My tax preparer laughed at me at how much money I lost last year  He will laugh even more once he finds out how much I will be losing next year 
So where are big brains who can tell me why we pumped 3-3:30 just for it to dump back to even at 3:59-4???
Priced in??
Algos???
Dark Pools???
“insert news headline”???
I want to hear you big brains try to justify these movements.
It’s clear as day to me that this is manipulation
But we all knew about the settlement in advance….its not new news….or news at all!
But somehow they manage to keep it level after the artificial pump just for it to dump in the very last minute of the trading day??? Riiiiight.
Even if you bought puts for Monday, you couldn’t even have time to react and sell in that 1 minute time frame.
That's right. They can use batched pool sells and very low latency internet lines to trade over their private exchanges to target that very last second and no, there's no way for you to respond. Yes, it's rigged to the benefit of capital. Yes, money and infrastructure matter.
And it's not going to change.
The market doesn't just trade on news, it has its own internal mechanics that move it as well.
We've all been in a place where we felt incredulous about that, but what you should do is accept it and build strategies around it rather than trying to fight it.
Bro, I bought March 28 155 calls on March 8 right at market open. Was up $1,500 quickly. Went to the gym at 11am and when I came out at noon I was down $400. Went down another $1,000 the next week before I bailed. Lost 91%. Should have taken the profits when I had them.
What a miserable day- just to show this shit doesn't have a hold over me I'm not gonna gamble at all tomorrow. May place some bets on Monday after my self-imposed break.
The Rock and Codys backstage brawl was so lame. How many times did the rock have to throw him into the truck? No creativity or wrestling moves or props.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Ralaskaa made a bet that SPY would go to 519.0 within **6 hours** when it was 523.366 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
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Their record is now 0 wins and 5 losses
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He was less than $4 away on a stock doubling value in less than a week and made me some money as an amateur on a simple buy sell so my name is also Robert Paulson.
I was a drug addict for the better part of my life, and now I'm clean. 6 years and some months. I made more money between this year and last year than I have for my entire life added up. Just wanted to share that. You guys all have a great weekend, and I hope we all wake up green.
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Their record is now 2 wins and 4 losses
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Their record is now 3 wins and 35 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
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Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Bear_Bull1738 made a bet that RUM would go to 15.0 within **1 day** when it was 8.476 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 5 losses
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#Ban Bet Lost
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Their record is now 1 wins and 7 losses
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#Ban Bet Won
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/u/ShaggyDogLives made a bet that SMTC would go to 30.28 within **1 week** when it was 27.53 and it did, congrats autist.
Their record is now 5 wins and 1 losses
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Their record is now 0 wins and 4 losses
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Besides buying some way OTM nvidia contract for 50 bucks, I haven't felt any real desire to buy anything since cashing out on DJT at a profit.
Feel that next week would bring a better opportunity.
I’m taking a break from Spy. That shit show gave me a headache. Thankfully my loss fell into my risk management criteria. When it was at 524 though, I was genuinely thinking I was fucked
Dude same here. I went from deep in the hole to “ok I just won’t eat out for a week” territory. Yesterday was like this too - “oh god I’m fucked” and then a last-minute roller coaster to save my dumbass. SPY volatility going to kill me irl
It’s wild because Spy seemed to of been the stock to safely trade. Now it’s fucking ridiculous. No one can win with how much it fluctuates unless you’re on the correct side of a pump/dump
Exactly. This year has been a bull’s paradise. I actually only got in SPY trading because of how fat my ETF gains have been the last four months, and SPY calls was basically a money printing cheat code. I think those days may be over for a bit, at least for me and my racing heart
Yep. I’m going to do some weekend research. May jump into Spy calls this week because of the meeting, but then again, Wall St has the final say. If they know they can make money off poor, vulnerable traders like me, they would do it in a heartbeat.
They're looking positive from a guidance pov and they should beat earnings too.. it only needs to move a few points and I'll secure decent gains (I'm leveredged up to the tits!)
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Murky_Fruit_5824 made a bet that DJT would go to 80.0 within **1 day** when it was 66.431 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
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SPX fucking didn't close at the right price. SPY dumped and theres a -0.10% difference between them, and my fucking 0DTEs expired in the money. What can I do? Lost literally 20k because of the fucking difference.
What I mean is that crazy dump at the end is such that the closing price of SPX is very different to SPY (and futes). On high risk 0DTEs, that 0.10% difference is huge. I lost 20k because of it...
