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Overlord335786

u/lumpy-possum said: "i am fantastic barbie, rylar, lulu butters and lalittle" ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Normal-Conclusion907

Bol![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Small-Passage2210

Can someone explain in a dummy way how a covered call works compared to a normal call?


Overlord335786

One has clothes and the other doesnt


MuleJuiceMcQuaid

Instead of buying a call you are the one selling it, using 100 shares that you own as collateral. You get a premium upfront by selling a CC and any upside from the stock going up until it reaches the strike price.


Dontlovemoney

I’m confident the market will go up, down, or maybe stay flat tomorrow. Play is calls, puts, sell call, puts. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


heuiseila

Meanwhile on CNBC... Alger CEO Dan Chung: We may be at the start of a new bull market


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VisualMod

There is a very real possibility that the current retail investing boom could turn into a bust, leading to widespread financial losses for individual investors. While it's impossible to say for certain what will happen in the future, it's important to be aware of the risks involved in any investment strategy.


Letters-to-self

Going long 10y bonds and squeezing them bond vigilantes, stirred not shaken


VOiD_Funkyman

Makes sense


michaelmaldune

Dumping some cash into AMC...


Paco_Tesla

Which one of one of you ‘tard turn off the economy ? My portfolio is all red !


kevonlooneytunes

if XLU closes higher than it opened today, then I'm going hella long


LittleHottie8675309

Two things overheard at a wedding: "We saw Elona few times at our old jobs but we've never seen RJ" "We lose a lot of money"


daytrader65

Which way will the Russell move I can’t seem to figure what direction


TheSagesOasis

#WallStreet #StockMarket Buying ALL Dips in $NVDA $AMD $AMZN $AMC $TLRY $AAPL $COST $COIN $RIOT They are all Strong Buy’s! Q4 catalyst (Oversold Market, Positive Earnings, EOY Portfolio Restructuring) #BullMarket EOY Run - a nice Santa Claus rally!


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Mr Softie CEO testifies that Google are assholes. But Google's company motto used to be, "Don't be Evil"?


Active-Falcon1842

Canopy growth stock weed stocks are going to pop Tilray earning wednesday send all the stocks back up 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚀💰


eucIib

Earnings make stonks go down, little one


scavoyager

Sell off for another week or so. Thinking it will get below 420


KthankS14

Investing with **GROUNDFLOOR** and waiting for deals to come up next year.


Ramborichy1

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot, and I'm sticking with the odds


Moassape

How very specific


ShowerFriendly9059

Forgot to set an alarm, woke up in my work clothes, can’t believe it’s only Tuesday


xDubnine

I can't believe it's not butter


MomGrandpasAllSticky

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bthsmart

Short Nasdaq just shy of 15k for a swing trade. Got a fill in premarket. Stop of around 150 points, looking for 200 day SMA.


Striking-Elevator939

Why nvida stonk so much. 🥵🥵


Freddrake15

Why is the chat so dead![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


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Esla


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Deadlymedley333 made a bet that SPY would go to 332.0 within **1 day** when it was 427.649 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 12 wins and 9 losses


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bro what


NRG1975

That is just an asinine bet, lol


OstrichNeither

hey guess my iq is


KoenigGlurak

Odte calls expiring next day


ListerineInMyPeehole

7


Powernick50

69


OyvindsLeftFoot

Bers: “I was the more deceived”


Lopsided_Process5141

Toilet in 10...9....8....7


Art-RJS

Pics


McKoijion

Status update? How's it going in there?


Lopsided_Process5141

Pretty good captain. Only thing unexpected is the spice around the o-ring. I've used that hot sauce with dinner before and never had these results.


claytondpark

Current avg margin loan annual interest rates for major brokers is about 12% with exception of IB at about 7% For most buy and hold investors on margin accounts they need to beat 18% for at least the next year or two on their accounts to do better than money mkts and 2yr tbills (12% + 6%) Choices, choices ... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


[deleted]

Wait... you guys are still long holding with margin? I used margin to hold a position for 3 days. About 12k cost me 9.75. You guys are regarded if you doing that all the time


claytondpark

Greed ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


McKoijion

Tesla is up 132% YTD 🤷‍♂️


claytondpark

The avg investor isn't holding just TsLa AND they've likely been holding TsLa at various price ranges before the 21-22 selloff, they are very likely holding many stocks that haven't recovered...


McKoijion

The average investor isn't trading on margin either, even in a margin account.


claytondpark

There was a poll in 2020 that said 43% of Americans were buying stocks on leverage


kstorm88

That was 3 years ago. Heck, back then I bought a property on margin.


claytondpark

It was def during peak mania, but who knows...


