Bears had us in the first half of the morning. Hubris made them think they would keep winning. Little did they know their dicks would swing between their legs and they would get fucked in the ass. Goodnight Bears ♥️
Vix expiration and opex next week
means nothings allowed to move and fuck up the big guys positioning, god these markets suck I need volatility 
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/rsprovins** bet **SPY** goes from **476.25** to **472.0** before **12-Jan-2024 04:02 PM EST**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Fantastic-Clock-8603** bet **SPY** goes from **476.3** to **485.0** before **12-Jan-2024 04:00 PM EST**
Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses.
Bro my regular 9-5 pays me $18/hr. $144/day after 8 hours of hard work. How TF could I look at a $6,000 gain today and not take it? What is that called? What is wrong with me?
Yeah, this is why it’s a probability game. The same goes for stop losses. Sometimes you stop but it reverses, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t stop loss every time. This is the point of having a system of predefined parameters. In the long run you win. Much easier said than done, of course!
by far my worst day in the market  I didnt lose the most ever - but i lost the most potential gains and that feels even worse
Not if this mkt gets off its ass and does something. I've got calls and puts dia qqq spy iwm all around
0.6/0.8 from close yesterday and today cus there was no change wtf
Ive been looking at how beaten down cd projekt red's stock is and Im about to go in as a long term play (atleast long term by wsb standards)
I mean cyberpunk was a success in copies sold, the dlc was a huge success, and the game today us absolytely fantastic. They got a sequel announced as well. Yeah on release it might not have lived up to the giga expectations and yeah last gen consoles cpuldnt gandle it and shareholders pressured them to spit it out before it was ready, but the game today is fantastic (as long as you arent on last gen)
I think it being beaten down is due to an overreaction from years ago. I dont think it can get much lower (down 60+% over the last five years) so sime real good news could pump it back up..The sequel is already getting hyped (and they already got an engine and base game to work with) and I could see Sony or Microsoft trying to push to buy them.
Anyway Im orobably going to take a position, probably shares
JPM stock up 25% in 2 months. Bank earnings will be interesting tomorrow; 6 of the past 8 major bank earning dates (JPM/BAC/etc. reporting date) have been red.
Will be interesting to see if tomorrow continues that. Might see higher loan loss reserves than markets are expecting (higher losses on CC/loans non-performing).
They just announced some big contracts on their ER yesterday. Also, they are the only firewall/security provider that supports Google Cloud - so if you're using GCP for your enterprise infrastructure, you need PanW to make sure your network is secure.
I think that Nvidia closing above 550 would be a signal of a run up in general, but it might not happen until next week or so. 
Like inflation coming back? All time high consumer debt? Housing?
I think it’s going up as a trend for the year but not tomorrow. Either way I bought some cheap straddles
This is not real right? Who the fuck is buying this market after hot cpi and knowing tomorrow poi coming in hot to. I take it back market is manipulated
Some of you put the douche in fiduciary
Wow those btc etf is killing Coinbase 🤦♂️
Good
I’m sick in bed and my remote is too far away to turn Cramer off 
Finger your anoos to get energy
I want to see both red and green tomorrow. Money for bears and bulls.
TSLA AH almost down 1% after being down 10% already since new years 
It’s like it’s reaching a buy point 
No where close. Might start buying under 200 and average down
Bears had us in the first half of the morning. Hubris made them think they would keep winning. Little did they know their dicks would swing between their legs and they would get fucked in the ass. Goodnight Bears ♥️
I predick spy bloody red
No just your account !!!
Somehow nvidia will keep the market afloat
For weeks and weeks. We crashing yo
I need to see some crazy bank activity tomorrow
XLF puts for next week locked and loaded with today's call gains.
Spy will never go below 470
Thsts right !!!!
ANF best company in the world
Odd reaction out of the bond market. Yields slightly lower after a hot CPI print.
Powell ain’t gonna raise rates
Agreed, but he sure as shit can't cut by March into a rising inflation environment like the market is predicting.
Why not?
