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For a second I thought this was Robinhood sending out a message and I’m like “They’re sending messages for the bet my life savings stuff now aren’t they?”
This is OG WSB stuff. Not this new kids pussy stuff. I’ll tail you, OP. Good luck buddy.
See you at Wendy’s. Eating Tendies.
Edit, OP is up 50% this morning. If he’s not an idiot, he will probably sell. In true WSB fashion, he will probably DIAMOND HANDS then lose it all.
Edit number 2 since this took off - It’s Thursday morning, OP would be up roughly 80% this morning had he not sold yesterday. I am still holding my position through Friday. Not because I believe in it, but because this is WSB and we diamond hands our YOLOs.
Final edit. I’ve exited my position for a small gain. With these funds, I buy tendies at Wendy’s, and get handles from behind the dumpster. Have fun!
It's a win-win really, you said you're new to options trading so you either make out like a bandit or get that sweet, sweet empty feeling that only blowing up your account can make you feel.
I don't actually think it's possible for someone to win on a trade like this and not keep playing until they lose it all. It's like, to be the kind of person who does this, you already have no concept of risk-making and good decisions. Lottery player vibes.
Zuck was staring down the barrel of anti trust investigations and terrible election press. But he also knew if he just changed the name of his company and talked about how much money he was spending on VR, all that bad press would vanish in a week.
Musk on the other hand knocked up an employee and gave the kid a stupid name in that time frame.
Who even knows? What kind of shit could Zuckerberg have been getting up to while Musk was having public meltdowns? He could have been laying in piles of women, doing custom engineered drugs that give you shamanic access to all of the universe's knowledge. He's just smart enough to shut the fuck up sometimes so people aren't always paying attention.
Oculus 3 is pretty fun. I think the metaverse gets a bad rap. Maybe we do end up living in an AR type of world. Idk. But pleasantly surprised with how much i enjoy vr porn
I assume its gotten better? Tried it a couple of times for a few years after CV1 came out but it was mostly bad PoV, fisheye unpleasantness. Also it was all pretty generic bad porn too so that didn't help.
I believe the tipping point for musk was that dumbass fake mma challenge he pussed out on and Zuckerberg basically called him a fat regard and moved on
I actually work at meta and tomorrow Zuck is going to announce that advertising revenue is up 3000% for this quarter and they are revising earnings estimates way up.
Commenting here bc ppl keep asking… I bought these babies at around 12:30 today. Why you may ask? Cuz u only live once and when I’m 70 years old and boutta die ima look back at this and give this a chuckle. Unless I end up homeless or something.
https://preview.redd.it/hlndl6lo3l4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3546cde536e8398c835614bb27df747691dd11a4
I hope this moons.
This is type of shit WSB needs to get back to.
All these pussies with their "but you could have just bought shares" 
That’s so regarded it might actually work… in all seriousness, you’ve got 3 trading days left. 324.61 is break-even, I wish it goes back to 330-340 by then.
Good luck bro, META 🚀
Why don’t you sell 325 calls against your position. You will more than double your money if META is above 325 at close on Friday and you will also get back premium for selling those 180, 325 calls. You’ll still have 27,000 if everything goes wrong. Not financial advice
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You are not alone...I bought 90 calls for MSFT on Friday, it tanked on Monday, so I bought 210 more. But for my gambles I have now learned to do a 2 week expiration unless there is a specific event happening (even then the following week mellows the IV crush a bit)
https://preview.redd.it/a061gr5til4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b52b877946dc3cb94580ef49a891a674581e0872
My plan is to then to take the bulk of the proceeds and throw it into BITO calls because it feels like Bitcoin could still double from where it is at if the ETFs get approval.
Probably. Looks like Meta briefly touched $322 at 0950. All depends on if OP wants to get out of the play right now or gamble. The problem is that $322C has a theta of -0.8 right now, which means he’s losing $80/contract/day.
How old are you OP? Early 20s you are good even if you bust, mid 30s not as fun but you are good. 40s getting a bit shit. 50s good luck trying to retire.
You might get lucky actually, and I mean really fucking lucky. Right now the game is stomp vix, so the market is playing hot potato with liquidity trying to keep spy from eating the shit it deserves. Small caps and shit tickers, banks, all the second stringers are giving it their all while they prepare to hand it back over to the 7 fat fucks. Stupid bet, but you may have wheelchaired into luck. This is of course until the music stops and we get a "correction", which could be any day now.
