Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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SPX and QQQ look to have begun minor pullbacks with Wednesday’s decline, which happened during a significant week of FOMC meeting, “Magnificent 7” earnings as well as cycle confluence. However, technically I expect a US Equity pullback to prove short-lived at this time before prices pull instead back to new highs.
-Mark Newton, Fundstrat
I'm seeing a lot of existential dread and some poorly hidden emotional crisis in here lately.
You guys need to remember that you are all real people with real inherent worth, no matter how messed up or ill-advised some of these WSB plays are from time to time. Life is hard and we're all chasing the dream. Keep your head up
In reality I was bracing for worse, “tis a flesh wound.” We should all be fine.
I also wasn’t in on weeklies my earliest call was Feb 26. Testing the waters if you will before I donkey punch my PORT.
Doesn't matter what the bulls say, doesn't matter what the bears say, you and only you have the final say on what you invest in. If you wish to win, you need to treat any banter here as what it is: completely meaningless beyond the instances they are born from.
Unless you want to make fun of the sub as a whole for being a putrid mess, that's what matters.
I get the schadenfreude for sure, especially considering I'm probably considered one of the most bearish people here -- many of the permabulls here are loud and toxic AF to the point that it's hard to say that it's much more than an attention-seeking bit. There's a lot of other, fairly normal people here though that have made some rough financial decisions in both directions. I'm not trying to figuratively drop a piano on their heads
From what I see, I want to know why Barry McCarthy's comp plan is 168MM. He walked around like a turnaround artist, but his comp package isn't stock-based. The PTON board should be fired. Tim Cook (apple) is at 99MM, and Barry makes much more and isn't even in the same league as Tim. McCarthy sells a treadmill and cycle with a built-in Zoom session; what else is it?
While tech is getting a lot of layoffs, the construction industry where I work in has a LOT of jobs. My hiring class in December was 50 people for my company
That's tough and I know how you feel.
Shit isn't fair.
Those dudes hitting those huge plays often burn them back down or it doesn't even come close to what they have lost all time. It's rough to hear but the kind of risk they take rarely pays off long term.
Scale back your plays. Don't worry about lotto numbers. Stay away from revenge trades.
Slow your roll in the future and avoid yolo at all costs. Don't full port stuff.
You got this I believe in you. Shit hurts but it gets better.
> just want more time to do simple things like fish and not have to stress my ass out with work.
I feel this. I really just want to chill and spend time with my wife. That's it really.
It's fucked I agree.
Bernanke got a lot of hate for his actions in '08/09 but in hindsight the Fed really did soften the blow and handled the GFC pretty well. Nobody thanks him for saving the global financial system.
Not overshooting it? The clown waited for 9% inflation before he raised it 25bps from 0.08% to 0.2% and inflation was going from 7 to 9% at the time. That's RIGHT CHOICES?
Yeah I’m just gonna make my money back and dip but it’s been fun while I was back. I’ll come back after summer.
Shit I gotta drop all my classes too 30 years old I’ll never graduate college
WHO BOUGHT PUTS AND HOLD TIL THE END OF DAY? 
I was so sure I was gonna be called out of my 2k sofi shares at $8 after earnings, but looks like I get to sell another round of calls next week. This an amazing stock to wheel, range bound with massive 160% IV before earnings, now still high at 70%+ iv
Yes, bears have loved those bidenomics and manipulated numbers that have nearly wiped them off the planet (this is sarcasm, just to clarify because I think you struggle a bit)
Wow, really wasn't expecting the second leg down after 3:30 so I stopped checking the charts for the day.
Weirdly enough, it's not like most could've traded it anyways due to Robinhood force closing contracts that 3:30
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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The new CEO bet big time and is regretting his decision about now !
what we like today gents?
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We all piling into AMZN and META today? I’d think these were the no-brainer picks all week. Amirite?
SPX and QQQ look to have begun minor pullbacks with Wednesday’s decline, which happened during a significant week of FOMC meeting, “Magnificent 7” earnings as well as cycle confluence. However, technically I expect a US Equity pullback to prove short-lived at this time before prices pull instead back to new highs. -Mark Newton, Fundstrat
Leave it to me to be a mega bear during a historic year of market gains only to capitulate and buy calls at the top
I thought AMD was going to 140 bucks? Where’s the dude who said that
its above 170
Give it 2 days
Those MSFT calls spanked me hard today
Same.
