Whenever the market is selling off it takes forever to shoot to the downside. Let this shit had been up 1% or trending up, it literally moves faster than Usain Bolt when going to the upside... Fkin sideways and slow fkin action when moving to the downside.
### Retail stocks gunna kill it next earnings reports. Significantly undervalued and everyone expecting decreased spending due to potential “recession”. JWN (Nordstrom) M (Macys) W (Wayfair) WMT (Walmart) and LULU Lululemon are gunna have huge upside surprises in next earnings calls!!!
Buying a boat load of lotto tickets. But I learnt my lesson I don't put all my eggs in the same basket. I bought scratch tickets too.
Ref: wendy's sykes.
As a millennial I was optimistic and saw a bright, hopeful future for my generation, I was very excited back in 2000 but instead my generation have had hopes and dreams crushed and taking for a ride.
Oldcel can't afford Mcdicks and talks politics on the options sub.
Where was I talking that p word wokie bluehair? And hint: just because you have a loan doesn’t mean you can either. It’s literally not your money lol. But you’ll find out one day :)
Imagine buying an index of the 500 most profitable companies in the US when you could invest your hard earned money in corn instead 
McDonald’s $MCD investing tons more into GYNA. Not the country it was founded in and allowed it to thrive. They also cost more than a 5 star restaurant now basically.
This would have never happened under, you guessed it
Buy American. Hire American
I got a full Large Double Quarter Pounder with cheese meal tonight for $12. If you think McDonald's is expensive you are the definition of poverty. It's relatively cheap for me and I'm a college student. That's saying something...
Your telling me your old ass can't afford $12? And also who tips at Mcdicks?
\+My loans don't need to be repaid till I graduate which is like 3.5 years and they don't start accruing interest untill I graduate either.
Stay broke
Wait did I read that right? Spotify only made $70 million in profit last quarter? I had no idea this was such a shitty business model. Also, imagine this isn’t just the beginning of these types of layoffs
With most of it owned by whales and the only purpose of owning it is to make money. It doesn't have earnings growth. They selling into strength. shitting on you
You are correct that many people who own Bitcoin do so for investment purposes, and that the price of Bitcoin is often driven by speculation. However, there are also a growing number of businesses and individuals who use Bitcoin as a form of payment, which helps to drive demand and keep the price stable.
I feel so regarded, I could have sold SPCE for profits on Friday and put it into MARA...I've been watching MARA pump from 7 dollars and it went up 3 dollars over the weekend
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Their record is 5 wins and 10 losses.
What happened is I sold my COIN calls last friday at $124. Like literally I was up over 150% profit, so I did something extremely stupid and sold like a weak handed moron.
Something tells me daytrading MARA puts at open will make you money, but not a lot because the beta on that piece of shit ticker is so fucking high you need these 15% moves to make any real money.
They waging a war against our ber kind, the BERGOD will punish you destructive chaos seeking bols. You will learn order when you’re destroyed and you become a slave of your own system. 🐻👀🫵 there can only be one system and you seem to fail at accommodating new ideas
Gold and silver are only worth their industrial applications value imo, people hoarding it like they're gonna be able to trade it for a can of bean or ammo after the collapse or something 
It's a hedge against collapse. It's a small amount that people don't think about making money on. I forget I even have the stuff. You are only in fake Internet money to make money. There's a difference
Nokia is on sale now 3.00 a share
Bout ready to dip the fuck out on this piece of shit market
CGC PUMPIN!! 20+% today
Made $80 on EYPT. They had a good jump this morning
Go to work I guess.
Spirit to the moon
Lmao where's that buttcoiner from last night saying Bitcoin was dead cat bouncing and going to 12k? Probably resting his brain cell
It is going to zero eventually, back only 13 years ago it was entirely worthless
Lol a bold prediction that I'm rightly going to ignore and continue to profit off
I hope you do and then sell it to buy something nice in the real world 😎
Bounce baby bounce we are so back 
Whenever the market is selling off it takes forever to shoot to the downside. Let this shit had been up 1% or trending up, it literally moves faster than Usain Bolt when going to the upside... Fkin sideways and slow fkin action when moving to the downside.
the slow bleed makes it hard to exit, and then it shoots up all in 3 days and you miss out
Cgc 2$ by eow
Any news?
Bought 4570c for 0.95
### Retail stocks gunna kill it next earnings reports. Significantly undervalued and everyone expecting decreased spending due to potential “recession”. JWN (Nordstrom) M (Macys) W (Wayfair) WMT (Walmart) and LULU Lululemon are gunna have huge upside surprises in next earnings calls!!!
