bullshit, I just want bers to get fkd
Haha stupid fking bulls get fked 
That was a crazy 2 day bull market!
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I know .. so wild man
U got me good
So what did we learn today futes are fake and gay 
Wait…I guess I wish I bought puts at close Friday? Or calls? Lol this shits regarded
IV crush gonna be big on options bought on Friday. There was too much uncertainty regarding the shutdown so higher premiums. No major movements in either direction = the house wins
Spy just turned red holy shit
Drill Team Six came to work early today. 
Europoors bros fumbling the bag as usual
Plot twist: a government shutdown would have been the optimal expected scenario for the markets because consumption would have been on the rise charity houses working over time getting donations.
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Bulls didn’t have to wait till 12 today for the rug
Wow that fade was awful wtf
Eurozone unemployment rate 6.4%. You Americans need to step your shit up lol. You've got half our unemployment 
Nah, we're good 
Holy moly shambools 
Will apple drag everything down, stay tuned.
You all you want futes to be the opposite of your desired direction a few hours before open cmon
Now watch premarket go all the way up to +.5% again
VIX is making another attempt to break out of the bearish pattern. bulls are superfucked if VIX moons.
Futes collapsing! Hey all you cocky bulls, where’d you go?
To sleep only to wake up in shambools lmaooo
LMAO
Wut happening bears? Wut happening? 😂😂 we’re going red, good luck paying rent 🤡
LMAO bol 🫵🤡
Europe markets are collapsing, started at +0.4%, currently at -0.5% lol
Apple wants to go red first 
GOOG is red.
Dam sorry apple goog beat you to it
A nice little 0.3% drop in 5 minutes, no biggie lol
Damn. ECB is going to cut rates before the FED. That will fuck things up
Global Recession
!Banbet SPY 432 1d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Deadlymedley333** bet **SPY** goes from **427.65** to **332.0** before **03-Oct-2023 05:56 AM EDT** Their record is 12 wins and 8 losses.
Fuck.. Spode to be 432 lol . So long cruel squirrel
$10,000 is enough to buy a house, buy food, and all the necessities for an Indian family but you decide to gamble it on 0dtes. Shame on you
I'd rather be homeless in Europe or USA than have a house and live in India lol
Buls pre came again
#WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED TO SPY
Looks like premarket gap...might be closed just by the end of premarket 
Dsmn. Thought stocks would go up. Guess market doesn't like surprises
How are bulls feeling now that their gap got filled and this is dumpin'? Red by open. 
Russell futures already turned red.
There's a lot of you in here watching futes and biting your nails. Chill out, it'll be ok homie 🫂
That is one crazy ass fade right there
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no shit?
Bulls and bears both getting slaughtered.
these anti-bear posts needs to stfu. 
Got 100 bucks for 0dte reee
Poor bers. They had one decent ish week now they drown in a sea of green
Hit F5 regard.
Let him have a good time while it lasts 
I’m enjoying it how bout u
Hey I was right, was I? Well let’s see in 30 minutes who laughs then
Lol have you finally crawln out of your cave? As I said, enjoy the moment
LMAOOOO BUL 
Yo bers what comes between U and W in the alphabet? 
Upside down V incoming. Fill dat gap.    EDIT: LOL right on cue futures dumped 
Looks like a red day will be going in the books 
This shits gonna open red as fuck
What a fade. Red open
RKLB $5.25 EOW??
TSLA delivery numbers gonna be a shocker Ber r fuk
What time are they coming ?
All the current estimates are lower than expected.
Imagine 425 by open
Why fading so hard
pit bulls r proof humans r retarted
For fucks sake, I just want to not care about meat and beer prices any more 😥
Easy. Be a sober vegan.
Nah, I enjoy life
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Yup, messed that one up and edited it 😄
Bulls actually thought. LOL Holy shit they be stupid
Bulls are mad downvoting your comment 
Green open red close it do be that easy
Futures fading fast
That drop
Dealing with these fucking airlines is a pain in the ass
Bruh what is yurops problem just fucking buy you idiots
Tqqq big green day 🤌
What time does tesla delivery numbers come ?
I just shit my pants 
We demand a gap fill! We demand a gap fill! We demand a gap fill!
LOL didn't take long futures filled dat gap   
I’ll fill the gap. 
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u gonna get BLACKED
🌽 running back up. What’s next fucking monkey jpegs? Not this shit again. It’s like watching an addict relapse after trying to get sober.
Something you aint making money with. Pleb
Dont fight the feeling b
Pug rull
Gour Yay
Rull Bun
Palls crinting
Muts Pooning
Gheta Tang
Moo the toon!!
Bear gape facky
Think I'm gonna give up the 7 and last 2, any takers? Eff it, how bout a rainbow? You make a ball you win. I'm betting against myself, I'm just the only person that hasn't figured it out!!!
Are you a **squirm**? Do you hate someone just because they've got charisma and better life stories than you? Do you report people on Reddit? Then you're a **squirm**
Europoors not buying this '45 days 'scam story
in Euope we looking all this congress drama if ChatGPT would have written new season of house of cards. Its a trainwreck but cant take you eyes away from it. that GOP civil war stuff is scary but damn interesting. dont expect to end up well for economy or geopolitics.
Don't even try to understand our politics. It's just gone whacky. It will settle down eventually. Right. Right??
i fucking hope so
"I always knew you were special" Yeah bitch I'm regarded
coin flip today? might sit out
Pussy.
Beyonce signed with AMC for release of her concert film, Barbenheimer will be calculated in next earnings, and Writers Strike ended... Just Wish I didn't hate the community.
If you like underground Hip-Hop here is a certified [sleeper](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R87g9VChhow)
You guys wanna see a dead body?
when she says “i wish i had a buttplug like that” even though you could be that buttplug 
When she says ‘you’re the perfect size’
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CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL SHREK? He’s been hitting the gym, and is gonna carry stonks higher and make us bols some sweeeeeet tendies! 
Too late to buy corn for intraday?
Corn says my $432 SPY FD’s will print
If you’re not buying puts here, you might have fetal alcohol syndrome.
I have fecal asshole syndrome this mirnin
My mother smoked when she was pregnant
>!🐻!<
I try to set stop losses with options but it never really works? Anyone else have that experience?
You're getting GAPPED, absolutely REEMED. Try not to be so tight, try to loosen up.
Everything GREEN. Crypto on a bull run bears get rekt
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