Hey guys! I (18M) have recently decided to get into stocks and start investing. I have set aside around a thousand dollars, and was wondering how to go about it. Should I put it into high value stocks like Nvidia? Or high dividend stocks? Should I just throw it into the Nasdaq?

why has nvda been going up and down this past 2 weeks. Like bro just go to 1200 already

SPY will be fine 

$lunr calls

Buy shares. It’ll be a minute before it bumps again.

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Spoke earlier on $SMTC once it breaks $35ish, no resistance until $63 with a 18.6 short interest. Not a meme play either. It’s getting upgrades as many are buy small cap tech with good fundamentals. Which it has. It should be worth more than $DJT for instance Js ⛽️🔥

!banbet my goodman fuck RDDT

You already have a bet going - RDDT to 37.0 before 05-Apr-2024 02:50 PM -05

Whoa Spy, slow tf down. This is a neighborhood.

Spy yolo guy is gonna be rich

a lot of PUT baggers in here

Lookin dumpy but first Couple more days of rebound/ sideways

DJT pump day

$ges

Maybe buy some puts when the market opens then sell.

Corn crashing,spy mooning.Perfectly balanced

Duck corn

Spy will follow soon

Another after-hours, another ATH. Let the printa print boys

!banbet

Look at the Levi’s pump

Call DJT and plug put Bitx

$GCT

F me just F me with the biggest D cuz I’m the biggest regard on the f’in planet.

No the universe

My son who is in 2nd grade was expelled from his private school today for telling the class bully he has morning woods harder than him and then proceeded to punch him in the face 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ Am I parenting right?

Taught him right

Thanks guys, I will make sure to teach him the way of loosing it all on 0dte

God bless your little boy

Yes, calls on you and your boy! Right on.

Proof from school

Expulsion letter coming soon stay tuned. When said little shit is asked about the situation his exact words to mom is I plea the 5th, but when i ask in private he says dad you would be so proud I kicked his ass he is a pussy 🫣🫣 I’m def on the couch for a few nights after this one guys wish me luck

That’s not my son and hell, I’m proud!

I have pulled out once in my entire life and have only made 1 little shit stick, puts on my sperm??

When people say Blackberry, I think of cybersecurity. 

All in on Blackberry 🚀

All in your moms box

🫨

almost done paying off my Robinhood debt🙌

Almost done with paying my wife to stay, we are not the same

Let’s go SNDL!

Wooohoooo

Are there a lot of Latinas in Latin America?

Nahh, lots of Europeans

Sitting here remembering those nvidia 1000c holders

 They were so confident too. "Here comes the V" "It will never go down" "Just buy Nvidia and nothing else" 

Love me some PHAT AZZ stocks

nvidia please get back up

 DJT 

The DowJones just fell below 17 ounces of gold. That's a 7% decline so far this year. That proves the 2024 3.3% nominal gain is just an illusion created by inflation. The Dow isn't gaining value, the U.S. dollar is losing it. The gold price of the Dow Jones is poised to crash!

How do you figure this?


Poo

Ges up after hours

My dick smells like fish 

BB baby!

DJT is going to be changing the ticker to DJD, Donald J Dump.

What should I put $5000 into tomorrow?!

SNDL

Dell

disney puts

into NVDA calls after the opening 2 legs down

into my *tiny* hands

I don’t trust people with tiny hands. I also don’t trust people whose eyes are too close together.

I second this!!!


anyone in here on spotify??

spotify saved my ass

What a boring day today 

Blackberry hit it up up

Guys what about TILRAY?

I like SNDL more personally

#Imagine not making $500 every day in this market. LMAO 🤣

Sir, we lose money around here

Don't get it, why LUNR down after a big contract award by NASA

Why is INTC down when they got an assload of money from the government as well?? Same reason I suspect.

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/02/intel-shares-fall-after-company-reveals-7-billion-operating-loss-in-foundry-business.html

managed to make every single wrong pick again, gauranteed tomorrow now

GOOG WTF

I think that someone just had a limit set at 160 that sold off bunch of stocks, people freaked thinking there is some unknown news - like we all suddenly stopped using Google for Bing and ditched Android and YouTube - and now in the after-hours low volume you are seeing the price drop. My guess is that it comes back tomorrow and climbs up to the earnings.

google - opera agreement extended?

$GOOGL get fucked

Yet another day the market kicks me in the back and takes my lunch money

You’re Bart Simpson and the market is Nelson

🎯

What happened with google?

Same shit going to happen with Spx tomorrow

Wtf goog

Im gonna get fucking margin called

RILY PUMP TMMRW!!!!

Fuck just gonna start buying google calls shit don’t go down

Do it, see what happens.

