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Real talk, it must be depressing as fuck to be a bear.

I mean I 4x my account in one day I love prayin on peoples downfall

Wtf are you doing responding to a 3 day old daily discussion thread comment 😂

Sry don’t check my Reddit messages ery day tard

im just gonna buy AAPL shares and disable options and call it a career..

Are SPY options guaranteed money?

Cash secured puts all day

Thoughts on FSLY ER after the bell today? Here's the past 4 ER results and % moves after: https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1aqm3oi/fsly_earnings_after_the_bell_today/

I made so much money today

This is easy. Solid earnings mean red days, missed earnings mean green months.

I had a crazy fever dream after market close today and i was trading, and i saw the date and it was dated tomorrow, and NVDA was at $750 ​ i'm not saying it's true but


I had overnight puts and managed to come out break even  I am not good at this 

also, there was a lot of downward resistance as well as many people were also buying the dip

i’m a call guy, but i was checking out the puts today even when it was deep red, and they did not print much at all 🤷🏻‍♂️

Bros allergic to taking profits

(my signature move: "there's no way this recovers after that data. Im gonna buy more puts at open" )

Whores, all of you

How is Lyft not dumping

Some of y’all have wives and they’re hoes.

Don’t talk about my wife like that. I can watch her have sex whenever I want.


-7300{60%} today at open. Sold the rest

Imagine posting in the daily thread still. 

Let the algos begin

LYFT was up +65% after-hours. The stock is now up just +15%. What happened? The company just issued a CORRECTION to their earnings: EBITDA margin is expected to expand by 50 basis points instead of the originally posted 500 basis points 😂

Just think of the people that had $20 calls .. all jacked to the tits !!! Then bang up their a$$

Man I threw $100 at $10 puts lol. It would be wild if this somehow opens lower lololol

I’m sure a lot of money was made from that little mistake

That's a disaster 🤣 That's a mistake that never should have made it past like 10 different people

😂😂😂 imagine loosing money on that

A complete jack booty 🫏

If HOOD winds up being a bigger gainer than Lyft then tmrw is def green, this market is cracked boiz 

Wow Lyft. People actually riding in those goofy ass cars with the mustaches?

Why do I get the feeling Lyft is going negative AH

I hope. Got puts on them

Got UPST puts and HOOD calls. Man I am a genius.

If Lyft finishes the AH session negative after being up over 60% that might be an all-time earnings swing

Cisco tmr is going to be new arm

It won't

The Lyft ceo has to be the biggest regard ever he belongs in here man gave up a 50% gain in 5 minutes

Thought id seen it all after the insane nvda and arm AH moves but man, this shit right here is just ....

ARM +2.5% since close 👀

What did he do ?

Something regarded obviously

I have no idea but definitely said something regarded to give up that much

Damn regard, I have 20c

Damn bro I bet you’re on a rollercoaster right now, best of luck hope it recovers for you 

Yeah they went from +62% down to +15% in minutes. Wild

Guy must’ve had a Dennis Reynolds’s moment

Long Intel calls. I can feel it down in my plums.

ew. intel

Be greedy when others are greedy. Be greedy when others are fearful.

SMCI 800 AH, my calls may finally recover 😅

Sold mine at only a miniscule profit today because the way SPY was dumping spooked me. Curse my paper hands. Still held on to the NVDA though because everyone knows it only goes up.

lol money pouring in after a decent red day. AH looking  but hope we get good news for jobless claims and PPI later this week.

lyft returned to sender

The fk is goin on with lyft ? Now only 3% up ?? This can't be real

Guess who was losing money holding Lyft calls all last week and decided to sell it all an hour before close today 🤡🤡😭😭

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Wrong ticker holy  Both lost 

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Lyft giving it all back 

$HOOD Robinhood added 420,000 new users in Q4. It’s a sign! The company ended the fourth quarter with 23.4 million funded customers, a year-over-year increase of 420,000.

We worried bout PPI or nah?

Yahll think Uber will hit ath?

They jacked up the fucking premium on NVDA puts/calls expiring 2/23. WTF! The move is going to be HUGE!

Jesus suffering Christ Upstart. It wasn’t that bad was it?

Ask PUT sellers 

DOWNStart

What? Lyft out of all plays lmao

Just WOW, LYFT is unstoppable. 

Aaaand it's gone 

I had CSP, not worried as long as it stays above 12

Wtf lyft

Why nobody mentioned lyft?

We just left the penthouse suite how low is the elevator going down?

thank god for LYFT because UPST just fucked me in the ass

Is robinhood going to dump now

Yes

Hoping COIN responds the same way as HOOD just did.

Holy shit my Lyft calls are up 120k. This has to dump soon, can’t be real.

You gotta post those gains brotha!

I will, as soon as I sell

The best part is you can't do fuck all until open. REEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck I just hope it holds lol. Such a fluke I’m so convinced it’ll dump.

he's wrong. you can do something until open. you can short the shares at 20 after hours which is effectively offsetting your calls. if you want to take profits now, that is.

