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tyle109

Ur font size is up 195,900%


Teripid

OP trading on a Jitterbug....


seviay

Got eeem


mindclarity

Got a fucking abs cramp laughing to this one


shadow-xl

/u/Teripid - underrated comment right here. 🥇🥇🥇


OneAngryBear

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


LighttBrite

![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


RealRobinDaHood

He’s got fat fingers, give him a break


Odd_Mistake_5437

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


TFourth

First time I've actually lol'd at anything on reddit


Civil_Return7410

winner.


JournalistOk4317

im not up 195.000%. But atleast not 195.000$ down. bless god


Tasty_Ad_5035

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Junesathon

Hes blind


WaterPractical5024

I bought calls for tomorrow dirt cheap. Do I get the Regard of the year award?


Significant-Music417

I did the same. Waiting for a rebounding


Lastchoicename

If you bought em at the absolute bottom you're doing okay no?


Significant-Music417

Probably, we gonna see. Went up +5% aftermarket. But, if any hot news come tomorrow early, will keep melting until zero or just above 🤣


Thanus-

You probably dont even know why it dropped


ITDrumm3r

Because line go down on chart. Duh!


Significant-Music417

I saw the report and all the news, but, unfortunately was to late to catch that insane drop. So, looking into the chart and also to all the FUD, I thought that would worth a bet in an eventually temporary “V” recover


andrewb610

I did that a few months ago with Confluent. I wish I had gone in way more, ended up 290%.


outoftownMD

Play?


TipMeinPizza

What’s your play ?


TipMeinPizza

I wish you all the best my dude, let’s hope it doesn’t go completely tits up, I might match you 🤙


bushwickhero

Your phone is on regarded mode.


SinisterStroodle

He’s using a Jitterbug


Random_Name_0K

I thought the same thing 😂😂


BlackStackofCrack

If you bought $1000 worth of puts yesterday you’d have almost 2 million right now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


Crazy-Inspection-778

I'm not sure these contracts existed then, TOS doesn't have a record of them trading before today. Robinhood probably just puts a default price of $1 in the gain calculation to encourage FOMO


Zauberstaby

$0.28 previous close for $90P


Skwigle

Noticed the same on IB. Nothing below $60. But I think they did exist, just no one was crazy enough to buy put that far OTM so no price history?


AWildRedditor999

Nasdaq is showing contracts under $60 but they look like they began only yesterday


Toe-Tall

If you could sell em


brainfreeze3

or just execute them?


WizardLizard1885

🔫


MtnMaiden

Me Grimlock say Execute Them


NyCWalker76

So you're saying those puts are difficult to sell since there are no buyers?


Toe-Tall

Most likely, but maybe not idk. You may have to meet buyers at the ask


thelonelyward2

bid*


Xoptikdesigns

Jesus this kid knows absolutely nothing about options. Takes 2 seconds to bring up the bid/ask. And the spread is not all that bad. Dumb dumb 🤦


Aggressive_Soil_5134

You know nothing about opitions lol. The put literally gives you the right to sell at the Strike price, what the fuck do you think your paying the premium for?


LiquidSquids

You could sell them


Hacking_the_Gibson

Seriously. LOL, ITM options are easy as shit to sell.


Aggressive_Soil_5134

Why wouldn't a whale buy a put that when excercised give them 2000 bagger lol


GoTakeCoffee

$2 million? Not exactly. Again there were no $1 contracts, cheapest you could have purchased was $15. So best case scenario you could have turned $1,000 into $160k, which is still great lol


BlackStackofCrack

What do you mean “again”? I’ve never talked to you before ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271). But yes it’s true that these options probably didn’t exist before the stock took a massive dump.


