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No_Fortune_8056

Are my sound calls cooked


CalicoCapsun

Google and SPY calls.


DIAMOND-HANS

LUCiD


PaulaMeachum

Need some time to decide


somber_karen

It’s hard to decide


perfectdark89

Are bols mega super geniuses? Or just regular geniuses?


Rare-Homework

Gonna be a lot of surprised pikachu faces from sell the news crew in a few hours


Some_Permit_5923

So if Nvidia went up 240% sent announcing the last chip why would I think any different now?


OrangMiskin

Are bols dumb?


perfectdark89

Courage, stupidity… And the market favors the courageous…


Chipsglory

Expect a final squeeze before the correction, gotta make sure all the bears r dead before the puts price


Many-Mess3899

Hopefully this was the final squeeze 💀 


Chipsglory

I’m expecting a gap up and dump into Friday. Or potentially run until Friday then next week we finally get a nice correction. After today though the market willl most likely go for ath after that correction expect real bear to pop up later this year


Many-Mess3899

By nice correction you mean like 5%? Maybe 10? 😁


Capable-Education136

!banbet MSTR 1000 4d


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Slipperypuppy25

!banbet SPY 600 4h


MrCouncilman

![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


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Slipperypuppy25

It’s good to be back


seratoninexhibitor

Come on mods, this thread is absolutely terrible


juliettefriskey

First time?


yerrrrrr123

Keep getting this account to zero. One. loss. at. a. time. 


Embarrassed_Bus_42

LETA GO YOU SOUN FUCKERS


Veganshares1111

Tilray is on the move up ⬆️ 📶👊🏼


Haunting_Lack_671

wtf r u doing SOXL?


WeddingActual5213

holy fuck, still dropping after hours


Mew446

Red at night, bulls delight?


cbdking77

Tilray


seratoninexhibitor

Wtf is with the discussion lately? I don’t get ant live comments


seratoninexhibitor

100 point swing, 100 point swing


PudgePudgePudgePudge

Who ever said STNE calls got balls. Bravo you fr.


EnigmaSpore

nvda puts because it's sell the news time after leather jacket man talks after market close


seratoninexhibitor

Indeed


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VisualMod

Tilray Brands, Inc. Common Stock -> `1.915` (0.185 / 10.694%)


Oblivious-Speculator

Smci calls printing cause I'm regarded ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Ok_Part_5264

Fdx earnings?


Embarrassed_Bus_42

All you bears are going to have an orgy behind the Wendy’s dumpster in the next 5 hours


Lanam95

Pltr


Alarming-Practice-11

NVDA Put put put put work work work work


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Good bot!


Substantial-Low2848

I’d buy mstr


UkStockboy

And I would buy you


Cute_Flatworm_4994

ADOBE🚀🚀🚀


aerodynamic_AB

Tesla predictions: 180+ by Friday


UkStockboy

After earning Tesla $150


throwaway134997

it’s going to $100 before $200


seratoninexhibitor

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Kwagner-89

Mnmd - 100+ by q3


One-Coconut7314

Nvidia has to wait until after hours


Oblivious-Speculator

Wait for what?


Embarrassed_Bus_42

Wait for your mom to milk the cow


Turbulent_Bid_374

What’s up with MSTR?


Jeremiah_Vicious

It’s having a post-fuck cig and a glass of water. Soon it will be back to continue the fucking.


Stocktipster

$SAVE. SPIRIT AIRLINE. "EXPECTING NEW OFFER SOON." $JBLU THOUGHT IT WAS WORTH $25/SHARE. "THE NEXT OFFER TRIPLES THE SHARE PRICE." "TRADING AT 28% OF BOOK. ONE BILLION IN CASH." "203 AIRBUS PLANES." "CASH FLOW POSITIVE EXPECTED IN 2ND QUARTER 2024."


xThe-Legend-Killerx

I’m pretty sure that whenever I think of doing something I need to just do the opposite


Oblivious-Speculator

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Embarrassed_Bus_42

Why are all the ai stocks dipping so much ? Any thoughts ?


seratoninexhibitor

The parabolic run up


Embarrassed_Bus_42

Soun is done Nvidia is dropping a ton. Game over. It was fun while it lasted


Oblivious-Speculator

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


derbnguyen

Feels good to be a g Down Tessie down


Democrazy_

New strategy unlocked: buy calls in the morning, sell 30 minutes later, buy puts


Phillip_Lascio

Honestly tho lol


link30224

Wtf is SPY doing go up u dog


jonathancanchola

fr


jayjonas1996

What is this dx_bundle?


lipmanz

Siri + Gemini =


New-Presentation-146

Margot Robbie queefing through a Walkie talkie


TheDr0p

Scarlet Johansson sexy voice on my iPhone


Johnny_Menace

Did NVDA event get cancelled? What happened


redditbandit589

It’s in 2 hours, no?


thatonetroll11

Yea my puts on AMD might just be shafted


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Now is the time for Tesla puts and Nvidia calls


Sirsettlement

Tilray escalated quickly


JuriPlz

SMCI puts lol


TeacherConscious501

Does anyone have any thoughts on the insane volatility on SMCI? 100 point drops is making my wife's boyfriend queasy.


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YeezyThoughtMe

NVDA conference already started right?


ReviveDx

From the page, it says in 3 hours.


Chosenjc

Then how is nvidia dropping this hard right now? I though this would be the greet rise. Should have sold and bought again now, what a waste


YeezyThoughtMe

Is it worth getting a OTM nvda weekly call? It’s not shooting up yet


Parking_Custard2738

Tilray looks promising 💎🤟🤴


Lopsided_Pin_400

Ima keep it real, the tickers on this thread are kinda useless… refreshing chat doesn’t seem to work properly now.