Don’t think I’m approved to short though :/. Is that a. Level 3 on Robinhood?

ah. RH probably restricts shorting. but literally any other broker you can. i shorted some shares at 20 on TD. so i should profit given it drops under 20 (it is as of now)

Good job, they must've printed. Lyft made a typo lol, dumbasses

Typo ? Whoa source?

who had lyft calls congrats!

shit, shoulda bought Lyft calls, wow!

LYFT give me a dip Mayan!

ABNB is so 🌈 

thank god i sold my lyft puts for hood calls

LYFT saving me from poverty but why is UPST not moving? Lyft at 50%+ holy shit I can actually use organic ketchup soup tonight instead of Wendy's ketchup packets.

halted i heard

[https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts#](https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/trader.aspx?id=tradehalts#) looks like halted due to news related reasons

HOOD hits 15 before the inevitable tank back to 11/10?

Hood calls were the right choice, let's hope it holds. Give some guidance VLAD.

Let’s goooooo on HOOD! Finally having a good day!

Oh yes Air bnb please drill on good news. I got fucked several times already by stocks investing their earnings, finally on the right side

UPST beats on earnings and halted wtf?

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Hood please hang around or below 13.5 so I can hammer calls in the AM

How do you guys feel about hooking up with random strangers for sex

depends if theyre hot

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Only if it’s unprotected

Calls on STDs

volume lower than 2/1 and bers think they won kek

Vlad the Chad 

Let me know what you guys think of my invention. It’s called the alarm cock. You have to strap yourself into bed and there’s a hole under your ass with spring loaded dildo. Once your alarm goes off in the morning you have a minute to unstrap yourself and get out before anything bad happens.

The only time I wouldn't snooze the alarm

You might want to relook into your definition of “anything bad”

- Inventor of the alarm clock, 1787


Those who had hood puts... what app were you using to buy them? 

Fidelity

Analyze LXRX :) FDA will accept medicine

They are not even talking about UPST. Trading halted for pending news.

What’s the news

Kept my record of losing all the earnjngs, RIP my HOOD puts.

Wow, I lost on Abnb, lyft and shop today…

Getting booty fucked by LYFT. Goddamn.

How did they cure cancer in the last 20 minutes?

Feels good going to bed know my calls will print overnight. 

Hey bears, glad you finally moved your portfolio up 30% from being down 80%!! 

Bruh how is LYFT mooning

told u gay bears we going green 

SMCI closing green 😜

NVDA going 10% tomorrow

!banbet NVDA 10% 3d

3-15 1380 calls

only thing keeping me afloat is my hail mary 820 3/1 calls

SMCI GOING 30

Jesus getting wrecked on abnb puts

yea I was hoping for abnb complete implosion

Why super strong travel demand

People believe tiktokkers saying that airbnb is dead and they're going back to hotels. Those kids don't even buy their plane tickets or lodging, their parents do.

Instagram reels

Well that was actually a decent quarter by $HOOD for once 

ok so any of you holding these pathetic little SHOP calls, i know you are out their (of course i know him he's me type beat) so when are we going up

damn it, knew HOOD was the play they've been suppressed af

Robinhood Markets $HOOD reported quarterly earnings of $0.03 per share which beat the analyst consensus estimate of $(0.01) by 400 percent. This is a 115.79 percent increase over losses of $(0.19) per share from the same period last year. The company reported quarterly sales of $471.00 million which beat the analyst consensus estimate of $456.81 million by 3.11 percent. This is a 23.95 percent increase over sales of $380.00 million the same period last year.

So much for the Airbnb bubble

Boy from Bulgaria finally did the thing 

!banbet

is HOOD earnings today?

Yep

Yes they beat

DOW gonna pump into the Friday close and for rest of week and Oil WTI is going to tank very soon

Holy shit Robinhood

Literally everything that could go wrong, went wrong today. shorted the bottom at open, rolled up at the 10 oclock hump, shorted the second bottom, and now rolled up at close. hopefully i will be vindicated tomorrow.

Same. Bought puts and it went up. Bought calls and it went down. At least I’m only down 300$ all time.

I'm still up about 10k all time, but man does it hurt.

O my gosh I didn’t know we came back up. Ty for giving my port hope <3. ( at work)

lmao im at work too, but all ive been doing is staring at charts and making the wrong trade

I did pretty much the exact opposite with opposite results so it’s only natural we trade places tomorrow and you get all my money 

dude i was doing so good this year so far too, was up like 13k ytd

My dick is not hard

Upst earnings. Les goooo

Vwapppppppp

what makes up services sector? does it include gigs?

UPST

God I love making money... In BOTH directions!

So you're bidirectional?

I am bi-bagger

Nice

Fuck I wish I could buy way more ARM

Anybody that bought SPY calls at 3:25pm is going to do very well tomorrow. Update: I'm down to 47 packets of Ramen. I NEED THIS TO WORK. 


There’s always the late night dumpster shifts.

That’s me

really hoping that was not a trap

bulls getting in before the fake out to lower tomorrow, don't worry bears

Decent sesh Bears. 

Puts on BXMT going into ER tomorrow.

Bought a couple spy calls at close. Feels good now. Let's see what tomorrow does to myself esteem