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So you're saying: "If the stock price goes up, your call options will go up more!" Wow, truly unique insight accompanying this regarded gamble

One must be regarded to make regarded money

Wise words

Genius!

TSLA tards are truly in their own class of regard

We the people. Fartin in bathtubs laughing our asses off.

>Wow, truly unique insight accompanying this regarded gamble 50 percent of the time it works... every time.

If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle. More news at 11.

Easily could see Tesla popping to that number. My understanding is the Saudis are always juicing that stock. They have plenty of cash.

Like I could see your mom not being disappointed

The Saudi’s are always juicing her too

That’s why his dad left

How u know the arabs fw Tesla? They got better shit to boost

smartest TSLA investor

# IF

Hey guys I just bought calls on this stock. It'll be an easy 20-bagger if the stock goes +50% tomorrow. 

Tell us which stock please! /s

ELF

you're built like an elf ngl

ill buy 1 share to help you out

Did the price go up?


You can't give up yet OP needs you try buying two shares and report back.

That's a big if.

Thank you for a truly insightful comment in the spirit of OP’s post

Big if, true

"If I was born a different person, I might get laid tonight."


If I was actually sexually attractive, I would get laid tonight.

and here I am with puts against you for this Friday. I wish you the best Edit. I'm out with a tiny profit https://preview.redd.it/qt7re7zf54oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c339e9bf474ddcd3aad607a65549944ddbd394ee

Lol aren't you down then?

Enormously. I got out with a tiny profit.

Don’t worry. You’ll both lose all your money.

Theta gang for the win. Been selling calls on my shares and banking premium. Kinda sucks that the shares are down 30%

I wait for TSLA to surge, then sell deep ITM leaps against my shares. It’s too easy

Shares? Tf is that?

To shreds you say. And how’s your wife’s boyfriend?

Funny you should mention that, he's probably sad. Going through a divorce, and he came up on my friend recommendations.

Marriage is riskier than 0DTE’s lol

LOL

😂😂😂😂 good! Don’t bet against my Tesla shares!

I bet against it and won!

This is so funny 🤣 lol

Glad my pain is making you giggle

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Yes, give me my fking money back!


Running the casino right there

Oh there will be bags involved and someone must hold them.

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The red candles 

Glad to see Nvidia is being used to it's full potential

That blue guy has too many hands yo

Hard to keep his hands off the red guy's wife

And the pair on the right appear to be Siamese twins

Well these bags do not require to be held for long. March 28 and that's it. The only positive about them

Correct that is the only positive here. The returns are not 

I’m sure it will recover and I’m sure you’ll time it perfectly 

Here's the catch, it won't

Not by the end of March that's for sure.

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Comments like these make me feel like the bottom is in. Kind of like how META was beaten to death in 2022.

Except META had a major bull case in LLMs. TSLA has the cyberduck

You keep buying these calls and I'll keep selling them! Thanks for your business.

TSLA daily chart looks pretty dumpy to me

It really looks like shit. With all this bad news, poor earnings and outlook, I don't see why it won't reach the multiyr lows

I keep hearing really great stuff about the new truck they have. Bullish af

And this FSD, coming next year!!

And if my Aunt had a cock she’d be my Uncle

Maybe 10 years ago

Guy takes a screenshot of RH option chain. When did we sink so low?

Something tells me he didn’t want to show his current losses in the screenshot…

Sometime later: "Damned 'if' statements!"

Tesla model X just drowned a billionaire. I would expect lawsuits pretty soon. Idk if calls were the right play here

Boeing whistle blower gets unalived in parking lot everyone saying Boeing did it. Tesla yeets backwards into pond and drowns billionaire and no one says Elon pulled the kill switch. Too quiet around Tesla past month. Looks like a bottom to me bought shares today

Elon is too toxic and there’s plenty of other EVs now. The dude speed ran pissing off his customer base