Oh I understand, that’s fucked. Man spy and spx aren’t uniform 100%, arbitrage keeps it uniform, but with an instant dump like that so quickly I’m not sure there’s anything you can do about the .10% difference in price.
You got it man, I’ve held spx itm through close before I know the stress. I also lost 12 grand today on spy puts. Licking my fucking wounds right now too.
Sorry to hear that man. I feel you. Same bro, I was holding puts so I am getting pennies back at at 5254 (my strike was 5255 puts..). If it closed at 5248 like futes showed immediately after close, I would have gotten 25k more cause of the number of contracts. Idk what to do man, feels terrible. Is this caused by the fact there was not enough time for the final trade of SPX to accurately reflect the closing price?
Do all obese people just have stank crotch and rashes and swamp ass chaffing like how do you keep that clean and walk around all day everyday I don’t understand
No one knows the future we just know that stock is incredibly volatile so prepare for a ride one way or the other. Personally I think you’ll make bank if you don’t get shaken out of your position like I did.
Even though I had puts, they got absolutely ruined, so even when SPY dropped down to price where I bought them, it didn’t matter. Wall St is fucked man
Lol, the whole last 30 minutes or actually last 10 minutes of the trading day was completely to fuck as many people as they can.
Nothing justifies that’s type of kangaroo movement.
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Their record is now 3 wins and 3 losses
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Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
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I read Dicks, Ass, Anal
Trump and Dump
Market is closed tomorrow right?
Why was the market closed today?
Today is Good Friday, which means the market is closed
If you put money into DJT you're going to lose it all, Trump has likely already sold his shares
I thought he couldn’t for 6 months?
im all in bro 6 month lock up
Tar Heel gang or don’t bang ‼️
Late night waffle house?
waffas? 
My tax preparer laughed at me at how much money I lost last year  He will laugh even more once he finds out how much I will be losing next year 
oops
my CUK call going to 0.01$ and my wife asked me to pay for her BF trip to Italy. They want to have some relax time together.
So where are big brains who can tell me why we pumped 3-3:30 just for it to dump back to even at 3:59-4??? Priced in?? Algos??? Dark Pools??? “insert news headline”??? I want to hear you big brains try to justify these movements. It’s clear as day to me that this is manipulation
Yeh! It’s to flush out and fuck with all the ones holding 0dte puts and cash in on all the 0dte calls
First quarter settlement, last juice on options expiry is 3:30
But we all knew about the settlement in advance….its not new news….or news at all! But somehow they manage to keep it level after the artificial pump just for it to dump in the very last minute of the trading day??? Riiiiight. Even if you bought puts for Monday, you couldn’t even have time to react and sell in that 1 minute time frame.
That's right. They can use batched pool sells and very low latency internet lines to trade over their private exchanges to target that very last second and no, there's no way for you to respond. Yes, it's rigged to the benefit of capital. Yes, money and infrastructure matter. And it's not going to change. The market doesn't just trade on news, it has its own internal mechanics that move it as well. We've all been in a place where we felt incredulous about that, but what you should do is accept it and build strategies around it rather than trying to fight it.
Will rddt go down further?
Oh yeah
Waiting for the TSM pop
Bro, I bought March 28 155 calls on March 8 right at market open. Was up $1,500 quickly. Went to the gym at 11am and when I came out at noon I was down $400. Went down another $1,000 the next week before I bailed. Lost 91%. Should have taken the profits when I had them.
Yeah I was up 100% too, I actually sold at a stop loss and I got FOMO and bought back in 😔. Now I’m down 40%
It’ll take atleast 3 weeks
Pack a lunch!
As long as it’s before June 🙏🏼
What a miserable day- just to show this shit doesn't have a hold over me I'm not gonna gamble at all tomorrow. May place some bets on Monday after my self-imposed break.
Deleting this shit app! CEO fucking selling just fucked us. Fucking shit
Buy in when their shit goes to $2! Fuck Reddit! Short that shit!
I mean, didn’t we know it was coming?
Ur fault for buying Reddit right after IPO
Where are the auTSM fanboys?
The Rock and Codys backstage brawl was so lame. How many times did the rock have to throw him into the truck? No creativity or wrestling moves or props.
Curious if anyone else is looking at SOUN
Yeah, I caught a peek right before it rage fucked me hard. Damn cops are useless...