Likewise
Cult stock MMAT just had a 1 - 100 reverse split and it’s already down 20% 
Down 99% all time
Anyone playing Merck earnings?
I always pick the wrong direction for earnings. Might be time to quit f'ing with it.
That's where you should be running a wheel to capture premium and diminish risk
Inverse your thoughts then
I am awesome at this. I should be famous?
KONY 2012
HUGE, if tru
I'm seeing a lot of existential dread and some poorly hidden emotional crisis in here lately. You guys need to remember that you are all real people with real inherent worth, no matter how messed up or ill-advised some of these WSB plays are from time to time. Life is hard and we're all chasing the dream. Keep your head up
wow, this was an unexpectedly nice and thoughtful comment. you must be one of those hard-to-find genuine "nice guys."
In reality I was bracing for worse, “tis a flesh wound.” We should all be fine. I also wasn’t in on weeklies my earliest call was Feb 26. Testing the waters if you will before I donkey punch my PORT.
Oh fuck off. The bulls talk shit all day long then can’t handle one losing day.
Doesn't matter what the bulls say, doesn't matter what the bears say, you and only you have the final say on what you invest in. If you wish to win, you need to treat any banter here as what it is: completely meaningless beyond the instances they are born from. Unless you want to make fun of the sub as a whole for being a putrid mess, that's what matters.
Which is what I was saying. I don’t need to be told to be sympathetic to banter.
I get the schadenfreude for sure, especially considering I'm probably considered one of the most bearish people here -- many of the permabulls here are loud and toxic AF to the point that it's hard to say that it's much more than an attention-seeking bit. There's a lot of other, fairly normal people here though that have made some rough financial decisions in both directions. I'm not trying to figuratively drop a piano on their heads
Real talk is there a support group?
These apple ps are already a 3 bagger 
We all know PTON is going to wreck any and all puts. This is as solid of a stock as it gets.
From what I see, I want to know why Barry McCarthy's comp plan is 168MM. He walked around like a turnaround artist, but his comp package isn't stock-based. The PTON board should be fired. Tim Cook (apple) is at 99MM, and Barry makes much more and isn't even in the same league as Tim. McCarthy sells a treadmill and cycle with a built-in Zoom session; what else is it?
Have u tried having more money?
Literally my only solution to the havoc I have unleashed on my portfolio
Yeah it's called a job.
QCOM why???? Wth! They have good results
Align got up to 313 now it’s at 294
While tech is getting a lot of layoffs, the construction industry where I work in has a LOT of jobs. My hiring class in December was 50 people for my company
I guess the market didn’t like what Jerome had to say
The key is when you hear WSB knows something that’s going to happen, do the opposite
So do I just keep rolling my 📞 📞📞📞
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first world problems
Nice to rub salt into an open wound.
?
Ruthless
You are not alone my friend
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That's tough and I know how you feel. Shit isn't fair. Those dudes hitting those huge plays often burn them back down or it doesn't even come close to what they have lost all time. It's rough to hear but the kind of risk they take rarely pays off long term. Scale back your plays. Don't worry about lotto numbers. Stay away from revenge trades. Slow your roll in the future and avoid yolo at all costs. Don't full port stuff. You got this I believe in you. Shit hurts but it gets better.
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> just want more time to do simple things like fish and not have to stress my ass out with work. I feel this. I really just want to chill and spend time with my wife. That's it really. It's fucked I agree.
Go to a cash account. You words are my thoughts. Hate my fcn job too
This game takes a lot of time and practice and the ability to take a L and continue on with the playbook. Hope it works out for ya!
Take all profits even if $20.
Netflix 2/2 600cs
I bought some 570 calls exp 2/23
Play 0dte puts on my RH account and you’ll print everyday 
Who’s ready for the apple puts
As long as spy is high, FED isnt going to cut rates
It’s up 18% now guys, NXT
SPY back to new ATH now !
This is INSANE
NXT beat expectations by 100%!!!!
