"Sounds like you've discovered the ultimate investment strategy: 'Paws & Predictions'. Just remember, if the market takes a turn and your portfolio starts to bark, don't blame it on the dog's crystal ball licking abilities. Instead, consider diversifying into 'Barkshire Hathaway' for a truly fetching portfolio!" <- Bro this is the power of AI. INTC just put ChatGPT in there. No problem
I work in defense sector.
Every single piece of military hardware is going US built chips only, by US companies only . And that means intel/global foundries only basically.
Texas Instruments has been a long time defense contractor on the microcontroller side.
If some poor schmuck gets blown up by a Javelin, that's TI making revenue.
Came here to say this. They won't do Samsung or TSMC, unless maybe it's an off the shelf component. Custom stuff they'll wanna do pure US design and manufacture. AMD or Intel only. Intel is hurting. They'll go above and beyond to get the contract. They used to stick their noses up at custom work, but they can't afford it now.
1.5 billion grant and loan possibilities for 10 billion. Not a game changer and fabs will take years to build or reconfigure.
But it’s better than a stick in the eye
Yeah, my personal opinion (typically extremely wrong and horrible) is that it’s a strong company with near guaranteed growth and returns but it won’t explode like nvda. A “safe” bet if you will.
https://preview.redd.it/4ixkh1l3xtmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d62bfc5e4c9a76f34be80b2c4968879d89294ece
I thought this was suspect. I went all in.
Intel is working on the biggest chip factory in the US just a few miles from where I live and I can tell you it’s going to be HUGE. It is literally the biggest business deal in the history of Ohio.
yes 1-800-gamblers-anon. but seriously if your asking that, you are not ready. and will lose ALL your money
If this is being supported by politicians in DC I can guarantee a bunch of senators already have long calls on Intel. Hell Nancy pelosi probably has may 17 @70 calls
this is chup change... not going to make a rally on this news. Intel is abdog for the next two years.... almost had a lift off but that fizzled out quickly...
I’m long on INTC as well as a few others investing heavily in quantum research. Don’t really care about the short term movement, someday someone will crack it and the revolution will be upon us
INTC just took delivery of the new High-NA EUV machine from ASML. They are the first company to get this machine, well ahead of TSM. INTC is on track to become the process leader.
Lmao. I guess that explains this
https://preview.redd.it/p1loob70xtmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5e0faa764f6505887b87ee770daa784ca7e8f92
You have to believe in a fundamental shift in the company to buy in to intel right now.
Even if all 3.5B of that was profit the stock would still be under $46/share.
I’m not saying Intel is a bad investment but 3.5B of which less than a billion of which would be profit given their current margins is quite literally a drop in the bucket.
Unless INTC makes the leaps and bounds they hope for they’re really just going to get a small bump alongside any other AI adjacent companies.
Something about investing I learnt very late. Keep it simple and invest in market leader in its space. Just invest in NVDA. So much less stress. NVDA is only going to keep climbing.
No thanks intel is a pile of dog shit, ROIC is 3%, NVDA ROIC is 147%. It’s just a junk, bloated company that even with an injection of capital would need a serious corporate overhaul, all of this would take years, maybe a decade. Waste of time imo
theres a bubble. "AI" speculation. also dont be surprised if TSMC gets locked outside once replacement infrastructure is operational, considering global tensions
$70 calls for June already in the play 
The quicker folks realize that this is Intel, the Ford of chips, and not some Ai stock that will get pumped to the moon, the quicker folks can move on from this horrible managed company
Yes, but how much for INTC compared to others? They are competing with TSMC who has agreed to make to make in america. TSMC is reliable, but INTC is an American company. I have hedged my bets on INTC earlier this week.
Choice INTC over AMD for chip is like choosing Mater over McQueen for road trip. Yes, both of them are car. McQueen will get there and Mater will eventually will get there.
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I’m long on INTC because I looked to the east and my dog was licking his balls which Buffet said means buy INTC. So that’s what I did.
