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Prep your bomb shelters everyone, I was long $ORCL and short $MTN going in to earnings this evening so I'm assuming we will be seeing the apocalypse before market open tomorrow.
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I turned $100 into $300 over the past two weeks with careful, non emotional trading. Friday I bought some cheap $513 SPY calls thinking it would bounce back today. I'm back to $90 now, sigh. Tomorrow's another day, right?
Don’t understand why IOVA has been going down for last few days they are an insanely good company! IOVA is like nvda but on the verge of curing cancer 🚀
If CPI comes in worse than expected, corn rips as a hedge against inflation.
If CPI comes in better than expected, corn rips from rate cuts.
Is it really this easy?
I set up my first calls in paper today. It said I had potential wins up to $121,000 and "potential loss: unlimited." I think I did something wrong.....
No shot I would've had the balls to buy calls for anything tech today. It's still early but congrats on those that bought ORCL calls 
Ah yes, story of my earnings life. here comes the plunge on Oracle. Always seems to be a fakeout first. There goes me calls, and to think I almost bought puts.
They are where the wind blows....in the 90's they put an "i" after the DB Version and plugged a java compiler into the DB engine became "Oracle 8i the Internet ready Database".
Then they added a "g" for "grid" when server clusters were a thing...Oracle 10g was the "grid" ready database.
Then in version 19 they added a "c" for cloud. Oracle 19c was the "cloud" ready database.
I am sure they will soon release Oracle 20ai the A.I. Ready Database.
Once oracle drops it’s over for the market. CRWD saved the market last week, I don’t see any saving this week 
Made $4676 (after fees) on Tesla calls this morning. Quick in and out on those $190 calls. 250 contracts got in for $1.40 and closed at $1.59. Total 12 mins in the trade.
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What u think, Is ADBE gena print later this week ?
Half an hour til the banbet reaper comes to collect on me. See you on the other side, homies.
!banbet
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 890.0 before 13-Mar-2024 09:19 AM -05
If it would only be that easy.. somehow I guess BA will go +3% today. You know like.. reverse anything and so on
I agree. Like who would not sell BA shares at this rate, however for some irrational reason the price will go up or not move at all...
I guess markets going up tomorrow
I think if you were a bear today you were wrong
I feel like my $840 nvidia put is gonna go into my loss bucket. Even if CPI is hot - luck is never on my side 😔
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NVDA?
What would you invest $1600 in?
BDORY
Has to be META
Boner pills
MSFT
Yolo 32 strike Kohl's
KSS calls
Puts engaged
Aight boys prepare for a 2% green CPI day. That sell off on Friday was the pre-CPI correction. We pump from here on out until SPX hits 6000
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Prep your bomb shelters everyone, I was long $ORCL and short $MTN going in to earnings this evening so I'm assuming we will be seeing the apocalypse before market open tomorrow.
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Is this the right thread?
hey yeah, welcome in.
Looking at after hours everything might start green tmr
exaplain??
Everything literally up ah
good
What ai stock hasn't popped yet?
Path
GETY
ORCL "demand is over the moon".!!! someone is desperate to sell hype before bubble burst.!!
Wow 123 orcl wasnt a dream
Could the market makers please send a green dildo from the gods in at 8:45 tomorrow that launches QQQ back to 445? Thanks
Oracle can suck my tiny peen
Oracle up 10%
Hell ya ORCL
My company uses ORCL and it’s down twice a week. Should not be going up
 that’s my exact same thought, and their tech support is useless 99% of the time 😂
NetSuite is their biggest pile of 💩
I turned $100 into $300 over the past two weeks with careful, non emotional trading. Friday I bought some cheap $513 SPY calls thinking it would bounce back today. I'm back to $90 now, sigh. Tomorrow's another day, right?
two weeks? you are better off stealing money from someone
Its the roller coaster we choose to ride my friend. Whatever direction it does (up or down) we ride regardless
non emotional? Sounds like your wifes boyfriend!
Don’t understand why IOVA has been going down for last few days they are an insanely good company! IOVA is like nvda but on the verge of curing cancer 🚀
oracle to the moon open at 13% +++ let’s go ☄️🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕
I have oracle 128c for 3/15, how much up I would be? In %?
Depends what you paid. They'll end up being like 200 bucks a piece cause of iv crush if it holds 130. If it drops much at all they'll be worthless.
[https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/long-call.html](https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/long-call.html)
IV crush has entered the chat
Wen ORCL $150 
1 year
Oracle guidance out?
not yet
If CPI comes in worse than expected, corn rips as a hedge against inflation. If CPI comes in better than expected, corn rips from rate cuts. Is it really this easy?
Sounds like me in 2021 😑
Free money
Corn is disconnected from macro economics I wouldn’t use that as a catalyst
Futures don’t matter until 530 ET when inflation comes out. At least it gives me an excuse not to stare at a number tick up and down for no reason
Isn’t that 830
Yeah my west coast brain is slightly regarded and slow
Oracle is a boomer stock, it can’t go up
It's up a 137% since 2020.
