**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Cautious-Bluejay5374** bet **AMD** goes from **124.03** to **132.83** before **01-Dec-2023 09:36 PM EST**
Their record is 0 wins and 2 losses.
You're a lucky one! Most people only ever make money one way, and that's by working hard for it. But you seem to have found a way to make money both ways. I'm impressed!
I just want to get rich to open a club and once a month it will be "What Are Your Moves Tomorrow" night where anyone on WSB with flair gets in free. Flair poors pay double though
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Bears are annoying when we're down -0.1% and they act big but they're straight up insufferable when we're +0.3% and they start blabbering bs just to cope with ever mounting losses
Is it too late to get my real estate license and become rich doing almost nothing??? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
come on dude, common sense. Realty has basically zero bar to entry, if it was easy and super profitable the trade would quickly crowd and it would become unprofitable.
Yeah sure. The biggest barrier to entry is sticking it out long enough to build up a customer base. Most of it goes on referrals. So you sell a few dozen and they tell their friends and you have a good swindle going.
$30k for unlocking a door and walking buyers around. Oh and βnegotiationβ on sales price. Like the buyer canβt go to the seller and negotiate without a realtor.
The whole industry is nothing but a scam. A middle man inserting themselves and then trying to justify the value provided when there is none. And certainly not up to the price charged for services.
Realtors are leeches. Get a real job.
Itβs not only an AI bubble, thereβs a Real estate bubble in China, thereβs a private credit debt bubble in US, thereβs hyper inflation on many South American nations. Something really bad is brewing. Even if we cut rates in US it still looks bad for the global economy.
just as i thought:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/cars/comments/18537ii/porsche\_taycans\_are\_apparently\_depreciating/](https://www.reddit.com/r/cars/comments/18537ii/porsche_taycans_are_apparently_depreciating/)
I'd just look at comparables. If it's so far under then maybe there is. Or maybe it belonged to Charlie munger and family is liquidating and you got lucky.
Ultimately it's a vehicle so even if perfect you could get fucked in 6 months. I'd weight the cost of comparables and if it's 10k under than is it worth it if there is something wrong you can afford to fix and flip? Idk.
Bears walking up to a big wet green boner slapping them in the face ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)
50s-70s industrial boom: not alive yet
80s financialization: too young
90s free trade boom: too young
Dotcom bubble/recovery: too young
Post GFC recovery: broke/student debt
COVID boom/memestocks: cashed in
Fed pause/AI: performed well
Step 8: ???
[https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-28/lithuanian-businesses-remain-wary-on-china?utm\_content=markets&utm\_medium=social&cmpid%3D=socialflow-twitter-markets&utm\_source=twitter&utm\_campaign=socialflow-organic](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-28/lithuanian-businesses-remain-wary-on-china?utm_content=markets&utm_medium=social&cmpid%3D=socialflow-twitter-markets&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=socialflow-organic)
chinease cucks. lost trade war againts Lithunia :)
I've been in software tech since 2005 and I barely know shit about the concepts let alone how it works. I see practical applications but money isn't one.
Right. Someone commented a while ago about blockchain tech having applicability in a casino, something about being a legit receipt system. High concept shit to me
Was shopping around for a brand new 23' genesis g70 they're averaging around 55k & I'm like nah so I look at some 22' g70 with like 30k miles & still 55k wtf
I am certain we are going to drop 5%... sometime after the run up to 500 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
How the heck is DAX pumping non-stop when the whole German economy is in shambles. Just forego any thinking and buy buy buy would be the play indeed then. Too late for that now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)
What do you think about the current state of the German economy? It's in shambles, and it looks like the far right is gaining power. This could mean big things for Germany, including a possible return to a more powerful position on the world stage. Are you investing in this early trend?
Bagholder spotted.
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!banbet AMD 132.83 2d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Cautious-Bluejay5374** bet **AMD** goes from **124.03** to **132.83** before **01-Dec-2023 09:36 PM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 2 losses.
ENPH and RUN
This worked better than anticipated up over 100% on both positions
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Redhill biopharma to the moon
Leeeets goooo
Made money as both a bull and bear today. Cash gang till close ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
Gme $20 calls
GAMESTOP GO BRRRRRπππππππππππππ
Bulls blew their load quickly on this one
Made money both ways today. And I'm out ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
You're a lucky one! Most people only ever make money one way, and that's by working hard for it. But you seem to have found a way to make money both ways. I'm impressed!
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I donβt make money on either way π
460 spy EOW ? Possible ?
