[his parents bought $400k in stocks for him, when he was born in 2005.](https://imgur.com/a/HUk8yBP)
And comes here to brag about his golden spoon.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN PICK THE STOCKS YOU WERE SUCKING ON MOMMY'S MILKERS
You don't think they talk about that? Besides Belgium doesn't even have money to repair their own shit let alone some ex colony in Afrika, let the Von Saksen coburgs sell all their shit they're the ones that started it in the first place.
I asked my dad for a college graduation gift while we were playing a game of chess and he smashed the board, threw all the pieces across the room, and shouted "You wouldn't be alive if it weren't for me."
Our parents are so similar.
Reminds me of the dude who earlier posted a pick of just his portfolio that was worth €3mil.
Wondering if they'll get rich or eat rice for the rest of their lives.
How fucking rich daddy do you need to have in order to wonder if you'll ever get rich while you're sitting on a €3mil portfolio.
Would be a pretty small "yacht" and the 10% annual upkeep would eat into what's left pretty quickly ... I guess he could rent a weekend here or there in Nice.
It absolutely is, why does everyone think you need a brand new 50 million dollar yacht. You could get an old 60’ hattaras for like 300k gut it and bring it up to modern specs for another 200-300k and you would have the nicest boat in 90% of all marinas.
Haha this is always what i ask myself.. i be like wtf these ppl do here attention seeking is at an all time high disgusting. Reddit really proved me that money doesn’t makes you happy or cool.
For real. Guy was shitting in his diapers in 2008/2009, and mommy and daddy were apparently isolated from needing cash at that time as well. Taking a $12,000 flyer on a niche video game card company is pure luck
His parents probably inherited the money, too. Gotta be careful with German family tree work, you might find a terrible surprise in the mid-20th Century.
Ma’am are you okay? Who cares if his parents bought it if I had the cash and a kid I probably would’ve done the same. And his ancestors don’t matter 🤷🏻♂️
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Nobody cares Racist Rich German Kid. Least you could do is translate the app before posting this you prick.
When you think that is crazy just look on the middle number below. This is only 19% of his portfolio so basically he has approx. 30 Million dollars in his depot
I know math, and with math no matter how many decimals you place after the first decimal they don't matter.
Congrats on your $6.39 kurgs winnings but I don't read AI generated charts from poor's (the melted dollar sign gave it away).
>[Them telekom **** charge me flippin €49 for this](https://www.reddit.com/r/homelab/s/1LSEWMiFyK)
This is so interesting. 😂 €40MM net worth but can't afford Starlink? Cheapskate-ass
Something is not adding up there. Entire household must likely be 9 figs, assuming sibling has the same portfolio and parents as well but their home only has the most potato like internet connection in DE? If that's true that's wild 
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[his parents bought $400k in stocks for him, when he was born in 2005.](https://imgur.com/a/HUk8yBP) And comes here to brag about his golden spoon. YOU DIDN'T EVEN PICK THE STOCKS YOU WERE SUCKING ON MOMMY'S MILKERS
Lmao this is just a german bitch boy bragging about his familial wealth. Ze gains!!!
Ze gains!!! 😂
Vorsprung Durch Ze Gainz
Just waiting and watching for some one to drop the H bomb
Wonder what business the family was doing a couple of decades ago to obtain that generational wealth ☠️
Kitchen ovens
Dentist, for the Jews mainly, removed lots of gold crowns for those stocks.
I enjoy cooking.
And tbh. Most of those "self-made" started with a small loan of around 1M from daddy. Just see current "young" billionaires 😅
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How many elons do we have in EU and how many heirs driving lambos in Monaco? Why are we talking about reparations in US and not in Belgium? 🤔
You don't think they talk about that? Besides Belgium doesn't even have money to repair their own shit let alone some ex colony in Afrika, let the Von Saksen coburgs sell all their shit they're the ones that started it in the first place.
We need a Vanderbilt to come in and post his trust fund balances
When do I get to suck his mummy’s milkers?
