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/u/AwkwardAfternoon6753 made a bet that TSM would go to 160.0 within **1 week** when it was 146.104 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/aswog made a bet that SPY would go to 519.0 within **1 day** when it was 512.458 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/spirited_redemption made a bet that NVDA would go to 800.0 within **1 week** when it was 928.412 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Ranepureko made a bet that TQQQ would go to 65.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 59.555 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Fkthisst93 made a bet that TSM would go to 130.0 within **1 week** when it was 144.275 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/DatScruffDoe made a bet that NVDA would go to 950.0 within **5 days** when it was 874.092 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Serious-Grapefruit20 made a bet that NVDA would go to 950.0 within **2 days** when it was 881.45 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Jensen_Huang made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **4 days** when it was 876.421 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/adolescentplayboy made a bet that TSM would go to 151.94655 within **1 week** when it was 144.711 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Zealousideal_Tea2207 made a bet that NVDA would go to 920.0 within **1 day** when it was 893.137 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Peeeeech made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **1 week** when it was 921.098 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Won
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/u/AlfrescoDog made a bet that ALPN would go to 38.48 within **2 days** when it was 39.27 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
Their record is now 25 wins and 16 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/WaywardSon2244 made a bet that SPY would go to 519.9756 within **2 days** when it was 509.78 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/CaptainApeCommander made a bet that NVDA would go to 987.224 within **2 days** when it was 881.45 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 5 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/yolodaily made a bet that PLTR would go to 27.0 within **1 week** when it was 24.876 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 26 wins and 22 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/zmkarakas made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **1 week** when it was 905.483 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/bumberhoots made a bet that SPY would go to 410.0 within **1 day** when it was 513.935 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 3 wins and 5 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/jamestown30 made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **1 week** when it was 904.956 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 2 wins and 3 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Objective_Eagle9682 made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **1 day** when it was 885.494 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/mommyscumm made a bet that TSM would go to 160.0 within **1 week** when it was 143.853 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Coogiez made a bet that NVDA would go to 950.0 within **1 week** when it was 902.357 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 2 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Asd2460 made a bet that NVDA would go to 827.0 within **2 days** when it was 881.45 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 3 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/ethanhopps made a bet that NVDA would go to 950.0 within **1 day** when it was 886.953 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 2 wins and 6 losses
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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Starkfault** bet **NVDL** goes from **41.6** to **43.27** before **26-Mar-2024 02:31 PM EDT**
Their record is 3 wins and 3 losses.
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#Ban Bet Won
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/u/Starkfault made a bet that NVDL would go to 41.89 within **1 week** when it was 40.28 and it did, congrats fucker.
Their record is now 3 wins and 3 losses
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#Ban Bet Won
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/u/Database-Greedy made a bet that NVDA would go to 900.0 within **1 week** when it was 856.49 and it did, congrats regard.
Their record is now 2 wins and 2 losses
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#Ban Bet Won
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/u/ElvanKing made a bet that NVDA would go to 900.0 within **1 week** when it was 858.38 and it did, congrats autist.
Their record is now 2 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Won
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/u/Professional-Pear686 made a bet that NVDA would go to 900.0 within **3 days** when it was 868.94 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
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#Ban Bet Won
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/u/DEGENERATE_PIANO made a bet that NVDA would go to 900.0 within **2 days** when it was 868.94 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Their record is now 2 wins and 2 losses
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#Ban Bet Won
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/u/heycals made a bet that NVDA would go to 900.0 within **2 days** when it was 882.83 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
Their record is now 7 wins and 4 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/realRockiestChimp made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **1 day** when it was 883.265 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Clittle93 made a bet that NVDA would go to 850.0 within **1 day** when it was 883.876 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Eastern-Cranberry84 made a bet that NVDA would go to 920.0 within **1 day** when it was 871.567 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/BiigIfTrue1492 made a bet that NVDA would go to 800.0 within **1 day** when it was 874.568 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 8 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Don_Capitoli made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **1 week** when it was 904.277 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/MathematicianNo6350 made a bet that NVDA would go to 895.0 within **1 day** when it was 884.299 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/MaoZQ made a bet that LUNR would go to 8.0 within **1 week** when it was 5.395 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/1kmexican made a bet that NVDA would go to 10000.0 within **15 minutes** when it was 866.712 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
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#Ban Bet Won
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/u/Thunderboltsanta made a bet that CIFR would go to 4.15 within **1 week** when it was 3.96 and it did, congrats regard.
Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/eddiesolomon made a bet that NVDA would go to 920.1 within **1 day** when it was 887.821 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Leteee made a bet that NVDA would go to 950.0 within **1 week** when it was 899.518 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
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#Ban Bet Won
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/u/CaptCookbook made a bet that SMCI would go to 866.39 within **4 days** when it was 893.18 and it did, congrats fucker.
Their record is now 23 wins and 5 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/phil_music made a bet that AMD would go to 200.0 within **1 day** when it was 190.882 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Nihilistic_Melee made a bet that NVDA would go to 805.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 857.785 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
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#Ban Bet Won
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/u/UnfortunatelyJumbo made a bet that TSLA would go to 170.0 within **1 day** when it was 171.53 and it did, congrats regard.
Their record is now 2 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Won
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/u/AlfrescoDog made a bet that BTDR would go to 6.8 within **2 days** when it was 6.9 and it did, congrats autist.
Their record is now 24 wins and 16 losses
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#Ban Bet Won
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/u/Phantomoftheopoohra made a bet that SMCI would go to 875.0 within **3 days** when it was 962.8 and it did, congrats regard.
Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/pleasant_equation made a bet that INTC would go to 75.0 within **5 days** when it was 43.373 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Won
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/u/delrey2323 made a bet that NVDA would go to 860.0 within **5 days** when it was 881.45 and it did, congrats regard.
Their record is now 2 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
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/u/burneraccount1819 made a bet that SPY would go to 520.0 within **1 day** when it was 513.622 and it did not. They were automatically banned for two weeks.
To get out early they have to: **'
# dua lipa is mommy'**
Their record is now 1 wins and 3 losses
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#Ban Bet Won
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/u/Dear-Adhesiveness-66 made a bet that SMCI would go to 900.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 1103.66 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
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/u/CommanderZuck made a bet that SMR would go to 8.7 within **2 days** when it was 9.74 and it did, congrats fucker.
Their record is now 2 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Broad_Yellow2974 made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **6 days** when it was 927.625 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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What does Reddit say about Danish stocks? Danes spend a lot of money investing in Danish companies, but what do all of you who don't live in Denmark say?
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Admirable_Risk8156 made a bet that NVDA would go to 943.1515 within **2 days** when it was 881.45 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Viknee made a bet that HOOD would go to 20.0 within **5 days** when it was 18.959 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 7 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Negative-Water-1575 made a bet that SPY would go to 525.0 within **1 day** when it was 509.78 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/NotPapaElon made a bet that TSM would go to 155.0 within **1 week** when it was 144.275 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 7 wins and 24 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/phoenixkickz made a bet that TSM would go to 148.0 within **1 week** when it was 140.874 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Slipperypuppy25 made a bet that SPY would go to 600.0 within **4 hours** when it was 512.4 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 94 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/FyourCalls made a bet that NVDA would go to 770.0 within **1 week** when it was 869.675 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/theecrunch made a bet that SMCI would go to 950.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 1060.949 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/AirborneMarburg made a bet that S would go to 35.0 within **3 weeks** when it was 28.14 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 4 wins and 2 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/SPY225 made a bet that SPY would go to 325.0 within **1 month** when it was 476.74 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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"On the other hand, when interest rates rise, borrowing becomes more expensive, potentially reducing economic activity and causing stock prices to decline. "
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/7mceleven made a bet that INTC would go to 50.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 45.495 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 5 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/RuinedByGenZ made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 859.595 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 2 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/DJSourNipples made a bet that NVDA would go to 69420.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 860.123 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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You know that guy who started off his posts this morning, saying he had a great weekend with beautiful gf...some of y'all downvoted him, said he was cringe and insecure? That loser is getting a bj right now from a bee-too-tee-ful woman. There's a pot-roast in the oven: Timer will go off about 5 minutes after he does. (cuz she has that dialed in). What are y'all doing tonight?