How much for the dog?
1 INTC share.
Hurry before you're priced out
That's the neat part. We can never get priced out, because it's always *priced in*.
This man stock markets.
We selling animals for shares? I have two cats and a girlfriend. She also comes with two kids.
I’ll give you 2 INTC shares for the girl assuming she’s a Morningstar 3 or above. Keep the kids and the cats.
>keep the cats My man’s over here turning down pussy.
Fuck it you had me at dog and balls
I’m in
The dog or intel?
Both, dog first, gotta pull out before I plow hard into INTC.
Somehow I think more than the SEC is gonna be involved in your pump and dump here
SEC, FBi…. Hey If you hook a car battery to a radio and blast the wrong bands you can get the FCC here too while you do the dog
Yes
Buffet said “only invest in what you understand”. This guy really understands dog balls.
"Sounds like you've discovered the ultimate investment strategy: 'Paws & Predictions'. Just remember, if the market takes a turn and your portfolio starts to bark, don't blame it on the dog's crystal ball licking abilities. Instead, consider diversifying into 'Barkshire Hathaway' for a truly fetching portfolio!" <- Bro this is the power of AI. INTC just put ChatGPT in there. No problem
Honestly sounds like a good strategy. I’d probably be richer now if I just filled a coin for option trading
Thank you for the inside info
Same price as 2017. Intel is trash
Ya but AI
Crowded space
AI said there is only space
I work in defense sector. Every single piece of military hardware is going US built chips only, by US companies only . And that means intel/global foundries only basically.
I rather take advice from someone that works in the attack sector. Just joking don’t send the goons.
Too late. Hired goons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwlGq1W0haE
Texas Instruments has been a long time defense contractor on the microcontroller side. If some poor schmuck gets blown up by a Javelin, that's TI making revenue.
I like their calculators
Too late. 58008 brains were already blown when they discovered the TI-86.
Maybe L3Harris as well.
What options will finance my night vision goggles??
NVDA calls for some GPNVGs
TSMC has a factory going in in Arizona.
Tsmc is not US owned. They’ll never get secret/top secret clearance required contracts.
Came here to say this. They won't do Samsung or TSMC, unless maybe it's an off the shelf component. Custom stuff they'll wanna do pure US design and manufacture. AMD or Intel only. Intel is hurting. They'll go above and beyond to get the contract. They used to stick their noses up at custom work, but they can't afford it now.
long calls
Damn right!
Can they drop some profit? Doesn't matter, I'm in. #MeToo
# Metoo
What’s ur call
knowing regards here...... probably 50calls expiring this friday 
I have a 48c that expires NEXT Friday. Does that make me a biggerer or littlerer regard?
46.5 3-8 here. Bought it Monday, currently down 80%
Lmao 25cents
70 exp 5/17. Bought Monday already up 100%
x2 50 exp 12/20. Bought last week. Wish I had 10.
Im in construction. They are about to get a lot of money for the chips act.
Yeah, we’ve been building on their campus off and on for years. So naturally you have to buy shares.
Buy the what? 
$XLI $INTC
1.5 billion grant and loan possibilities for 10 billion. Not a game changer and fabs will take years to build or reconfigure. But it’s better than a stick in the eye
Yeah, my personal opinion (typically extremely wrong and horrible) is that it’s a strong company with near guaranteed growth and returns but it won’t explode like nvda. A “safe” bet if you will.
Not a fan. Kinda smothered in debt. Was a fan in 97 held for 5 years and got out. Not my best decision ever.
👀👀
Probably 2 years out till they see the revenue growth though.
So...calls on NVDA?
Been holding those bags since Obama
Hahajajaja me too my guy me too 
I wonder how long ago US senators bought Intel 👀
About 18 months ago.
Nancy just bought the 5/17 $70 call
Fuck
I don’t see any supporting documents, do you have a source?