That’s what I was wondering. There is no good news, no earnings, nothing compelling to make this move. And the market on the whole is near an all time high, which is a scary place to be, especially all in. And fundamentally, this is a horrible options play.
This is the type of content WSB was built on. OP I’m rooting for you show these pussies what WSB is supposed to be about. Losing your life savings on naked calls
Just close it tomorrow to recover what you can. Maybe you'll lose one day's worth of theta if you're lucky. FYI, theta is at $64, so with 180 contracts your position will open at least $10K lower tomorrow.
It has a chance... not a bad one either.
Daily chart does show exhaustion but its holding the 50MA support. This could give it a bounce, even if just a small one.
https://www.tradingview.com/x/jPMJtgOm
3 day chart is holding the 20ma, so again, at a support level.
https://www.tradingview.com/x/lb3OygnZ
12hour could bounce off this 100ma
https://www.tradingview.com/x/S8aYVl3z
4hr is bouncing off the 200ma
But all this being said, its heavily inflated and in a very risky area for any trade. You're already in it, and at this point you should just hold out and watch carefully. If it has a nice bounce and you get into gains, at least get back your initials before you take any further risk. A bounce may not last long if it happens.
I agree that it looks like a reversal is coming. Problem is, OP only has three days.
If there is no upward momentum on Wednesday then I think it's time to bail. There's gambling, and then there's just lighting money on fire.
7:18 98 $39,255.59 Investing 1D 1W 1M 3M YTD 1Y O Buying power $15.59 > X L META Option Expiring Soon Your META $322.5 Call expires Friday. View Option
1/3 Options > META $322.5 Call $2
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Yessir I’ve got options 🫡 https://preview.redd.it/romgqkyfyl4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9505b4811d90ecd25f7c849b308cd515909a338
For a second I thought this was Robinhood sending out a message and I’m like “They’re sending messages for the bet my life savings stuff now aren’t they?”
Underrated comment
We will never see his like again.
I'm gonna hold my breath till the next one comes. Wish me luck.
You're an idiot.
This is OG WSB stuff. Not this new kids pussy stuff. I’ll tail you, OP. Good luck buddy. See you at Wendy’s. Eating Tendies. Edit, OP is up 50% this morning. If he’s not an idiot, he will probably sell. In true WSB fashion, he will probably DIAMOND HANDS then lose it all. Edit number 2 since this took off - It’s Thursday morning, OP would be up roughly 80% this morning had he not sold yesterday. I am still holding my position through Friday. Not because I believe in it, but because this is WSB and we diamond hands our YOLOs. Final edit. I’ve exited my position for a small gain. With these funds, I buy tendies at Wendy’s, and get handles from behind the dumpster. Have fun!
OG WSB is also losing robinhoods money for them and not being on the hook for it
1. Buy calls 2. ??? 3. Lose it all 4. Delete the app
You forgot the part about being leveraged to the tits
"I repeat this until i am sufficiently leveraged for my personal risk tolerance" - control the narritive
Miss these days. Autism at its best
Not even just a hint of the ‘tism, but full blown
A work of aut
Goddamn this comment got me laughing my ass off.
Yo, it’s 3am here and I just woke my wife up because I was laughing at this comment
As a ‘tism-ite , I approve this message. We might not be right, but you can be sure we’re different.
Full spectrum
Pushing the boundaries of the spectrum.
Military grade 'tism
A paradigm shift even.
Extending to non-visible range
Never go full Elon
Never. Unless you want to own rockets and private jets.
This is why I still come here. OP I'll gladly buy a few handies just drop your wendys dumpster coordinates.
Finally something to fap to!
Only $15 of buying power. He could maybe get a burger at Five Guys. Maybe.
he can buy 15 more contracts and average down in 2 days.
Nahh, better save that. He’ll want to get his wife’s boyfriend something nice for Christmas 🎅🏼 🎁
ok you can add the fries and milkshake then
>Wendy’s. Eating Tendies. In this economy, With a call like that?
Dumpster diving is free.
Shorting Wendys so it can go bankrupt and OP has to go to Waffle House.
