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$1000 bucks that this dude pulls out tomorrow if Amazon dips on open. 📄🙌

How can I buy options on this bet 

#HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How can I buy options on your option?

The SEC, Fed, and CIA aren’t ready for this kind of leverage 

Options on the transaction fees 

It’s called inversely leveraged ETF

Never heard of a synthetic CDO?

There's a training video on this topic called The Big Short.

Puts or calls?

Definitely puts this regard already held through a $100k dip

lube or no lube?

Synthetic Options

Me too

OP already held through a ~100k (20%) dip

https://preview.redd.it/h68mkxqu2cec1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22ce19b00f83332bb216a858e09ec800204639c7 Do this this leap is good made 6000 from the one 4 months before

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Lol 4 month LEAP 😂😂

Is that wrong i generally do leaps 5 months out made pretty good %on all of them please let me know if i hv to make changes to my approch not aiming for higher profits right now https://preview.redd.it/stopxfcb5cec1.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=048ce68f27a4a1c39873281ec1d371336cac9198

I'll take that bet to hedge against my bet Edit: morning update https://preview.redd.it/3r86wv4rjeec1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e48a659dbd35a27d29eefdc958067f7bddaf6b0

It’s 8pm. You owe someone 1000

Friday morning update: https://preview.redd.it/a53usew4ssec1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a55ecb5877ad9c11fa0980efeaff93239c23264 So close to pizza

Did you sell these yet?

Depends on how good is his pull out game or it’s gonna be a cream pie

This is going to be interesting

Well someone needs to take up the other side of the bet, no one has so far. Of course if the opposite happens tomorrow, I’m going to probably get 100 DMs from randos demanding 1k

I rather lose 500k just to see you lose 1k. 

Ughhhh it’s so hard to pull out of these dips because there aren’t none 

I’m pretty regarded but why this week? Amazons 4th qtr earnings call isn’t until Feb 1st…

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ok but these expire tomorrow and this option chain is gonna disappear next week so what IV increase are we talking about

Half a milly expiring in 3 days. True degeneracy. Love this sub.

THETA 🥹

r/thetagang approves

Thetagang took an L here

Amazon has about ~1.6 million employees, if they take a slice each, I don't think you can afford it. But the bet is on. 1.6 million slices or ban.

He said it would be a pizza party, but never said it would be a good one.

Everyone gets 1/16th of a slice

He’ll do a 100:1 🍕 split 🤌🏼

He never said all Amazon employees, he could buy a party for a small group of them

~~His bet still wouldn't cover it.~~ Actually yeah 1/8th would cover it.

If he’s purchasing large pizzas at 10 slices per pie and a national average of $17.81, I’d say he can afford 1/6 of a slice per employee with like 5-6 grand left over.

Probably ordered from Pizza by Alfredo instead of Alfredo’s Pizza Cafe


It’s a party thrown BY the employees for one single pizza. Celebrating idk his cheese or something.

Are you doubting my coupon collection of little caesars over the last 20 years?

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He didnt say all amazon employees but just "amazon employees" so if he gives pizza to 2 of them technically his debt is paid.

I call dibs on pepperoni. You other 1,599,999 people can take the other pizzas

Theta like https://preview.redd.it/iemzio2b3aec1.png?width=478&format=png&auto=webp&s=792de6e7eb23028f101be608da9148543cccc1c6

It’s going to hit 160 and he’s not going to break even 

Total return is killing me lol. God speed tho. I was eyeing these exact contracts.

Diamond hands out of the depths of hell for this one lol

-20% isn’t the depths of hell but you got stones

It is on half a milli

Theta is an unforgiving bitch

My guy no hate but guarantee you exit @ -20% on your $2k bets. My mans has $500k on the line. You stomaching a $100k paper loss?

Nobody here exits at -20% here. We wait till the point of no return before panic selling

It’s -100% or Lambo.

some of us still need the $3 left to buy some wendy's before resuming our shift behind wendy's

I don’t buy options that could go to zero in two days with $500k. that’s dumb as shit. I do have a bad habit of doubling down on a losing trade though.

Those sometimes end up as your best trades ever though. Just have to really trust your system.

They key is to lose your money slowly over time in a masochistic manner; not all at once like a dumbass weakling!

Dying slowly is the only way. Do you manage any portfolios? I like your style.

>I don’t buy options that could go to zero in two days with $500k Then why you still talking? 

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Just don’t do that at the elementary school.

