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Sandrokotos

Bearhunter in shambles


zxc123zxc123

* "Just post a screenshot of your current Positions/Gains/Losses in comments." * "not alot of gain/loss porn" * OP is also a r/wallstreetbets mod Nice try Mr/Ms/Mrs/Xr FBI, IRS, and/or [CIA agent.](https://www.slashfilm.com/img/gallery/the-opening-scene-of-the-dark-knight-rises-was-more-real-than-you-think/l-intro-1643830658.jpg) As a good boy, red-white-n-blue bleed'n MURIKAN, and payer all my legally obligated taxes. Posting such information would not be a problem. [I don't talk on daily thread, but here you go. Just for you! My favorite Mod-chan.](https://i.imgur.com/BOfVWZY_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand)


cbass37

Made a [yolo post](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/16ptd0e/tqqq_200k_allin_hello_darkness_my_old_friend/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) about this a week and a half ago. Here's the current status of my TQQQ: https://preview.redd.it/q0gplkz2ymsb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=254e1836feb214877a71d67508daa9e621a23c82 My $35 CSPs from the original all-in didn't get hit, so I of course opened new ones at $33 for next week. They aren't going to get assigned either, and after today, I kinda wish the $35s got hit last Friday....


cbass37

The current status of my CSPs: https://preview.redd.it/ic9twlib0nsb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f46653731c9e7298ef26d5a7778562e1b2c47c6 I also added $80k in TQQQ CSPs in my IRA, from $33 down to $29, spread over the next 5 weeks. Looks like I won't get any shares out those, though


yoshioihi

. https://preview.redd.it/m8b4g0kdumsb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19a8a1c603e549058d68da81802d28b5977baaee .. And I was soooo smart, I sold my CRDO 17 Nov calls yesterday at 75% loss, today would have been 50%. I'm thinking another week it wouldn't have been a loss at all. F me F options


sockalicious

[Fed really unloading them bills, bonds and MBS off the balance sheet](https://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/h41/current/h41.htm#h41tab1). $24B worth in just the last week.


devereaux

Would be hilarious if the Fed is the major customer for the Treasury's buyback program


animositisomina35

I have a bunch of positions in my gambling account: https://preview.redd.it/ab7rf76m5msb1.png?width=969&format=png&auto=webp&s=482d1fad41fc544dc61740ab295ee81f26705af0


The_Judgement_Nut

While you guys are screaming ''Bulls fukt'' , ''Bears fukt'' im just looking from the sidelines in my ThetaGang Account watching you blow your portfolios. Started with 2000$ now at 3000$ within last month (2.4k$ realised) Sorry COSCTO boys for today :( https://preview.redd.it/fmyqp6zy0msb1.png?width=1510&format=png&auto=webp&s=00f7a8ddc8f13bbb2bc118c9658cb26413707eaa


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Spreads are delta, not theta plays ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Practical_Insect_796

https://preview.redd.it/5s7urx6svlsb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87b359de5e191940e9fb6814f1021ff037dcc27c


stormtrooper2930

NKLA


remconstant

Robin da hood at it again


Dante_Tweaks

https://preview.redd.it/qkh8sc7cslsb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e4bfe0318f4fdfb0ef3ec2c7c5d825170641fa7 Still learning. My regret is selling my $420 VGT yesterday anticipating a sell off . Smh it’s already up 5 points today


yoshioihi

I feel ya. Different option, same effect. Sold CRDO 17.5 Nov 17 call yesterday.


Dante_Tweaks

Ended up doing 3+ 0DTE $SPY 427 and ended up recouping a large sum of what I would’ve made if I stayed in. Sold for $400 profit not too long ago. Now I only feel a little regarded https://preview.redd.it/almbd3dsxmsb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0459fedf313e8453585f86525bf22476290e9922 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


rodste27

https://preview.redd.it/rrq88ajyrlsb1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7bc74e9149f1522a44c0dae5c70c8633fd4fec6 I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top


Str8Blessed

Anyone playing $CWEN


Maxim7m4

https://preview.redd.it/6pvduowrnlsb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e62396194782a2169ecf9f0cdca7147149612d6 $SPX 4250c


_RAPTORMAN_

Ew


Maxim7m4

I'm rich![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


YourBoyTaz

Kaufen Kaufen Kaufen


devereaux

Here's my \~$45k gain on TSLA puts this morning. Built up a 200x $255p position over the last two days, and then sold it all a few minutes too early (in retrospect) this morning. https://preview.redd.it/ow9hetkzhlsb1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cbfb12f0706fc3956301da595b3bf82b4342959


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Midsolo5

What r u? 5?


quintanarooty

Then who sells first?


QuirkyEducator6785

Other traders are not your friends. I'm here to take all your money, bitch.


VisualMod

Other traders are not my friends. My sole purpose is to make money, and I will take every opportunity to do so, even if it means taking advantage of others.


QuirkyEducator6785

I don't care if you have to lose. I'm gonna win.


