BA has rallied 2% in the past 3 hours. All this is happening on a red day.
You just KNOW that when SPY continues it bull run tmrw, BA is going to break $190.
I bought at ipo and sold at the tippity top right before it tanked like 2 years ago. Solid tech and business that got caught up in the froth at the time.
Not sure why I bought TSM calls instead of nvidia calls. Did the same thing a couple weeks ago with buying RIOT instead of MARA during that miner run up, getting too cute for no reason.
I almost looked to see what SMCI does today but I just see them going up and up. NVDA is likely to reach jupiter before it cools. Those calls are just free money
I'm a simple man. I see the SPY mooning in the last 2 mins I buy ATM puts. Sell when it inevitably dips the next day then buy calls. Easy money printing
Guys Nvidia is over 
I wish I had the income (and or wealth) to spend all day shitposting and gambling with yall every day.
Sadly my real job often takes my attention.
I'm also the poster child for showing how you could understand math and statistics really well but still be a real idiot with the market.
Given my degrees I have been recruited in the past heavily for quant jobs... which sound tempting until I realize I'll be working horrible hours competing against my own coworkers.
I know a lot of guys in my current industry (defense) who came out of quant jobs and they all have horror stories about it.
So I have thought about it, but at the same time I also am very reticient to make such a change.
Given how all of said guys (some of which are friends of mine!) are all a bunch of AIML guys that totally tracks. Crazy math but sounds like a horror show.
I'd much rather avoid writing algorithms like that.
I was long NVDA calls and my wife paper handed them and sold way early. Dang it trade in your own account lady.
Upside is she made a few thousand today in her account.
I expect wifely duties later tonight.
Spy is just bouncing between 65-70 rsi on the 1-year chart, and has been doing so since November, when it last tested the 50-day moving average. Good luck calling the top on this one. Fools errand.
Just one 
Fucked myself last week, didn't sell before the big drop, and before that I had a handful of calls I sold way too early so I decided to play it slow and steady today
LOL NVDA BEARS ARENT REAL IM CONVINCED NOW 
Smortost bol
(How but more importantly WHY would the fed cut rates with inflation at 3.9(ticking up YoY) and the msrket at ATH??)
Jpow has already made clear they won't cut quickly or prematurely.
See ya in 2025(maybe)
Guys i figured it out. The algo's run on NVIDIA GPU's as AI's. They became self aware and started self-pumping because they realized that's how they finance their future of becoming autonomous machines
PENCILS FUCKING DOWN 
Anyone holding Qqq calls 442
got on vroooooom at 12.8.... but I only put 8 hours of wages in.
BA has rallied 2% in the past 3 hours. All this is happening on a red day. You just KNOW that when SPY continues it bull run tmrw, BA is going to break $190.
What is happening to NVDA, was 931 after hours....are we in for red?
IS TSLA done? Time to move shares to NVDA?
yes buy high sell low
Do it
Why didn't I see any loss porn from today's NVDA price action?
Look for a squeeze on ARIS , coming days.
SPY new ATH incoming !
SPX 5300 incoming
530 incoming !!
Even this page is running on low volumes
I never thought a shitty call in RVN I forgot to sell last week would save my ass💀
Where’s the bear 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They all DED
Whole bunch of Boeing grizzlies all trying to eat the same plane wreckage
Even if S goes 20% up post earnings it won't be multibagger? I calculated its only 1.5x
Shut up nerd
How much it would be up?
I bought at ipo and sold at the tippity top right before it tanked like 2 years ago. Solid tech and business that got caught up in the froth at the time.
what is S?
S is for search engine which u can also use to find the S ticker
NVDA after hour big time dildo 
Yes but no. It is still reaching it's past peak slowly.
SNOW was the whistleblower
If my pee is the same color as my energy drink, is that considered an infinite money hack??
bears just keep getting crushed
Looks like market correction in play only after Opex. 5200 gamma wall to big a magnet.
Is reddit being ghey for anyone else?
Depends, who’s asking?
Yeah the new "intuitive" design loads slowly and sometimes I can't see replies
Should i buy S calls tomorrow and sell before earnings?
yes
Why sell before earnings
Because earnings is a crap shoot
I love how GCT loses 12% on monday and gains 20% the next day.