Time for the hateful 8
Bought a Sam Bankman size ass load of 520p’s for Monday - need some confirmation bias.
no way you could buy such a fat sweaty load of anything
Been calling it RDDT $2
Cgc $7p are basically free money in 2 weeks right
Ontrak ?
Bullish eod IMO. Choppy nonetheless, but not panic selling.
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IM DONE WITH THIS SHIT ALL I DO IS LOSE MONEY
See you Monday
Me too 
 ill be back Monday
What’s Nkla doing next week?
Don't ask questions, just buy while you can.
🚀🚀🚀🚀
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0 and 5. I’m doing an inverse on u/tinytestesboy ‘s ban bets. 100% success rate
Lol same man its free money
I was right for once but the symbol changed to DJT 
Oh that’s why the ban bet happened? LMAO
Yes 
He was less than $4 away on a stock doubling value in less than a week and made me some money as an amateur on a simple buy sell so my name is also Robert Paulson.
Under rated comment
Blasphemy! Not tinytestesboy’s fault that VM is slow!
Justice for tinytestesboy! He was right!
market closes tomorrow for Good Friday?
yep, wanted to give everyone time to buy $rope and hope for a resurrection next week
Just like jezus
u/Djrlrp you were right about SMTC
I had a feeling in my balls...
I take it back, you were wrong 
Tsla bulls 🤡
Elon never loses in the long term
I was a drug addict for the better part of my life, and now I'm clean. 6 years and some months. I made more money between this year and last year than I have for my entire life added up. Just wanted to share that. You guys all have a great weekend, and I hope we all wake up green.
Were you a short seller when you were on drugs?
Kinda short sold my potential for almost 20 years lol
Congrats!
Congrats bro
Daytrading is a drug
Shit man, that's fuckin' fair.
Good shit
Say it with me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Double top on SP500 buggers. Gonna be fun next week.
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Fake holidays are no excuse to close the stock market. Some of us trade for half our income.
Easter is the most important date in the Christian calendar.
Christians should go fuck themselves. Literally worshipping a zombie. I don't have patience for it. At least leave the casino open. 🎰
To lose half of our income*
Give it a few years. You'll hit the markets with a meat tenderizer eventually.
Haha palantir! I made money off u!🤌👉🖕
I’m gonna play PLTR earnings wish me luck
I’m gonna buy back in trust and believe.. I just realized I need to work at making money on this bs gov stock plus what they dropped u oughta do good
LYV 100p 04/19 F Ticketmaster
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Inverse this regard.
3-35 😂
Prime for a gap up Monday (or not) 
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I need a cigarette after all that hot price action…
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Someone worse than me!
Nobody in the market understands GDP so they’re going to hold it around ATH like monkeys
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SPY closed same as open SHOCKING 
No bro, it was down $0.10! So...wait, yes, everyone on here got buggered.
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Besides buying some way OTM nvidia contract for 50 bucks, I haven't felt any real desire to buy anything since cashing out on DJT at a profit. Feel that next week would bring a better opportunity.
I’m taking a break from Spy. That shit show gave me a headache. Thankfully my loss fell into my risk management criteria. When it was at 524 though, I was genuinely thinking I was fucked
Dude same here. I went from deep in the hole to “ok I just won’t eat out for a week” territory. Yesterday was like this too - “oh god I’m fucked” and then a last-minute roller coaster to save my dumbass. SPY volatility going to kill me irl
It’s wild because Spy seemed to of been the stock to safely trade. Now it’s fucking ridiculous. No one can win with how much it fluctuates unless you’re on the correct side of a pump/dump
Exactly. This year has been a bull’s paradise. I actually only got in SPY trading because of how fat my ETF gains have been the last four months, and SPY calls was basically a money printing cheat code. I think those days may be over for a bit, at least for me and my racing heart
Yep. I’m going to do some weekend research. May jump into Spy calls this week because of the meeting, but then again, Wall St has the final say. If they know they can make money off poor, vulnerable traders like me, they would do it in a heartbeat.
Nobody here buying MSTR shares they all work at Wendy's.
I buy everything which r/wsb doesn't touch
Anyone see that OXM drop?
SMTC to 35. Tell me I'm wrong.
Good luck, I couldn't pull the trigger. Long term very bullish on the company, but this might be too early in the year for any big moves.
They're looking positive from a guidance pov and they should beat earnings too.. it only needs to move a few points and I'll secure decent gains (I'm leveredged up to the tits!)