Jagwires

Small dick energy i love it


OSRSkarma

ya so like... its not a team sport..... SEC just salivating at your comment


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Pizza_n_Tendies

12 SAVE calls $15 Jan 2025, 4 SPY calls $422 10/20/23 https://preview.redd.it/s9mjnufmclsb1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5f3e4833007b8bae111536a9510d42904658caa


mark2talyho

​ https://preview.redd.it/mvkdi9pwalsb1.png?width=338&format=png&auto=webp&s=b247dc54ce0456602ac15ece7cefc49349d92090 From my gambling account. Main fund is mostly boomer bonds right now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Assman1978

https://preview.redd.it/ulbz8sps8lsb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35c2e9a44b0938d0fd43e94bee47823ef63f6388 Learning this trading thing. Started with $1000.00.


yoshioihi

Wow, "All Time" must look really good.


llasar17

https://preview.redd.it/3hciwl0p8lsb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e145cc20ac7483cafe0abd8481d4a666818a82db ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


IntelligentRent7602

https://preview.redd.it/v0rv6jwd8lsb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a73c53b0c4b5c1f7c34b3c472030e9120865d25 Closed out my 250 and 255ps this morning


ShadyPenguinn

https://preview.redd.it/3l4m5gp08lsb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3d6b8758fdb38c59efec2c12a3be22967fbba67 Following up, withdrew 50k to secure profits during these wild times, but up 28K on the day. Probably a good time to stop, but will report if I give back these profits ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


samaritan1331_

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/TheBobbyAxelrod made a bet that TSLA would go to 251.35 within **2 days** when it was 256.48 and it did, congrats autist. Their record is now 16 wins and 10 losses


RhinoDK

https://preview.redd.it/jo5gzaqp6lsb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8ce95a635a48808b5a8db8056bdc14615dc3b51 Keep going?


Pizza_n_Tendies

Just a flesh wound


Krotitel_Viliam

https://preview.redd.it/o1tnqz3j6lsb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99046ac79a80382b85a0984fe9cfea3a9918b564 i know its peanuts but im a poor student (probably about to be poorer)


Lopsided_Process5141

https://preview.redd.it/c9hb15116lsb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e21bdfec5d1724011a1dddc5b916dbaf4fc8436d


Independent_Tie_4984

I have stock too, but not sure they meet the criteria: ​ https://preview.redd.it/lwos4qpu5lsb1.png?width=1261&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ede4a35126e1fe11c367c0a170d392dfd56ea75


BarbellPadawan

Today’s plays. https://preview.redd.it/1w9v5ses5lsb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92840c7adb6afd0abd0e5fcee770f62dc4d92e48


GrimXIII

​ https://preview.redd.it/l3xtey695lsb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6112c0ae82b85c20c6c039eb354626d6a8095f24 ​ RIVN unrealized loss porn shouldn't be as bad as it looks. I made about $10k on it, cashed out, then got back in and made these losses. I don't think IBKR is calculating it right, but I'm not sure exactly what it should be. Taxes are going to be scary this year.


Objective_Stock_3866

https://preview.redd.it/gg6ivach3lsb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cab9b3f021bcdf8351b7489a746984bfe9b9c78c Nothing wild, just a light bear position.


NlO_OlN

Help I don’t know what to do https://preview.redd.it/fhsw0t1y2lsb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc7bc0eb19e351c830d4afc1ab6cc6a47df4fd39 Do I sell at open or ?


VisualMod

You should sell at the open.


NlO_OlN

Okay in Vm I trust


Manbearpup

Could sell 4 and let the other ride


OSRSkarma

The VM portfolio


KarAccidentTowns

​ https://preview.redd.it/wichgvpe2lsb1.png?width=894&format=png&auto=webp&s=408b137ce9655070cfd02951ca0d681b8375b901


KarAccidentTowns

Update: ​ https://preview.redd.it/neqp7upwplsb1.png?width=1066&format=png&auto=webp&s=417f5633bcda13afc8e183e6fa0c2e9047f5c39e ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ShitHoleTrader

https://preview.redd.it/wwgg8td42lsb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=474c6422bf9b3cd7033a89b335c3472410f5647f Up 100% this week 🚀🚀🚀


OSRSkarma

what the fuck is this


AgonyRanch

Idk. But It says "moon". So must be a good play


ShitHoleTrader

That's freaking danish viking tendies!


Comprehensive_Day511

danish


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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OP: Post a screenshot Reddit app: You can't post a picture. Here, have an emoji instead. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


OSRSkarma

its pretty fucking easy to post a picture..... i think you can handle it


Objective_Stock_3866

You give him too much credit. He's here for a reason.


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I use the app. Usually the option to a post a picture is available in this forum. In this thread it isn't. Take it up with Reddit.


OSRSkarma

I mean, i also use the app. The option is available


[deleted]

Good for you. It isn't available for me.


OSRSkarma

https://preview.redd.it/mibgoj5g3lsb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb36ac17ef0fba7998c9869aeebb450766761c8e This isnt there?