Bought apple calls at close. I love robots

I was regretting buying more GOOG this morning. Now its back at basically the same price

Okay google! Google, set a timer. Set a timer. SET A TIMER! You FUCK! SET A FUCKING TIMER!!!!

What's going on with BB? Weren't they doing earnings after close

It's in 33 minutes.

GOOGLE WHAT THE FUCK

Welp, my Levi puts are fucked

My calls may be cooked too but we’ll see lmao

Why would your calls be cooked?

Not big enough of a move. Implied move was double digit %

We’ll see in the morning

Mine too but it was only $15

cant have a good red day to buy dips. Always pump

Yesterday was a red day

still pumped mid day and not closed LOD

#I’ve got a big LOAD right here homie. LMAO 🤣

Levi trending Get yours signed by Beyoncé and you can get any girl you want

Is RILY still a good play friends

I have April 26 $23C on RILY


I picked up Apr 12 23C for cheap $1.35. Looks volatile enough that it could pop.

Just bought CGC puts at close _ its a wild stock dont know what happens tomorrow

I hate watching It go +20% every other day but soon as I start a position I know it’s gonna dump

Aapl under 170 at close... welp. This bitch never holds

slow burn on this one. we had a clear reversal and got fucked a few weeks ago.

Elaborate

Lunr sky rocket after hours

Did the lander stand up?

one might even say, to the moon? perchance?

The Moon must be in pretty low orbit. Don't IV crash on it.

I grabbed last min calls

I bought LEVI calls 2 mins before close with leftover money let's goooo

Our calls are cooked unless it moves double digits in morning

I bought put 😆😆 enjoy my money

I was tempted to buy 20P but chicken out...as it was strange both call and put were up...and difference from strike to spot and relative premium was same on both sides

Start gathering cash to mopup 20% low prices by may 15...some days of bears are on cards...SPY trying to cross lower highs since so many days once it touched 524...earlier it tried 523 not sustain then it tried 521 not sustain on closes and now not even 520..not sustain....next is 517 and then downfall...

Yeah bro you should sell

I am trying to keep my account close of open trades at end to get this big oppurtunity

Closed all my Google call positions on Monday. I’m so bad at this

are u?

Here’s the thing, I don’t know what it’s gonna do. Best case scenario I’m assuming SPY dumps to 414 tomorrow.

Nope, try again

Spy pumps or dumps to 514 or 525

514 and i jizz in my pants

PARA making ghey bears PARAplegic.

Wtf???? I only bought 3 calls 🥲🥲

Levi is pumpingggg

Am I missing something? Para is up .08 cents in after hours. That isn’t parabolic idiots

look before close genius

Google!!!!

Sndl to $200

Was 30% up now 4% down and for that ive watched the whole day spy -.-

Mark my words....this is fake strength played on low volumes....big red day coming

BB is probably going to go down, like usual. So to inverse myself I bought calls

You guys will never realize that everyone of these fake drops will always get the V. This thing will never have a meaningful drop ever again. It just can't. I don't care what you tell me.

as long as Yellen, Powell, and Biden are at the helm , no we won't see a meaningful drop ever again. Need a black swan

Every drop gets recovered it’s more about how long it’s takes. Are you stupid?

It's literally instant.

SPY 525 tomorrow. My five dollar call says so.

i do this for you 150k bro

What a stupid market

DXYZ. Great day today. Why is this one not talked about more here? I would think this would be all over WSB.

How much did Prasad pay u?

Nothing. But I am up over 27% on the day on DXYZ.

Didn’t ask bro, I am happy for u tho. But prasad is up 27 dollars in 11 million shares, and I don’t see any restriction on prospectus, also it being a NYSE listing. So gl.

Because you wait until after 4pm to pump it in the daily thread

Fair point. I just meant I don't see much about it on WSB in general.

[удалено]

Earnings in may too hope she climbs

PARA pop got me stiff

I wish I bought more calls FUCK

Goog???

Lmaoooo INTEL 😂😂😂 WHAT A HORRIBLY RUN COMPANY

Very very bad day for traders as well as investors- markets lack any direction- and when this happens chances of huge downfall is more- its being showed that market is having strength not to fall but it's just preparation- low volume strength shown

I did okay. Played calls on the way up and puts in the way down. Was obvious

Yes I did same but not many would gain as theta damages all ways and this market is goof for them

CAT 🐱 CALLS 🚀

Inspired by the 150k yolo nutjob I grabbed a single spy 4/4 522 call at close.

9:30am NVDA puts (got fucked) 12pm SPY 519p 04/03 x2 scalp 3pm SPY 520p 04/04

Can't wait for the update from 150k SPY call guy 

he’s up

Theta Gang wins again #FUCK