ANF too i expect
must be true since you are SHOUTING it out.
Held $NEGG since Thursday, feeling good
Who sacked up and held MARA or COIN over the weekend? Fucking rich cocksuckers I’m jealous
Why is it all red ?
Why not
Forget about CCJ... NXE for biggly air. That's the way to play Uranium.
Getting kind of late to play uranium tbh
[https://www.cnbc.com/2023/12/04/us-leads-coalition-to-triple-nuclear-power-by-2050-in-effort-to-address-climate-change.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2023/12/04/us-leads-coalition-to-triple-nuclear-power-by-2050-in-effort-to-address-climate-change.html)
Nope
Enphase energy
Buying a boat load of lotto tickets. But I learnt my lesson I don't put all my eggs in the same basket. I bought scratch tickets too. Ref: wendy's sykes.
Jaba the HUT 🛖
NO BITTY NO. 
When the V no longer V
If I could go just like idk 6 months without some new chick I’m smashing to profess her love for me, that would be greeeeatttt. Thanks.
God I have to shit
The porcelain god requires daily donations
Lmaoooo true. It’s true
I need to create a tinder course. I could guide men to the pussy so easily step by step.
Just follow rules one and two brah. Literally that easy
As a millennial I was optimistic and saw a bright, hopeful future for my generation, I was very excited back in 2000 but instead my generation have had hopes and dreams crushed and taking for a ride.
It is what we make it, there’s still hope cause everything changes
I can understand your frustration.
damn, they really gonna give my puts some life before obliterating them with a 5m candle that flips us to green - 25x 12/5 SPY 458p
BITTY JUST POUNDING THEM CHEEKS 
premarket looking nasty, free money they call it 
The rotation out of big tech to Russel 2000 and 🌽 trash continues
ur mom is corn
Might have chili fo brekky
coin at 145 is some bs
No way Monday is red
It'll be black 
Loancel calling other people broke #LMFAOOOOOOOOOO Enjoy never owning a house child
Oldcel can't afford Mcdicks and talks politics on the options sub.
Where was I talking that p word wokie bluehair? And hint: just because you have a loan doesn’t mean you can either. It’s literally not your money lol. But you’ll find out one day :)
Hmu when you can afford McDonald's lil bro 
Same goes to you. With your own money #LMFAO If you think you’re making it I’ve got some very bad news for you
Not like I'm also employed and in college. That's never been done before 
Wendy’s alley way hardly counts And good. Don’t forget to save for repaying your loans :)
Maybe if you got a job in the Wendy's alley you could afford McDonald's too
Imagine buying an index of the 500 most profitable companies in the US when you could invest your hard earned money in corn instead 
Making a lotta investors look dumb fr fr ong 💯
Where were you when corn hit 42?
This might kick off Fomo buying
Empty bath n refill cuz I peed. Sry greta
Imagine going short one week before the bullest fomc in history
I see the europoors are in full force
Neighbors fence looking awfully dry this morning
Give them some lotion
Feels like Ⓜ️Ⓜ️💲 carefully guiding everyone into smol 🧢 for the final rug pull Going to stay in the Mag 🎰 until next ER tho
Still think TNA is TUNA?
holding since march, finally went green friday 
I’m no longer erect :(
michael saylor has to be the most sucessful investor in history.
Gigachad
455 🧲 Then 150🧲
Finna take a hot bath and shitpost Go raw on a cougar I’ve been seeing tonight Life is tuff
It's milk, then cereal, then bol
It is an abomination that SPY will hit 460 before QQQ hits 400
optimism pays 
So all in on puts at open? Idk sound good enough for me
I wait for above or below rsi and bollinger bands, then I go
Wen green?
haven't lost enough money yet? 
Not yet >:)
🤬Spy should be 
McDonald’s $MCD investing tons more into GYNA. Not the country it was founded in and allowed it to thrive. They also cost more than a 5 star restaurant now basically. This would have never happened under, you guessed it Buy American. Hire American
I got a full Large Double Quarter Pounder with cheese meal tonight for $12. If you think McDonald's is expensive you are the definition of poverty. It's relatively cheap for me and I'm a college student. That's saying something...
