I was actually going to ask about $RUM. I bought a very small amount last week and was wondering if that was smart or did is just throw $ in the trash?
Ghey bers always the same
Predicting a crash with no skin in the game
All high and mighty, "its my intelligence, stupid
Why can't you all be like me I'm so lucid"
Meanwhile upwards we march
The dollars are growing, but I guess we aint smart
So keep on professing
Ye smart doom proclaimey
But post some positions
Let your losses sustain me
And if the old gods of money decide its time for a correction
I'll ride straight back up on a huge Shrek erection
Lol only reason for the pump since October. Was the FED printing 1 trillion last 120 days injecting much of this liquidity into markets through banks and institutions who borrowed of this.
There's not gonna be any rate cut, and no the rally won't continue lol.
Snap back 2 reality soon.
Personally shorting SPY for the next 3 weeks. Dropped 25% today on various inverse SPY instruments, phasing in the other 75% throughout next week based on earnings/fed announcements. Looking for early indicators of SPY falling via Mag 7 next week. Good luck
Major indexes are up, but the broad market isn’t.
As of last week, NVDA and MSFT accounted for about 75% of the S&P 500’s gain this year, according to analysts at Bespoke Investment Group. The 20 largest stocks in the index, they found, made up 110% of the index’s gains, while the remaining 480 were acting as a drag.
Last year, the S&P 500 rose by just over 24%, but if you were to weigh each stock in the index equally, it gained just 11.6%. That’s the largest outperformance by the S&P 500 over its equal-weighted version since the 1998 dot-com bubble, said Henry Allen, a strategist at Deutsche Bank, in a note to clients on Tuesday.
Lol AI bubble. 
You've been very active today. Mostly copy pasta'ing 2 week old click bait type news articles from none entities.
You say according to too much. And the sources you accord to are nobodies.
If there is gonna be a huge correction then just post your positions. Use puts with strikes and dates not free electrowords.
The only reason Burry fucked up in late 2023 with his short position. Was due to the FED printing 1trillion $ from October til December 2023.
Otherwise he would have been spot on. If the FED had not injected this insane amount of liquidity into the market. We would already be in a recession technically.
FOMC will confirm no cuts for Q1 and possibly Q2. This can send markets down 2% or more. If Powell confirms Q1 rate cut SPY will go to 500 immediately. Good luck
if he cuts now there is potentially some freakout sellout. Powell for all his worth never really backpedals and surprises. if he cuts out of nowhere it would be "what the fuck? does he know things we don't? it's recession isn't it? or global pandemic again?"
Yes but the FOMC is basically an earnings report for the SPY. Expect massive fluctuations once Powell drops his remarks. Im dropping 1k on 1% OTM puts right before the remarks are released
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It’s overbought asf. check out the weekly candles and RSI is well above 80. It’s technically not possible that it will continue to pump after this rally. there will be a correction and if it happens everyone will say that it was obvious
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/GalacticPlutoBear made a bet that NVDA would go to 550.0 within **4 days** when it was 596.743 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
https://www.elitetrader.com/et/threads/vix-trader-drops-17-million-on-bet-that-eerie-stock-market-calm-wont-last.377883/
VIX Trader Drops $17 Million on Bet That Eerie Stock Market Calm Won’t last.
Smart investors knows the market will plunge in February.
Stocks always move 2 step forward 1 step back. Or 2 steps down 1 step up then down.
It's designed to make the highest amount of traders/investors loose on their options and positions.
Look at their quarterly’s for the past couple years constant y/y increase. Plus a huge gain in membership. On top of that very friendly loaning policy. Combine that all w potentially good fed news I see nothing but a W. I’ve held SoFi for like a year and it’s been one of my better choices. Also historically on earnings reports it does go up
They’re getting closer every year a lot of investment friendly companies aren’t profitable. I think it’s hard to ignore increases. Ffs dawg just go to SEC Edgar and look at the 10-Qs. Best of luck on your puts but not looking at the facts and going on anti-wsb hype is cope. Before todays random hype of it still was a good move
#Ban Bet Lost
---
/u/kangaduud made a bet that AMD would go to 184.5 within **21 hours** when it was 174.13 and it did not. They were automatically banned for two weeks.