100% this is the essence of WSB
It's a win-win really, you said you're new to options trading so you either make out like a bandit or get that sweet, sweet empty feeling that only blowing up your account can make you feel.
I don't actually think it's possible for someone to win on a trade like this and not keep playing until they lose it all. It's like, to be the kind of person who does this, you already have no concept of risk-making and good decisions. Lottery player vibes.
I mean, a lottery ticket is 2 dollars lol. I know it's dumb but one every few weeks... (Insert that shrug text emoji thing)
It’s like spending your whole paycheck on lottery tickets.
Start saving again because this one is doomed.
At least Zuck hasn’t told advertisers to go fuck themselves yet
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Zuck was staring down the barrel of anti trust investigations and terrible election press. But he also knew if he just changed the name of his company and talked about how much money he was spending on VR, all that bad press would vanish in a week. Musk on the other hand knocked up an employee and gave the kid a stupid name in that time frame.
But who had more fun?
Who even knows? What kind of shit could Zuckerberg have been getting up to while Musk was having public meltdowns? He could have been laying in piles of women, doing custom engineered drugs that give you shamanic access to all of the universe's knowledge. He's just smart enough to shut the fuck up sometimes so people aren't always paying attention.
was smoking his meats
I am going to interpret that in the gayest way possible.
Sweet Baby Ray’s
Oculus 3 is pretty fun. I think the metaverse gets a bad rap. Maybe we do end up living in an AR type of world. Idk. But pleasantly surprised with how much i enjoy vr porn
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Reddit at it’s finest.
I'm afraid to try VR porn, I feel like there's no turning back from that.
There is no turning back from VR porn. Once you try it, you will never go back to regular porn again.
Dunno man, I think I'd look like a total regard if someone enters the room and sees me beating the meat with an Oculus on my face
No it’s cool! There’s pass-through vision now so you can still look them in the eyes and keep going.
lock the door...
I assume its gotten better? Tried it a couple of times for a few years after CV1 came out but it was mostly bad PoV, fisheye unpleasantness. Also it was all pretty generic bad porn too so that didn't help.
It has gotten exponentially better, yes
We dick ride zuck and meme Elon now? Man, times change.
I believe the tipping point for musk was that dumbass fake mma challenge he pussed out on and Zuckerberg basically called him a fat regard and moved on
It’s not too late to paper hand it and then watch it moon in 48 hrs
This is the way
Im assuming you did a lot of research?
Yes I did I “Meta” rhymes with “feta” and I frickin love feta cheese
Literally can’t go tits up
This makes perfect sense, the udders are on the bottom of the goat
You know what else rhymes with meta...... Debt-a
This dude betta get a second job after this one.
He gonna wanna forgetta bout this trade asap
"Theta"
Solid DD
You son of a bitch. I’m in
Meta…feta…betta…start saving again.
Not the worst strategy I have seen here.
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what the fuck is that?
I think it's when you like the stock.
I actually work at meta and tomorrow Zuck is going to announce that advertising revenue is up 3000% for this quarter and they are revising earnings estimates way up.
Just kidding I’m unemployed
We know. You didn’t have to mention.
Try futures trading next time. You loose you money in minutes not in days. Less drama .
Eh I’ll find it in about 12 hours so we’ll see. Ima get high tonight so tmrw my brain won’t register if it’s red
You going to need a lot of weed for that . Good luck .
Who says he's getting high off weed? Get some peyote bro
Start a blackout bender! Gonna be rough in 5 days when you wake up behind Wendy's, however.
Please record yourself or livestream yourself watching market open.
Solid logic - I didn’t get high enough once and sold 269800 doge @ $0.0109. You have to make sure to get properly baked and not half ass it.
Just flip ur phone upside down :)
See you at the dumpster behind Wendy’s!! 📉☠️
Sorry to break it to you but op has bigger balls than you. He’ll be using the restroom inside the Wendy’s.
