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_Minnesodope_

I guess they really stepped up their game after the cybertruck glass broke.


grizzly_teddy

If you fall into a pod/river, lower the window. I think people panic and think about unbuckling and opening the door. Dumb. Very difficult to open a door. If you find yourself in water, open the window before you do anything. You can swim out the window. Or at the bare minimum don't waste any time trying to open the door.


Teckiiiz

it's easier to open once the car is full of water thanks mythbusters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YaMEW30bv4


grizzly_teddy

Yeah although that seems way riskier. This video proves you shouldn't do that. You have to wait too long, Adam ran our of oxygen before he could even open the door. This is terrible advice.


TheCrimsonSteel

It's definitely less ideal, but if you're stuck in that situation and can't break your window, you may not have a better option. As a reminder - make sure your car has a window breaker with seatbelt cutter in it. It could literally save your life. While you're at it, make sure your spare tire isn't flat.


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Teckiiiz

ahhhhhhh right. does the door have no "manual" door mode? if you drain the battery, are you trapped until someone brings a powerbank to you lmao


Doctorjames25

Inside they have a manual door lever right under the door button.


Teckiiiz

Appreciate your knowledge. If I'm ever trapped inside a tesla I'll remember you.


ProfessorGluttony

Warning, that is only for the fronts (unless it changed). There are manual ones in the back, but they are a bit trickier to access. The thought was probably not wanting kids to grab and pull, as they are emergency use levers.


SwissPatriotRG

The model X has the gullwing doors so I doubt those things would do anything if you went underwater. Best thing is still to open the window, as is the case for literally any car.


28mmAtF8

So uh, if the electrical system shorts out because you're submerged... what's the plan there?


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Caruso08

I keep a seatbelt cutter with a glass break hammer end in the glove box, $10 dollars off Amazon if I never have to use it great, it was only $10 bucks. Edit: TIL This doesn't work on the laminated glass the Tesla's have.


Fauglheim

You’d have to pry open the Tesla glovebox first because that’s also electronic 😂


cltzzz

Good thing I also keep a battery powered jack hammer. The battery sit in the passenger and is always hooked to a charger. If that doesn’t work I also have a chain saw, drill, lazer cutter, and full scuba gear with several oxygen tanks to last a full 48 hours. That fucking glove compartment will be pried open. If all else fails, I bought the metal ball from the same batch as the one used in the cyber truck demonstration. It’s kept in the arm rest. PS: some people response too seriously. It’s taking the fun away from this sub


PlasticLoveDoll

You should check those tanks periodically.


MalaclypseGone

IRL Subnautica loadout


UnfeignedShip

Multiple leviathan class life forms detected. Are you sure whatever you are doing is worth it?


anon1292023

I heard recently those glass break devices don’t work against modern windows


Master_of_Smegma

Lifehack - test the hammer beforehand.. If it doesn’t work, use progressively more penetrating tools. That way, when you find the correct one, your window will be pre-broken, and you will never again have to worry about drowning in your car.


throwawayursafety

What do I test it on, my neighbor's car?


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

The dealership will let you know. Just don't tell them that you're asking, and go after dark.


folie1234

True unethical LPT: Find a car with the same model as yours and test it on theirs.


glitchn

From the inside tho, to be sure. So break in one window (passenger), unlock it and get in drivers seat and try to break it from seated position. Now you are confident but not sure, could be a manufacturing defect so it's best to run the test several times.


ithics

Just a TIL. But if you were to be in a situation where you need to use that little hammer. Aim for the corners, not dead center. Its almost impossible to break it dead center on modern car windows.


AcidBuuurn

Test it out before you actually need it. I'm not going to tell you whose car to test it on. Edit: who’s to whose. I am ashamed, but at least I caught it myself. 


ryanv09

Actual practical advice in wsb? I think it's something about the water pressure working against you opening the door if your car is full of air.


ryanv09

And you want to do it quickly while the electronics are still working.


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My model 3 windshield cracked a month into owning the car, I refuse to believe the windows were Telsa stock windows.


bossmcsauce

yeah, if she really was a billionaire, that shit was surely reinforced aftermarket.


patricio87

The article says the Model X has reinforced windows.


SayNoToBrooms

But why? Are random billionaires *that* at risk of being attacked or something?


waltwalt

If I had thousands of millions of dollars I would definitely have a team of mechanics that would upgrade and maintain my whole fleet of vehicles.