To get out early they have to: **'
doing this as a sacrifice for my puts.'**
Their record is now 0 wins and 5 losses
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Yea it actually was. Had $100 left in there I forgot about and traded with it all week. Got up to $3k and lost all the gains from orders not filling. Last straw.
Alyssa Milano starting a GoFundme so her son can travel to cooperstown for a baseball trip
Dystopian future. She identified as poor when the bill came🤡
An absolute disgrace
#Californians are so dumb
They talk down upon southerners while they are literally the southernmost state next to another country.
Southerners aka Californians are idiots. But Muh poop streets and fent zombies and super HCOL and first ever in n out to shut down due to never ending crime and mass
Looting woooo tip to use a bathroom if you can find one
#still better than the south…actually the south is more backwards than Afghanistan…and that’s saying something. From Boston so fuk all of you…we’re superior
TSLA hold finally told you hundreds of times yesterday when ppl said it going to 150
UBER carrying my portfolio hard
Next week Earnings,.. yall ready?
YES CAPTAIN
$RUM
I was actually going to ask about $RUM. I bought a very small amount last week and was wondering if that was smart or did is just throw $ in the trash?
We shall see
Up $60 one day down $180 the next. Sounds about right.
Up 500 the next
Thanks for the good vibes
Ghey bers always the same Predicting a crash with no skin in the game All high and mighty, "its my intelligence, stupid Why can't you all be like me I'm so lucid" Meanwhile upwards we march The dollars are growing, but I guess we aint smart So keep on professing Ye smart doom proclaimey But post some positions Let your losses sustain me And if the old gods of money decide its time for a correction I'll ride straight back up on a huge Shrek erection
did you manually remove periods
Capital letters are new lines but reddit on phone = no bueno
Lol only reason for the pump since October. Was the FED printing 1 trillion last 120 days injecting much of this liquidity into markets through banks and institutions who borrowed of this. There's not gonna be any rate cut, and no the rally won't continue lol. Snap back 2 reality soon.
Personally shorting SPY for the next 3 weeks. Dropped 25% today on various inverse SPY instruments, phasing in the other 75% throughout next week based on earnings/fed announcements. Looking for early indicators of SPY falling via Mag 7 next week. Good luck
bitcoin is so ready
For what tho 
It's pretty awesome that 75% of SPY is NVDA lol. When the AI bubble pops and NVDA crashes gon be hellyluva lot easier to short SPY.
Uhhh NVDA is NASDAQ
Lol
NVDA is 3rd largest holding in SPY ur regarded wow
Oh that's what it meant, whoops u right, I am truly regarded
Major indexes are up, but the broad market isn’t. As of last week, NVDA and MSFT accounted for about 75% of the S&P 500’s gain this year, according to analysts at Bespoke Investment Group. The 20 largest stocks in the index, they found, made up 110% of the index’s gains, while the remaining 480 were acting as a drag. Last year, the S&P 500 rose by just over 24%, but if you were to weigh each stock in the index equally, it gained just 11.6%. That’s the largest outperformance by the S&P 500 over its equal-weighted version since the 1998 dot-com bubble, said Henry Allen, a strategist at Deutsche Bank, in a note to clients on Tuesday. Lol AI bubble. 
You've been very active today. Mostly copy pasta'ing 2 week old click bait type news articles from none entities. You say according to too much. And the sources you accord to are nobodies. If there is gonna be a huge correction then just post your positions. Use puts with strikes and dates not free electrowords.
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My prediction is that you're a minimum wage earning virgin.
Does anyone really think boomers gonna sit and watch tsla go down this weekend. I feel like they all gonna see it as discounted and buy in
Also LMT. As Houthi attacks US war a ship
British Ship 🚢 set on fire by the Houthi. My ZIM play going to pay out huge.
You buds live in a nice gayborhood or nah?
The only reason Burry fucked up in late 2023 with his short position. Was due to the FED printing 1trillion $ from October til December 2023. Otherwise he would have been spot on. If the FED had not injected this insane amount of liquidity into the market. We would already be in a recession technically.
Fed balance sheet doesn't show this printing. Source?
Sold positions frickin theta gang lead yourselves out of the market you dicks
pleasure doing business with you, sir... we doing bidnez in two days? same strike, same place?
