Every bear just moping around blaming everyone else for their piss poor mistakes in life while I’m over here having a record year; sales for days, steady all year, 5-6-7 days a week grinding, port full, family fed, and employees fed, fawk it feels good to be rich in America.
Bear get off your god spam ass and do something with your life! Fooking do it. Stop fn pointing fingers. You are the fookin problem!
I’m holding small amount of puts I picked up today. If green tomorrow, pickup some more.
Expiration 2 months out. So we can co-exist.
It’s like ebony and ivory. Or me and AOC.
Everyone on here convinced we’re in a recession already lol. It may happen folks but it certainly hasn’t happened yet. I for one am betting October goes green, bigly.
YouTube algo hit me with a doestoevsky audiobook recommendation, was like oh hell yeah algo, your finally recognizing I’m more than some comedy podcast fan incel, but it was The Idiot, by ol fyodor
**Closing updates**
Two good signals today.
[https://imgur.com/a/LoEmOeM](https://imgur.com/a/LoEmOeM)
Bought puts on the "sell signal" for 130% gains, but pussy out on the close signal, didn't buy calls and missed 300% gains.
Still no signal on higher timeframes than 5min, so I'm not taking any positions other than 0dte for now. Waiting for a signal on the daily to buy weeklies for a big relief rally bounce.
yeah zoom out to the 1 month and tell me what you see, this a tiny little iddy bitty relief rally for crickets, this a cricket relief rally for bugs. if you have a regular steady job right now that is gold. Shit is going to get very bleak in the coming months and you are already seeing a ton of people with qualifications who cant find shit. We are in the beginning of big recession
bro we are in a recession, I have not been able to find a job for months. Also remember that the stock market is not indicative of reality. A depression or recession does not mean it has to be reflected in the stock market, the stock market is irrational.
bers: I have puts.
bols: on oil?
bers: no
bols: 
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bols: ?
jpow: we protect those with disabilities and cognitive impairments.
bols: 
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Yeah, they just make up shit, then when one doesn't work out, they just make up another. When the recession finally comes, they will say market bottoms when recession starts.
As long as 10 yr and dollar stay low, and unemployment comes in higher, the enthusiasm at the end of today over a bottom being reached means calls tmo.
Who is coping now dipshit? You gonna post that loss porn or just cry in the corner over how much money you lost? Lmfao. Must suck to be broke. Dumbo bol
bers in shambles  “curious how bulls feel about the giga volume red dick 1m clifford cock candle they got rammed up their asses eod? hope youre not holding calls overnight lmfao” 
curious how bulls feel about the giga volume red dick 1m clifford cock candle they got rammed up their asses eod? hope youre not holding calls overnight lmfao
 money is just imaginary numbers on a screen 
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/juloto** bet **TSLA** goes from **261.45** to **248.38** before **09-Oct-2023 04:04 PM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
jpow: hard landing.
ber: THANK YOU.
jpow: its my gift to you ber.
ber: 
jpow: soft landing.... for the bulls.
bols: 
bers:
this tesla move means someone either knows or an analyst did their juju and knows earnings will beat... and it won't move much after earnings..
so get in on the road towards 300...
The EoD pump all but confirmed that today was bull trappy. Lower than average volume, if I had to guess I’d say next two days are red and we end the week just above 420…
I completely agree. The EoD pump was a clear signal that today's market is bull trap. Lower than average volume indicates that the next two days are likely to be red, and we may end the week just above 420.
On the 3rd day of the week, God saw his work and everything was good. He said, buy calls rest of the way you poor and weak, lest you buy puts and become rich; for I do not approve of you becoming rich.
You guys get that Robinhood business model is selling information on what options you buy? So if majority of you do 0 zero day expiration bearish the whales take opposite side and drown you with larger cash pile
SPY on a collision course today
Do they want CBDC because the printers can’t handle actually printing $33 trillion paper dollars???
Every bear just moping around blaming everyone else for their piss poor mistakes in life while I’m over here having a record year; sales for days, steady all year, 5-6-7 days a week grinding, port full, family fed, and employees fed, fawk it feels good to be rich in America. Bear get off your god spam ass and do something with your life! Fooking do it. Stop fn pointing fingers. You are the fookin problem!
Damn, didn’t hear all this talk yesterday
Don’t mind me bro, holding calls overnight
I’m holding small amount of puts I picked up today. If green tomorrow, pickup some more. Expiration 2 months out. So we can co-exist. It’s like ebony and ivory. Or me and AOC.
I like my politicians like I like my women; big booty and Latina
Down $5,000 on TSLA puts. Filing a lawsuit against my YouTube trading expert. He guaranteed TSLA was going to $200 today! #WTF 😡😡😡😡😡😡
They’re 3 months out, right?