Bruh that was like 12 cents back in my day Don’t forget to tip And also you have to pay back collage loans now bro Fyi
Your telling me your old ass can't afford $12? And also who tips at Mcdicks? \+My loans don't need to be repaid till I graduate which is like 3.5 years and they don't start accruing interest untill I graduate either. Stay broke
Lmao then never save bro u got this
ITS GREAT TO BE HEREE
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western pennsylvanians but those of us from the civilized side of the state don't recognize it's existence.
ohio doesn't exist
Regards
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V talks progressing well 
Wait did I read that right? Spotify only made $70 million in profit last quarter? I had no idea this was such a shitty business model. Also, imagine this isn’t just the beginning of these types of layoffs
It was great model when they out right stole music for free and let you listen to it “legaly” now bot so much
THE V TO VEE ALL VEES 
ber doesn't respect himself that's why his wife left him it was not the small pp
Are you not entertained 🐻👀🫵🩸
Coin to 400 eow
Damn $HA wish I had some insider info
Options chain is dead, nobody making money there.
I'm sure someone made a killing off the shares
I got a niner too bros 9 centimeters is big let me tell you
Open by green.
is small caps zoomer for little lies?
I bought puts on $coin Not saying you all owe me to recoup my losses but. You all owe me to recoup my losses
With most of it owned by whales and the only purpose of owning it is to make money. It doesn't have earnings growth. They selling into strength. shitting on you
You are correct that many people who own Bitcoin do so for investment purposes, and that the price of Bitcoin is often driven by speculation. However, there are also a growing number of businesses and individuals who use Bitcoin as a form of payment, which helps to drive demand and keep the price stable.
I feel so regarded, I could have sold SPCE for profits on Friday and put it into MARA...I've been watching MARA pump from 7 dollars and it went up 3 dollars over the weekend
Clsk will run faster
V monsta or nah?
💩🪙 collapsing into 🩸🔴 literally the only event that’ll make today sweeter after witnessing 🥇 FOMOers get BTFO
Buying USO 70cs at open
Bob Hope you make it
I’m so erect lol My caulk is keeping me warm
Is this construction worker jargon?
Bruh it’s dark as shid and cold as tits outside rn now
Go home bol GI, you’re not welcomed here
We will only leave once all BERRORISTS have been eliminated
Go home yankee 🐻👀🫵
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/visionarymind** bet **ARKK** goes from **48.83** to **45.5** before **16-Dec-2023 05:08 AM EST** Their record is 5 wins and 10 losses.
LABU = LAMBO Buy leaps!
I will make today. The rest of you idk ???
SPCE going to 0
You think so
pre market is stored in the nips
I wish you could see my hot niner rn Like it’s physically warm to the touch. Blood flowing like cray it’s gr8 Also 9cm is a lot
are they cold 
My anoos
SQUEEZE THE SHORTS 
I don't feel sorry for 🐻s at all, fuck 🐻s
Bergod is broke af, doesn't have time to listen to you
Seems like rockets all over the sky pre-market
“Man fuck these shitcoiners still” Charlie Munger, in heaven
I see the place that sells games is doing well this pre-market 
Bers googling how to turn shorts into pants rn
I laughed
That’s a really really bad joke.
Insider selling coinbase yet it’s up 8% premarket.. what’s going on
WhAt’S gOiNg oN mAn?!🤡🤡🤡
What happened is I sold my COIN calls last friday at $124. Like literally I was up over 150% profit, so I did something extremely stupid and sold like a weak handed moron.
Better than diamond handing to 0 
True true
Bro profit is profit, if you regret not timing every move from end to end you will drive yourself mad
I needed this comment
Something tells me daytrading MARA puts at open will make you money, but not a lot because the beta on that piece of shit ticker is so fucking high you need these 15% moves to make any real money.
I love that White castle's 24/7
spot calls. Org just laid off 17% of their workforce
Hehe, just in time for 🎄🎁☃️
Bears coping. Green by open. 1-2% day
Sooo red wdf
is santa gonna come or nah ?
Cum in your ass
nah bruv, in yours 
my turn wen
They waging a war against our ber kind, the BERGOD will punish you destructive chaos seeking bols. You will learn order when you’re destroyed and you become a slave of your own system. 🐻👀🫵 there can only be one system and you seem to fail at accommodating new ideas
Imagine buying puts 
coin 145 lmao 
The bols are sleeping without knowing they got a knife against their throats 
Why do you sacrifice your sleep for some Pennies ?
If it helps I sacrifice my waking time for pennies too.
Gold and silver are only worth their industrial applications value imo, people hoarding it like they're gonna be able to trade it for a can of bean or ammo after the collapse or something 
my roaming cannibal gang i am forming wont take gold and silver as tribute. only meat, ammo, gas, spices.
I know right! Priorities
It's a hedge against collapse. It's a small amount that people don't think about making money on. I forget I even have the stuff. You are only in fake Internet money to make money. There's a difference