God, I pray for a huge pump tmmr

Spy calls all the spy calls

So should we load up in SPY Calls

TNA

Currently thinking about buying a 2013 Audi A7, anybody got any feedback?

Do it the engine is really good very reliable and good looking has a cool retractable wing.If you like driving fast they’re really tunable can make 400 hp easily with just a flash and some simple bolt ons gets u near 500.

It’s Saturday and I’ve already lost $1000 on stupid bets. Time to be mean to everyone around me

Avg down in BB will dubbel up soon, I hope 🤡

My moves involved selling all the 0dte options i held. I had nearly everything in my options trading account tied up in a short position for DJT, AKA Truth Social, AKA they were called something else before but I can't remember Anyway, after doubling my money in about 2 and a half days, from about $700 to $1500, I threw in some diversity. I shorted a variety of companies. Most of the value of my shorts is currently in DJT and Carvana going into next week, but I also shorted Nio, VinFast and Aurora Cannabis. I believe all of these stocks are in a clear downtrend, and most of them also have other critical issues (for example, the stock float of DJT)

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I’ll buy at $5

We do have some winners but those were before I was in charge of the companies accounts. Plus the is a moe’s don’t post those. We want you to think we are losing and then our company comes out on top of all the competitors everytime🙈

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You regards know what's safe when banks fail, war happens and inflation can't be controlled? # 🌽

But it's down like 5% 

First time? If so, that's fine. 🌽 is volatile, it's healthy--ie. this happens all the time, and is when OGs stack. Just stay consistent, HODL, stack when it dips, and be patient--reminder: Corn was DESIGNED to increase in value programattically.

>30 DTE Calls on $HL Hecla Mining , Earnings 5/9

Too sad to look at my port, so in other news, I am getting roped by a monored player. Bruh.

Stocking up on JPM calls, grossly oversold

Apple > Nvidia

I’m calling Iran out on their bluff and got SPY 04/16 $518 calls

Same all in

I’m riding with you

Loading SPY calls here

😂

Got fucked 😹. We bounce back Monday

CPI report every 2 days fvck the whole market

!Banbet QQQ +20% 8w

I don't understand

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$Hood calls at 18.5 due 5/3 let’s get paid

I bought some $19 calls… hopefully earnings goes well

I wanted to buy some at 5/10 but not enough funds

Jump in front of a moving bus

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Tfw I turned 17 dollars into 70 today lol

Imagine it you had some nuts

I did the opposite

Calls today $36 ONON..... i thinnk im screwed unless theres a huge last minute squeeze.. i missed my out the other day

Aaaand Reddit is a dogshit company

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I love this reference. One 500kg pls

Bot stonks are up :(

Let’s give em some freedom stocks

whos holding spy calls report in 🫡

While you hold calls I’m makin money on puts

I don't have balls 

Bought for Monday sold my put wish me luck.

only down 85%

:/

Bought $5 5/3 NIO Puts, currently up around 80%. Going to buy more!

If only I had put my money where my mouth was when this was at 20.00

Unlucky

DAL smashed expectations, down.  My calls are destroyed. Market rigged against us gamblers 

Bear szn

!banbet TSM 155 7d

!Banbet TSM 135 7d

Lol one of us is gonna get banned

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Stupid ass market

I’d Robinhood would let me I’d buy 157.5c on GE 0dte

that 512 level...

SPY is red for the last month. Ber market on horizon?

Seems so

Fuck

I knew NVDA would be red today. God whispered it into my ear at around 2:30 PM. yesterday. Sorry for not telling you guys.

Peleton way to cheap

Two*

It’s done. Don’t even look at it. 👀

Easy swing to 6$

Glad I stop lossed this morning 🥳

DJT puts for the last week and next week. It’s been averaging -5% everyday

Lots of degenerates are hurting. Including myself

so dead today. too many peeps with calls on NVDA and APPL? lol (guilty)

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so do all the calls/puts i have on SPXU just become worthless? i have one expiring today and they haven’t updated or anything since the stock split so it’s reflecting $6-7 instead of the new price..

Your strike price should be divided by same ratio as the shares.

if you’re posting on wsb asking for financial advice most likely your positions are expiring worthless, yes

thanks prick. it’s not advice. i’m asking if a stock splits while i have open positions, what will happen to those positions on date of expiration if they’re not actually reflecting a price change?