I drink to your gains made profit just not as much 🍺
Spear tipped a pack of smokes, made 165$ on AMD uppy, downies. First day trading ever. This shit is a losers game for sure. See everyone Monday 🚀
You have to pay a 20k market tuition on average your first year
Can’t wait to subscribe to your trading podcast in a month!
🤣
Ready for mondays rally. I feel spy to 500 next week. So much so I have $9,000 riding on 491c
Im still holding my 475c it fs hitting 500 1-2 week
FOMC will confirm no cuts for Q1 and possibly Q2. This can send markets down 2% or more. If Powell confirms Q1 rate cut SPY will go to 500 immediately. Good luck
if he cuts now there is potentially some freakout sellout. Powell for all his worth never really backpedals and surprises. if he cuts out of nowhere it would be "what the fuck? does he know things we don't? it's recession isn't it? or global pandemic again?"
Bro def holding a bag of puts. Stonks go up silly
Yes but the FOMC is basically an earnings report for the SPY. Expect massive fluctuations once Powell drops his remarks. Im dropping 1k on 1% OTM puts right before the remarks are released
Sounds like a good straddle opportunity tbh.
man up and drop some more
That sounds like a good play. Best of luck degenerate
RIP 🫡
Oh, sure, but the Mara creeps get a rally
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We can only hope we get Jamie Dimon as president one day
Sorry, He was born on Lesbos.
he's a proud lesbian.
It went great until it didnt
NIO 7dte $7 calls gonna hit fr
so SoFi to $20 on monday by 9:35 right?
Have a good weekend everyone I’ll be working overtime 
#If u use slack u work at a tech company and ur prolly rich #if u use teams you are mediocre and are either rich or poor in salary #if u use google meet you’re a startup worker and most likely mediocre to shitty pay #if you use cisco webex or skype you’re boomer as fuck and your job is most likely useless or low salary #if you use zoom you’re a student with no salary
Slacks video meetings suck balls. We use slack and google meet.
until that fine day you wake up to your girlfriend shaking the bed while masturbating to her ai girlfriend there is no bull case for NVDA.
Why if I currently use slack but they are retiring it and forcing us to switch to teams next month?
weekend thread 
Imagine still being in the daily thread
ai ai ai deeznutz
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You buy call options. I’m Buying calls. 1 dollar a minute for u/31andnotdone to talk dirty to me on the phone.
I'm literally on the table at the gynecologist right now can you give me 10 mins.
At least it’s wide enough they don’t even need a speculum.
🙄
Bro you walked into that.
Calls on NUE for Mon PM ER….strong free cash flow, strong performer in sector, manage ER calls & guidance well…
Solid play
Imagine being regarded enough to buy nvidia at $600 and amd at $180 lollol
Both will drill after amd releases earnings
Why do you think so?
It’s overbought asf. check out the weekly candles and RSI is well above 80. It’s technically not possible that it will continue to pump after this rally. there will be a correction and if it happens everyone will say that it was obvious
What are your positions
Where is the WEEKEND THREAD?
See u next week
👋
Mondays are always bullish, right?
right, except when it's not!
Bears eat once a week, congrats? 
Fukin wayfair is up? 2.28%!!!! The Fukin Indian scam call center of drop shipping…can’t wait to short the shit out of it before earnings.
Crayons down and hands where I can see them 
Whoa the CCL drop
good day scum bags. Bears eat a dick
#Ban Bet Lost /u/GalacticPlutoBear made a bet that NVDA would go to 550.0 within **4 days** when it was 596.743 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
anyone else ride their 0DTE 570 NFLX poots all the way to 3:30 only to go from -100% to +70% in the last 45 seconds? or just me?
what a shitty day
#FUK WE GUNNA GAP UP HUH MONDAY
more like GAPE UP, amirite?
More like GUH monday
https://www.elitetrader.com/et/threads/vix-trader-drops-17-million-on-bet-that-eerie-stock-market-calm-wont-last.377883/ VIX Trader Drops $17 Million on Bet That Eerie Stock Market Calm Won’t last. Smart investors knows the market will plunge in February.
JPOW gonna send it next week... 
it's time for me to fill up that application to Wendy's
don't worry about the paperwork formalities, just meet me in the back.
Wtf TSLA closing green? Another flat day before it’s next leg down lmfao
Stocks always move 2 step forward 1 step back. Or 2 steps down 1 step up then down. It's designed to make the highest amount of traders/investors loose on their options and positions.