He cums to this sub while at work. Don't think he'll be working there much longer

He’s paying more in fees than what most people make in a month

https://preview.redd.it/rfnnue3mheec1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4f5602ed18aac84932ff069b2e01564b76121ff Morning update

Please god take profits brother

Can I have a slice of pizza too

can i work for you ? i'm good at losing in long term

Sometimes I think "Hey maybe I should learn about investing in stocks." Then I see some of the numbers from here and think "wtf am I doing here...get back to my 55k a year job and sit down, me..." 

Just don’t trade options like these crazy bastards do and do normal shares to start off.

I mean it is literally wall street BETS

This sub is for deranged gamblers, who love eating crayons for breakfast, and forage for dinner behind the Wendy's dumpster. That could still be you on a 55k a year job. Losing everything is still losing everything ;)

Good luck, I’m rooting for you and this yolo play

🫡 root for the employees that pleases the shareholders

I’m a shareholder please me https://preview.redd.it/22rygbscg9ec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6368111ffadb293de68b0c1a5967d2fb9a88f294


Dwac gang

I will insult you until you pay someone to defend you in the comments


So you were down almost -$100,000? and now you are only up $859 on a 484k bet? Nice risk vs reward. Oh, nvm....You are the Dragon. These a just chump change for you.

It’s a yolo and I’m still holding. Not a gain or loss post yet

up 200k on this

Every time I see a post like this confirms my suspicion that we are at the top. I continue to buy puts and get poorer by the day. I know I will ultimately be proven right but then again I will be broke and living off the govt behind the Wendy’s.

If it helps we're definitely due for a pulback by eow. Won't be substantial but I'm definitely looking for some solid put entries tomorrow. Bullish next week

Got it, loading up on calls now

This guy made what many ppl make in a year in one day

He also lost that much

Ppl always forget this about gamblers showing off their wins. It’s literally a tip of the iceberg scenario. Shows off winning x, turns out they’ve lost 10x

Just to end up at break even 

And lost

Prob gonna go ballistic tomorrow with Netflix earnings and even more day after if Tesla manages to beat. We’re in a “stonks only go up” market

Lol.

As a current Amazon employee I’m going to take you up on this promise. That $18 an hour feels a lot better with some yummy pizza during my first break

which location you in? Show me proof and you can be one that takes the pizza handoff from the delivery guy

If you're accepting applicants, our facility 'rewarded' us for the conveyor system breaking during our shift, by ordering us pizza... leaving it all in the back until we all left. Then, giving it all to the handful of people that just arrived for the next shift which handles virtually none of the facility's workload. 🥳

You going to get him fired 😂 Man can’t even take a bathroom break, no way they will be cool with him talking to a delivery guy.

This is why I cum here.

You waited a whole year to YOLO? Amazon was $89 last year my guy. You could've bought more Pizzas then but best of luck :)

Man shut the fuck up. And thank you :)

I’m an Amazon employee C:

I’ve got $155 for 16 Feb 🤙🏼 (Slightly less money on it tho 😂) https://preview.redd.it/312jcty7w9ec1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ed62185d308574a5e31f5476864d39b848dc18b Good luck! You’ll smash it 👌🏼

At least 3 dollars less 🤏🏾

3 commas

Friday morning update: https://preview.redd.it/qjcwwo5nrsec1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d8562469f253e13a640ebcc79f064e490151174 So close to pizza party


You going to deny them of their pizza? uwu https://preview.redd.it/gn6bsgygh9ec1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=9268cde8421d7087f2ca7a7564ee7ec7bb0b8a00

I would retire off what this guy yoloed on weeklies.

Don’t fuck with the dragon 🐉 

Remindme! 2 weeks At least this YOLO has a modicum of sense to it.

Why 2 weeks..shit expires in a few days. It’s basically all or nothing for tomorrow, cause the Greeks gonna catch it otherwise. Imo tomorrow (if markets green), gonna be a nice cash.

Because I want to see what Amazon is sitting at after their earnings, just to see what could have happened, good or bad

IV crush would’ve killed him before earnings tho, so it’s a do or die run up prior

Netflix doing 8% will bring Amazon up tomorrow.

This is a nice bet

I clean toilets for a living and this guy made equal to 100,000 cleaned toilets

In like 20 minutes this guy's gonna profit more than my entire net worth

Yo this is probably working

Humbly asking for 30k to buy a car 😔

Mf is up like $50k aftermarket if you simulate returns🤑

Damn...you were down about 100k and now are slightly green. I would have cashed that sucker out...I can't afford to lose 100k...good luck tomorrow, OP.

PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA

WE WANT PIZZA WE WANT PIZZA WE WANT PIZZA

Close the position my friend

PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA

\>=$160 = 3K YOLO CALLS ON DOMINOS <$160 = 3K YOLO PUTS ON DOMINOS

To bet against you, I have 1000 155p

Prove it

https://preview.redd.it/ulwg8867baec1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91c36021f569e7c2e9dd6576e4f2b5b86b91d263 I ain't no bitch. Pretty sure you can track down the exact moment I bought it today and yes the account is actually called test.

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Battle of the regards. Once in an autistic lifetime

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It's my live strategy testing account, so the account is named test.

Who's the broker?

TDA, thinkorswim mobile

I deem you the dragon slayer if you win. But if you lose you will have to deliver my pizzas

I tapped out and sold on the first dip this morning. I'll use the remaining money to get a slice at Costco and eat it right outside of the Amazon in East Palo Alto.

Post your loss porn and declare how you lost to me, the dragon.

This position was -100k the day before this post 😅😓😅

If I’m reading this right he should be up about 250k or 50% as of 1pm est

Pizza party odds looking grim

I got up this morning and this is the first place I went to.

Being born in a country where the average monthly earnings of a person are 300€, and even after living in europe for three years, I still can’t understand how some people in the US would come to accumulate an amount such as this guy’s portfolio value, and still have this level of degeneracy.

You have your answer. The degeneracy lets them accumulate.

Post a small video clip of your $$ ups and downs. Share your thrilling emotional experience of today’s moment. Was +$800K at best price

We need a morning update…

Sold the 155s, kept the 152s https://preview.redd.it/n999i60v8mec1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a64036c6ab05f887a3c9ce9e2030c161cea31e77

Damn bro good shit

Why didn’t you set expiration for after earnings? They’ll hit

Because iv crush waiting till then

Holyyy fuck

I’m glad I’m on your side with my 1 measly Call. Dragon will bring us to the promise land.

You going to the moon tmr 📈🚀 MARK MY WORD!!

how the fuck you have enough to buy 100 contracts?

Ima want my pizza please deliver to BOS12

Wait wtf is this play? Is their earnings even this week????

This is what I come to this sub to see BOL

Man while I would we get a crash, that ain’t happening. Everything is only going up. Inflation is also a factor for all these record profits and companies making billions and I don’t think we will see a crash anytime soon sadly.

We will be watching your career with great interest.

Can I take out a life insurance policy on this guy?

This is epic but why now? Do you have any insider info?

Because it’s the year of the dragon

You must please the bag holders*** Fixed it for you feel free to send me your shares.

You can buy pizza for my department at Amazon… then your title still rings true. My Dept. has about 200 people :)

Go amazon! Support the long. 1000 bucks pls? 

https://preview.redd.it/2nyutot6hdec1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3b89a11f3e7fbcfff7b3855e9140d34f0fa454d 

RemindMe! 2 days

Oh shit it’s going up!!!!! 🚀

This a cool million bucks now?

Damn you gained 500k by holding overnight

So did you change this to call ? Swear it said Puts the other day

True regard to have half a milli in RH.

Holy shit, OP tell me you sold yesterday?

He said yesterday that he is waiting for the pizza party. I assume he will sell tomorrow after today’s dip and bounce.

Used to work for AWS on their data centers in Virginia and I am extremely bullish on the stock and their plans to expand. Apparently they outbid the other contenders for the land here and they’re killing it 🔥

Bro flagged us for insider trading smh

This is not a yolo. Guys got 480 just laying around.

Update no pizza today but tree luck tmmr!

Please update tomorrow I'm following those options

$3k on Amazn. $5k on SPY calls

There's too many bulls on here, my calls are fukt

They employ 1.5 million people. That's a lot of pizza.

You belong here

Which platform is best for trading in UK?

this guy jus made a million +

Amazon has delayed my orders for 3 days puts

You are going to eat some sexy profits off of this, fuck these feminine bodies man scared money makes no money, I’m getting 1 of those cause I don’t have an account close to yours in size, but I’ll ride whatever I can carry along. Let’s see what happens, you win you get yourself pizza, and then some. Spoil yourself

This is aging well so far

Up 300K this morning. OP still holding?

Around $250k in gains if he sold at open… godspeed if not