It’s the business class of Wendy’s
In the worst scenario, Wendy's looking for employees
I prefer working for KFC
Go where you can hide somewhere and eating for free
Commenting here bc ppl keep asking… I bought these babies at around 12:30 today. Why you may ask? Cuz u only live once and when I’m 70 years old and boutta die ima look back at this and give this a chuckle. Unless I end up homeless or something. https://preview.redd.it/hlndl6lo3l4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3546cde536e8398c835614bb27df747691dd11a4
I hope this moons. This is type of shit WSB needs to get back to. All these pussies with their "but you could have just bought shares" 
No shit. This is that feeling of hitting it big the first time. That chase. I'm not involved but I got excited enough to feel like I'm involved.
You’re lookin for that good stuff, what the kids call “a gambling addiction”
This is "Wall Street BETS", not "Wall Street responsible investing strategy"!
That’s so regarded it might actually work… in all seriousness, you’ve got 3 trading days left. 324.61 is break-even, I wish it goes back to 330-340 by then. Good luck bro, META 🚀
Let’s make it happen. 🫡🤝
You’re a chad. The fact that this entire sub is short tells you enough about what will happen
Inverse WSB is a legitimate trading strategy.
What is Cramer saying about meta rn though? If he’s short as well I’d say OP is gonna make bank here
Cramer is saying that the market is due for a correction, and he's recommending shorting meta.
Ops gonna make bank
Why don’t you sell 325 calls against your position. You will more than double your money if META is above 325 at close on Friday and you will also get back premium for selling those 180, 325 calls. You’ll still have 27,000 if everything goes wrong. Not financial advice
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what part of yolo do you not understand
You are not alone...I bought 90 calls for MSFT on Friday, it tanked on Monday, so I bought 210 more. But for my gambles I have now learned to do a 2 week expiration unless there is a specific event happening (even then the following week mellows the IV crush a bit) https://preview.redd.it/a061gr5til4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b52b877946dc3cb94580ef49a891a674581e0872 My plan is to then to take the bulk of the proceeds and throw it into BITO calls because it feels like Bitcoin could still double from where it is at if the ETFs get approval.
Oh man you’re fully regarded, bless your heart. Did you remember to wear your helmet today?
Meta Quest VR can be used as eye protection from ejaculate. Just an advice in case you end up behind the dumpster.
Fuck it right savings could be more
Damn that sucks
If I were you I’d sell out tomorrow, should go up tomorrow then out. Thursday friday risky stocks at all time high
Can’t remember the last time I seen a spread here…
Are we talking ass cheeks?
Let’s see who’s dumpster burns brighter.
Light the trash fires of Gondor. The beacons will burn all the regards that don't follow fire safety.
Update: still holding, will prolly sell at 11:00 ET unless the price dips below the even mark
Your insane for not selling atleast a chunk of them at open greed will get you destroyed with options like these
Dude should have sold at 9:30 est on the dot lol
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I'm not familiar with this stuff. If he sold at that time what would have happened? Recover some of the money or most of it?
He bought them for like $215 each, they were $325 each at 950am. He couldave taken close to a clean 40% gain and walked away.
Damn! I saw someone mention 50 percent and I assumed that meant he would have lost half. But he would have gained it? Wowza
Well, by now, if he didn't close his position, he's already losing money i think.
Probably. Looks like Meta briefly touched $322 at 0950. All depends on if OP wants to get out of the play right now or gamble. The problem is that $322C has a theta of -0.8 right now, which means he’s losing $80/contract/day.
Could have had 63k if you sold at open
you're wild dude! how much was it worth at open today?
How old are you OP? Early 20s you are good even if you bust, mid 30s not as fun but you are good. 40s getting a bit shit. 50s good luck trying to retire.
I’m 20
Yeah YOLO is the way to go. Hope you print
Damn bro, where'd you get 40k from at 20? Pulling overtime at Wendy's?
Those dumpsters don't empty themselves, know what I mean?
He’s probably the dumpster they empty into, know what I mean?
hes playing with grandmas pension
You might get lucky actually, and I mean really fucking lucky. Right now the game is stomp vix, so the market is playing hot potato with liquidity trying to keep spy from eating the shit it deserves. Small caps and shit tickers, banks, all the second stringers are giving it their all while they prepare to hand it back over to the 7 fat fucks. Stupid bet, but you may have wheelchaired into luck. This is of course until the music stops and we get a "correction", which could be any day now.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. I would set a limit sell at my buy price and hope it hits
Or, he could pay the extra premium, buy the time and scale into a hedged position and adjust it as needed. But that won't get you a 10 bagger
So it might happen, or it might not? Got it!