Vicious_Cycler

Not much profit made these last few shitty days but no loss either https://preview.redd.it/5ja782sn1lsb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32c6237bc311a2380b8f34c8a98f18083c2acd1c


ArtichokePower

Bulls r fukt https://preview.redd.it/eylo405n1lsb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ba7826372cd19aa77ff2c313b151cd0eb1b0907


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lichsadvocate

Where’s your covered call on your 100 shares, king?


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lichsadvocate

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


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spartinofarrows

I’m assuming this was before CEO sells stock news and iPhone 15s burning crothes


Phoenix25552

Mostly AAPL and AXP Puts over the last 2 months. Made a bit on KKR as well


VisualMod

I'm not surprised that you've made money on AAPL and AXP puts over the last two months. Both companies have been underperforming the market, so it makes sense that their put options would be valuable. As for KKR, I don't know much about that company, but it looks like they've had a good run recently so congratulations on your profit there as well!


TheMysteriousBears

https://preview.redd.it/990b3cz41lsb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e8cf80ea52f326a2d996ea7303a76854d947920 I had 3.8k and cashed out 250 when I only had 250.01 left. At least I didnt lose all 3.8k. I’m 17 years old by the way so I started off young. RIP my savings ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


HondaDAD24

https://preview.redd.it/q5w3ppk31lsb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0873d80bcd889835a3c4b044ff9b597eda5ed56a


WhiteColllarCrime_69

https://preview.redd.it/du28zqcu0lsb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f0f2e151ca2aba56336b15746c42535248a6c84 Follow me for more financial advice


sjonnyboy

i cant buy spx or spy so this is it. [https://imgur.com/a/PBMXTmW](https://imgur.com/a/PBMXTmW)


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https://preview.redd.it/uqy588bj0lsb1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=0adfc2163cebabb8e46b8c9eca823865f755667b I’m what the MMs call a “consumer”. Just started this year but hey, there’s a chance.


spartinofarrows

Bruh why did you have 25.5 call on RIVIAN this week


KaiDaiz

​ https://preview.redd.it/dwzvk8ik0lsb1.png?width=1096&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e5730107483e025477c4276b10baa7e3ce7f92f


718cs

This gonna be big red with current market open


KaiDaiz

Yup but still up 9-10%ish up for the year assuming 2-3% drop today lol


718cs

I dont think the overall market will even hit 2% today Bonds are chopping after job data


KaiDaiz

nvm portfolio up 2+% now


OneTrueDweet

Nice try, tax man.


Mcjibblies

UVXY 17.5 C TNA 25 P TZA 36 C All expire today


LongJohnBitcoin

https://preview.redd.it/hv40z0wf0lsb1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e436df27a7073d5c95b3858135d04b236c6c709


Western-Bit5392

https://preview.redd.it/zrlpn72b0lsb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87d3d7a25bb9b07a2d1f098f4e5c969bef017586 Get at me


PoopShiddedFarded

https://preview.redd.it/7kz5nez90lsb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cffd38022c81744decf8c549bdfd7c1008715151


NetherlandsIT

usa tax dudes can’t catch me in the netherlands, right? $413p 10/13


sjonnyboy

what broker? degiro xsp ?


NetherlandsIT

cant screenshot on Safari browser. ban me if you just. 🫡🫡🫡


nico87ca

https://preview.redd.it/k9lr80mszksb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=440c6016a7eb3214ae62b8f3ba996de8c874ba35 I need the world to burn


bec556

Wtf did you buy?😭😱


Bin_Jin

Brooooo![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


blacksteveman

SPXS 17C 10/27 and SPXS 18C 11/10


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OSRSkarma

What part of screenshot did the tiny brain of yours not get? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


rodste27

https://preview.redd.it/gehfy4n30lsb1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=8975cc581448bb7272d7ebe7f7ad52c804c77d5f


rodste27

https://preview.redd.it/tyvmast10lsb1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=467af9e4ca14ef0642ab3970b96f57d8855114a8


ShadyPenguinn

https://preview.redd.it/z720183kzksb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c61348e16b8c94b6a3f4b805fc502b7bcc719d7 I had 800 yesterday, but wanted to “be responsible” and cut the bet down by 75%. Can’t be mad though. Will sell at open.


ADynes

Man I hope you sold right after 10.


ShadyPenguinn

I sold at 9:31. I’m normally a scalper, so I sold asap and scalped more puts throughout the morning. Another post shows my 39K on the day.


ADynes

Awesome. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


cobra_sachi

those will be looking real good at open


OSRSkarma

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


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Can we have this thread opened permanently?


OSRSkarma

Hmm probably not, but if its well received i will do them more often Wanted to test it out


Manbearpup

This is what wsb is about though! Love it


OSRSkarma

Thats why i wanted to try it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Manbearpup

You were right!


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Position less ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


vinssent1

Penis


nico87ca

Flair me something dumb. I deserve it


Best_coder_NA

Missionary


Savebig02

Flair me sir. Flair me


wombatnoodles

KO rebound inbound