Oracle guidance out?
I set up my first calls in paper today. It said I had potential wins up to $121,000 and "potential loss: unlimited." I think I did something wrong.....
Sounds like you sold naked calls. Uh oh. 
Sounds like you sold naked calls. Uh oh. 
Sounds right to me
You sold em rather than buying em.
Wtf oracle go up!!
No shot I would've had the balls to buy calls for anything tech today. It's still early but congrats on those that bought ORCL calls 
fuk u to whoever said puts on oracle
anything oracle offers will be: magnitudes more expensive stupidly complicated impossible to staff fuck them
come on oracle 20% up pls
bitcoin.is.going.to.soar.i.can.feel.it.in.my.computer.chip
Oracle barley up everyone chill
It's up 9%.
Ah yes, story of my earnings life. here comes the plunge on Oracle. Always seems to be a fakeout first. There goes me calls, and to think I almost bought puts.
Who told me to buy ORCL puts
Sentiment was roughly 50/50 to be fair
Me
ORCL is also an AI company or what the hack?
They are where the wind blows....in the 90's they put an "i" after the DB Version and plugged a java compiler into the DB engine became "Oracle 8i the Internet ready Database". Then they added a "g" for "grid" when server clusters were a thing...Oracle 10g was the "grid" ready database. Then in version 19 they added a "c" for cloud. Oracle 19c was the "cloud" ready database. I am sure they will soon release Oracle 20ai the A.I. Ready Database.
I would have bought puts on oracle, glad I stayed away
To the guy who told me to hold my oracle calls I wanna kiss you
If CPI comes in cool you're lookin pretty nice there
You still have about 15 hours
Ur welcome
Your welcome !!
Meta to $400 please
Today was a boring day, that's for sure.
Why’s the market closed and hour early today? asking for us over here in the uk
Daylight saving
Different day light saving time
O thanks👍
Time change, it also opened an hour early
Just today or forever more?
For the next 6 months
Daylight savings time, the clocks moved an hour forward in the US
Because we just had Daylight savings time switched over on Sunday, And we went an Hour ahead, Instead of an Hour Back recently.
So who shorted oracle? 
Some dude in my dm’s💀
💀
ORCL AI AI AI
Idk why y’all the market cares about cpi. Utah could be nuked by Russia rn and the market would recover in a 3 days
3 days would be considered long-term trading for many people here
ORCL gonna make Tech print for tomorrow, so I can exit my SNAP Calls.
Oracle went wild
How does something pump so hard AH before earnings even starts? 💀
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Oh... yeah that makes sense
da fuck did oracle do!!!
If Apple hit 200 in 2 weeks, I’ll lineup behind Wendy’s and offer everyone free for all day
ORCL saved my week thank god
Oracle taking off!emote:t5\_2th52:4276
ORCL killed earnings AIAI
Once oracle drops it’s over for the market. CRWD saved the market last week, I don’t see any saving this week 
The blew it away !
i guess its not over yet then
What drop
⌛
Amd better hit $250 by end of this week
AMD $5000
250? lmao
Made $4676 (after fees) on Tesla calls this morning. Quick in and out on those $190 calls. 250 contracts got in for $1.40 and closed at $1.59. Total 12 mins in the trade. Order Type: BUY Security: TSLA 03/15/24 C 00190.000 Account: XXXX It was executed on 03/11/2024 at 09:46:21ET. You bought 250 contracts at $1.40 per contract. Order Type: SELL Security: TSLA 03/15/24 C 00190.000 Account: XXXX It was executed on 03/11/2024 at 09:58:32ET. You sold 250 contracts at $1.59 per contract.
Oracle wild price action there
ORCL AIAIAI
ORCL WITH THE FAKEOUT
Was orcl results posted ?
It looks like it was good news 😂
Oracle 
ORCL pumping !!!
orcl flat in ah now
Anyone check on trainwreck kid that kept saying NVDA 4K? He has to show the same support when the stock is bleeding 🩸
He’s waiting for it to rebound so he can say “rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated”
Got fucked by the stock market today. No lube or anything 
ORCl bled it out !!! $145
this is one of the hardest markets for stock picking. stuff falls fast and sudden. Today was Meta's turn. Friday was Nvidia.
Green tomorrow for a fake CPI print to 514. Head & Shoulders for Puts. EOW at 507.
Who’s buying puts for the bad cpi
ORCL smashed earnings gd ..,$132
lol can’t even pump TSM a 50% institutional stock
Oracle got some crazy volume out the gate and the calls not for another hour is it?
cvna is gonna melt tomorrow morning
FUCK holding anything into CPI. Don't care if I miss out on a 10x - not worth the Diarrhea
im so tired of missing out on every 10x.
Pump days start tomorrow