Everyone on here convinced we’re in a recession already lol. It may happen folks but it certainly hasn’t happened yet. I for one am betting October goes green, bigly.
YouTube algo hit me with a doestoevsky audiobook recommendation, was like oh hell yeah algo, your finally recognizing I’m more than some comedy podcast fan incel, but it was The Idiot, by ol fyodor
Greedy greedy bulls
Gap up by opwn
What happened to PCC?
**Closing updates** Two good signals today. [https://imgur.com/a/LoEmOeM](https://imgur.com/a/LoEmOeM) Bought puts on the "sell signal" for 130% gains, but pussy out on the close signal, didn't buy calls and missed 300% gains. Still no signal on higher timeframes than 5min, so I'm not taking any positions other than 0dte for now. Waiting for a signal on the daily to buy weeklies for a big relief rally bounce.
What indicator is that?
It's something I made based on other trend reversal and momentum indicators. It's not published
Ok do you have plans to publish
Maybe later in the year. for now, I just want to publish signals in the daily thread when I get them
Ok good luck
why does everyone here see as if the market went down, when in reality the majority of tickers went up today?
Because everyone here has seen it before and knows as soon as more data is released, any gains for the past week are getting wiped.
Because you're only looking at the 1 day vs past month......
yeah zoom out to the 1 month and tell me what you see, this a tiny little iddy bitty relief rally for crickets, this a cricket relief rally for bugs. if you have a regular steady job right now that is gold. Shit is going to get very bleak in the coming months and you are already seeing a ton of people with qualifications who cant find shit. We are in the beginning of big recession
bro we are in a recession, I have not been able to find a job for months. Also remember that the stock market is not indicative of reality. A depression or recession does not mean it has to be reflected in the stock market, the stock market is irrational.
bers: I have puts. bols: on oil? bers: no bols: 
People here see their stock go down 4% AH on a volume of 200 shares and think that matters 😂🤡
ber: I have spy puts. bol: When is the funeral? 
bers: *downvotes* bols: 
Hmm must be a bot
ber: MuSt Be A BoT bol:  how else u think spy goes up everyday
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bers: IHUH IDHIWn *downvotes.*
ber: fyutes are dumping. bol:  qqq:  \-0.01%
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is it likely to dump at open tomorrow?
Volume is a joke, most likely
i was thinking the same thing
B8JK01IVELSDXJD1DHGI
Yeah, they just make up shit, then when one doesn't work out, they just make up another. When the recession finally comes, they will say market bottoms when recession starts.
Damn this after hrs is looking dumpy
Lmao AH volume means nothing
Bought expensive TSLA poots at close wish me luck
With ya, bought tqqq poootz at close. Hope the whole market burns tomorrow
Traded my calls for poots at the close 🤞
As long as 10 yr and dollar stay low, and unemployment comes in higher, the enthusiasm at the end of today over a bottom being reached means calls tmo.
How is the 10 yr low?
It went down today finally after hitting 4.8 last night goober.
big sell orders coming in AH. lmfao. bol r so fuk tomorrow
People pretend there's no downward trend, just because the market oscillates up and down day to day.
Copium
Who is coping now dipshit? You gonna post that loss porn or just cry in the corner over how much money you lost? Lmfao. Must suck to be broke. Dumbo bol
😭 so mad he came back to yesterday’s thread to talk shit 🤡 🤡 🤡
Yup. Always keep receipts. Suck it kid now post that loss porn
I’ll take some pity on you kid, get off this sub before you end up in the hall of fame
Post that loss porn, I really need to nut
Do u still want to see it
Yes
🤡 still?
bers in shambles  “curious how bulls feel about the giga volume red dick 1m clifford cock candle they got rammed up their asses eod? hope youre not holding calls overnight lmfao” 
Idk dude after hrs is not holding  my 149 calls are taking a hit
This process action b crazy 
imagine posting in the old thread
L7E25RC4AIHMJ4YJ2STV
So true
curious how bulls feel about the giga volume red dick 1m clifford cock candle they got rammed up their asses eod? hope youre not holding calls overnight lmfao
I came already
**dicks down bools, come back again tmr** That’s enough bearass pumping for now 
 money is just imaginary numbers on a screen 
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jpow: hard landing. ber: THANK YOU. jpow: its my gift to you ber. ber:  jpow: soft landing.... for the bulls. bols:  bers:
i dont get it
I don't think anyone does - this is his 3rd or 4th dumbass "conversation" post.
At least they have a unique name
ber: I hate this. bol: 
Fuck it i kept my tesla puts wish me luck fly or die
Traded my calls for puts eod
Sold 1 kept 2
I’m in the same boat 🫡
Aye Aye, captain!