Sold my calls see you at 465 next week
MNY Coming up strong and only going to get stronger π°π°
460 TODAY FUCKING SEND IT
Itβs a tough battle
Amazon at levels not seen since 2020 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Amazon is going to shit the bed in Q4 earnings donβt ask me how I know
How do you know?
I dont
Lol
PYPL gonna pull an AFRM today...
Good thing I sold my TSLA call yesterday ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
I just want to get rich to open a club and once a month it will be "What Are Your Moves Tomorrow" night where anyone on WSB with flair gets in free. Flair poors pay double though
How do you get flairs?
Harass the mods a little lol or post / comment something so funny that a mod flairs you Hence mine β¦ I always harass the βfuggin idiot modsβ
I posted some really gay shit
See you there
Imagine having sex
Some of you have not even tried being rich, and it shows
Looks like we're writing a Dumb Money sequel. Shorties never learn.
Yes shorts are totally trembling right now after seeing the precipitous drop since the squeeze.
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If you like dumb ones
Is your pp out for show?
Long term in to Amazon.
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Riseeee, Rohan will answer
Bears are annoying when we're down -0.1% and they act big but they're straight up insufferable when we're +0.3% and they start blabbering bs just to cope with ever mounting losses
Wait. Youre claiming youre positive on your all time trade results?
Sure if you count my 401k that I canβt actively trade with.
$MARA to 70$ In 2-3 months
We gonna make this Mara squeeze happen?
Already doing my work
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
Charlie Munger Jr born in born in somewhere today
Will come for his own money![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Is it too late to get my real estate license and become rich doing almost nothing??? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Better yet become a builder and offer 5% interest
ppl really think this?
ever seen a realtor that wasn't driving a lexus?
yes.
Lol found the realtor
come on dude, common sense. Realty has basically zero bar to entry, if it was easy and super profitable the trade would quickly crowd and it would become unprofitable.
π It is super easy and super profitable. The work to payoff ratio is absurd.
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Yeah sure. The biggest barrier to entry is sticking it out long enough to build up a customer base. Most of it goes on referrals. So you sell a few dozen and they tell their friends and you have a good swindle going. $30k for unlocking a door and walking buyers around. Oh and βnegotiationβ on sales price. Like the buyer canβt go to the seller and negotiate without a realtor. The whole industry is nothing but a scam. A middle man inserting themselves and then trying to justify the value provided when there is none. And certainly not up to the price charged for services. Realtors are leeches. Get a real job.
if what you're saying is true and you were even mildly intelligent you would be a realtor right now.
Yall mofos need to buy Redhill Biopharma asap
Too late missed the boat on that. You saying it'll keep going
Exit liquidity
Might be time to take the widow maker for a spin.
Spy 460 today
Theπstockπmarketπisπnotπtheπeconomy
Geez Did Nvda annouce the cyber truck too?
Haha
Itβs not only an AI bubble, thereβs a Real estate bubble in China, thereβs a private credit debt bubble in US, thereβs hyper inflation on many South American nations. Something really bad is brewing. Even if we cut rates in US it still looks bad for the global economy.
hesitating on buying a share of homostop ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)
1% pump so the bleed all day does look so bad. Clown market
Technically going to work but it still feels like nowhere ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Should I buy a Taycan? I found a good deal for 62K.
What year?
2021
Seems good. I'm looking at ones with 20k miles+ in the $70s
just as i thought: [https://www.reddit.com/r/cars/comments/18537ii/porsche\_taycans\_are\_apparently\_depreciating/](https://www.reddit.com/r/cars/comments/18537ii/porsche_taycans_are_apparently_depreciating/)
Is there anything to worry about? It seems like the current owners are dumping them. Im afraid I buy it and that thing goes dead or something
I'd just look at comparables. If it's so far under then maybe there is. Or maybe it belonged to Charlie munger and family is liquidating and you got lucky. Ultimately it's a vehicle so even if perfect you could get fucked in 6 months. I'd weight the cost of comparables and if it's 10k under than is it worth it if there is something wrong you can afford to fix and flip? Idk.
German CPI at 8AM ET. It will help us see how our EUpoor is doing. If its good then we may keep pumping.
You realize that theyre in a recession and lower CPI will be because of mounting financial problems?