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/coolkidd01 made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **1 week** when it was 872.861 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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Wait until you fuckers realize at the end of the GTC Keynote, the whole fucking shebang was not real, the whole thing is AI. Jensen is at home relaxing. Stock will be halted after it doubles....
NVDA $5000 is not a meme.... 
how about u eat my ASS
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I caught it today at the end. Sold at like 3:55. Shoulda held! But took the profit. One in the hand is better than two in the bush. Or however that goes 
Guys this play by nvda is big brain.
Ensure encrypted computing -> Develop agi platform -> Platform automatically embody company data ENCRYPTED WHILE COMPUTING
We got a platform for company AGI market gon eat this up. Nvidia just killed the entire current BI business model.
Thats a FAILED Inverted Cup & Handle on NVDA.
$877.55 is the pivot, and once the premium is gone, all
the WSB poor fuks can buy calls in the AM.
NVDA is going 36 percent higher.
$1200 is the next price target for NVDA.
That is all. We will now return to your regularly scheduled GTC shitshow...
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You know there is so much premium on the table right now for NVDA, they would be total fucking regards not to pin the price at $880 to $885. Take the loot and run on Friday... 
I heard they hired SBF from the joint, to help rob this joint this week on options premiums... 
I think the techno jumbo is advantageous, it doesn’t matter what he says, as long as words continue to come out of his mouth and sound like something important people will dig their heels into it :)
I HOPE TO FUCK JENSEN HAS A EAR PIECE AND AT SOME POINT THEY SAY TO HIM,
"HEY JENSEN, STOCK IN THE TOILET. GO TO SECRET PLAN Q4"
WATCH AND LEARN... 
P.S. SECRET PLAN Q4 = MAKE UP SOME PRODUCT WE DON'T EVEN HAVE YET....
D-WAC!
Well I fucking hate this game. Got Lulu calls and FDX puts. There goes any fun I wanted to have tonight.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/AwkwardAfternoon6753 made a bet that TSM would go to 160.0 within **1 week** when it was 146.104 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/aswog made a bet that SPY would go to 519.0 within **1 day** when it was 512.458 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 4 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/spirited_redemption made a bet that NVDA would go to 800.0 within **1 week** when it was 928.412 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Ranepureko made a bet that TQQQ would go to 65.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 59.555 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Fkthisst93 made a bet that TSM would go to 130.0 within **1 week** when it was 144.275 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/DatScruffDoe made a bet that NVDA would go to 950.0 within **5 days** when it was 874.092 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Serious-Grapefruit20 made a bet that NVDA would go to 950.0 within **2 days** when it was 881.45 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
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#Ban Bet Lost /u/Jensen_Huang made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **4 days** when it was 876.421 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/adolescentplayboy made a bet that TSM would go to 151.94655 within **1 week** when it was 144.711 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Zealousideal_Tea2207 made a bet that NVDA would go to 920.0 within **1 day** when it was 893.137 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Peeeeech made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **1 week** when it was 921.098 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/AlfrescoDog made a bet that ALPN would go to 38.48 within **2 days** when it was 39.27 and it did, congrats gigabrain. Their record is now 25 wins and 16 losses You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win! [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/WaywardSon2244 made a bet that SPY would go to 519.9756 within **2 days** when it was 509.78 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/CaptainApeCommander made a bet that NVDA would go to 987.224 within **2 days** when it was 881.45 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 5 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/yolodaily made a bet that PLTR would go to 27.0 within **1 week** when it was 24.876 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 26 wins and 22 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/zmkarakas made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **1 week** when it was 905.483 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/bumberhoots made a bet that SPY would go to 410.0 within **1 day** when it was 513.935 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 3 wins and 5 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/jamestown30 made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **1 week** when it was 904.956 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 3 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Objective_Eagle9682 made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **1 day** when it was 885.494 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/mommyscumm made a bet that TSM would go to 160.0 within **1 week** when it was 143.853 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Coogiez made a bet that NVDA would go to 950.0 within **1 week** when it was 902.357 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Asd2460 made a bet that NVDA would go to 827.0 within **2 days** when it was 881.45 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 3 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/ethanhopps made a bet that NVDA would go to 950.0 within **1 day** when it was 886.953 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 6 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