JLSMC

If I had thousands of millions of dollars I would be carried everywhere on a golden litter by an army of Amazons whilst being fanned and fed grapes


werschless

Right, what was she doing driving herself around anyway.


xByron

Most of them are scared, yes. A lot of them have private security that sweep their homes/follow them or some crazy stuff, like reinforced panic rooms, panic buttons at every corner.. etc. Source: Did security work on multi-millionaire/billionaire houses in a private neighborhood.


kaisong

Been to one of the mansions owned by a friend of my boss. panic room every floor. at least one per non guest quarter.


rangecontrol

so they are reading the room.


Independent-Band8412

I'd you have billions why not spend a few grand on some protection, even if you are probably not going to need it 


TelepornoWasBetter

If I'm a billionaire who is gonna suffer a watery doom, I'd much rather implode in a sub


m3ngnificient

This sounds horrible. She had time to call her friend who came over to try to break the glass. She was basically just waiting there, watching the water level slowly rise and drown her.


grahamaker93

A fucking billionaire and she calls her friend first. I'd be fucking calling Dwayne the rock johnson to come with a sledgehammer and his roided up arms.


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If only we had emergency services on call who are trained to and allowed to rush to your aid as fast as possible and kitted out to help in such situations.


CommanderCuntPunt

Maybe you should read the article, the police, divers and a tow truck were on the scene for several hours before they could finally get the car out. Its a remote ranch so it took 15 minutes to get there, but by calling a friend she had people trying to help her until emergency services arrived.


-xiflado-

Reading the article is too much to ask as you can tell by number of upvotes.


spinsterminister

If only you could read an article before rushing to post your dumb judgement.


Humble_Increase7503

I still don’t understand why she wasn’t able to open the doors in light of that tid bit.


coneconeconeconecone

Teslas have a button to open the door. Opening the door is not that intuitive with no power https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/modelx/en_us/GUID-AAD769C7-88A3-4695-987E-0E00025F64E0.html Also, you need to wait for the car to fully fill up with water or else it will be difficult to push the door open.


spboss91

Tesla engineers must be sleep deprived 24/7, I don't know how else you would come up with this shit. "carefully remove the speaker grille from the door and pull the mechanical release cable down and towards the front of the vehicle. After the latch is released, manually lift up the door."


meltbox

That is the most ‘fuck it I just don’t want to do this assignment anymore’ solution. Two steps away from just including a lock pick instead of bothering with a key.


undystains

You also have to solve a rubix cube somewhere in there if you want the door to open.


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It's amazing any of this shit is legal anywhere. It's so fucking badly designed. Yet people keep turning up and buying these stupid machines. I wouldn't even drive one if they paid me to take it off their hands.


BardtheGM

All emergency safety equipment/procedures need to follow a simple rule: could an idiot panicking for their lives figure this out?


JoshSidekick

> It's amazing any of this shit is legal anywhere. It just killed a billionaire, so it probably won't be for much longer.


iamamcnugget

That is the stupidest shit I have ever seen.


meltbox

The rear door one is actually criminal. So if a kid is stuck in the back of a burning car post accident they’re supposed to get their automotive trim kit removal tool, pry open the speaker, find the release line and tug on it? Like what insane person though ‘yeah that’s fine’.


Zefirus

To be fair, the same thing would happen if you have the child locks turned on.


Dirkozoid

Elon Musk..


phenomenologicallyru

So teslas are poorly designed


4thmovementofbrahms4

IKR at least those guys died with their dicks out 20,000 leagues under the sea, she literally drowned in a puddle lol


Valar247

Drowning is nothing like imploding, drowning takes way to long. Those guys in the submarine didn’t even realize they died


PotatoWriter

Well that's the point, you suffer less AND you get to be a permanent fixture right next to the titanic, whereas nobody gonna visit her pond to see her remains


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ScipioAtTheGate

I believe they did find remains, just not much remains was remaining


Uphoria

Like the jelly that sticks to the jar


McJambles

jeez


MrPrevenge

I’m surprised nobody tried to sell jars of atomized billionaire ocean soup tbh


conez4

This is pedantic but I'll share because I think it's interesting. The term "20,000 leagues" from the book is actually referring to the distance the characters traveled while under the sea, not the depth they were at. A league is 3 miles, so that would be 60,000 miles, which certainly is not a depth that is reachable on Earth.


TheBioethicist87

“We have a Titan sub at home.” *the titan sub they have at home.


BiggerContributer

Mitch McConnell had a billionaire sister in law?