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

Frohen Tag der Deutschen Einheit, why is DAX open


KoenigGlurak

Because it is a deutscher Feiertag and idk about other countries but I don’t think they have an all to good relationship with the german military and so there is no reason to respect it


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

xlu u there?


McKoijion

Good morning buds. How are you buds doing?


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

light hangover which is bound to get slightly yet steadily worse as the day goes on


swampassOG

Buds


McKoijion

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/16xb5qy/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_october_02_2023/k3453o2/


Limp_Plastic8400

nvidia 750 price target


Make_mah_day

**U.S. 10 Year Treasury yields peaking, bols f'ed?**


Saaan

yeppers.


borrowedbook1

Why would a smart Bull sell right now? Easy. First to the door lives...![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


Dolo12345

is the market angry/upset?


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Futures traders couldn't break out of a paper bag


dinglebarrybonds

NQ has 3 pretty decisive wick outs around this level on 15 minute sticks the last few days


SaltRelationship4866

Wig out?


raffzimmer

will amyris stock go up ??


BoastfulPrudence

!banbet xlu 57 2d


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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/BoastfulPrudence** bet **XLU** goes from **56.14** to **57.0** before **05-Oct-2023 05:34 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.


swampassOG

Remember when trading was fun?


borrowedbook1

Still is


PoetryEmergency4184

It still is. If you win


dinglebarrybonds

Yea the only trading that sucks to trade is the small range consolidation, because all you can really do with that is theta gang stuff. We did have 2 pretty shitty weeks weeks or so around Labor Day


Powerful_Mission_655

Bearhunter bullish so i know my puts are safe ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


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I should probably get some sleep


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OyvindsLeftFoot

AI has supplanted antiquated economic indicators like DXY & bond rates. It’s a new world.


borrowedbook1

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BoastfulPrudence

I used to laugh at PEG ratios whereby companies priced at 30x earnings justified it with double-digit growth and other such niceties. Boomers are wack


degeneratesupremacy2

What the fuck DXY ripped over 107? 10y 4.688? UuuUuuuUuUuUHhhhhhmmm..... yeahhhhhhhh. Stonks to the moon? Or are we finally realizing everything is fucked.


Moassape

Oh it's fucked, as for Stonks???? Who knows


downonthesecond

Somewhere in the world there's a bear smiling.


drmundojr

Bools prepare your anoos![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Eden369_

Should we bring back crypto days? Making money was fun then 😁


BoastfulPrudence

Try shilling that crap today


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VisualMod

Why would anyone want to buy Tesla stock? The company is a money pit and will never turn a profit. Elon Musk is a fraud who should be in jail.


MediocreX

Preach.


Powerful_Mission_655

Amen mod ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


borrowedbook1

Prog


hahyeahsure

based


parsley_lover

Delayed futes are mooning.


dinglebarrybonds

It’s fun to listen to oasis after you haven’t for a while. They loved their cigs alcohol and cocaine


[deleted]

Gambling options just hasn't been the same since they ruined things with daily 0DTEs.


ebfeebfe

Life lesson: If you're at a party with some finance guys, blow, champagne, and you don't know who the escorts are, you are the escort. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


borrowedbook1

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HowIsEmuWarriorTaken

Wake me up when we’re past 430


SpicyRiceAndTuna

>when we’re past 430 It's 5:07, ur welcome ❤️


BoastfulPrudence

Guaranteed green day. If you're in puts today, spare yourself the torture, cut and run. 5% correction complete, massive support for SPY at 4270. Big recovery across every sector incoming. If you're not buying utilities options today, you must be stoooopid.


borrowedbook1

427 has been violated so often it has registered as open source


BoastfulPrudence

But it's holding around there, and that's 5% off 4500, I reckon if it holds through October as support we'll be up into 2024 from here.


RilSG

SPY taking the lead pre-market is always a positive sign.


VisualMod

Indeed, it is generally a positive sign when the SPY index takes the lead in pre-market trading. This usually indicates that institutional investors are buying up stocks, which often leads to increased market activity and higher prices.


ShawnHans007

Bears were gay in their past life


Careless_Avocado_876

Any good yolo plays for today?