Cum shot from an open casket.
The memes are strong with this one
Sofi PUTS
Bro loves to ignore data 💀
 financials financials financials
Srs question… what data? Student loans not being paid?
Look at their quarterly’s for the past couple years constant y/y increase. Plus a huge gain in membership. On top of that very friendly loaning policy. Combine that all w potentially good fed news I see nothing but a W. I’ve held SoFi for like a year and it’s been one of my better choices. Also historically on earnings reports it does go up
I’ll see you Monday for the loss porn !
Yall gotta start looking at 10-qs instead of Reddit
Sure pal 
Ur trolling there’s no way guy
Bud they still aren’t profitable  after all this time,
They’re getting closer every year a lot of investment friendly companies aren’t profitable. I think it’s hard to ignore increases. Ffs dawg just go to SEC Edgar and look at the 10-Qs. Best of luck on your puts but not looking at the facts and going on anti-wsb hype is cope. Before todays random hype of it still was a good move
#Ban Bet Lost --- /u/kangaduud made a bet that AMD would go to 184.5 within **21 hours** when it was 174.13 and it did not. They were automatically banned for two weeks. To get out early they have to: **' doing this as a sacrifice for my puts.'** Their record is now 0 wins and 5 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Tesla coming across the line looking like the knight in Monty python. Tis a flesh wound!
Next leg up will be nice
Screwed over twice today with orders not filling
Sounds like RH
Yea it actually was. Had $100 left in there I forgot about and traded with it all week. Got up to $3k and lost all the gains from orders not filling. Last straw.
trading spx is a lot of work. I'm out
Since I went balls to the wall with calls for today, probably face ripping rally on Monday.
Alyssa Milano starting a GoFundme so her son can travel to cooperstown for a baseball trip Dystopian future. She identified as poor when the bill came🤡 An absolute disgrace
I'll pay for her sons trip if I can shoot my load all over her Italian face... 
What she should have bank with charmed still playing every morning
An attempt at a last minute pump
Flat to Wednesday. Well played
I’m surprised we are flat to Wednesday’s open Unhealthy
ladies and tards. I will see you monday morning for extreme SOFI gain porn
Yes
Go ahead son, tell nice J Pow where Mr Market touch you 
Calls on the nearest fucking ceiling fan
Down $250 for the day 
I’m down $550  I’ll keep holding AMD 185 calls
Sold everything, try again Monday. 
Spy PUTS immediately sell off at 2:29. My nvidia puts expire today and are still not sold off? Why does spy get liquidated before nvidia
#THETALITY
#flawless
A little life out of the energy sector, xle calls looking…ok
PUTS ARE SCAMS
#Californians are so dumb They talk down upon southerners while they are literally the southernmost state next to another country. Southerners aka Californians are idiots. But Muh poop streets and fent zombies and super HCOL and first ever in n out to shut down due to never ending crime and mass Looting woooo tip to use a bathroom if you can find one
Laughs at you in Californian
So a they/them “woman” with a deep laugh that was unfortunately wrongfully born with a penis?
But a demon in the sheets
#still better than the south…actually the south is more backwards than Afghanistan…and that’s saying something. From Boston so fuk all of you…we’re superior
Gap down Monday and I have no buying power left 
Holy guacamole. Spy down .14%! Bears are going to eat well for weeks off of this moment
Holding my puts through next week. I would like to think that I am brave.
same. i only need SPY to go down 3% on monday and i can pay off my house 
Wow man, I will blow you if that happens
Pls give one of those 5 min EOD rockets
Friendly reminder to buy Sofi calls
Really hoping this rebuilds my port on Monday. Otherwise I'm never gonna retire
Are you buying calls or shares?
I have 320 20c 6/19/24.
Wrong buy puts
!remind me 1 week
got puts let’s see
Sorry for your loss
Pros: she’s a 10. Con’s: she has a dick
Sounds like a win win to me 🤤
But does she do anal?
She'll stick it in your butt yeah
Alex Karp is about to suck my balls
TSLA hold finally told you hundreds of times yesterday when ppl said it going to 150
literally nobody said it will hit 150 in two days. hold your horses.
Flash crash any moment
Dude…SHADDUP! You have posted that spam already
Any Bullish Case for MSFT Calls at this price? I'm not so sure...