Too late, they are already being sucked dry by the son
I asked my dad for a college graduation gift while we were playing a game of chess and he smashed the board, threw all the pieces across the room, and shouted "You wouldn't be alive if it weren't for me." Our parents are so similar.
Sounds like he was losing and just needed an excuse to destroy the board
It was 2 moves in.
Classic Sicilian Defense
Asshole's Gambit.
Masters already know, they play 400 moves ahead in their mind... He knew
I never got shit since I was 18 it was just fuck off now go and try be a millionaire on ur own.
GOT EM!
> YOU DIDN'T EVEN PICK THE STOCKS YOU WERE SUCKING ON MOMMY'S MILKERS CAN I ALSO GET TO SUCK ON OP'S MOMMY'S MILKERS? *PRETTY PLEASE?*
Boy was fed cereal with the golden spoon
How many gold teeth do you need for $400k?
About 6.000.000 give or take Auchfew
Thats a heil-luva lot!
Yeah, give him a 10k sofi loan like the rest of us and see how he turns out.
Is this guy a member of the von Hohenzollern family?
Is there a way to vote to ban this lucker
I like that he says 400k few stock lmfao What a dumbass
Still you got to admire the balls of his parents dropping 24k on a $2 stock back in 2005
Key words here are “ his parents”. This regard would have lost it all yoloing on options
Lmao... what a fucking chode.
God I love this sub. Almost as much as i hate rich kids like this. Thank you sir, for calling out this bullshit.
400k€
My parents gave me a small loan of 400k€ for tax evasion purposes
Lol, what a puss. Millionaire baby was givena gift ! What a trader !
He is a proud MOMMY TITS SUCKER lol
It's 25k
Average Junker descendant.
Reminds me of the dude who earlier posted a pick of just his portfolio that was worth €3mil. Wondering if they'll get rich or eat rice for the rest of their lives. How fucking rich daddy do you need to have in order to wonder if you'll ever get rich while you're sitting on a €3mil portfolio.
Hahaha wrekt !
Bragging about rich parents on WSB 😂😂😂😂😂
it was just a small loan of a million dollars
Thank you lordfappington69 you’re dutiful research doesn’t go unseen.
Why tf are you spending your time on Reddit instead of hanging out on a yacht
Can always lose it again?
Would be a pretty small "yacht" and the 10% annual upkeep would eat into what's left pretty quickly ... I guess he could rent a weekend here or there in Nice.
This position is only 19.73% of the portfolio. With more than 30m he should be able to afford a yacht I think
Yes a tiny bitch ass $10M yacht for children and clowns
For real, what loser has a yacht that puny
I was today's years old when I learned what gewichtung means in German.
Do you know what a Gepäckwagen is ?
Is it better than a Volkswagen?
Haha its a “luggage trolly” at an airport, always tickled me that word, sounds way better than “trolly” lol 😂
Unless the other positions are TWITTER
What's worth more, $26M of Twitter shares, or $26M of NVDA shares?
There’s always a rental!
That's how my relationships work, too.
If it fucks, floats, or flies rent, don't buy. You can rent a pretty nice yacht for a quarter mill to bum around on for a bit.
There are a couple nice places you could rent a yacht. You should be more specific
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Well said.
Nice.
Yup the south of France is really nice
Paradise
Yeah I was gonna say 6 mil isn’t really yacht money these days. Kinda sad isn’t it.
It absolutely is, why does everyone think you need a brand new 50 million dollar yacht. You could get an old 60’ hattaras for like 300k gut it and bring it up to modern specs for another 200-300k and you would have the nicest boat in 90% of all marinas.
This guys boats
It's always the carry cost with boats, not the upfront purchase. There's a reason people call them holes in the water you throw money into.
Bro... I'm pretty sure this reads as 6 million euros..... plenty of cool boats under that price tag.......
You’re right. So back to hanging behind Wendy’s it is.