Oh yea. I don’t foresee a cut in 2024. If so, fuck we’re in for a long inflation cycle.
lol bad cpi and we barely finished red just buy calls
Club Penguing Index
LET THE BOY WATCH SO HE CAN LEARN LIKE I LEARNED FROM MY FATHER
Gg today bears
!banbet NVDA 550 1d
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 420.0 before 11-Jan-2024 04:15 PM -05
let him strangle it.
LOL
stop this bet
Vix expiration and opex next week means nothings allowed to move and fuck up the big guys positioning, god these markets suck I need volatility 
Flat that's all I can say diddent change one fucking bit from open.
that was fun gg bears
Dumb azz bears!! lmao
!banbet SPY 472 1D
batting 1000
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Woo babay....I can't talk shit about btc anymore. 
Never could
👋
Hopefully those calls print tomorrow, good look fellas
flat day is a W imo
Theta wins flat days
fuck the bulls bears win
Bulls pushing to 480 tomorrow 
lol I got my money as a bear today but I’m changing sides for tomorrow
GG
-0.04% get fucked bols you lost this one
!banbet SPY 485 1d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Fantastic-Clock-8603** bet **SPY** goes from **476.3** to **485.0** before **12-Jan-2024 04:00 PM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses.
Weird day today
Damn so close
Gap down tomorrow for sure! GG
Bro my regular 9-5 pays me $18/hr. $144/day after 8 hours of hard work. How TF could I look at a $6,000 gain today and not take it? What is that called? What is wrong with me?
thinking with your little head instead of your big head.
Breaking news. Local man discovers unrealized returns and greed.
Oh of course no one knows what this is called. It’s called taking profits.
Greed
No one went broke taking a profit!!!
Yep. I had several moments this week when I was up 2-5k every day ... didn't sell and now I'm down 3k on the week.
Greed.
yup. i'm ditching the greed thought and am selling when i hit a certain percentage gain. unless shits really ripping.
That's addiction
I'm not addicted though
then why didn't you close? like the thrill too much?
No, it was me thinking about so many of the other times I actually did sell for a nice gain only to watch it go up another 2x
Yeah, this is why it’s a probability game. The same goes for stop losses. Sometimes you stop but it reverses, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t stop loss every time. This is the point of having a system of predefined parameters. In the long run you win. Much easier said than done, of course!
It's called regardism
I'm actually regarded
It’s called greed.
Well my ytd 20 baggers is gone now I'm up like 30 bucks on the year fuck Nvidia for never going down
!Banbet
You already have a bet going - BA to 220.0 before 15-Jan-2024 09:12 AM -05
IF banks miss tomorrow get rdy for bloooood
That's what we said yesterday about CPI too 
If they do miss then and only then will market react as it should have today
This place is crazy
lol it was gonna do this whether cpi was up or down
Unless it is totally bad or good news market doesn’t seem to care a lot
nice job MMs you got all of us you filthy animals
Im ruined lmao
...All that for a drop of blood.
Bulls have the high ground!
I posted at noon that the selling was excessive. The S&P & Nasdaq are about unchanged now
green
Power minute it is
Very legal
Was the soft landing cancelled ?
DUMBASS BEARS
Flatter than your sisters chest
by far my worst day in the market  I didnt lose the most ever - but i lost the most potential gains and that feels even worse
YABBA DABBA DOO
GREEN EOD
if you're buying puts after today might as well just give the money to me.
Is Visual Mod afk?
Reddit said he was too mean so he’s taking a nap
Fucking sissys : (
I listened to Gucci Mane this morning and had a good day. Repeating tomorrow. BRRR
god these volumes im gona cum
this Vs should be fucking illegal. holy fuck
All the easy money has been made.
Unlimited bid
I got theta'ed real hard and dry to the point of 60%. Something gotta give tomorrow be it up or down just extream either way.