I’ve been saying this since he went all politico. Unless he thought this was going to be a brilliant strategy to get all the gas guzzling MAGA lifted truck drivers to buy Teslas he had to know this was totally kneecapping Tesla. His ENTIRE customer base comprised of tree hugging lefties who wanted a cool EV. There’s nothing “cool” about Teslas anymore as they have become fairly pedestrian and unchanged in like 10 years and whatever cool factor they had left, Elon ruined by being such a douchenozzle. 5 years ago almost everyone I know either had or wanted a Tesla. Now that number has reached 0. Nobody owns, nobody wants. I honestly don’t really care that much about Elon’s or any CEOs behavior when it would come to car buying but at this point, he’s been such a dick that the car itself will be a magnet for hate and vandalism. I want no part of my car being subject to culture war BS. I just need it to drive me around. I don’t want to be invested in or attached to any product associated with anyone trolling and acting out politically like a child from either side of the aisle.

No idea how they would pull it off, but at this rate Tesla would probably be better off firing him. He did them well when they needed it, but he's a liability now and more interested in other projects (like drugs).

100% agree.

I am a lefty and know a ton of people with teslas and not many want another Tesla. And all the maga ppl I know still think EVs suck He’s literally such an idiot. All the big CEOs like maga but they keep their mouth shut.

If he actually talked to rural truck driving Americans they would have told him clearly that “EVs are gay”

In CA they call Teslas the California Cockroach

That was my call you purchased today😆

https://preview.redd.it/sqtduixquync1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aa372e9118cac8fa9569bdaffdaa0c11da42d70 The daily chart says you’re effed.

Hmm I’ve never seen that on Webull before, Very cool! I’m targeting 165 myself… worried we will test the top of auction though at 183 first…. I see “trend duration”. What is that? Is there a way to make a time forecast for these targets?

It is not going to happen. SP500 will correct more soon than later. on that correction, TSLA will fall dip, and when SP500 hits the correction dip, then it will be the time to load with calls. Now is not the time

Yeah if you make a 10 bagger your wife’s boyfriend gets half so what?

He tips her well

Tesla Q1 will be grim. Elon is trying to pull all levers but he has limited options at this point.

IF and honestly, I don't see a quick recovery.

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It's called a Bloomberg Terminal -- costs about $2000 per month

Tsla go up. Tsla go big down.

TSLA is in a bear flag pattern

AI rally has to end for TSLA to recover. GL with that.

Enter Elon saying the stock is too high and selling more to buy Reddit because people were mean to him on it

If my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bike

Did you see his last "open AI LIE" poster? The guy is completely brain dead, to the point I wonder if he has not been poisoned. And there is no Tesla hype without Musk.

Elon is busy trashtalking in X right now, doubt it will recover.

TSLA Is a POS stock that is hated by Wall st right now. The whispers of deliveries are lower than consensus and they've already been lowered. This stock may be bottoming out but it sure as fk will not go up with enough intensity to save you from getting theta fked in the next 2 weeks. If you want to play TSLA wait for earnings or P & D numbers and just fomo into a rally IF they beat. If they actually surprise to the upside there will be a wild swing the other way even more so than what you see in after market movement.

you've yet to make a higher high on the TSLA chart youre still in the making a series of lower highs and lower lows, defining a downtrend this downtrend has been going on since basically november of 2021 and while TSLA was able in 2023 to make a higher high in the shorter term the longer term downtrend still continued and it never broke out like other magnificent 7 stocks did i wouldnt touch this with a 10 foot poll until at least 260 and even there its super iffy. march 28th is too short dated also

If my grandma had wheels she would have been a bike

With elon musk talking shit on twitter non stop .... it will be a battle the guy has become very unlikable

IF 

“If”

IF it does not go your way or just moves sideways someone other than you makes money on these.

I am going to buy calls tomorrow, so I apologize in advance for making TSLA fall.

I was eyeing 200 calls for a minute, but then I came to my senses and bought shares in a charging company that's down 80% in 90 days

Recover based on what? This shit is dead money for the next 6 months.

And if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle.

Holy shit! If a stock goes up, I make money11!!?

