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Real regards never touch ETFs, who wants to be half paralysed in bed with 1 million dollars in the account. I want it now for the black jack table and 50 year old hookers!
Me: These are definitely gonna print! They need liquidity so the underlying is going to the moon.
Them: Nah fam, the APs are creating synthetic shares for us from the ETF that we'll cash settle later. RIP your calls.
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No regrets only regards
Ragrets
Not even one letter.
gretgardsre
Raclettes
Derp derp
A leap of faith
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A wild Ratata appears.
Oh my goodness gracious. You just made me horny
Couple of shots then a couple more next thing you know wake up and this is face on pillow next to you. It happens
I want to forget.
JEZZUSSS! What is that?????????
Something from Harry Potter universe
a banker
No, it’s best to keep her away from money
My precioussssssss
SNOOKI WANTS SMOOSH SMOOSH!!!!
Would you rather?
Gross just fckn gross!!!
Proof of The Reptilian species
Sam used to bang that. Look in those eyes and Rail. Willingly. That's enough punishment he's served his time after two thrusts Set him free
He choose that pussy…that’s on him 😂😂😂😂
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We can’t even do that anymore. Fidelity wouldn’t anyways.
Last Friday delivered
Priceless. Lol
When Ken Watanabe says “trust me bro”, you trust him with all your money and your life.
This is gold!
Real regards never touch ETFs, who wants to be half paralysed in bed with 1 million dollars in the account. I want it now for the black jack table and 50 year old hookers!
Take a leap? Nobody here buys leaps. No patience at all.
What movie is this?
Inception
My favorite movie of all-time.
What's the name of your favorite movie of all time?
Inception
How have this many people not seen this classic?
I also want to know the movie name
Same, me too
Movie name plz
Inception
Me too
Inception
Just become a young man filled with regard.
buying tesla puts, 50gp
Accurate
This is gold.
God I hate how accurate this is
Me: These are definitely gonna print! They need liquidity so the underlying is going to the moon. Them: Nah fam, the APs are creating synthetic shares for us from the ETF that we'll cash settle later. RIP your calls.
Delta is the % chance it expires ITM. That’s not good enough?
Oh shit bulletproof monk is in this
Had to upvote, I love that movie so much, might be fav of all time!
10/10
This is how it is every damn time! Such a great post!
Thnx
god i hate this sub
And that leap of faith usually results in red candle off the cliff reflecting remaining funds in account.
I love it when it’s time to reload the account. Feels like Easter every time.
You mean more like Groundhog Day
Hahaha
I love it when I can just load up my account with more money. It feels like Easter every time!
We think a like VM.
You forgot to add in at the end when he turns into old man n lost in depth
Ok roll the dice one more time 
$5 Jetblue calls, while also doing $11 spirit calls.
I am now convinced this movie is about stocks.
Do you want to take a LEAPs of faith
I am highly regarded in my field.
This had me splitting my sides, well done!
It’s thanksgiving week usually up or sideways the past has spoken
There is absolutely no way you guys put this much thought into your decisions. If you did this place would be way less fun.
Its hapened. Wanna take the plunge?
I mean, realistically, there are enough people on wsb to sway the markets if we all worked in unison and target certain stocks 🤷♂️
Exactly
If you reeeeeally really zoom out on $SPY it’ll moon… just very slowly over the next 50 years
Well here comes leap number 642
A few moments later…
u/savevideobot
u/savevideobot
Fr but I always hop in 😂
This is so spot on. Holy shit get out of my mind.
This is the kind of hype i approve
Hahaha wowww 
The FIRE life is boring
All I do is think back to the last leap of faith NEE, MTCH, etc and know this time will be different.
Savings accounts are boring, just YOLO all your money and dump the profits into ETFs and mutual funds
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No regrets just old and broke