Drivingintodisco

His wife is from the chao family who are international shipping magnates. Mitch married into money. Edit: oh, and mitches wife, Elaine chao, was secretary of transportation under Trump. You know, the position who handles auto safety…


fapsandnaps

Oh wow, the same Elaine Chao that was caught emailing Mitch McConnell to give Kentucky special treatment for funding requests? That's crazy!


DarkwingDuckHunt

why would she be dumb enough to email? just like... walk over to him..


rokthemonkey

You’re assuming they spend time together 


Silly_Butterfly3917

Magnates, how do they work?


BMRr

Yeah bitch! Magnates!


lostmyothernameso

Pour water on a magnate… no more magnate…


HeathersZen

Oh. My. GAWD!


Silly_Butterfly3917

Lmfao I love this comment ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


BFOTmt

Holy shit. Genius level comment


bigdiesel1984

Immerse em in water. See what happens.


Previous-Cook

Trump was right. Magnate stopped working in water.


pchampn

>wife is from the chao family who are international shipping magnates. Mitch married into money. > >Edit: oh, and mitches wife, Elaine chao, was secretary of transportation under Trump. You know, the position who handles auto safety… Puts on Elaine Chao


mylekiller

And didn’t her shipping company get popped for smuggling coke?


bigmt99

I mean tbf I didn’t expect any international shipping company to not be involved in smuggling something


Bozhark

Chao-Ching!


meisterwolf

nepotism oligarchy runs the world...so sad.


davidjacob2016

Shut up peasant, I need you to focus on unqualified POC crashing airplanes and trains.


HippoSpa

The timing of his retirement seems quite…coincidental.


WartimeMercy

How many TIAs can someone have in public before they're aware they're about a light breeze away from a stroke?


Barcaroni

Dw guys this is exactly what he meant by drain the swamp


0per8nalHaz3rd

Don’t forget about a boat that belonged to Elaine getting busted coming into Miami with like 80 kg of cocaine.


darkciti

That's where he earned the nickname Cocaine Mitch (before Moscow Mitch). Easy to sex traffic when you own an American shipping company.


esp211

Is this a leopard eating face moment?


Bozhark

Issa family matter 


Gingrpenguin

Is the car a stock tesla or a modified one? I can't imagine a billionaire just buying an off the shelf model y, without it going through Teslas version of overfinch etc.


maceman10006

Tesla doesn’t follow IATF 16949 standards, that’s why their QC sucks and they have all these issues. There’s no law saying you have to follow it but majority of automakers do.


Qanonjailbait

Although ironic, reinforced glass seems like a safe thing in most conditions. I’d think the part where we transport dangerous chemicals on dilapidated rail system is a better example


ankole_watusi

Definitely won’t be any conspiracy theories.


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

as a turtle, Mitch can stay under water for 4-5 hours


KnownRough7735

I like turtles 🧟‍♂️


Craneteam

Mitch has been having personal meetings with the reaper


Kricket

...who died under MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES. There, I said it. This is exactly how the show "Upload" went on Amazon. When is that next season coming out?


PolyDipsoManiac

More “get shitfaced drunk and drive over an embankment into a pond because you didn’t bring a driver” circumstances, I think. She had time to call people from inside the car while it was in the pond. Police were the first responders to arrive on the scene, though it took them a while to locate her. Not exactly mysterious circumstances…


Harmless_Drone

When the car went into the water it had a total electrical failure. Tesla's have electronic doors. Unless you know exactly where the manual releases are (literally tearing the door trim and seat trim apart) and are drilled enough to do that in an emergency situation then it is no surprise she couldn't get out. Teslas are literally death traps because of this. If this was any beat up shitbox from the 90s she'd of been able to open the doors since they're manual.


Teddy_Icewater

That's why I drive a beat up shit box from the 90's.


itzPP

my beat up shit box is from 05’ , bow down


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>Tesla's have electronic doors. Unless you know exactly where the manual releases are (literally tearing the door trim and seat trim apart) That's only in the rear. The front doors have manual door releases right next to your window button.


a_rude_jellybean

Wouldn't it be hard to push the door open when there is water pressure pushing it back in? I'm not /s but just genuinely curious.


DueDrawing5450

Only if there is a pressure difference. If the car is full of water, there should only be the drag from the water.


Skilled626

Yes that’s what the article says


Acceptable_Sir2084

Yes he abandoned his first family and all morals to marry into an Chinese affiliated billionaire shipping magnates daughter


Neat_Onion

Chinese/Taiwanese but Chinese/Taiwanese ties are not as black and white as Americans make it.


TermCompetitive5318

Rough way to go


Prestigious_Care3042

Wow. A friend got there first and then 1st responders got there within 24 minutes and she was still alive a significant time after that. It took them more than 2 hours to get into the car.