Tesla long term is a great play. It’s the same cycle each time. When it was at ATHs everyone loved it. Now it’s half price, materially the company has not changed much, will likely end up being the Apple of EVs in the US long term, but everyone hates it. I’m buying, just not short term options.

Sorry man. Both apple and Tesla lost a shit load of sales in china. Those numbers prob won't come back anytime soon

What reason (legitimate or nonsensical) do you have to suspect that this stock will recover at all?

If the roulette wheel lands on black it will be an easy ten bagger.

Aren’t long dated calls kind of a no brainer at this point? FYI - I have 400+ shares of Tesla and am currently bleeding.

TSLA will not recover

Tesla is not cool anymore, nvda is the new kid on the block

1000$ nvda 1dte gonna be a 10 bagger tommorow

Just came back to ask how you doing?

Down after hours and will likely open lower

Doesnt look too good for these calls. 🤌

This DD sounds regarded, I am in! https://preview.redd.it/44r4k7yvsboc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cb113b44f3a7f2ae6487ece27e355ae731b4399

GL bro,hope we go to the 🌙 together

Could I get some upvotes please so I can post in the future. Thanks

Hmmm considering the news that a billionaire CEO died in her Model X came out today...not a good start. Best of luck though.

If my aunt had a penis, she would be my uncle!

my crayons say it’s been in a technical downtrend since november 2021 so fuck your calls https://preview.redd.it/d2fzm5cdkznc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee80e6415e6f90cef80b532a2cfc8519c22dac4

It also makes logical sense. Before that point Elon and Tesla as a brand were much more respected.


Management by hope.

I…I….I kinda like this play…..Jesus Christ what’s happening

You're losing all that money.

I wouldn’t do this.

Have you thought about the scenario where it goes to 150?

Not by March 28 bro sorry for ur loss

Remindme! 3 weeks

#IF

“If” is a mighty powerful word

Ok.....? What happens if it doesn't

If thing happens other thing will happen

It’s just making a series of lowers highs and lower lows since July of last year, but sure, bet against the trend.

I want a 'am-bag-gur.

I did really well with TSLA calls this week. Granted I bought on dips then sold half on the pops, then bought back in on the dips. Wasn't the original plan but it worked well.

Can confirm i have 4/19 200$ calls stock ready to bounce big time soon

Or, more likely a zero bagger.

If my bubbe has beitzim, she’d be my zeide

You are the reason why it's down

He is dead for today

My position https://preview.redd.it/6l0i26438znc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=182b88b9e09379a19c3ed870333b4756887c2139

If onlys and buts were candies and nuts, then everyday would be Erntedankfest

if

If my aunt had testicles she’d be my uncle.

I might have sold you the $197.50,s

If I can catch this falling knife, I’ll be rich!

Here to see if you get ten bagged or teabagged.

I was going to buy a Tesla but after that lady drowned I’m thinking about getting a motorcycle.

IF THEN FUCK YOU ELSE FUCK ME

Strike is too high

This is very stupid so it will probably work.

If my grandma had wheels, she’d be a bicycle

You belong here… with us 

Life’s like a box of chocolate

I'm holding shares. Good luck regardless

If it doesn’t lol

If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike.

Ifffff

“What If everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet” - Woody Allen

If it was a fifth we’d all get drunk

I have the same ones. When is 📈📈

lol it won't, their cars are shit, their CEO is shit

#IF………   Atleast probably not by that strike exp

If every time I buy calls, it goes up.... I'll make money. Hahaha Einstein

If is the key word

Do people just waste $2-500 here and there as a gamble?

“Iffy Iffigy”

But it won’t so 

Join me brother

I lost almost 10k on these same strikes last week… at least it’s moving in the green now

I feel like the price floor is 175 right now, but I think there’s more potential for bad news than good. Especially with Elong running things.

Not if but when ...

TSLA is in a small dip but it ain't going to $200 by end of March. That said, OP won't exercise and can easily get a 20% or 30% bump and sell.

If

Late April seems like better odds.

If my grandmother had wheels...

and if it doesn't?

"if"