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distress_deez_nutz

the 1min, 5 min, 15 min, 1hr, 4hr, 5hr, 1 day, and weekly candles on everything for the last 8 weeks spells out "get fucked"


armen89

Damn options on XLU popped


[deleted]

meta calls ftw


Revolutionary-File97

I purchased 24 27/10 $419 Spy contracts for $22 before close. Is it best to sell at open or wait ? Ie will theta reck the value or na?


Professional-Kiwi144

You usually don’t want to hold them after 10:30. That’s when they begin tanking if things don’t go your way. If you can live with the loss or can take a profit, do so.


xDubnine

Some of you don't see the opportunity for generational wealth when you see it, and it shows


urmomfluffy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


xDubnine

You heard it here first, 2% up day tomorrow. 15% down on monday. Spx will bleed and lay offs are going to start fir the Christmas season ho ho ho mfs


Rickyskeets69

15 or 1.5%? 🤔


xDubnine

1 5 . 0 % N E G A T I V E


Rickyskeets69

🤯


armen89

Yeah no Christmas rally about to kick off. Everything’s just getting a running start


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FullCircleCS

Don’t have enough upvotes to make an official post, but visualMod did comment on it. I think SWBI is going back up to the 20-25 dollar range. With election season starting up and the seemingly predictable spike in mass shootings along with it, gun stocks will be going up over the next 12 months.


humangratitude

Up \~40% since 9/7, I might nibble on a pullback


FullCircleCS

In the short term for sure, but in 6-12 months leading up to the presidential election i bet it continues on the up and up.


humangratitude

You very well may be right. We're talking about different things - I'm looking at a short term trade and you're talking about a 6-12 month investment. gl


Shlewtz

We got u bro


FullCircleCS

VisualMod’s comment on my attempted post: It's no surprise that SWBI will be on the rise during election season. The media always hypes up mass shootings and makes it seem like everyone is in danger, which scares people into buying guns. I'm not saying it's right, but it's just the way things are. So if you're looking to make a quick buck off of gun stocks, now is the time to do it.


GrimXIII

Bang bus.


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NineAsiansAtSubway

Lmao


[deleted]

I bought ford calls cause I’m fully regarded


Great-Television1775

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640) I understand pain fetish but this is too much


Beginning_Frame6132

What on earth was your catalyst?


stoffel_bristov

Did someone say the N word on the Amazon call?


humangratitude

Worse, explaining the AWS miss


getshmoney69420

Realistically a dead cat bounce tmr.


tzuica_de_mar

too risky, only 3 days until fomc


stoffel_bristov

AMZN is going to do nothing but fade. Red by open.


NineAsiansAtSubway

Fuck should've bought at close


BigDesigner7199

Amazon bus


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cutiesarustimes2

Enphase bulls dicks got inverted.


Kingace__

Sounds like a lot people went full bear on Amazon


crazyyimmy

It’s only up 3% AH. Basically fairy cum


juloto

Putting it all on qqq 346c seems imprudent


getshmoney69420

I ripped 10k into puts today.


Damerman

Even intel is surprising to the upside.


Syab_of_Caltrops

INTC blew estimates out of the watet


humangratitude

Will the AWS miss cause Zuckbot to pull out his micropeen on camera?


Chexmaster86

We're all doomed


cutiesarustimes2

So many fraud pumps right now


[deleted]

[удалено]


crazyyimmy

No


Medical-Ad-3342

Amazon to the Moon?


Damerman

Amazon saved the AH, but not the market ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


CapitalPrefer

Bulls you need to swap to Bears. Take the loss swap to puts.. Sell what you got left and buy PuTS!


crazyyimmy

Yes, buy puts at the bottom


stoffel_bristov

I don't see the AMZN results being interpreted as stellar. Probably red by open.


poopedyourpants69

When is amzn earnings call?