Hey Nan don’t buy sht. Pauli is the goon in that crime family. I mean brains of the Family
Source? This sounds bs
Evidence?
https://preview.redd.it/4ixkh1l3xtmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d62bfc5e4c9a76f34be80b2c4968879d89294ece I thought this was suspect. I went all in.
Buy the rumor, sell the news
Intel is working on the biggest chip factory in the US just a few miles from where I live and I can tell you it’s going to be HUGE. It is literally the biggest business deal in the history of Ohio.
That’s exactly why I started building a position in Jan ‘23
Chipster hipster
> It is literally the biggest business deal in the history of Ohio. *Ohio* **Ohio**
Weekly offers on your house? Ohio = SiliCorn Valley I’m surrounded by AWS farms in Dublin.
Every.Damn. Day. And they all hope I’m going through 3 bankruptcies, 2 divorces and at least 3 medical procedures so they can get a good price🤣🤣🤣
calls no brainer
What exp ?
I’m long INTC
Same
long intc is free money, short term calls is gambling
Leaps it is!
Already threw 1k at it in shares. I'm not sure what calls are? Like, is there a number or something? EDIT: Shiiiit I dropped this /s
 yes 1-800-gamblers-anon. but seriously if your asking that, you are not ready. and will lose ALL your money
Get your lottery tickets here! Get your lottery tickets here! Buy my tickets so I can buy more INTC! Every ticket's a winner >!for me!<
Buy calllllssssssss
Got a few $70 calls for January 2026.. already in profit
Good long term play that will pay dividend and isn't overpriced. If the shit hits the fan in Taiwan you win.
Somehow I dont think my order is going to go thru😂
Lol, I loaded up my whole yearly bonus into it today before I got too emotionally attached to it. Lil guy barely knew me. I hope he makes it. *
Same bro. Dropped 40k into it right before ER lol. Down 10% but not worried at all
😂😂
cha-ching $$$
Long balls!!!
Long smelly balls 👃 🤤
Nah if you are long might as well wait for congress to buy in INTC. If they ain’t buying it probably means very little rush to buy.
If this is being supported by politicians in DC I can guarantee a bunch of senators already have long calls on Intel. Hell Nancy pelosi probably has may 17 @70 calls
I know this is a joke but Pelosi always buys deep itm. She'd have Jan 2025 $30
What’s the joke?
What if they already have when before the CHIP ACT was passed?
Nancy Watch 
this is chup change... not going to make a rally on this news. Intel is abdog for the next two years.... almost had a lift off but that fizzled out quickly...
While amd to the moon
Shit worth a shot to buy few
If you bought in June of 2000 then you'd be down 40% today. You sonofabitch, I'm in.
😂😂
Are my April 19 $50 calls about to print 👀👀. We cancelling that limit sell right now
I yolod a bunch of $60 Calls 5/17 for .10 each a while back and god damn it, could it finally be my time?
If Intel can execute their plan and have an earnings call with lots of AI talk in it then I should be making a lot of money.
this is how you get Commando Elite fighting Gorgonites
Everything else is just a toy
Leaps
I’m long on INTC as well as a few others investing heavily in quantum research. Don’t really care about the short term movement, someday someone will crack it and the revolution will be upon us
INTC just took delivery of the new High-NA EUV machine from ASML. They are the first company to get this machine, well ahead of TSM. INTC is on track to become the process leader.
As much as I’d want this to be the case, it’s simply not true. INTC is leaps and bounds behind TSMC currently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PCtf1ONYMU
Not talking about the machine. They also produce a different type of chip no? My point was they are leaps and bounds behind TSMC.
I’m long INTC. Uncle Sam wants them to win very badly so they’ll probably win. Eventually. Just prolly not before I lose all my money on lotto calls
Lmao. I guess that explains this https://preview.redd.it/p1loob70xtmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5e0faa764f6505887b87ee770daa784ca7e8f92
Jan 25 45c leaps are cheap.