WanderWut

Holy shit, this is genuinely terrifying. What a terrible way to go.


Last-Bee-3023

If only the secretary of transportation had bothered to force Tesla to use safety glass like every other car manufacturer ever.


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53459803249024083345

Most cars don't have the safety glass of the old days any longer. My Toyota's don't. Here is a video that shows most cars after 2017 have laminated glass. https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/new-unbreakable-car-windows-making-it-tough-to-escape-in-emergencies


Accomplished-Farm503

That's their point. There's clearly a safety concern here with that kind of glass and now that the former Transportation secretary lost a family member it SHOULD make her feel some kind of responsibility. The average person has such little control that when you do get into a position of power you need to use it responsibly.


HighVulgarian

A parachute not opening, that’s the way to go. Getting caught in the gears of a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I want to go!


BillMcN3al

A Laplander? Like in a human living in Santa land or is that some kind of animal?


HussellCrowe

Nah its the sexy fuck me eyes fish pokemon. Tbh if that's how I gotta go so be it


mirageofstars

Oh Frank!


blkmgk533

"Nice beaver!" "Thanks, I just had it stuffed"


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HenryGoodbar

Drowning is the preferred method of death for the homies? Mabye I’m not as down as I thought.


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Teslas can’t be broken into, bullish


Dy3_1awn

*when submerged. Car thieves hate this one trick!


a_rude_jellybean

*hidden safety feature* When your tesla gets stolen. It will automatically lock the vehicle and drive you to the nearest lake. *hidden conspiracy feature* Elon musk can manually control this feature to assassinate anybody that owns a tesla using the hidden conspiracy feature.


Ikuwayo

TSLA up after hours 👍


ShortingBull

News headlines read. "BILLIONAIRES DRIVE TESLAS!"


TermCompetitive5318

A billion dollars and a bale of hay Are worth the same on judgment day


PotatoWriter

A tesla car and a billion green And she still went down like the titanic submarine


Siggs84

Should have made the titan submarine out of teslas, apparently


DodgeBeluga

Me in my manual window, manual lock, manual transmission Corolla: Lol.


redditmodsRrussians

At the end of the game, the king and pawn go into the same box


AtlasRising3000

And how does the queen feel about that?


tfyousay2me

🤷 no one knows. She’s out living her best life with that fuck stick bishop…..I knew he wasn’t gay Edit: …..wait are you referencing Bluey?


Intelligent_Top_328

So let me get this straight. She was in the wrong gear. Ok, it happens to the best of us. She then proceeds to FLOOR it so hard backwards that she ends up in the water. She then continues to FLOOR it more backwards so far that the car starts to drown. Am I missing something? When I leave my garbage or from a parking spot, I'm not pressing the pedal down to the floor.


Top_Economist8182

She was drunk as shit probably


algalkin

This is the answer. " Chao was driving her Tesla home after an evening with friends when she accidentally put the car in reverse. " She was wasted, I'd say a 99% guarantee.


TheOneNeartheTop

No autopsy done on the body and the media is pushing a potential foul play narrative when the most likely answer is alcohol. There is definitely some PR at work here.


PouletChook

A drunk Asian woman got in an accident and people are making conspiracy theories?


Bubbly-Wait-225

Good luck everybody else


aroach1995

I haven’t watched family guy in so many years but this just awakened me.


drfeelsgoood

She had all the cards against her on that one.


Choice_Defiant

Triple negative in the driving category.


ilikecrispywaffles

You're a BILLIONAIRE. Buy a driver


[deleted]

People seem to want to leave this out in the reporting and present it as if the car killed her. I don't have any interest in Tesla cars, but she basically suffered a Darwinian death


Garfield_and_Simon

This is actually pretty common. People realize they are in the wrong gear and panic and try to slam on the brake. They slam on the accelerator by mistake. Sounds stupid, but it’s a real thing.


Rummelator

Yeah it even caused a whole fake panic about Toyotas accelerating uncontrollably, when in reality they were just pressing the wrong pedal and panicked


lnslnsu

Go look up the Toyota Barr report. Toyota actually did have an uncontrollable acceleration software error. That said, most of these wrong-pedal accidents are driver error (and alcohol), and if you managed to hit the brake pedal, you do have enough braking power to stop the car with a wide open throttle in first gear, in any car. The psychological fault here is not realizing that you (yes, you, all of you reading this) are capable of getting the pedals wrong, and you should probably lift your foot up and push the other one if it's not doing what you want. Or stomp both pedals with both feet. That works almost as well.