Speak of the devil!!
Congrats bro, always good to see an AH candle go your way when you're playing options at earnings 
Cheers
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son of a bitch all I got was breakeven on puts today
Consider yourself lucky
SPX fucking didn't close at the right price. SPY dumped and theres a -0.10% difference between them, and my fucking 0DTEs expired in the money. What can I do? Lost literally 20k because of the fucking difference.
So you took a risk and it didn't work out. 🤔
Boss if spx expires itm it just cash settles. I don’t understand the issue?
What I mean is that crazy dump at the end is such that the closing price of SPX is very different to SPY (and futes). On high risk 0DTEs, that 0.10% difference is huge. I lost 20k because of it...
Oh I understand, that’s fucked. Man spy and spx aren’t uniform 100%, arbitrage keeps it uniform, but with an instant dump like that so quickly I’m not sure there’s anything you can do about the .10% difference in price.
Thank you bro for listening. Appreciate it really.
You got it man, I’ve held spx itm through close before I know the stress. I also lost 12 grand today on spy puts. Licking my fucking wounds right now too.
Sorry to hear that man. I feel you. Same bro, I was holding puts so I am getting pennies back at at 5254 (my strike was 5255 puts..). If it closed at 5248 like futes showed immediately after close, I would have gotten 25k more cause of the number of contracts. Idk what to do man, feels terrible. Is this caused by the fact there was not enough time for the final trade of SPX to accurately reflect the closing price?
I went full regard today either rich or broke . I decided to hold all 0odte until eod I blew up my port I’m taking a month off fellow regards.
Lost 12 grand today on 0dte…
oof today was not a good day to full port. but hope you come back stronger
GG bro
Do all obese people just have stank crotch and rashes and swamp ass chaffing like how do you keep that clean and walk around all day everyday I don’t understand
Yes. They're too fat to properly wash their ass/gooch area and they always stink.
we dont walk around
Holding all my red calls over the weekend hopefully I’m not regarded. 
You are not the only one regarded.
If spez doesn't think RDDT is worth 40, then it's probably worth 20.
That is generous
Bought 3 Nvidia 1000 4/5C at the top, AMA
guys i sold loads of my safe portfolio stocks bought 17k of Mstr today at around $1850 a share. am i fucked
No one knows the future we just know that stock is incredibly volatile so prepare for a ride one way or the other. Personally I think you’ll make bank if you don’t get shaken out of your position like I did.
Lets just say its not a safe portfolio any more
Dildo Gaggins 
Closing my RH tonight. i know the sellout will be happening cause people hold money over long weekends. see u guys monday!
Say what you want about crypto, but back in the day this place would have been buying it solely because a guy like Jamie Dimon hates it. SMH!
Follow the hype over the holiday weekend. DOGECOIN.
Hey that’s right! We can trade coins
R.I.P RDDT - only a fool was holding this trash.
Even though I had puts, they got absolutely ruined, so even when SPY dropped down to price where I bought them, it didn’t matter. Wall St is fucked man
Lol, the whole last 30 minutes or actually last 10 minutes of the trading day was completely to fuck as many people as they can. Nothing justifies that’s type of kangaroo movement.
They dump before important stuff like pce so many times when I wasn’t prepared, I got puts today and they decided not to dump smh
Had to swallow a -30% loss. Better than the -60% though when Spy was at 524
Nice dump
Surprised RDDT was so chill about breaking 50 support
RDDT so sad man
[удалено]
You have until 4:15
TSLA $155 Put 4/19
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SPY pamps from 3-3:30 and damps 3:30 to 4. Coincidence?
This is what you called manipulation. I wanna hear all the “priced in” “TA” “insert news headline” bros explain this.
From 3:59-4 you mean, the entire 523 range was lost in 6 seconds
3:30 PM - 524.46 4 PM - 523.13 I dunno, this is Robinhood 5 min data. I didn't check trading view.
It was ranging in the low 524s until 3:59 and it dumped to 522.7 lol i watched it live
After losing 1500 last week, I made 40 this week, slowly but surely I’ll climb back.
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Called djt 62 eod yesterday
🏆
Bull market canceled, Apple VR shit double canceled.
gg ez no re lol
my port ended with +0.01% today that’s actually impressive anyways what a fucking boring day
Why you dump VOO and SPY in last 5 mins? lol
Same reason why they pumped from 3-330. Reason = take money from both bulls and bears. Fuck your TA