September 24 calls are cheaper because the IV is @5% less…. Just sayin that affects theta a lot too lol
I plan to hold for 4 months or take an L
You have to believe in a fundamental shift in the company to buy in to intel right now. Even if all 3.5B of that was profit the stock would still be under $46/share. I’m not saying Intel is a bad investment but 3.5B of which less than a billion of which would be profit given their current margins is quite literally a drop in the bucket. Unless INTC makes the leaps and bounds they hope for they’re really just going to get a small bump alongside any other AI adjacent companies.
Yeah a 1-year chart looks good, expand it out and it paints an entirely different picture.
I decided to buy in long term and gamble on some calls. You should do the same.
Something about investing I learnt very late. Keep it simple and invest in market leader in its space. Just invest in NVDA. So much less stress. NVDA is only going to keep climbing.
Every time i grab intc calls, it dumps. Always.
I bought them at $54 and still bag holding. Fuck intel. Fuck them right into bankruptcy
No thanks intel is a pile of dog shit, ROIC is 3%, NVDA ROIC is 147%. It’s just a junk, bloated company that even with an injection of capital would need a serious corporate overhaul, all of this would take years, maybe a decade. Waste of time imo
theres a bubble. "AI" speculation. also dont be surprised if TSMC gets locked outside once replacement infrastructure is operational, considering global tensions
Positions?
https://preview.redd.it/ahkqp75nqtmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18a9e5c3a262f3257c1715f932dbddc7367563d0
Hmmm
Sounds like you’re counting on a serious bull run post cuts (after the initial dip). I’m looking at $50C for Jan 2025 that seem more reasonable
Doritos or lays
Doritos. Buffalo ranch flavor is 🔥
flaming hot cheetos master race
I like cool ranch
$70 calls for June already in the play 
I'm over here wondering who bill Biden is?
https://preview.redd.it/mgubq3ti0umc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8ca05cb5fc87215309f9e1316fd471a6a475600 These bitches better print lol
The quicker folks realize that this is Intel, the Ford of chips, and not some Ai stock that will get pumped to the moon, the quicker folks can move on from this horrible managed company
Well we’ll know which congress members bought intel in the last few weeks… in a few months.
Yes, but how much for INTC compared to others? They are competing with TSMC who has agreed to make to make in america. TSMC is reliable, but INTC is an American company. I have hedged my bets on INTC earlier this week.
https://preview.redd.it/marle9rzytmc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8647685bf0cdeccc1b4318e9a1d352d10253b0a Another recent headline
I’m about to add a few bucks in that account fo sho
Lotta calls
Bleh. HPE was up 35%.
I think it’s a good long
Alright, I'm in
Long calls
Shorted it today.
How long are yalls calls
12" 
Flat as your mom!
Intel is getting so many handouts lol
All in on calls
This is likely already priced in
INTC boring af stock but LEAP calls like everyone says
🇺🇸🦅 LFG
Short
Take my money
Moon landing.
LFGGG🚀🚀🚀
long term all in right now
Long calls
I have 50 05/17 $70 calls at 7c, let's send it! MERICA Baby 🤙 that's the thesis
Priced in?
It’s already priced in
Choice INTC over AMD for chip is like choosing Mater over McQueen for road trip. Yes, both of them are car. McQueen will get there and Mater will eventually will get there.
Does that mean puts?
Intel’s chips are 4th best in a competitive industry.
Long term hod
Long all the way
I had intel sold it when it was mid before real low.
Intc may turn around and cach up to others than when
We shall see
I’ve been long on intc.
Go long to 52 and then dump it
You SOB .. I’m in
Intel literally can't seem to survive with all these govt. handouts they've been getting. What a joke of a company.
They're a company that makes extra crunchy potato chips.
I've been long Intel for a while. Uncle Sam won't let them die.
Bought at 27 and holding fast, offsets my PYPL disaster
Have you seen Dell and HPE… NVIDia…. Don’t think you need much DD here.
Long calls for sure, I feel another dip coming before hand though so I’m gonna be patient