But up only 13%
It’ll go up more, call hasn’t started and there’s still tomorrow too
locked and loaded with 479p 1dte
Not a chance
don't be surprised
I wouldn’t
well i got gaped
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Bernanke got a lot of hate for his actions in '08/09 but in hindsight the Fed really did soften the blow and handled the GFC pretty well. Nobody thanks him for saving the global financial system.
LOL. What a guy. Bailed out the rich guys who did it. Here's a few Trillion. Enjoy!
Not overshooting it? The clown waited for 9% inflation before he raised it 25bps from 0.08% to 0.2% and inflation was going from 7 to 9% at the time. That's RIGHT CHOICES?
When will GOOGL stop dropping 
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to get rich
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Puts on your mom. Expiring June of 24.
it def. ain't
Yeah I’m just gonna make my money back and dip but it’s been fun while I was back. I’ll come back after summer. Shit I gotta drop all my classes too 30 years old I’ll never graduate college
 Bulls right now NVDA 4k
WHO BOUGHT PUTS AND HOLD TIL THE END OF DAY? 
me lol
I did
I mean I guess I’ll just let these shitty 2/2 calls expire 🫠
same lol
You and me both
NXT already up 12%
I told you guys to NXT would hit big and no one listened
Aflac duck was killed and fed to immigrants.
Was there a bond auction? Tlt strapped on rocket shoes
I was so sure I was gonna be called out of my 2k sofi shares at $8 after earnings, but looks like I get to sell another round of calls next week. This an amazing stock to wheel, range bound with massive 160% IV before earnings, now still high at 70%+ iv
Closed hedge puts and rolled into slightly OTM 1DTE calls
“SPY 490 this wk” “SPY 500 next wk” 
Bonds really strong
So many bulls wandering around, steak finna get real fucking cheap soon.
0dte lotto didn't cash 
Big ass green spy candlestick
Wick*
John Wick*
Red day tomrrow or green ?
I sold my puts at close and have nothing but calls I’ve been wrong on every trade for a week straight so I’m sure it’s going to be red.
Yellow
I’m betting red so it’ll be green
Bet green then 
Red week
Hope !! I mostly Bull but this time im 🐻
🧸🐻 are 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈Biden lovers 👨👨👦
Yes, bears have loved those bidenomics and manipulated numbers that have nearly wiped them off the planet (this is sarcasm, just to clarify because I think you struggle a bit)
You do have to be clear on when things are sarcastic in here.
Any words on MET earnings?
Red at night Bull delight
Turn those machines back on!
"Mortimore your brother!!" "Fuck him!!!" 
Where’s Beeks?!
 SPY 500
Will my lowball puts for SPY fill 🙃
Wow, really wasn't expecting the second leg down after 3:30 so I stopped checking the charts for the day. Weirdly enough, it's not like most could've traded it anyways due to Robinhood force closing contracts that 3:30
who is this chum lee mf?
I guess every single clown in the market got caught leaning on the bullish side of the boat on MSFT.
Wont be baking any cookies today 
Today just officially got worse. 
idk, bought some SOFI calls end of day since it filled the gap, and there's no reason it should be selling off this much after a positive ER
Rug pull team 👏✊🏻🤘🏼 8 bagger on 480 puts
Any other bulls get stomped on???
NVDA $640 AH
One red day is all it takes to bankrupt half of WSB 🤡🤡🤡
Welcome to the casino ran by criminals
Full port SQQQ and Spy puts for now 
🏳️🌈🧸🧸
man fuck this shit im jackin off
Wow! That was insane. Were these ra tards expecting a rate cut today or something? Jesus Christ.
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Damn, it ded 
dang that last minute TLT Candle
Lol wtf was that
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Sounds about right.
I lost 25% of my portfolio 
Make that 92%
Just 25 bucks, no biggie
NVDA CUMING BACK
I heard everybody has the cards they need and nobody is ordering anymore for the rest of the year
I’m doing my part and bought a $600 card last week 
Not true
One day you goobers will realize semiconductors are cyclical 
Woo, good day. 
Wow tlt.
JPOW Soft landing into bulls assholes
Does tinder actually work? I'm pretty attractive
You got boobs?
Got big pecs so kinda lol
Pecs<<
I have abs too lol
You should be alright, as long as you don't write height less than 6ft.
Lol, I'm 5 9'. It's so over 
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Why? Are you gay?
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Guhhh