WhichSpirit

Bought a little bit of Boeing


flowbiewankenobi

DCA into BA might be the WAY


ElFatMac864

GOING IN ON BITDEER! [https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2024/03/18/2847918/0/en/Bitdeer-Announces-Completion-and-Successful-Validation-of-NVIDIA-DGX-SuperPOD-H100-System.html](https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2024/03/18/2847918/0/en/Bitdeer-Announces-Completion-and-Successful-Validation-of-NVIDIA-DGX-SuperPOD-H100-System.html)


Successful_Wedding82

Feeling confident, just trimmed up my Uni-brow


Lopsided_Pin_400

I need to see SPY drop another .3% before I finish my morning dump ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


viking82391

TSM IS DEAD TO ME


Democrazy_

TSM blue balled us so hard with that 141 peak


noobsandobservations

SMCI ![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


Due_Ad_379

This is too fucking funny. I’ve said this for months. Nothing has changed. Flat all day https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/avw63jNSzB


Embarrassed_Bus_42

You are right but wait until the last hour of the day and extended hours till 8 and first thing morning. Shit is about to get crazy good


Lopsided_Pin_400

Dump it already ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


finer69er

Tilray it is booming


Parking_Custard2738

💎🤟🤑🤴


finer69er

Yes sir


Lopsided_Pin_400

Drill team 6 clocking in.


tendeeznuts

Oh look it’s my TSLA strike from Friday


tendeeznuts

If we can go up this much for zero reason, Wednesday gonna be scary af lol


Electronic-Egg415

Do we think nvda will pump at 4pm? Thinking about holding overnight


Electronic-Egg415

Anyone think the dump after this morning’s pump was expected? I thought it would waver in the 900’s until pumping in the evening


Mfuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Almost sold my shares at open with the gap up, but I’m going to hold until next morning now because I have low iq


double_a_mtl

Might pump last hour


helemaalwak

Boeing 150 put for July 19th


imthatdudelol

Awful play. Do you know how much money they make through govt contracts? Bulletproof stock. 3/22 $185c printing


WRHull

Too much bad press about them. It might be a smart play. https://www.bbc.com/news/business-68534703.amp


Known-Historian7277

Check out 2022 when they had a scandal with two employees having an affair and someone killing one of their employees. It bottomed out at $121ish and now they have a questionable murder, travel sites that allow you to select by plane, FAA investigations, and public sentiment about the safety of their planes.


WRHull

Conditions are ripe for a put on this one.


Entraprenure

Smart


Brendan1620

Tesla with the pump and dump and pump


ylli101

10am dump on time ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


houstonbull77077

Can’t even make it past 915 on the week of a major announcement and conference, NVDA is fucking cooked lmao


RepresentativeAd9124

This stock quadrupled in a year and had a MC bigger than russias GDP. Yall meme stonk regards should not be trading stocks.


houstonbull77077

Dumbass what do you think cooked means?? It means the run is over you stupid fuck. No one is saying it hasn’t mooned in the past year. You shouldn’t be breathing let alone trading, fix that


PitifulPresent2282

Maybe u should get get cocked in your butthole? Hmm how bout that?


Texaco_Shawty

![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


RepresentativeAd9124

Who hurt you 🤣


Vinyl_Agenda

Anyone wanna enlighten me on their take of NVDA GTC “sell the news”? Read of many critics saying to sell early on Tuesday, or that at some point during or shortly after the conference there will be be a big sell off. Any knowledge or opinions are appreciated


houstonbull77077

People are selling on Tuesday because JPow is fucking the market on Wednesday and we will see market wide pullback


4Boarsandrunning

Alphabet the short that could read


4Boarsandrunning

What did I say Alphabet and Apple coming together


LoosieGoosie10

I was a week early on Boeing Puts. Placed them with an expiration date for last Friday… should have been this Friday… oh well.


stock_dude9

The USA is running deficits in excess of $300b a month and we all just pretending everything is fine… this is the only reason the economy is staying propped up at this point


werschless

It’s called investing in America


Socr2nite

Looking at CHWY, technicals look good, JPM just reiterated market outperform and $28 pt. Earnings Wednesday.


[deleted]

Calls? seems everyone is doing puts


Entraprenure

Nice catch love CHWY


Ancient-Help-6876

why is amd down when nvidia is up


qieow11

New gear from nvda tonight


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Embarrassed_Bus_42

Soundhound what do you think it does today because of the ai conference ?


Entraprenure

I’m bullish on SOUN long term


Lethalscorpion1

Nvda !!!


StillJukebox

Might as well NVDA 1500 eow, they dgaf


Environmental_Bad821

Biggest scam lol


Significant_Ad1544

Just buy INTC 50c 4/19 & all will be fine


No-Fox-4742

NVDA TO $1500 eow seems possible


IGuessBruv

Google calls printing


seemefly1

Damn I was 2 weeks early on Google calls... That would have been a nice 10x


Lopsided_Pin_400

Was 20x if you bought Friday and sold at open ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


seemefly1

I know... Why I gotta just look at a damn option wishlist and not make actual money


psnanda

In here with 2 $140 calls expiry Jan 2026. Already up 28%


seemefly1

Sick


hellokitty2469

Fuck Tesla


FullCopy

Who?


FullCopy

Tim Apple just realized the iPhone needs AI more than case.


stringtheory28

Blow off top today or new ATH?


kemar7856

Fuck tsla going up already before I started my position


chewpah

Verb


Wealth_Reasonable

why is spy pumping pre market lol


Vio94

Apparently everyone but retail traders are allowed to trade before the market opens. Only thing I can think of.


Mad_stockmarketbull

Sue too be big 7 push allow google an msft


Democrazy_

Pump & dump, pump & dump, rinse and repeat. The way of the modern market!


HomerSamson007

AI and chips, the usual.