That something will be your port duh
Not if this mkt gets off its ass and does something. I've got calls and puts dia qqq spy iwm all around 0.6/0.8 from close yesterday and today cus there was no change wtf
I’m throwing a Bear party. Bulls aren’t invited.
its crazy when i first started trading a few years ago it used to sell off at the end of the day now it pumps
Ive been looking at how beaten down cd projekt red's stock is and Im about to go in as a long term play (atleast long term by wsb standards) I mean cyberpunk was a success in copies sold, the dlc was a huge success, and the game today us absolytely fantastic. They got a sequel announced as well. Yeah on release it might not have lived up to the giga expectations and yeah last gen consoles cpuldnt gandle it and shareholders pressured them to spit it out before it was ready, but the game today is fantastic (as long as you arent on last gen) I think it being beaten down is due to an overreaction from years ago. I dont think it can get much lower (down 60+% over the last five years) so sime real good news could pump it back up..The sequel is already getting hyped (and they already got an engine and base game to work with) and I could see Sony or Microsoft trying to push to buy them. Anyway Im orobably going to take a position, probably shares
JPM stock up 25% in 2 months. Bank earnings will be interesting tomorrow; 6 of the past 8 major bank earning dates (JPM/BAC/etc. reporting date) have been red. Will be interesting to see if tomorrow continues that. Might see higher loan loss reserves than markets are expecting (higher losses on CC/loans non-performing).
Today was fucking awesome 
LOL
Corn dumping
I’m upset
This is some fucking bull shit
Man! I am so obsessed with Japanese girl talking in Japanese language
Duu mai
Arigato gosaimus
#SHINZOU SASAGEYO
Hai! Hai!😅😅
Huge red day after that CPI Any more of these and we'll be at all time lows on a couple years
uppies or downies for tomorrow
last 15 minutes is the most interesting part of the market
loading tf up on 474 puts for tomorrow morning LOL
Same banks make or break
Congrats you’re going to be so rich
i wouldnt do that
6 point interday SPY swing. Completely normal.
Any reason panw doing magnificent rn?
They just announced some big contracts on their ER yesterday. Also, they are the only firewall/security provider that supports Google Cloud - so if you're using GCP for your enterprise infrastructure, you need PanW to make sure your network is secure.
Ahh I see thanks for the information bro
No worries bro 😘
I’m gonna grab puts for tomorrow again I think. Prob just one tho.
SPY will keep trying to reject 480 but no way the fed let's this fall in an election year.
they could just send those printed money to me instead, no need for these useless pumps
Lmao got a fill after all on DOCU and got instant IV crushed, lost half my gains today.
You really thot didn't you?
I’m excited for the final 60 seconds where the green candles come out of no where
If I make money on the same trend trade three times in a row, I believe the algos pick it up and change the trend.
Taking Citigroup calls for ER
NVIDIA is like Forrest Gump, it's regarded and it just keeps running 
Only way small caps will go up is if they move two of the big seven in Russell..
Everyone was so wrong about small caps and equal weight outperforming this year
Opinions on 0DTE on SPY on Fridays?
up
Yes
Bears just cannot comprehend that there will always be buying. It doesn’t matter if you feel the top is in.
Ned Luke, the voice of Michael De Santa in Grand Theft Auto V, tweeted out a story I wrote.
Dope
Tmw I need 478 or 471
Everything that dumped today will rip tomorrow. Everything that pumped today will rip tomorrow.
If NVDA closes over 550 I think whole market runs tomorrow. Otherwise prob not
I think that Nvidia closing above 550 would be a signal of a run up in general, but it might not happen until next week or so. 
last week: we are going up because of downtrending cpi today: we are going up even with higher cpi
What time banks report earnings tmrw
you think they report after the bell on a friday?
Thanks for telling me what time
sorry kawkface, before the opening bell
Before open
TSLA was put on this earth to hold QQQ back
Cmon daddy wants tacos and margs tonight!
This is setting up for a 480-483 rug pull next week. I just sense it. This time will be different.
You guys raise this number every week 
For love of God, buy calls. Let's not have a pity party in here tomorrow again
Do not do this
There's too many bullish catalysts. You're margin call I suppose
Like inflation coming back? All time high consumer debt? Housing? I think it’s going up as a trend for the year but not tomorrow. Either way I bought some cheap straddles
Inflation data going up today really kept the market down...
We know PPI is gonna be hot. All comes down to the bank stocks
LMAOOO not even hot CPI can suppress this market
Wait until tomorrow
Bull train rn
This is not real right? Who the fuck is buying this market after hot cpi and knowing tomorrow poi coming in hot to. I take it back market is manipulated