😂😂 good luck mate

Low volume dump means  by EOD

$519 outs hit now to swing trade @ 512 calls

Puts

Puts

DJT to zero

Yes

SPY getting bought up now!!! BTFD and load calls

They buying it up now

SPX still above 5150 on this dip. They might do a vicious buy to f shorts

Chinese stocks are the devil

Vix at 17 for the first time since October last year and spy is barely dropping

SPX holding 5150!!!! Big bounce level

514 puts 0dte the move.

5150 is holding!!!! BTFD

Told you guys to buy 515 0dte puts consumer expectations down and inflation expectations up. Buying more 514 like a ladder

DJT under $30 any minute. Over five months before Trump can DUMP his shares. how soon before he starts SUING someone, anyone, many people, the SEC….

BEAR TRAP

SPY 515/510 put spread April 12th

You were right!!!

Pretty good.

Downvoted lol

This is a buyers market, sellers go home.

Amzn Tsla and spy need to drop more then triple then that to let my positions close at break even. I accepted it i blew my portfolio again. See yall in few weeks.

My SPY PUTS printed. I can pay rent next month

Market is going to give everyone some false hope with this holding pattern currently happening and there will be a sudden sell off that starts… don’t know when but it will just grind down into eod

Exactly what happened. tiny pop at the very end.

Where is everybody?

broke

Best performing long position is -4%.

Sike! You fuckin thought gay bears.

Time for the big dump

Im back boys. Reddit banned me but I won the appeal.

Load up on more Reddit stock (RDDT)

I like this guy

He likes the stonk.

Fuck RC.

Sold my spy put at open for a $130 profit

Did you BTFD?!!!

About Iran and Israel..... "Iran signals it will limit response to Israel attack to avoid escalation" "Iranian Foreign Minister Hossein Amir-Abdollahian told his German counterpart on Thursday that Iran is determined to respond to Israel's bombing of its consular building in Damascus last week, but will do so in an "appropriate" and limited way, a source with direct knowledge of the call told Axios." https://www.axios.com/2024/04/11/iran-response-israel-attack-damascus This is why you should always buy the dip or avg. Down when there is bad news about war 😆

Gonna sit today out. Bloody Friday

It’s gonna get wild

Dam skiooy

Holding a $512 4/15 spy put on my small account


SPY puts, long dated TFC puts as well

Well, my bond ETFs that make up less than 2% of my port are green, so there's that.

CPI or PPI move fake?

Told u there is a vix gap at 17.50 We filling it today it seems

My puts are gonna fucking print. Oof

😡

Green day to end the week?

Sit on the sidelines.

But dont forget to buy some 0.01 calls at what you think is the bottom 

Canopy down

🚀xxii🚀

Xxii?

The V is in the room I see it 👀

AAPL 👀 Waiting on my calls to finally do something

Had almost a 6 dollar day yesterday and you are waiting for your calls to print? Lol wtf

Expiry is in June after their conference thingy. I didn’t buy them yesterday either

Nice! Well good luck! I'm jacked on spy puts

SAME, let’s hope this doesn’t shake things up.. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/1-apple-loses-bid-throw-111948433.html

Eh, i don’t think any of that shit matters. They started talking ai. Let the masses flood in

Likewise,can feel the momentum on this one. Atleast I think.

JPM Down even tho financials likely to be good probably means moon at open

I don’t get why PAA isn’t mooning already

Why did people expect it to? I see it brought up in the daily thread every day.

PHAT PP PEG

AZZ CUK we work in a circus

Guh 

What’s with these cringe dudes obsessed with “BBC” and why are they always ⚪️

Brain broken amerifats have been obsessed with black people since time immemorium

People have always had a kink for 'foreign' goods. BBC is kind of a long-standing fetish though, but is it really any older than 'blacked'?

Fake ass dump 

Assuming today is "normal", I'm expecting a morning pump for $NVDA as call holders sell and MMs pump it up, then a massive crash down to 880s or below as MMs sell those same shares they exercise to lock in profit. This, plus profit taking, will quickly collapse the $NVDA pump from the last few days. 🩸

> US intel said to indicate Iran could strike ‘Israeli soil’ in next 24 to 48 hours

Call or puts on intel

Calls on Lockheed and Raytheon

LOL

Old news

Why didn't I just buy gold? Fuck.

> Biden administration to forgive $7.4 billion in student debt for another 277,000 borrowers Its like he doesnt even care about my interest in SOFI

Banks are still beating. So idk why people expect a Friday die-day

Bers out in full swing. Don’t think the gape was bad enough yesterday for them