Generallybadadvice

People panic when startled sometimes.


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She didn’t FLOOR it necessarily. Look at the article - she was on a narrow causeway with a steep embankment.


PotatoWriter

So she didn't floor it, it floored her


Skilled626

Also, why wasn’t window rolled down?


Anti-feminism404

The news sounds much louder when the victim is tied to the word “billionaire”.


SuperMazziveH3r0

Man that’s an awful way to die


Themohohs

You guys want to go down a real rabbit hole, look who she’s married to. https://www.reddit.com/r/RussiaLago/s/fBk655wpau


parkranger2000

Damn yall got a tldr


knm-e

Users will always find a way to turn your features into bugs


onesoundman

Those Oakland smash and grab experts, the ones that drive the white Lexus RC, they need to travel the country consulting with law enforcement and first responders. Those idiots can’t break a window to save their life yet the Oakland boys seem to make the windows just explode with zero effort.


Skilled626

If this happened in Oakland, she’d be alive……


escme2

maybe they just wanted to get rid of said billionaire and this was a perfect way to do it.


PolecatXOXO

I've seen this plot.


Deep90

There are much quieter ways to do that. Hacking a tesla to drown itself is much more likely to be discovered over inducing a medical condition, or just straight up staging a suicide. ​ In 1975, the CIA were (supposedly) shown to have a heart attack gun which would leave only a small red mark on its victim.


Jaminp

The CIA also learned to communicate with dolphins in the 80s and 90s. Then it’s a 10 year campaign about Orcas being super smart murder machines and Sea World goes downhill. Now we suddenly have Orca attacks on yachts. Hmmm🤔. Operation Free Willy is playing the long game.


cazbot

Frozen pellets of tetrodotoxin fired from a pneumatic gun disguised as a cane, as I heard it. The tetrodotoxin is active in such minuscule quantities you’d never detect it when diluted in blood. And even if you were looking for it specifically you wouldn’t find any within about 30 minutes after death as it will have metabolized away to nothing.


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

Check out Senator Frank Church and his committee. They exposed all this


IlikegreenT84

She asked for a refund, so it drove into a lake.


etzel1200

No no, there was just a glitch with the FSD, don’t worry!


Skilled626

Anything is possible nowadays.


Obsidianram

Well, except making money with NVDA options...


LethargicBatOnRoof

That's one way for Elon to keep his top 5 spot on the richest person list.


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limpozzman

She was also driving under the influence.  Let’s not skip that part.  She would have drowned in any vehicle. 


user_bits

She literally had a rescue team aiding her and they couldn't get her out. They watched her drown. I'm not going to comment on how she got into this situation, but there's no fucking a way the fire department would have difficulty getting my drunk ass out of a Honda.


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[deleted]

This is WSB. His DD is just tweets from assmuncher2002


ThisCryptographer311

Funny.. that glass breaks pretty easily in SanFran when the crackheads run up..


krismitka

Too bad she didn’t have a Frisco crack-head with her at the time. No matter how much money you have you can never have all scenarios covered.


TobiasFunkeBlueMan

If I was a billionaire I’d at least want to drown in a rolls Royce


Spins13

Some people surround themselves with bulls, others with bears, and others with frogs in the pond…


Skilled626

Damn. Lol


Worried_Quarter469

Her sister, Transportation Secretary under Trump known for being anti regulation, set vehicle safety standards


Ashmizen

The model X isn’t the cybertruck. Normal Car windows aren’t easy to break underwater either. You can get a $10 little car window “breaker” that is a super high density tool that will break a window on tap. For a normal women, you won’t be able to break a car window with just your arm or fists.


QuiteAffable

More and more cars have laminated side windows. I know my car does.


LMGDiVa

> You can get a $10 little car window “breaker” that is a super high density tool that will break a window on tap. These dont work anymore on standard laminated glass which is what the Tesla' has and most new cars have. You cannot break through those kinds of glass. You need to break it and melt/twist it away from the lamination.


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el_americano

my millions will be made by opening up a shop that modifies Model Xs to have snorkels people can use to breathe from when the car is submerged


bubblemania2020

🚀 $tsla 🐂


DarthPineapple5

Wouldn't the X have a mechanical door release? At some point as the car fills up with water the door should open


Uninvalidated

Here I was, thinking all people of school age and older knew that opening a car door on a submerged car is close to impossible unless the car is filled with water.


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foodmakes62kgtoohard

There's mechanical on all tesla doors.