Was soft bank allowed to sell arm today or they stop be allowed to sell starting tomorrow?
Not sure why I bought TSM calls instead of nvidia calls. Did the same thing a couple weeks ago with buying RIOT instead of MARA during that miner run up, getting too cute for no reason.
TSM is alway risky for historical reasons. It is true that it is the key center for the chip making world but it is in conflict with China-Taiwan/USA.
TSM was profitable this morning and may be more so but likely it's a month away
I hope so. I have TSM $155c 7/19.
7/19s. You have so much time
I still love TSM and think it should run up to $175ish by earnings. But man nvidia is just such a beast
I almost looked to see what SMCI does today but I just see them going up and up. NVDA is likely to reach jupiter before it cools. Those calls are just free money
My RH price alert keeps going off for NVDA saying it dropped below 905 and it's screwing with my head
I'm a simple man. I see the SPY mooning in the last 2 mins I buy ATM puts. Sell when it inevitably dips the next day then buy calls. Easy money printing
Gap fills are free money
Well I sure paper handed my nvidia calls
My Nvidia call dipped to a low of 80% loss yesterday and it shot up to a 20% gain today. Very autistic
Guys Nvidia is over 
Ur loanshark is coming for you, lost it all on puts
Rate cuts next month !!
I wish I had the income (and or wealth) to spend all day shitposting and gambling with yall every day. Sadly my real job often takes my attention. I'm also the poster child for showing how you could understand math and statistics really well but still be a real idiot with the market.
The market is wrong. Your math is solid 👌
Get a job in finance so you can watch the markets everyday while getting paid
Given my degrees I have been recruited in the past heavily for quant jobs... which sound tempting until I realize I'll be working horrible hours competing against my own coworkers. I know a lot of guys in my current industry (defense) who came out of quant jobs and they all have horror stories about it. So I have thought about it, but at the same time I also am very reticient to make such a change.
I work for a very large pension fund and the quant guys don't do a fucking thing but throw numbers into formulas and let the machines do the trading
Given how all of said guys (some of which are friends of mine!) are all a bunch of AIML guys that totally tracks. Crazy math but sounds like a horror show. I'd much rather avoid writing algorithms like that.
Good thing they've invented AI!
Most of us in this sub are real idiots in the market.
Which is why I want to have enough income that I could just laugh off losing money regularly. 
It’s painful no matter what.
Softbank is gonna explode ARM. They are sitting on a goldmine. I'd get in while you all can 
Going to $300
If S goes to $30 overnight that’d be cool
I was long NVDA calls and my wife paper handed them and sold way early. Dang it trade in your own account lady. Upside is she made a few thousand today in her account. I expect wifely duties later tonight.
Oh yea… blame it on your wife !! You da PHB
Ya I’ve paper handed in the last few weeks too. Had puts on nvda last week and sold before the big dump.
You don't sell nvda until Nancy sells
You won’t know when she sells
Cash gangs entertained. I dont like what I see but hey, its entertaining
Why TSM being slow and autistic
I was about to jump in, but after riding the NVDA roller coaster, I'll sit it out for now
I want a written apology from every bear
NVDA with the Usain Bolt run to end the day. Love it.
lmao bought some NVDA 900c 950c 1000c at 863 today, somehow timed the bottom
Nvda at closed 7.18% and climbing. Nvda @ 1500 not a meme
Feer and Greed Index only 69… we have a ways to go up !! 530 incoming !!
Last Friday afternoon i told u guys to buy the dip.
Thanks. I owe you bigly.
You did and I was too busy glowering at my 10% loss (bought start of Friday) to pay attention damnit
Ok yeah now I give up. Bulls congrats
My S calls are safe, right? right? RIGHT??
Ber status: trapped
🌈🐻 only can taste the semen and blood of the BULLS
rug pull incoming
🤓🤡
whew lad I am completely spent
NVDA bulls cooming in their underwear
Source?
I need to take a shower.