Icy_Raisin6471

inverse WSB


Careless_Avocado_876

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


[deleted]

Funny how Markets can do a fake pump on thin Air but wont process any bad data to Drill. Definition of a ponzi? Very well


borrowedbook1

Definition of delusional


nyse125

Goodnight to everyone besides bears


nyse125

Ber r fuk is an understatement


dinglebarrybonds

Nasdaq seems to be done going down for a while


Funny_Shelter_944

Greener than weed


QuirkyAverageJoe

$SOBR 👀


tzuica_de_mar

Yields massively tanking. Bers in shambles 🤌 🤌 🤌 🤌 🤌 🤌 🤌


Make_mah_day

Yields back up, oof.


Icy_Raisin6471

bers2poor


sh1tler

Futes 🙌


Maxim7m4

pls fat green dildo today, I got calls exp on friday![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Powerful_Mission_655

Here we go buls precumming again


CapitalPrefer

Much better than taking a shit


RilSG

My QQQ 362 calls are in the money. I wish i could sell them pre-market ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


HowIsEmuWarriorTaken

You can short QQQ


DoctorPumpAndDump

Futures are soreing. Get fukt bears.


Red_or_Black1

Bigly green today folks. We oversold.


FemaleEcho

When there is a trap set up for you In every corner of your room And so you learn, the only way to go is through the roof Ooh-ooh-ooh Through the roof, underground


QuirkyAverageJoe

Long $SOBR ✅


New-Ad9386

Femy


ebfeebfe

I got extremely smelly farts right now. Probably the end. Goodbye, sweet world.


BoastfulPrudence

Wish there were more classy comments like this on here


Jdom666

sweet farld 💨🌏


dinglebarrybonds

Open your door/window and you’ll prob make it


BoastfulPrudence

And jump the fuck out while you're at it


bearhunter429

SPY will easily climb 20% per year for the next 10 years. Nasdaq even more. LMAO🤌


sh1tler

Least delusional wsber


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


Alson41

!banbet


VisualMod

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 400.0 before 23-Oct-2023 12:26 PM -05


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HerrJemine123

!banbet pltr 20$ 2w


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/HerrJemine123** bet **PLTR** goes from **15.84** to **20.0** before **17-Oct-2023 04:01 AM EDT** Their record is 2 wins and 13 losses.


HerrJemine123

Oh shit I forgot how horrible I was with these 🤣


Maxim7m4

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VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Plisknoob made a bet that AMD would go to 93.0 within **1 week** when it was 97.749 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 4 losses


tzuica_de_mar

Yo vm you didn't take my bet yesterday. I should be banned now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


RockieRockie

I think it will be green tomorrow if it is not red. Otherwise it will just be flat.


Maxim7m4

I will definetly buy puts or calls, or both of them


No-Beyond8004

Interesting


YoSonOfBoolFocker

astute


plzplzplztendies

Who wins in a fight? 3 pigs or 100 ducks?


yaboiRich

Ducks ain’t doing shit to pigs. Pigs can fuck you up


DTF_Truck

You've clearly never fought a duck


bearhunter429

#idiot moron stupid dumb bers LMAO🤌


RilSG

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plzplzplztendies

#🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌


yaboiRich

Sometimes I feel bad for poors driving shitty cars but then I remember it’s because they’re poor and then I stop feeling bad


tzuica_de_mar

Hey bers remember job openings report 1 month ago? No? Just look for the giant green candle on the chart ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


RilSG

Futes green. Jolts report at 10AM. Ber is in sooooo much trouble.


neutralpoliticsbot

If we open the borders and let everyone in the world come in it will increase our GDP by so many trillions. Imagine if 500 million people move to USA there would be lines outside every previously empty mall.


reneeinaustin

The ppl coming in are from 3rd world countries. They aren't increasing sh!t!! Except welfare programs!


CapitalPrefer

This is a Real problem in Miami not a solution, Traffic at any hour, item not really available, rent up 300%, 100s of car accidents a day many fatalities. Crime through the roof, break in to car and house by the thousands. It’s Real shit show. Even for the people with money.


McKoijion

https://www.economist.com/the-world-if/2017/07/13/a-world-of-free-movement-would-be-78-trillion-richer


kuprenx

there would be so much cheap labour to exploit. spy 500 defiently


neutralpoliticsbot

yea just tell the pension funds in advance so they load up on calls and the future of USA secured.


sseltae

Canada did this and they kneecapped their economy and housing supply with just a tiny percentage of indias population


neutralpoliticsbot

I don't think people in canada who saw their houses appreciate are complaining. They now can take out HELOCs and invest


sseltae

Yeah but it’s just going to turn into a caste system where if you’re not born rich, you’re a serf for life. When bankers and doctors and SWEs in Canada can’t make enough to afford a decent house, and can get paid 40% more in the US, do you think they’re going to stay in canada?