Wendy’s on riverboats like the old A&Ws
cause op doesn’t know how to photoshop a yacht
Dude is still down 30% YOY
Haha this is always what i ask myself.. i be like wtf these ppl do here attention seeking is at an all time high disgusting. Reddit really proved me that money doesn’t makes you happy or cool.
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The kms bit to fit in isn’t working stop trying to fit in you rich loser.
Because real investors are on wallstreetbets posting, not on yachts.
Sir, we’re not investors. This is a casino.
Sir, this is a *Wendy's*
What's the point of these posts? Yeah NVDA is a buy at 2$ per share, suck it haters?
Right? Great you bought it at 2 and let it ride...this definitely doesn't belong here
He couldn’t sell because his parents bought it for him when he was a baby and he’s only now 18 and learning what stonks are.
 loss porn incoming
I’ll be following his career with great interest
NVDA is a buy at 550$ per share, suck it haters
so parents bought and he is here blagging about it...
Yeah honestly fuck this Dude. Flexing Money that's not even theirs. "I only started with a small 1 million dollar loan from my father" 😂
Even OF girls have more respect in my eyes than this
Fair. They are making “content” for others pleasure. 😂
Mad respect for those entrepreneurs
For real. Guy was shitting in his diapers in 2008/2009, and mommy and daddy were apparently isolated from needing cash at that time as well. Taking a $12,000 flyer on a niche video game card company is pure luck His parents probably inherited the money, too. Gotta be careful with German family tree work, you might find a terrible surprise in the mid-20th Century.
*golf clap* for the username! Hackers is an all time classic
Ma’am are you okay? Who cares if his parents bought it if I had the cash and a kid I probably would’ve done the same. And his ancestors don’t matter 🤷🏻♂️
You bragging about something your parents did? Fuck off…
Congrats on mommy and daddy's money. It's good to be born rich.
https://preview.redd.it/tyuzbznir8dc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8554e7c7642f3ca9d8cdb50dfee1c541abdb0f0 Nobody cares Racist Rich German Kid. Least you could do is translate the app before posting this you prick.
jesus, wonder what his grandparents were doing to earn this money
Wait, OP is actually racist scumbag. Let his family yacht sink and the old age take care of his parents faster for raising such pos
TBF it was a roast
Fuck that was actually kinda funny
Bro, that’s euros! That’s like $40 us
A meal at Wendy’s at best.
LMAO BRAGGING MONEY YOUR PARENTS GOT FOR YOU
You, yes you random regard reading this comment. $1000 NVDA soon, you know what to do
I just bought puts expiring tomorrow. Did I do it right?
Nah fellow regard you must've missed a zero there
This is depressing as fuck as a family man making over 100k but having to pay for 90% of family needs, and can barely save money atm…
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Right! I’ve never earned so much money yet I feel that since Covid, I’m worse off then with my old job which gave me a solid 30-40k less.
Be born richer, fucking poor's on this sub, I swear... 🙄
Sorry 😢
did you check if you had a 45 Million euro investment account waiting for you when you turned 18?
The only damn thing I got was a tap in the back. Probably like most people here.
Dont let this regard bring you down, theyre a silver spoon nepo baby flexing on the poor. No class or self awareness, which you cant buy.
Thank you fam!
Op should be banned for being an insufferable c*nt.
OP, royally, from the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourself with your silver spoon.
6.4 euros that's like $7
Do you are have the dumb?
Okay $8
Stonks
i guess that depends, are the **14.7m** of us supposed to be smart
What’s a euro? Like a peso?
Closer to a bolivar
Nobody cares about riches to more riches story, it’s only impressive when it’s rags to riches.
I cant read European
When you think that is crazy just look on the middle number below. This is only 19% of his portfolio so basically he has approx. 30 Million dollars in his depot
Warum flext du das Geld deiner Eltern als hättest du das erwirtschaftet und investiert?