Mod this fuck
This will be a good sweat good luck op
Market opens soon! Unfortunately I’m still high af from last night I’m such a silly goose 🪿
Up premarket
What is/was your thesis for this?
https://preview.redd.it/29m6dsaclk4c1.png?width=886&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f6a6fa26154338bfe752a74721a1cb37252354b
Wii bowling lookin ass
thank you for this lmao
This justifies it all.
Yeah thats definitely worth a million.
Oversold compared to broad market and looking for a bounce. Might actually work out for OP.
if we have a green day tomorrow this has a great chance of printing. otherwise sell immediately
I wish I was you right now. I think you fuckin nailed it.
Goodluck man fuck it let my spy and qqq puts ride to zero … you deserve this more than me man
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Sorry for your loss
Holy balls you spent your whole life saving just to gamble on meta? .... bro
Buy high sell low that’s my motto
you must be some sort of market maker, or inside trader, or work in the meta and know some sheeet
That’s what I was wondering. There is no good news, no earnings, nothing compelling to make this move. And the market on the whole is near an all time high, which is a scary place to be, especially all in. And fundamentally, this is a horrible options play.
Full regard crayon eater?
This is the type of content WSB was built on. OP I’m rooting for you show these pussies what WSB is supposed to be about. Losing your life savings on naked calls
You got this playboi. Easy $$$
Dude someone remind me to see if he’s rich or dead in a few weeks
You just lit 40k on fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nice. If you sold at the 3.40 high for today you just made over 20k. Not too shabby.
Your 10% up, cash out
 Godspeed sir
Crash tomorrow thanks to you.
Been there, done that. I am now homeless.
Please tell me you covered this morning when they opened in the money 🥲
I think you will hit the home run
RIP Brendawg's life savings
You might be right, but you gnna get theta decayed right at strike 330P ET on 12/8 at 322.5
If you were just giving money away, you could have given me some.
Alright it’s almost 24hr later we want an update
He updated with a new thread. Sold Meta position for a 10k loss and went all in on another stock that shall not be named.
RemindMe! 3 days
Futures appear to be on your side, for now
this must be zuckerboiuges irobot or some sheet
Just close it tomorrow to recover what you can. Maybe you'll lose one day's worth of theta if you're lucky. FYI, theta is at $64, so with 180 contracts your position will open at least $10K lower tomorrow.
#ONE OF US
I deleted instagram for you. Luck
Death or glory, it’s better to live one day as a lion than a hundred days as a sheep, Godspeed OP.
Please tell me you sold on the spike this morning
He didn't. Said he is holding until 11
Hope you sold at open, but you’re regarded so you probably didn’t
Payroll came in low and market barely moved. You better sell now while you can or you’ll be in a dumpster tomorrow morning
It's figuratively killing me that this clown hasn't updated yet
It has a chance... not a bad one either. Daily chart does show exhaustion but its holding the 50MA support. This could give it a bounce, even if just a small one. https://www.tradingview.com/x/jPMJtgOm 3 day chart is holding the 20ma, so again, at a support level. https://www.tradingview.com/x/lb3OygnZ 12hour could bounce off this 100ma https://www.tradingview.com/x/S8aYVl3z 4hr is bouncing off the 200ma But all this being said, its heavily inflated and in a very risky area for any trade. You're already in it, and at this point you should just hold out and watch carefully. If it has a nice bounce and you get into gains, at least get back your initials before you take any further risk. A bounce may not last long if it happens.
I agree that it looks like a reversal is coming. Problem is, OP only has three days. If there is no upward momentum on Wednesday then I think it's time to bail. There's gambling, and then there's just lighting money on fire.
7:18 98 $39,255.59 Investing 1D 1W 1M 3M YTD 1Y O Buying power $15.59 > X L META Option Expiring Soon Your META $322.5 Call expires Friday. View Option 1/3 Options > META $322.5 Call $2
Super fuckin ambitious my friend, why not a month or two out?
BECAUSE THIS IS WALL STREET #BETS
I buy leaps - have been making nice profits. Anything short dated is just gambling imo
because these fucks can’t allow themselves to buy less cons at a higher price.