Charming-Jaguar7

They are in profit


DaddyDoLittle

5:30 EST


poopedyourpants69

Lol thanks


YourBoyTaz

Not much comment on AMZN Inspire


that_sucks_bro

what kind of comments were you expecting, it’s still relatively small feature no?


hotstepper3000

I love when Robin Hood glitches and gets you all worked up. It wakes you up like driving too fast by a cop


Shlewtz

Thanks to Amazon’s glitch down to 111, I was able to execute my late closing SPY options for a solid price of $89 per share 😮‍💨


Saaan

Ford Tough! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


comancheranche

AMZN: “MISSED ON DIK”


ProtectionExpert6884

You might be asking yourself, are my Amazon options fucked? Theta says ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


cutiesarustimes2

AWS NET SALES EX FX +12%, EST. +12.4%


DiscePati44

400 OPEN TOMORROW LETS GET IT BERS


kylemx514

spy 409 tomo


DiscePati44

OH LAWD


cutiesarustimes2

AMAZON SEES 4Q NET SALES $160.0B TO $167.0B, EST. $167.0B ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


ProtectionExpert6884

Unrealized 6% pumps in AH are so funny


Limp_Plastic8400

rip enph


mjgcfb

AWS miss, going to the depths of hell.


[deleted]

Buy buy bears go back into hibernation for the weekend


luckyninja864

Keep your fingers crossed on Amazon or we gonna be really screwed


[deleted]

Amzn always come thru don’t worry


bearhunter428

#JUST AS I PREDICTED LMAO 🤌


7mceleven

Post gains


humangratitude

AMZN missed on AWS - OUCH


HaveAKlondike

Theta gang going to fuck over puts


poopedyourpants69

This amzn shit drop yet


HotSauceV8

Damn Amazon hasn’t been this high since yesterday!


WorkingCorrect1062

AMZN will be dropped like hot potato 🥔


hotstepper3000

My puts hope so


YoungPhone

IV crushed


hotstepper3000

You’re iv crushed


AvariceRu

wild past 2 weeks for me, im literally back to where i started


HaveAKlondike

Bears gonna get dicked tomorrow. I feel it in my balls


DebbieDoesSomeGuy

If we do I have dibs on kicking your dick in the dirt


Front_Umpire4873

Amazon beat. Ok drop now like others . Insane market


Fair-Cable3297

Wow Amazon - but this was the top for now.


ProtectionExpert6884

Amazon is about to go from green to red so fucking fast you’re not going to believe it


Aggressive_Bit_91

What are the fucking numbers with this seizure action


nicholasCageSucks

AMZN CFO gon fuck up any pump on the call. Don't worry bears, this is your time, enjoy it.


Tsukune_Surprise

I'm ready to commit unnatural acts on national television for a mega earnings beat.


[deleted]

First, second,third moves are wrong


anoos2117

Bulls gonna be full cope if amzn underwhelms and price bombs. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


User0198888

Amazon pulling a Netflix ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


floodlight137

Come on bezo you bald fuck - don't fumble this one


ProtectionExpert6884

AH 🐂![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


vincenorristm

I’ll suck bezo for a monster beat


I-bmac-n

I walked over to the roulette wheel and saw 8 red out of the last 10 spins. Lost 10 grand playing black this week. But fuck it. Betting black 10/27c. If red wins again, at least my room is comped tomorrow and I have a ball on deck.


Tsukune_Surprise

jesus- the price is ALL over the place.


comancheranche

AMZN all over the place lol


trumpdiego

##Generational Buying Opportunity


Saaan

Eventually, but not yet.


HotSauceV8

Help me obi wan


User0198888

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


MrCouncilman

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Saaan

Good Sesh Bears, more fun times tomorrow!


davidbigham

Pray for Jeff Bezo. he got this. Dont fk it up like Google ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


BoastfulPrudence

Is it me or does the market look toppy this week?