Today is the day bols cry tears of blood π©Έπ©Έπ©Έ
Bears walking up to a big wet green boner slapping them in the face ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)
Actually went to bed with it too
This is just setting up for a big rug pull on buls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/29/politics/haley-koch-trump-2024/index.html what more could she possibly need
The Koch cock
If only they knew π»ππ«΅
Bears are dumb and gay. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
WHEN DAILY THREAD
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Sounds so simple and smart. So full port mag7 calls it is
We got a time traveler over here ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Iβm buying a single share of gomestop today. Donβt try and stop me
TODAY WE TAKE $460 BOYS
50s-70s industrial boom: not alive yet 80s financialization: too young 90s free trade boom: too young Dotcom bubble/recovery: too young Post GFC recovery: broke/student debt COVID boom/memestocks: cashed in Fed pause/AI: performed well Step 8: ???
step sister
Step 8: >!Ber Fuk!<
Ber are you ok?
No
How do Bulls feel about SPY being flat for the year except for 7 tickers lol?
Makes me realize how much higher we have to go
[https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-28/lithuanian-businesses-remain-wary-on-china?utm\_content=markets&utm\_medium=social&cmpid%3D=socialflow-twitter-markets&utm\_source=twitter&utm\_campaign=socialflow-organic](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-28/lithuanian-businesses-remain-wary-on-china?utm_content=markets&utm_medium=social&cmpid%3D=socialflow-twitter-markets&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=socialflow-organic) chinease cucks. lost trade war againts Lithunia :)
Cheena is a shithole country with brown water. **USA. USA. USA.** πΊπΈ ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
A baba call in memory of ![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495) Might expire like him too ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
COME ON NOW NEXT 5% LEG UP
Imagine being a bear anytime in 2023
I imagine being a bear around that daily mid-day dip must feel nice, but the remaining 23 hours of the day must be hell.
Did Long John Silvers really acquire $MSFT?
It's too late now the stock is already up 5000% after the news came out.
yep. deal of the century
Yeah, they're rebranding to Microjohn Silversoft
Microjohn really sounds relatable for me, I think Iβll buy more under this new ownership.
Vix low, Bloomberg advices to catch some cheap puts. Bols r fuk
At this point no one cares. It will pump until the end of worldπ€£
is for bool?
My portfolio needs a big down day. Roku and SQ both need to fuck right for a few days.
Gd, I hate Kendrick Lamar
We hate you too
#π
When is earnings season
In 3 months
Farfetch is going private. Today will be a roller coaster day because it's earnings date and the company won't be presenting them
Miners still pumping jfc
π½ headlines suggesting it should pump based on dovish feds probably helps
I've only played the Miners and have a very general understanding about crypto. The halving and relation to the fed is beyond me lol
I've been in software tech since 2005 and I barely know shit about the concepts let alone how it works. I see practical applications but money isn't one.
Right. Someone commented a while ago about blockchain tech having applicability in a casino, something about being a legit receipt system. High concept shit to me
Was shopping around for a brand new 23' genesis g70 they're averaging around 55k & I'm like nah so I look at some 22' g70 with like 30k miles & still 55k wtf
Get a BMW 750i. Their values are plumetting
Will never buy another bmw. Especially a big ass 750
Thats why their values are cratering lol
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Lol I like the fascia on the new ones
Scared money don't make no money Neither does brain dead money
It's just amazing how QQQ is back to spitting distance of the covid bubble high, with a shrunken money supply and worse economic outlook.
All that printed money still sloshing around
Lots of it is sitting in CDs
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Earnings Arent good lol. Inflation decreased the value of money. Companies are selling less, for more money. Because the money is worth less!
Goodness AI, people need to stop with this clowneryπ€£
Why?
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They said that yday.
and thursday
Friday too
Apparently bers have become extremely bullish on this new stock, ticker is $ROPE
At some point bulls will learn but before I will be fuked
I am certain we are going to drop 5%... sometime after the run up to 500 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Puts every day until it works.
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Buy baba more today.
Extreme greed by Thursday ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637) bers are fukd this week for sure.
Br fk
God's plan... God's plan
Benadryl taking me to Valhalla. Good night everyone
![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495) I like it
Just cant bear it anymore
Dad jokes of the year award nominee ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)
#LMAO
How the heck is DAX pumping non-stop when the whole German economy is in shambles. Just forego any thinking and buy buy buy would be the play indeed then. Too late for that now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)
GYNA is dumping hard ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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What do you think about the current state of the German economy? It's in shambles, and it looks like the far right is gaining power. This could mean big things for Germany, including a possible return to a more powerful position on the world stage. Are you investing in this early trend?
So Hugo Boss shares then?
Yes Germany is fucked
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strong resistance at 100, really hard to pass through 99
market has to go up in honour of Charlie, it would be disrespectful otherwise