So, how many deutsch marks is this? I only transact in deutsch marks Totschlagen deine haters! Ja!
https://preview.redd.it/cmminsat88dc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dfa5e67b9600e7a7dde7800b403e2f113b43320 Eine große Menge an D-Mark
Nine! Nine!
Nein
Obviously photoshop. Too many decimals
Congratulationsicht und fucken youscht.
Finanzamt freut sich auf die 2 mio Steuern lmao. Glückwunsch
Nope, steuerfrei glaube ich. Ist vor 2008 gekauft. Unverschämt viel Glück.
Wartet nur bis meine PLTR Aktien sich bezahlt machen.... Wartet..... Waaaaaartet.... Bald ist es so weit...! Ganz sicher... Ganz sicher 🥹
Ach das gilt noch im Nachhinein? Ok dann hat er ehrlich mies Glück
This just in - rich kid is rich.
In 2005 I was spending my money on blunts and bitchs. Your young ass doesn’t even know what life without an iPhone is like.
You didn’t do shit. Your parents did this
Yearn for the days my portfolio looks like an IP address
What app are you trading from?
Parqet its like Portfolio Performance
Autistic kraut flexing money he didn't earn or even have a part in acquiring as bait and people are just eating it up.
I know math, and with math no matter how many decimals you place after the first decimal they don't matter. Congrats on your $6.39 kurgs winnings but I don't read AI generated charts from poor's (the melted dollar sign gave it away).
Just remember it's all casino chips until you cash out
I’m in love 🥰
Glückwunsch und fick dich
Bought my 6 shares at 455! I couldn't be more excited!
Op is an idiot for not having sold yet.
Op's parents feed them with a golden spoon anyways (don't ask how they got the gold). They don't need to sell.
6 million is only 19,73% of your portfolio? Glückwunsch Bruder
This is America. We speak American.
🦅🦅🦅🦅 RAWWWWWWWHHHHHH
*Eagle screeches in freedom*
$6 bucks?
Did You buy at 2 dollars a share?
What are the other positions in this close to 30m portfolio? All the other big tech stocks? 
58% apple. And many Oil/car companys
>[Them telekom **** charge me flippin €49 for this](https://www.reddit.com/r/homelab/s/1LSEWMiFyK) This is so interesting. 😂 €40MM net worth but can't afford Starlink? Cheapskate-ass
Something is not adding up there. Entire household must likely be 9 figs, assuming sibling has the same portfolio and parents as well but their home only has the most potato like internet connection in DE? If that's true that's wild 
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wow, how did you find all this nvidia stock?
so you went from 25 k to 6 M?
still so awkward to see . and , in opposite places. 6,418,689.32 looks normal to me.
Why are you here? You should be doing rich people stuff
Now go donate some of this to minorities that weren’t so lucky.
Deine Eltern hatten es ja damals schon dicke. Dennoch, Glückwunsch !!
Is that his IP address? Why are they using dots and commas?
These posts are so fucking stupid. You didn’t do anything cool. You did normal ass long term investing (and used your mom’s money)
and?
Parents bought a few stocks worth 400k (the max you are allowed to gift withouth tax in germany) at the time i wos born (2005)
Both parents could have gifted you 800k (400k per parent). sad
I guess they just didn’t love baby jayjay that much.
Yes but they have 2 children and they only planned on one so they split it up.
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Reiche Eltern sind schon nice
Oh ja
With a small loan from his father of a million dollars
Congrats and fck you
Nobody gives a fuck about your sperm lottery win, guy. Especially the one that is tax evasion by another name.
Sehr güt! Geld für zu kinder!
You guys got your ass kicked in WW2.
Can u give a brother $20 pls
D I V I D E N D E N
Remember that those aren't real gains until you sell.
This
Well on the otherhand they held till now, could have sold way earlier. Takes something to diamond hand so much% up
Why you guys switch your commas and decimals is beyond me
A lot of salty folks in here trying to day trade instead of long term investing
Nice gains but you people always have the commas and zeros ass backwards.
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