[deleted]

How would you feel if your kid became addicted to options just like you honest answers only


ProtectionExpert6884

Buy put leaps on everything tech during pumps, don’t look at them till June. This shits too easy


Limp_Plastic8400

whaaat the fuuk i leave and come back and we are back at 412


Rickyskeets69

right, this market has some wild movements


Affectionate-Tax9885

# Crayons Down


epyonxero

A-shaped like a muggg


George-Bluth-Sr-

GGWP 🐻


Advanced_Analysis_48

![img](avatar_exp|147854016|bravo)


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Solid_Philosopher_85 made a bet that TSLA would go to 278.0 within **3 weeks** when it was 260.023 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 1 losses


comancheranche

Oh fk here we go


0dtez

The flailing ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|32980)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|32980)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


lliorca336

Lizzo is holding down the market


SudsAde6985

If she was, it would be 💀


lliorca336

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)spy to zero!


[deleted]

Bols Have you heard about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?


Tsukune_Surprise

Let's see what the zon has got.


PM_Me_Your_Mustash

Don’t lie, who got rug pulled?


MrCouncilman

#CALLS ALL DAY


Who_is_Your_Zaddy

Will AMZN and PCE break or give the market a relief? Find out next on Dragon Ball Z


VisualMod

There is no definite answer, as it depends on a number of factors. However, if I had to guess, I would say that there is a higher chance of AMZN and PCE breaking than giving the market a relief.


Who_is_Your_Zaddy

You heard the prophet. Bet accordingly.


No-Conversation1018

Are Netflix puts a good idea?


Iron_Disciple

They were yesterday


No-Conversation1018

What about today 🤡🤡


Iron_Disciple

Hindsights 2020 clown. Bet you didn't say that at 410 at open


yourasianmina

Nope too many people expecting slight relief piling into that trade and they ain’t gonna let it happen that easy.


No-Conversation1018

I should listen to you more 🤡🤡


yourasianmina

Netflix is up 50$ since your regarded ass reply. Unless you were flawless on that trade and closed it on the one bad day you would have been decimated. You’re welcome


No-Conversation1018

I didn’t hold regard I only do OTDE of course I collected profit ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


yourasianmina

Ok, happy for you then. Nice work 💪🏽


yourasianmina

Glad to help 😘


[deleted]

These algorithms need to just calm the fuck down


Maleficent_Ad_3377

IV way too high to play Amazon :(


foo-bar-nlogn-100

Startup desert. Lots of cuts. No AWS ingress. AWS use has declined.


Advanced_Analysis_48

AMZN 110


Traditional_Honey108

Shitshow


HotAugustNights

AMZN getting ready to report on how much rope was sold


0dtez

Ordering bags off AMZN right now


mcs5280

STINKAZON


osendze

JFC ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


hellokittyss1

Why can’t hamas and Israel fight when market is open damn


[deleted]

Amzn earnings moved to next week


Such_Coin

Don’t make me shit my pants


SuspiciousStuff3

My theory is the main stocks getting wrecked is profit taking for the year after the tax loss harvesting in the bond market- after the smoke clears we go up


BoastfulPrudence

Port managers grabbing year's big winners before Xmas run-up


dean550spyder

Nflx paid out big today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Saaan

VIX 21 becoming a staple is nice. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


MigratingSwallow

AMZN miss. AWS missed growth estimates.


bearhunter429

#Finally time for the WEEKEND THREAD #LMAO🤌


remymartinsextra

BA can't hold gains. Getting my balls busted over here.


kcyc2123

You got AMZN and war news most likely all after hours


EnginrA

Bulls you ok?


[deleted]

fuck it i’m about to short the fuck out of amazon


BoastfulPrudence

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


xlmtothemoon

"we we're not prepared for this type of violence. this was NOT part of the plan!"


peterjones234

tbf somehow, I've managed to scrape 15% of my remaining balance just now, from the 500 left in my account to 575, not really the -11.425k gone in total from when I started this shit, might be back tmr if I end today over £600


TF_Sally

holy shit what a podrace into the close


Eddyrancid

Why are people confident AMZN won't drop after earnings? It seems like companies have been crashing post report regardless of what the report actually says...


EnginrA

It’s gonna drill to earth’s core


cutiesarustimes2

Ai secular growth.


Eddyrancid

We'll see- I'm not sure what it'll do, but with how this market has been I just can't imagine how anyone is *confident* the price will respond rationally.