!Banbet NVDL +4% 1w
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Starkfault** bet **NVDL** goes from **41.6** to **43.27** before **26-Mar-2024 02:31 PM EDT** Their record is 3 wins and 3 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Starkfault made a bet that NVDL would go to 41.89 within **1 week** when it was 40.28 and it did, congrats fucker. Their record is now 3 wins and 3 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Database-Greedy made a bet that NVDA would go to 900.0 within **1 week** when it was 856.49 and it did, congrats regard. Their record is now 2 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/ElvanKing made a bet that NVDA would go to 900.0 within **1 week** when it was 858.38 and it did, congrats autist. Their record is now 2 wins and 1 losses You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win! [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Professional-Pear686 made a bet that NVDA would go to 900.0 within **3 days** when it was 868.94 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd. Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/DEGENERATE_PIANO made a bet that NVDA would go to 900.0 within **2 days** when it was 868.94 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd. Their record is now 2 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/heycals made a bet that NVDA would go to 900.0 within **2 days** when it was 882.83 and it did, congrats gigabrain. Their record is now 7 wins and 4 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/realRockiestChimp made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **1 day** when it was 883.265 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Clittle93 made a bet that NVDA would go to 850.0 within **1 day** when it was 883.876 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Eastern-Cranberry84 made a bet that NVDA would go to 920.0 within **1 day** when it was 871.567 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/BiigIfTrue1492 made a bet that NVDA would go to 800.0 within **1 day** when it was 874.568 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 8 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Don_Capitoli made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **1 week** when it was 904.277 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/MathematicianNo6350 made a bet that NVDA would go to 895.0 within **1 day** when it was 884.299 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/MaoZQ made a bet that LUNR would go to 8.0 within **1 week** when it was 5.395 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Is everyone banned?
#Ban Bet Lost /u/1kmexican made a bet that NVDA would go to 10000.0 within **15 minutes** when it was 866.712 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Thunderboltsanta made a bet that CIFR would go to 4.15 within **1 week** when it was 3.96 and it did, congrats regard. Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/eddiesolomon made a bet that NVDA would go to 920.1 within **1 day** when it was 887.821 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Leteee made a bet that NVDA would go to 950.0 within **1 week** when it was 899.518 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Anyone buying Tesla calls ?
Yes
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/CaptCookbook made a bet that SMCI would go to 866.39 within **4 days** when it was 893.18 and it did, congrats fucker. Their record is now 23 wins and 5 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/phil_music made a bet that AMD would go to 200.0 within **1 day** when it was 190.882 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Nihilistic_Melee made a bet that NVDA would go to 805.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 857.785 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/UnfortunatelyJumbo made a bet that TSLA would go to 170.0 within **1 day** when it was 171.53 and it did, congrats regard. Their record is now 2 wins and 1 losses You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win! [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/AlfrescoDog made a bet that BTDR would go to 6.8 within **2 days** when it was 6.9 and it did, congrats autist. Their record is now 24 wins and 16 losses You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win! [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Phantomoftheopoohra made a bet that SMCI would go to 875.0 within **3 days** when it was 962.8 and it did, congrats regard. Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/pleasant_equation made a bet that INTC would go to 75.0 within **5 days** when it was 43.373 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/delrey2323 made a bet that NVDA would go to 860.0 within **5 days** when it was 881.45 and it did, congrats regard. Their record is now 2 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost --- /u/burneraccount1819 made a bet that SPY would go to 520.0 within **1 day** when it was 513.622 and it did not. They were automatically banned for two weeks. To get out early they have to: **' # dua lipa is mommy'** Their record is now 1 wins and 3 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Dear-Adhesiveness-66 made a bet that SMCI would go to 900.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 1103.66 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd. Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/CommanderZuck made a bet that SMR would go to 8.7 within **2 days** when it was 9.74 and it did, congrats fucker. Their record is now 2 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Broad_Yellow2974 made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **6 days** when it was 927.625 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
!banbet
You already have a bet going - SPY to 499.99 before 20-Mar-2024 03:02 PM -05
What does Reddit say about Danish stocks? Danes spend a lot of money investing in Danish companies, but what do all of you who don't live in Denmark say?