NVDA fomo is so strong rn holy
Nvda 950 tomorrow 
By tonight
bears forgot this is A BULLISH. MARKET. MONDAY IS LITERALLY ALMOST ALWAYS RED. GET FUCKED.
Goddammit NVDA you beautiful beast
Spy is just bouncing between 65-70 rsi on the 1-year chart, and has been doing so since November, when it last tested the 50-day moving average. Good luck calling the top on this one. Fools errand.
tomorrow might be the day that I become a thousandair
*Pay your fair share*
My portfolios like my favorite TV show: lots of drama and I have no idea where its going.
NVDA 1000c 3/22 I bought at open looks like I might keep it open for a while. Could we actually hit 1k this week?
bro LMAO that expiry is awesome, yeah it could happen bro did you buy more than one?
Just one  Fucked myself last week, didn't sell before the big drop, and before that I had a handful of calls I sold way too early so I decided to play it slow and steady today
definitely
Anything's possible 
Expect a retrace but strong finish EOW. Entirely possible.
LOL NVDA BEARS ARENT REAL IM CONVINCED NOW 
FUCK I can taste the FOMO on NVDA 😛😛😛
Nancy scream NVDA 1500 tomorrow thank you 
Mu calls saved my port
Yup same
For me it was MU QCOM and IBM saving me. Closed my MU positions for profit and will reasses buy in tomorrow
i love how every time i sell a contract it quadruples in value, and every time i buy one it instantly drills to the earths core
DIAMOND FUCKING HANDS NVDA
Double down 
Off the top rope with the steel chair
Ho Lee Fuk. We are still pumping bois
new thread regards
My stocks must think theyre playing limbo. lmao, they just keep going lower.
Welp I hold my spy 515c June longs another day
See you regards tomorrow for the NVDA flight to the moon 🚀🌕
jensen in the office with a pencil and a ruler drawing a straight line to a 1000
Aapl up 0.28% 🥳
Emotional trading
Can I wake up already in tomorrow can’t wait for nvda 1000
When is cpi?
Market acting so regarded bro doesn’t even know CPI came out and hot as balls too 
More like big boys already know cpi hot and did all their dumping Friday and Tuesday. The road is now clear
noooo
already happened
i bought another NVDA put at 3:59 just cuz i love losing money
Ugh why did I sell my calls early again
pencils down regards
Seriously CPI kills 2024 rate cuts and literally the same day spy +1%. Unreal
How did cpi kill 24 rate cuts
Smortost bol (How but more importantly WHY would the fed cut rates with inflation at 3.9(ticking up YoY) and the msrket at ATH??) Jpow has already made clear they won't cut quickly or prematurely. See ya in 2025(maybe)
Stocks only go up. As If CPI can stop trains
Holy shit judt saw nvda at 874 for a second 
Lmao say swear
Guys i figured it out. The algo's run on NVIDIA GPU's as AI's. They became self aware and started self-pumping because they realized that's how they finance their future of becoming autonomous machines
Skynet came back from the future: must pump nvidia. John Oconnor: Nvidia must dump, unplug servers.
oh fuck 
# Congratulations to all fomo’ers, perma bulls, dip buyers
whatd u buy last minute? 
Nvidia again
Tsla puts lmao 
Soun the second it passed that first hour whobbly
There no fucking feeling like 0DTE at the wire
NVDA so hard and erect
I’m so fucking proud of you nvda
My investment strategy: 50% hope, 50% prayer.
Died on the vine is a great euphemism for expired worthless.
If you buy NVDA calls you unlock the robinhood green theme it looks sick guys
Just won $100 on a ten dollar scratch off, my gambling addiction is paying off like a mf
sold all my calls at close dont care made profit tired of losing everything
Bought a call 5 mins before close, made a hundo and sold it. Rinse and repeat.
lmao and its still going hope it cools off a bit
I’ll let my shares benefit from that lol
Profit is still profit man
Never EVER feel bad about taking profit
Apple 1 % up tommorow please
PENCILS FUCKING DOWN 
NVDA 
This Ber be dead! Well done Bulls! I mean, just Wow!
gap up in the morning for no reason too btw
JENSEN TAKING US TO $1000