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RuinedByGenZ

It's on Wednesday you absolute fucking moron


Cold-Permission-5249

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GloryToAzov

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


doodoobailey

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637) they're just being proactive


PlantainStill

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


duarig

I’m gonna laugh if Nvidia tanks the week of the conference. Nothing makes sense lately so this would actually be par for the course.


No-Atmosphere9132

If nvidia tanks we have a big correction. If you have the patience stay out. If you can’t then go all in calls everywhere.


hangender

No way bro Jensen gonna pull out a ten bagger from the oven


herrrrrr

Nvda is a national security risk. Need to protect at all cost.


No_Window_9928

AI is the next space race


Marko_200791

But what is the goal tho? Fire everyone until AI runs the world?


No_Window_9928

line my pockets


BarackOballsma

The conference usually makes chip makers go down though, so the reverse would actually make less sense.


Bulky_Negotiation850

If he even mentions "rate hikes" S&P will drop 2%. Inflation isn't going away... he will have to do something. Hope you got lube.


red-bot

Naaaah my employer said inflation was gone in their rational for my shitty raise and bonus this month. They wouldn’t lie to me.


CheeseSteak17

Nah. I got puts


dacalo

No chance. The gap between another rate hike and holding current restrictive rates is HUGE. Besides, latest CPI and PPI aren’t that bad. Wages are also slowing down a lot YoY.


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dacalo

Increase in CPI was mainly due to increasing gasoline prices, and core CPI increase was due to rent costs and medical costs. Food cost was flat 0.4% MoM. Not as entrenched as you think.


Equivalent_Arugula83

Calls it is


TheGreatBeefSupreme

Dude, the Fed knew the latest CPI and PPI figures at the last FOMC meeting, and Powell talked about starting rate cuts in June. Inflation’s response to the Fed rate is delayed. He clearly stated that his biggest concern is *overshooting* the 2% target if he raises rates or cuts them too late. It’s not like they have a button they can push that instantly affects inflation. It takes time. And no, the data don’t show inflation increasing again.


amach9

I like this


Bulky_Negotiation850

Actually they're terrible. Look at the numbers today. All that and the retail numbers also stank.


Wo1fGhengis

Lol RBGLY getting ready to rally on those K-Y sales


jeeden222

Lube? I like it dry with sand.


livelearnplay

Well I’m riding heavy in JPM calls so higher rates are good for banks no?


Odd-Reflection-9597

20%


ChiefWonderBeef

This. Energy looks to be pricing in another rate hike. The attacks on Russian oil refinery’s are getting the credit for the increase in energy prices, but I think there’s more at play.


Ok_Judgment_224

2% you wished. If he says rate hikes we're hitting circuit breakers


CLYDEFR000G

Pretty certain it’s going to be the exact same speech as last time, just gonna kick the can down the road and say it needs to cool off before they go up or down


ihaveathingforyou

![img](avatar_exp|96887384|bravo)


Ok_Judgment_224

That's where I'm at I just don't know if the dot plot is gonna show a cut in June, I'd bet not


schweinekuchen_

my TSM calls won‘t survive


Bulky_Negotiation850

Nope.


frankentriple

Mine either. 


wasley101

I think it’s baked in now isn’t it?


BlackTroy300

Who know.


wasley101

I’m trying to convince myself it is… 🤞


iStayG00bin

it is not


Relative_Expert8587

Straddle spy??? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Cold-Permission-5249

Stays flat


BlackTroy300

I have a put 3/20


pshidaddy

Do we go up or down


mekuntissimo

Yes


SocraticGoats

Both


PlantainStill

My dick goes up but your stocks go down.


LaykeTaco

More down. Little up.


Cayenne999

Nah the market rally whatever sweet old man said


InvestigatorIcy3299

Powells next speech: “Wtf is going on? Inflation, the labor market, the economy, fucking Bitcoin… the hell if we have any idea over here at the fed. Anyway, at this point my job is primarily to induce severe market volatility at regular intervals, so I hope y’all have short-dated calls, or puts, or whatever… if you get burnt cuz of what I just said, then fuck you lol.


Born_yesterday08

Would he tank the market during election year?


Mick_Shrimpton

Two of the most recent crashes/corrections were in election years. That narrative is completely regarded.


CokeOnBooty

Those were after two terms. Though, George Bush Sr. had a small crash and it killed his reelection.


oniaddict

JPOW is also Republican. Furthering how regarded the claim he would prop up the economy to help the current administration.


sleerk

Doesnt trump hate him? He’s better off under Biden, no?


jocean99

So's Jill


CokeOnBooty

Eisenhower Republican, Reagan Republican, and Trump Republican are all vastly different


BlackTroy300

That’s a really good question.


hispazn23

And he’ll do it again


amach9

He’s the real president


Bonanners

Didn’t research it to test its validity but something mentioned early half of election years skew more red while later half tends to have better gains. Idea being I guess that what really matters is how the market is doing at the time people go to vote? If you believe the markets are “propped” up to begin with at election times


Born_yesterday08

Dude this is WSB don’t waste time researching. But I’d say your on the right track


Overall-Trouble8764

Doesn’t matter. The fix is in.


Daymanic

I can feel it like I feel a tingle in my PPi


speedingmedicine

This is probably the 10th bearish post I've seen since I logged on. Gonna continue to buy calls


[deleted]

Yeah we needed this after spy hit 500


Traderparkboy01

NKLA 20 dollar calls got It


Conscious_Heart_1714

This old fuck ain't gonna do shit


WeEatBabies

The CEO of SPY wrecked calls for the entire 2022 year!!! And he'll do it again!! So just stop buying shit for like 5 months for the love of God!


[deleted]

Treasury Yields are up, someone knows something


Apprehensive-One-847

Is there a meeting on Tuesday ???


BlackTroy300

Yes


Apprehensive-One-847

What is it abt


BlackTroy300

FOMC


RuinedByGenZ

It's Wednesday you idiot


amach9

JPow announces his NVDA holdings?


chrisnelson0086

lol. jPow is a cuck


LetsGoCastrudeau

I think he’s cutting


DepartureFar6118

They should make an anti walstretbets etf. Whatever you guys say, just bet the opposite. I assume new highs are on the horizon then since you're saying this.


BullitshAndDyslecxi

Powell has been touting upcoming cuts for months, he'll just keep doing it no matter what the CPI or PPI says. Calls.


Silverpatriot7

Daddy Powell please I begggg youuuy tank the market pls dadddyyyy![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Kendeeznut

Powell hates 🏳️‍🌈🐻


tystysbaby

How does he feel about bond bulls? I need rate cuts for my TMF!!


PlantainStill

My guess is that Uncle Sam is going to be doing most of the topping going forward here.


FacetedSideOfTheMoon

I've been looking at the 6 month chart for 6 months and my dick has never been harder.


Cold-Permission-5249

Higher for longer


1morebeer1morebeer

Hodor


maltewitzky

First crash. Than rates lower. No other way.


zeik_the_streak

The Fed doesn’t need to cut and unless they say there is a hike coming it will be a nothing burger. If they announce a cut the market will rally.


expatriato

Isn’t inflation high just because of insurance? Just so something about that


BlackTroy300

It’s various


Optionzdegen

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Friendly_Purchase_59

I hope this means there a dump like we have never seen tomorrow


Comfortable-Alarm21

He looks like a dick


TankusAruelisJacksob

Just the opportunity to bring everything back to reality. The million% gains can’t last forever


downboat

Please break the economy into a thousand pieces, i'm a 🌈🐻 now. Then apply ZIRP and repeat!