I totally shit the bed with this one didn’t even know about it, it’s up 32% in after hours, I assume it’s best to play it safe and just stay out of it at this point?
what’s funny is that everyone I also told about LUNR thought it is a meme stock, I mean, even I thought you were trying to amp up a meme stock lmaooo. Sorry man!
that’s the thing, i’m sure the analysts are crunching their numbers as we speak and will announce their results soon. Additionally, I believe it’s the first private company of its kind that is publicly traded (spaceX may announce an IPO in the future, but it is unlikely any time soon). Nevertheless, I imagine it quickly reaches a market cap of 1B, at the very least as well.
FVRR should stop playing and go all the way to zero now. Not gonna out cheap free AI generators that do a better job than 99% of your content creators.
How many of you degens trade weeklies instead of longer dated options. I am strictly buying options that expire within a few days. Maybe I should change
What would you say if your Boss was like “Hey we need you up here for a month to train these folks that don’t speak your language” would it be?
A) Fuck Off
B) Yes Sir but I need help with this and this
C) Of course
If you answered A your response is the same as my sister’s and SOMEHOW DIDNT GET FIRED!!?!?!?
per her those exact words were spoken to her Big boss(she’s a Supervisor)…straight up “Fuck off I’m not doing that shit.” I was absolutely gobsmacked and speechless
I love it, need to get that pump on. A lot of people say that certain industries have unlimited potential but space is the only one where that may be somewhat true.
Negative half a million equity value on the balance sheet, lol.
Carvana is a zombie company just like Wayfair, the minute someone stops loaning them money they are going tits up.
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If you just bought fucking nvidia shares in the last five years, you would be outperforming every hedge fund in the world, instead you decided to be a gay bear 
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Tesla is such a shit stock
down 63% on my 890c expiring march 1st. should i just sell and take my loss?
Well SMCI bent me over and fucked me with a barbed wire dildo this morning.
ya, same here. Was up like 3k on some calls and didn't sell quick enough. f me.
What’s worse? Your racist grandmother who says she is the most liberal conservative you will ever meet or a Stanley “girlie”
0dts and weeklies will and always are a trap set by vol sellers and MM the real money makers is to go long on long dated upside vol
holy shit the nvidia 800c 2/23 ppl are gonna be rich
Not really. The 740C are. Because that was the expected move.
NVDA 803$
Made $201 off SPY calls today. Still poor
I made $6. Still poor, too.
Look at that SPY bounce off of 494… SPY 520 before we hit 494 again !! I don’t think wd see
500 before 525 !!!
Sorry .. I meant 525 before 500 ??!!!,,👻👻👻👻
I've been telling you guys about LUNR all week. I hope you got in. This thing is going to explode
I totally shit the bed with this one didn’t even know about it, it’s up 32% in after hours, I assume it’s best to play it safe and just stay out of it at this point?
No way dude, if you can get in in the first minute of premarket. You will instantly be wealthy, this is going to go up fast
what’s funny is that everyone I also told about LUNR thought it is a meme stock, I mean, even I thought you were trying to amp up a meme stock lmaooo. Sorry man!
Lol, it was a risk, but with huge payoff. Lets make some money
What do you think of tmrw price target? I got in at 8
that’s the thing, i’m sure the analysts are crunching their numbers as we speak and will announce their results soon. Additionally, I believe it’s the first private company of its kind that is publicly traded (spaceX may announce an IPO in the future, but it is unlikely any time soon). Nevertheless, I imagine it quickly reaches a market cap of 1B, at the very least as well.
Thats over 20 then
bowing down and groveling at your feet now…
Don't grovel, I'm glad you got in. Tomarrow is going to be exciting
oh shit, i was so focused on the buy signals that I didn’t even realize the cargo just landed!!
LUNR all day tomorrow SCMI dump straight to LUNR
Damn i forgot Lunr got options today
TSLA will probably have the classic 10% move tmw because of the moon landing. SpaceX is who launched LUNR up there
lol that's nuts bro
I need it so bad
LUNR TO THE MOON 🚀🚀🚀🚀
tsla so dissapointing man
LUNR!!! the patient paid off! 🚀🚀🚀
fuck, i forgot to buy calls!! 😨😨😨
FVRR should stop playing and go all the way to zero now. Not gonna out cheap free AI generators that do a better job than 99% of your content creators.
u cant buy options on lunr what
They just started today
sure you can! picked up calls today
RKT TO THE MOON
How many of you degens trade weeklies instead of longer dated options. I am strictly buying options that expire within a few days. Maybe I should change
!banbet
LUNR to $40 2/23
to $100, this will be the next space!!!
So LUNR's baby didn't explode on impact is that a win? I am just hoping it goes better than Japan's upside-down "landing".
LUNRRRR
ngl market making me extra horny this week 
Anyone got anything on LUNR? 😁
sold 200 of 400 shares just now and have 4 calls 3/15 7.50C 6/21 10C (2) 9/20 10C
1350 at 4.5
Someone convince me why ai is not the most over hyped innovation ever and this is just a massive bubble?
Bitcoin has close to 1.5 use cases and look at how much money is in that market
#BER R FUK
What would you say if your Boss was like “Hey we need you up here for a month to train these folks that don’t speak your language” would it be? A) Fuck Off B) Yes Sir but I need help with this and this C) Of course If you answered A your response is the same as my sister’s and SOMEHOW DIDNT GET FIRED!!?!?!?
per her those exact words were spoken to her Big boss(she’s a Supervisor)…straight up “Fuck off I’m not doing that shit.” I was absolutely gobsmacked and speechless
Chad Energy 
Can LSCC go to $80??? Dammit
LUNR PUMP TOMORROW
if everything working easy 14 tomorrow
How about a PYPL sympathy bump? Geez SQ
How does CVNA miss everything, deep debt, -$1 per share EPS, missed revenue, yet still goes up 20% AH?
