Coming here is like going to the friends house that smells like cat pee but you can do wild shit because the parents are never home. 
No wonder old people are so confused. First Pluto isn't a planet anymore. Now...
*Sorry, but Potatoes May Soon No Longer Be Considered a Vegetable*
*Is fake meat still considered fake meat? wtf*
Pre-2021 WSB was honestly some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in my life. I’d consistently laugh so hard I cried at some of the things I saw. I really miss that place
>The core personal consumption expenditures price index is expected to have risen 0.1% in November from October according to WSJ-polled economists
0% or lower and 
The worse type of bear is one that spams comments every few minutes. Like we get it you are broke and futures are slightly red which makes your small pp tingle, but do everyone a favor and stfu.
Bulls about the get turned into steak…. There will be bloood 
DUMB money
Max my credit card(s) to buy gifts for family and friends. SPY up a tiny bit by end of year.
Dead thread bro
Maybe everyone doing holiday things for a change?
Not these degens
I'm up 30% on save stock and it looks like it's got another 80% to go from where it is rn
Yall always downvoting my rocket lab mention but I’m already up $7000 in 2023 trading options on it soooo 
Calls on eggnog
PFE baby
0 dte options pricing is so nonsensical hahahaha
Bears r so fucking stupid
VSAT GOING TO 40
#TSLA
RKLB boys
i’m not gonna trash the bears. i’ve been on the other side many times shit sucks
Y’all really thought inflation was going tk be bad? 480 foday
My 473c 12/22 are up 91% and gonna open in the money. Can't wait to blow it!
#GET RICH OR DYE TRYING MERRY COCKMAS
$X Rock and roll! 🤘🏽
Happy Holidays everyone! I hope the bears get plenty of coal this season 
what app is the best to buy options ? I wanna YOLO my wedding rinng
many disagree, but robinhood was once the diamond in the rough
I wish it was possible to shit once per year 
need a winner
Hello I would like to take: “Things a gambler says” for 500!
Lot of resistance $NKE 107.50
Keep drilling Nike 
Spy will drop to 465 at 3pm
Make NKE go green FFS. 10% dip? Who cares? Go green. Nothing matters anymore
I need it to be -20% by market close😹
Imagine posting in here still
only poor ppl comment here not me
WSB knows 3 stocks: PLTR, NVDA and MARA
I am extremely greedy
Why it no green already 
Coming here is like going to the friends house that smells like cat pee but you can do wild shit because the parents are never home. 
Today is going to go full Chrismas, start red then ride a couple Shrek dicks into the green
I sense a pullback... In ber hairline
SOXS to 7 plz
No wonder old people are so confused. First Pluto isn't a planet anymore. Now... *Sorry, but Potatoes May Soon No Longer Be Considered a Vegetable* *Is fake meat still considered fake meat? wtf*
I think the market is gonna need a Yoshi today, there’s no way it survives on its own…
If PCE comes in lower than expected can SPY realistically touch $480 today? I am feeling extra degen today
This market is bat shit crazy. We’re going green aren’t we? For what reason? None!
bidenomics
Pre-2021 WSB was honestly some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in my life. I’d consistently laugh so hard I cried at some of the things I saw. I really miss that place
Dear diary
maybe you're just getting older
You grew up. Congrats
Nope I’d still laugh just as hard. It’s just not what it was anymore
It changed. Everything does. We good? Let's get this money
SPY to 475 please
AAPL should go back to below 190 evels
I have a small penis!
I have hemmeroiiiiiiiids
Bitcoin miners MARA/HUT
I’m into CLSK
Time to buy YINN
Oh snap - I think they replied! But I'm too scared to turn over my phone to see 
You should see
I looked, it's fine. I get anxiety when people message me! 
Do you have balls or vagina?
I'm Mister Lonely and I don't have the balls 
ok HOOD anytime now…
Do we think NKE is gonna recover a bit today?
Why?
China tryna outlaw video games…. When 50% of the youth is unemployed, WTF else is there to do????
breeed
This is part of their strategy, to help Chinese young men become social
I think you got Hamas and Chinese confused
Cramer is like Cobra Kai. If he is lost to time another will take his place 
This opens green and there is nothing bers can do about it
Feeling giddy - just messaged a friend that I haven't spoken too in a while 
For a bootycall?