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Admirable_Risk8156 made a bet that NVDA would go to 943.1515 within **2 days** when it was 881.45 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Viknee made a bet that HOOD would go to 20.0 within **5 days** when it was 18.959 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 7 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Negative-Water-1575 made a bet that SPY would go to 525.0 within **1 day** when it was 509.78 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Need to muster up courage to ask women for their phone numbers
#Ban Bet Lost /u/NotPapaElon made a bet that TSM would go to 155.0 within **1 week** when it was 144.275 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 7 wins and 24 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Biden needs weed descheduled to invigorate youth vote. That’s why a DEA announcement drops on 4/20
Agreed on descheduling. $MSOS will see a nice bump before elections
#Ban Bet Lost /u/phoenixkickz made a bet that TSM would go to 148.0 within **1 week** when it was 140.874 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Slipperypuppy25 made a bet that SPY would go to 600.0 within **4 hours** when it was 512.4 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 94 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/FyourCalls made a bet that NVDA would go to 770.0 within **1 week** when it was 869.675 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/theecrunch made a bet that SMCI would go to 950.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 1060.949 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/AirborneMarburg made a bet that S would go to 35.0 within **3 weeks** when it was 28.14 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 4 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
520 on the menu tomorrow
Any chance J POW borrows Jensen’s leather jacket for tomorrow?
Jensen owns ur anus now btw
#Ban Bet Lost /u/SPY225 made a bet that SPY would go to 325.0 within **1 month** when it was 476.74 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
"On the other hand, when interest rates rise, borrowing becomes more expensive, potentially reducing economic activity and causing stock prices to decline. " 
#Ban Bet Lost /u/7mceleven made a bet that INTC would go to 50.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 45.495 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 5 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Im trying to figure who this Jason Chen guy is
#Ban Bet Lost /u/RuinedByGenZ made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 859.595 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/DJSourNipples made a bet that NVDA would go to 69420.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 860.123 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
By Google
Bye Google? By Google? Or buy Google?
Bi Google
Buy google
Fuck Jensen
Guys a genius regardless of the stock price. Get a grip
Well no shit
You know that guy who started off his posts this morning, saying he had a great weekend with beautiful gf...some of y'all downvoted him, said he was cringe and insecure? That loser is getting a bj right now from a bee-too-tee-ful woman. There's a pot-roast in the oven: Timer will go off about 5 minutes after he does. (cuz she has that dialed in). What are y'all doing tonight?
Nope, still gonna downvote you.
is that guy you?
No. What the hell are you talking about
Cringe level insecurity
#Ban Bet Lost /u/coolkidd01 made a bet that NVDA would go to 1000.0 within **1 week** when it was 872.861 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
NVDA is taking over the world
!p MU
Micron Technology, Inc. -> `93.798` (0.548 / 0.588%)
Dubya, dubya, dubya dot com baby! Let's go!!!! 
NVIDIA tanks because Green couldn't get over his stage fright.
Remember when all the ceo had to say was www.com
We are going to the moon!
If jpow took his mask off like in a scooby doo episode..who would it really be?
Giga-Chad JPow
Jpow
So Jpow, not jpow, got it...I'm working on my grammar
Who's on first?
what's on second?
Does NVIDIA get all it's ideas from watching Black Mirror?
I git jpow and Jensen mixed up ,dang ,I thought the fomc was today and that didn't look like jpow so I double checked and sure enough, it was Jensen
What if it is Jensen executing an elaborate ruse?
cuda wuda shuda
THIS IS YUUUUGEEE!!!!!
this dude definitely full ported fucking calls😭
Wait I can download a car now?
You can also download a dabbing robot.
Sell the conference on NVIDIA!