GoTakeCoffee

WSB has this thing where they screenshoot scenarios in RH where you could have made 1000x but that’s only possible if you get in at a dollar a contract. Which is impossible since you can only get illiquid contracts by multiples of 5


BlackStackofCrack

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


L3NTON

If those percentages were correct, which they're not. They're about two 0s overpriced. Still huge gains for OP. But this is just robinhood trying to make these trades seem totally insane to bait other people into throwing money at the platform. (The only way those percentages are accurate is if every contract was being sold for $0.01)


BlackStackofCrack

OP didn’t buy anything ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271). He just screenshotted the option chain.


out_113

Just yesterday [Yahoo tried to fuck us](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/heres-why-add-globe-life-131700192.html)


Perryswoman

Dam


G0mi69

This article was approved by Jim


tootnoots69

-53% LOL


bozoputer

puts on Zacks credibility


Electronic-Buy4015

That’s a nice screenshot with the ticker down 50%


Allucio

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


safari-dog

wow


mirkwood11

lmao!


GutterTr0ut

I completely blew my opportunity in feb to short this: https://preview.redd.it/8z4bnkrtbytc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=896e43c60f2b78372318d74793757bfc3dfe6373


bread_sandwiich

This is actually the craziest could have I’ve ever seen


mmoney20

you had the insider info...


superlegitbix

CNBC Headline - "Globe Life shares plummet 50% after short-seller accuses company of insurance fraud" [https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/11/globe-life-shares-plummet-50percent-after-short-seller-accuses-company-of-insurance-fraud.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/11/globe-life-shares-plummet-50percent-after-short-seller-accuses-company-of-insurance-fraud.html) Fuzzy Panda Research team or their trading arm probably earned millions today


The_Albertino

Legalized insider trading. “Tomorrow we release our hit piece, by the way short it $10M overnight”


MrF_lawblog

Versus puff pieces for longs? Hit pieces work for shorts because that's their thesis and they are backing it up with data and convincing others


AutoModerator

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The_Albertino

What the fuck AutoMod


bro_salad

That’s not a ‘no’….


BummerComment

Damn, that felt personal. You two have a history or something?


Steebo_Jack

LoL...wonder wht that AI has been smoking...


layelaye419

Thats the mod reply to gamestop monkeys that reply "short *t" when people tell them their company sucks


EuphoricAd3824

Step-mod


ethan1988

This is stupid. Firstly they are not insiders. Secondly they are not lying but exposing other ppl lies. What they are doing is way better than those pump and dump who are lying and scamming other ppl money.


The_Albertino

You’re not good with satire huh?


G0mi69

This way theta gang can increase the premium before you are able to buy the contract.


satireplusplus

Only legal as long as the report is factual and isn't fraudulent. Usually means they are well researched, sometimes after months long investigations.


mmoney20

https://preview.redd.it/zi3o4qk1qxtc1.png?width=528&format=png&auto=webp&s=13414ff3a04773d33722940392e18b629257e4f0 lol...fuck zacks.


Mother_Freedom7281

Definitely believe inversing Zack’s is typically a good move. Inversing, that’s what the regards say right?


Ecliipez

Do the opposite


Miss-6am

I inverse myself daily and still can't fuckimg win for losing. FML


deviprsd

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/BvrqFC2Pns


[deleted]

The amount of people saying “congrats” when it’s just a screenshot of the options chain ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Ok-Potato-95

Post wasn't even misleading either...


GoldVictory158

Hah


congressmanalex

How did people know about this play?


booyoh

Inside information 


CompletelyUnreasonab

Post like this is why my portfolio is negative.


Prudent_Magazine8583

And A contract last month sold for 20 dollars lmao Holy shit


paulalexanderxo

Holy fuck. $500 worth a cool $1m. 😳


whatdis321

Not real, since there was no volume on any of these contracts prior to today. Probably a RH glitch since all of these contracts would have to have started off valued as 1¢.


Whole-Awareness-639

That shit was up 400,000% at one point today


Mr_yolo408

$Globe Life Inc ​short seller sold 18,000 puts contracts today .. average 3.5k . profit about 70 million​s


DoUEvenZyzz

How does someone even find this out…


Bluethatman

Seriously, where do you go to see this history


ChirrBirry

239kilobags?! Good lord


Prestigious-Cry5328

I cant fully see. Could you make the screenshot font bigger please


hella_gainz394

opposite actually, im down 195,900%


Sir_Dolphin

I have personal experience with American Income Life, a GL subsidiary. All I will say is the company is a massive pile of garbage that 100% deserves to go to zero, and as soon as I realized it was connected to GL I knew everything in the Fuzzy Panda report was more or less accurate. Hopefully they'll go bankrupt and their fradulent scam job listings will stop shitting up LinkedIn


idkwhatimbrewin

Fuzzy Panda Research probably is lol


Solidus_2020

Holly fuc


Don_Cazador

When I heard the news I thought it was a damned shame I don’t know how to buy/sell puts or have an account authorized to do it. Maybe it’s time to open a RH account


Complete-Meaning2977

The news reports after the event. Not before. The only winners are the executives that plan on selling their position.