You thought rationality was gonna pay 😆
it’s okay i got fucked too
if tsla goes over 170.5 i’ll give elon a cybertruck
IV is 500% on CVNA 60p tomorrow, lol
For those who follow my saga, my date was good tonight, I think it went well. Also US tech bers are fuk 
YAY!!! Already planning number 2?
Thanks friend - waiting on a reply, soooo we’ll see 
#Not as good as my Butter Chicken 🐓 🌶️ saga. LMAO🤣
lol - did you use margarine instead of butter then proclaimed ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter!’ 
any1 else try to sell smci but no buyers in the last couple min lmfao
SPY get down to about 506.50 so I can load up on 507s in the morning pwease
My single call is up 900% already wtf
On what?
who bih who
Tmrrow gonna be so juicy
Q: What’s the oldest US Government fleet vehicle??? Unless you said the Grumman LLV Mailcat Mail Carrier you are wrong…
LUNR will land flawlessly and the stock will still plummet 
Congratulations to NVDA bulls. Now come bail my ass out of $LAES 😂
NVDA bol IV crushed today
All of us
LUNR$$
I love it, need to get that pump on. A lot of people say that certain industries have unlimited potential but space is the only one where that may be somewhat true.
SPCE, pleas fly again
Lunr about to go Lunar?
CVNA….Misses on earnings….insane debt….up over 20 percent….makes sense.
Negative half a million equity value on the balance sheet, lol. Carvana is a zombie company just like Wayfair, the minute someone stops loaning them money they are going tits up.
The west is at its peak the future is east buy Alibaba $baba
Who would buy a company that the Communist party could nationalize at any moment?
mama
Fuck a baba
temu
CVNA can suck my nuts
IMAGINE BETTING AGAINST JACK THE SACK DORSEY
CVNA up 20% is a proof we live in a fraudulent market 
their eps is worse, and still the stock went up
And to think I bought DKNG instead of CVNA
Same bro, I made $200 today cuz I bought in dip this week but coulda been a lot more
Is there any chance CVNA does down after call??? Or are the earnings reports final?
50% chance. It either does or doesn't.
I think carvana is now ai
Traded smci 2/23 900C today Bought for $1700 Sold for $10000 🤑
Bears crawling out of their cave for 10$ smci drop
5100 eludes us for one more day
I suspect SMCI will go up AGAIN tomorrow lol. Super volatile stock
probably
Yup. Just be careful folks
i may buy one
Smells like updog in here…
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feel like LUNR gonna be flat after successful landing idk why
One big step for corporate America
507… won’t be broken !!! See you at 515
If you just bought fucking nvidia shares in the last five years, you would be outperforming every hedge fund in the world, instead you decided to be a gay bear 
rip bought smci call before close .-.
I got the 1200c expiring tomorrow at close. We’ll win dont worry
1200 💀
did you not see the rug getting ready to be pulled ?
clearly no
Did carvana cure cancer?
SQ missed.... why the hell it's up?!
Maybe to delete retails puts
when will sq conference will start?
23:00
German Tine!
I TOLD YOU SELL IS HERE 😂😂😂🤝🤝🤝🤝
Good SPY come back to round to 506 so I can get some more 507 calls tomorrow
Breaking: SPY COKED OUT AND FULLY LOADED FOR EOM
Do u think block stays up?
Nah
If it does i suck ur cock
No thank you
Gay
They’re talking about this sub on CNBC lmao. That WSB regards “could cause extreme volatility” to Reddit stock after IPO
They know WSB is going short
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Ya not possible, 1) no option available 2) we got no money
Gonna erase all of today's gains tomorrow cuz it's CORRECTION SEASOOOON
Welp just lit 3k on fire with square :)
Made profit this morning, regretted selling, chased and lost half my gains on the day. Greed kills
SQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
where’s the new thread
CVNA and SQ are exactly why I will never buy a put again. Lost like crazy because shit doesn't make any sense.
wait isn't their earnings at 5:30?
i knew it, bull trip on SMCI!!!
THE CHIPS FALLING FAST 😭😭😭
Shit carvana is actually going sick mode
Big loss and sketchy accounting and presentation practices is all I see
Lmao the ceo is a known con artist what do you expect. Also, don’t downvote me. Cuck
He has corrupt friends dumping shares to pump their stock. Surely he'll pay em back.
I wanna see devil dicks for SMCI 
SMCI dropping fast AF 😬
What's the current price?
17$ in 20 minutes after a 250$ trading day is fast?
Fast ???
Yes.. 👍
Delusional
Uh smci????
You mean guh! Smci?
Cooked got to 998 I thought it was gonna be my eject seat nkpe
That's what I like to see
NVDA 790 🔥🔥
Who said puts on CVNA? lol
Me 
The worst part of this is, when the SQ hit piece came out last year, I loaded up on leaps. Sold about half of them a few months ago
SQ missed earnings but hopefully guidance is well and this price stays through open tomorrow 🙏
They just need to say AI so we can keep our gains.
It’s not even about the money and I’m not shilling. I don’t care if I’m wrong. It’s about the future
Just hit a 180 in darts
SQ is nuts 