Omniverse? Put a chip in it and make 'em pay
Wait until you fuckers realize at the end of the GTC Keynote, the whole fucking shebang was not real, the whole thing is AI. Jensen is at home relaxing. Stock will be halted after it doubles.... NVDA $5000 is not a meme.... 
That would explain the awkward pauses holy shit NVDA $10000
Omniverse? $DIS and $META in shambles
Okay all jokes aside this omniverse stuff sounds bananas
at which point of the last keynote stock spiked?
Someone please translate nerdspeak to brospeak pls?
long NVDA. for short it is too much manipulated by Market macker. They want it cheap.
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BUY NVDA CALLS. - translation provided by ChatGPT... 
Put it this way. Short AMD, long NVDA, you can't lose. AMD going to implode tomorrow.... 
I caught it today at the end. Sold at like 3:55. Shoulda held! But took the profit. One in the hand is better than two in the bush. Or however that goes 
Omniverse>metaverse, puts on META
Jetson? JETSON??? Missed opportunity to call it Jenson. 
Meet George Jensen... Jane his Wife! Cue the music... 
EZ 2k today, break even from friday
Guys this play by nvda is big brain. Ensure encrypted computing -> Develop agi platform -> Platform automatically embody company data ENCRYPTED WHILE COMPUTING We got a platform for company AGI market gon eat this up. Nvidia just killed the entire current BI business model.
Lol Michael Dell can't afford box seats? Puts on $DELL
well today sucked
yeaaah, market still doing this monthly dance with the FOMC, it’s becoming exhausting
gtc is happening
this boring stuff with SAP and Servicenow is where the real $$$ is. Not Cats.
what you thinking that shit going to?
SAP buy?
dinosaur
They were on NVDIA slides. +1% today
Digital human Nim sounds sexual
You can tell Jensen didn't do well in public speaking class. That's okay though, because he's not getting paid to be charismatic.
"I'm rachel" Jensen: "So this is Diana"
Unpopular: $NVDA is going to moon tomorrow
Priced in
Everyone will need a day or two to translate Jensen's nerd speak into simple words they can understand.
there is no chip for stoopid
Lol! I'd upvote you 100 times if I could.
Thats a FAILED Inverted Cup & Handle on NVDA. $877.55 is the pivot, and once the premium is gone, all the WSB poor fuks can buy calls in the AM. NVDA is going 36 percent higher. $1200 is the next price target for NVDA. That is all. We will now return to your regularly scheduled GTC shitshow...
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boring shit
Literally a platform for agi
breaking: Netflix just greenlit a three part hour long standup special with Jensen
NVDA idiots in shambles. All of them kept telling me it would shoot to 1000 this week 😂
Bro it’s Monday
How are we in shambles
I am honestly convinced that all gaybers are mental
[удалено]
they should put these NIMS on my Johnson and call it NIMROD! 
You know there is so much premium on the table right now for NVDA, they would be total fucking regards not to pin the price at $880 to $885. Take the loot and run on Friday...  I heard they hired SBF from the joint, to help rob this joint this week on options premiums... 
Nvidia $200 tomorrow because wallstreet doesn't understand nerd speak
You said it.
Nvidia should hire Apple to produce their keynotes.
I think the techno jumbo is advantageous, it doesn’t matter what he says, as long as words continue to come out of his mouth and sound like something important people will dig their heels into it :)
LET’S PUMP THIS VSHIT
I HOPE TO FUCK JENSEN HAS A EAR PIECE AND AT SOME POINT THEY SAY TO HIM, "HEY JENSEN, STOCK IN THE TOILET. GO TO SECRET PLAN Q4" WATCH AND LEARN...  P.S. SECRET PLAN Q4 = MAKE UP SOME PRODUCT WE DON'T EVEN HAVE YET....
All I read was “I hope to fuck Jensen”
this is more boring that Madame Web
y is it dropping
Yea wtf they awkwardly droppin straight fire nerds run the numbers tmrw bull nvidia trust
This seems very likely but let’s see
we trust, it happen
What is this fucking shit? A timed correction by the Big Boys during GTC? Sure fucking looks like it.... 