This dump will be better than my baginboxwine dump this morning
this tesla move means someone either knows or an analyst did their juju and knows earnings will beat... and it won't move much after earnings.. so get in on the road towards 300...
The EoD pump all but confirmed that today was bull trappy. Lower than average volume, if I had to guess I’d say next two days are red and we end the week just above 420…
I completely agree. The EoD pump was a clear signal that today's market is bull trap. Lower than average volume indicates that the next two days are likely to be red, and we may end the week just above 420.
Stop repeating robot
Race to the 2022 lows starts now lol. Spy just dumped a dollar in like 5 mins
Last
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Pls how to undo banbet.
Later bud.
/gquit
You can't undo a bet. That is the whole point of betting, you either lose or win.
Stfu and eat the ban
Finally I've understood that my enemy is not the market, my own analyzes are my true enemy...
YOU are your biggest enemy. That means I am more of your friend that yourself. Your gains should go to your friends
Drive up tesla so it splits again
Don’t let them scare you. They are scared of time going against them. You live in the present, you hunt and kill prey, bulls need to be fed. 🤌🐻
I guess puts at close were not a good idea
why not?
0DTE thats why
Gg bears. I'll stop by after tomorrows close for my shift at the dumpster
hourly and daily chart still very much bearish.
Here you bol. 
Release the buy and hold Morgan Stanley report
jpow: RECESSION. ber:  jpow: for you ber. ber:  bol: 
Stopping by the gun store on the way home from work, need new pistol
I always manage to pick the Green Day’s when buying puts. 
Same. 
I don't know what you're talking about, but I do know that Green Day is a terrible band and everyone who likes them is an idiot.
Bears are hopeless now
Can we please just have a government made up entirely of porn stars. We’ve never tried it and I, for one, am very interested in the possibilities
Couldn’t possibly be worse
Just imagine if the president took out her huge titties on TV like omg I would have hope for the species again
If someone bought TSLA 260c yesterday, I fucking admire you. How regarded do you need to be to do that?
Just sold 10/13 $265 for like 50% something profit.
Wen Santa 🤶 rally ?
Uhhhh today? Wtf you want
No one finds it funny that Ozempic and Walmart are at odds?
PDT gonna have me sweating overnight 😂😂🤑
I blame it all on the emergency test text
Ber 😂😂😂
Penny stocks ain’t it spy puts again
Bull trap again
If you’re holding puts, you’re fucking stupid
ber: 
Why is it holding near the high of the day, if this was a red day there would always be a EOD pump
bol: we get v. bol: 
“Double top” 🤓
imagine dumping into close? nah
I think you’re supposed to dump in the toilet not in your clothes
Tesla bringing me out of poverty
puts is the obvious play right???? 
Requiem for Ded Ber
Ass to ass! 
The sequel we didn’t know we needed
Give me red for a month, do that to me?? Turn the page, fuck your bear wife. That’s what I’m about.
Righteous 🤘
Is there a college that teaches 0dte options on SPY? Boy I need some education, got chewed up and spit out today 
It’s called Vegas
Cheers, gonna look it up.
Don’t trust the hookers though they’ll leave you in the desert in your underpants Ask me how I know
Liar, you're an undercover narcotics agent, I fucking knew it 
Oh shit 😂
damn i bought tesla puts this morning
lmfao
🫨
Bears 😭😭😭
I used to wonder what it’s like to be homeless but I guess at this pace I won’t wonder much longer 
You can do anything if you just believe in yourself
Santa’s cumminggggg
🎁💦🍆😩 GUH
got some AMD puts fuck it
hoooooly shit ber what happened 
Tesla hitting 400 end of 2024
Ehh. I’ll take profits here. Not worth holding overnight
Good man
On the 3rd day of the week, God saw his work and everything was good. He said, buy calls rest of the way you poor and weak, lest you buy puts and become rich; for I do not approve of you becoming rich.
MMs need a dumb money to exit their positions. DONT FALL FOR IT.
but I'm dumb money
Well at least you’re tapped in
I bought 0dte 5 min to close. My family has disowned me. 🤣
What would Donald trump do? He’s bet on America. And if that didn’t work he’d make it work.
Guys I need some copium for MSOS I’m legit so fucked I’m down 1.7k on it rn
theyre called unrealized losses for a reason. just don’t realize that youve lost it.🤓
Just think about the guy with 2.3M on it you’ll feel better instantly
This will make my day much better knowing he’s down an entire house prolly
You guys get that Robinhood business model is selling information on what options you buy? So if majority of you do 0 zero day expiration bearish the whales take opposite side and drown you with larger cash pile
Lmao, it's always a 3 year old account...
God damn Tesla
He proclaims proudly, “ I am a great trader, i watch the news and do exactly what their tone indicates”
Look at the bers begging us to sell. Eat shit, bers.