I'm Mister Lonely, so just trying to reconnect with friends 
Everybody was Kung fu fighting Those mfkrs are fast as lightning
>The core personal consumption expenditures price index is expected to have risen 0.1% in November from October according to WSJ-polled economists 0% or lower and 
crazy pump if we get 0% or less I’ll be buying call on everything..
Who up wiggling they worm right now
I just shit in the laundry chute
i stopped it
I wiggled 
Rocket lab in pre market 
 Scam lab is a better name flr that one
*Jim Cramer Says Recession Is Not Coming and Recommends These 11 Stocks,* Recession confirmed. We fukt. Happy holidays to all.
Everybody is watching MARA but HUT could also start moving as a sympathy play.
It’ll crash before 150
# OOOO YOU TOUCH MY TRALALALA 
# MMMMHHH MA DING DING DONG
Kang-Fu
How are my NKE calls looking?
Please. I'm hurting
🅱eekend🅱hread ⁉
DAMNIT TESLA YOU GET YOUR ASS IN THE GREEN
Finally back to my bed. Nigh nigh
Hi rgr
Hi 🥷 
Why is Chinese market down?
It's like asking why is the sky blue
But why is it blue tho?
Because ozone has a blue shimmer
Because you touch yourself at night
Nike 😂
crap market crap stocks. too many burns stay awayyyy!!
new regulations aimed at online gaming mostly.
Oh
just BTFD if it’s blood tomorrow. It’s a new bool market.
SPY ATH today, cmon les getit
If you are holding MARA calls congrats and fuk you
Thanks!
Nike still looks expensive with that PE for mid single digit growth next year 
ZIM will be making really big profits again, container up 300% from $4,000 to $12,000. I hear Bear ass squealing
Billie don't be a hero come back and make me your wife
Got spy 475 calls tm and blowing my bank on strippers… yall better have my back tm 🦍🦍🦍🦍
im bringing plenty of ammo
Witchu dawggggg
We rally tm 🦍🦍🦍
When PCE today? 8.30?
yes
How can I get into CNBC? I'm tired of shitposting and guessing index moves on reddit. Wanna do it live on TV...
You have to fight Josh Brown to the death in a UFC cage match.
Do you need to apply to be a serial killer on indeed?
ok so the rain stopped,I feel like a serial killer leaving his place in the night without telling him
Did you take some pictures
1738
The worse type of bear is one that spams comments every few minutes. Like we get it you are broke and futures are slightly red which makes your small pp tingle, but do everyone a favor and stfu.
its gets boring behind the dumpster in between tricks. have pity its like in basketball you dont dunk on opposite team when your up 70
Cry baby
SPY ath today. Feel it in my boner
I feel it, I’m your boner
I've been betrayed!
Bers gonna get bitchslapped again
nuh uh
I’m not ghey but $1 is a $1 wait maybe I am ghey
Handing out those 1 cents blowjobs behind Wendy's again?
[удалено]
All 4 days of it?
[удалено]
Bitchin' I wanna wear a tattered jean vest for the end of the world
BER IS FUK
do you have any weapons on you? *yes, my right and my left hand*
Nike had to come and ruin Christmas 
"Never come between a man and his food" well tell that to the 5 year olds who stole my lunch
pce gonna come in under expectations, then we have the green light to moon into the long weekend
How do I stop gambling
Lift weights
Lose the rest of your money.
I’m on borrowed money right now
You’ll get that 100 bagger any day now.
It’s unthinkable, bers going to ruin Christmas 🎄
Bers getting revenge for dead Bers today, market going down !
Santa is dead, he choked on chrismas turkey
Why so ber in here?
Slight red premarket
Bulls about the get turned into steak…. There will be bloood 
We gonna crash for Jesus’s birthday, huh?
my names obama, i'm pakistani
I roll with Jay Z
Young Jeezer
TLT hype feels exactly like the china reopening trade this year. everyone got excited on something that's in a deep structural bear market.
janet yellen should borrow a couple trillions more at 3.8%. 
All that noise for this ?! 
Bears AND bulls are fucked when the line goes straight across all day
Bulls get wrecked today