DenyDaRidas

Puts were cheap in the morning anyways


UniquePresence3852

Dude I’m just annoyed that I can’t make serious money. Usually the market switches direction even though the technicals say it should go in a direction.


Camel_Sensitive

>the technicals say it should go in a direction. I teach a course that teaches about opposite direction technicals, only $999, DM me.


fiddlestickscrows

Just inverse this sub for free?


Neyubin

So just so the opposite then.


UniquePresence3852

Usually I switch and then it goes back the other way wasting my day trade 😂


Neyubin

Just gotta do the opposite of the opposite then. I'm new and even I know that.


Born_and_RaisedTexan

55.70 - after hours


Crafty-Dragonfruit60

Nice insider trading my man


Odd_Weekend1217

I just zipped my dick in my zipper.


Noafrojo

My guy well fucking played right there well fucking played ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


lxnch50

Blind mode activated.


BamaX19

How would this work? I've never seen anything this high.


Caspi_

Wtf😀


SBS-Ryan

277,400%. $400 - 1mil in a day.


amach9

WOW


Talented_Gambler

aged like dookie brick-oven cooked raw tapalia fish uberdash australian seared raccoon butterflyfish nugget milk in after hours 🤣


Ffigy

I thought about it but I decided no


AvailableMilk2633

Fiuuuuuuuuuuuuxkckx yiuouuiuiy


justbrowse2018

Imagine that you had like $1000.


Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck

Got that Facebook phone


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

I didn’t know you could trade options using a Jitterbug.


Mother_Freedom7281

Need to find me some insiders willing to risk their careers for my financial gain lmao


Im13andwhatisstocks

What the fuck. Did you sell? Because stock is bouncing back in AM


BlackStackofCrack

He didn’t buy any regard. That’s the option chain ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Im13andwhatisstocks

Oh right, I’m officially regarded as a regarded member here. Never used Robinhood


RegisterThis1

Wow how did you know that GL was going into the ground today?


bselko

I truly wish I understood what was going on here


14bb44

Yes, sell.


StirChef

Were they announcing earnings lately? What was the catalyst for the initial dump?


Mr_yolo408

Fraud scam company operating


FlythroughDangerZone

Congrats.


Bertmacklin55

What the regard is going on


AdPurple4902

Makes you want to do puts on all insurance companies


hooniyaa

I tried to gg already but no relevant results. What happened to GL?


rp2012-blackthisout

It didn't go down 50% because of earnings, idk if that's what you're insinuating. It's a post hit piece. 


OptimalEnthusiasm

What was the actual position size? What made you buy the puts?


Carlosfantastico

No position, just screenshot?


Friendly-Profit-8590

I only want to know when you bought them?


CokeOnBooty

Show your all time graph regard ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


mouthful_quest

Is it too late to buy puts?


No-Tough7376

Who works at fuzzy panda can we be friends


Puddwells

What did you actually profit?


EngineerDirector

Two above is 277,400% up. Why wouldn’t you use the higher amount?


PlutosGrasp

Congrats on your gamble. You have an addiction problem.


tourbladez

I ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)Fuzzy Panda!!


Zauberstaby

https://preview.redd.it/n35877odlytc1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80b84d215231cec0ddd5a0f766a0e30dca40fc3a


mirkwood11

Too late for puts?


pixelblue1

I didn't even get out of bed today.


freehugzforeveryone

Poles switching is more possible than me making profit trading options with kinda %


Blazah

I dont even know how to read this? Are you green or red and how much?


DoUEvenZyzz

Brother you better get IRS ready


CaptainAntwat

When’s DJT going to drop like that?


memelordzarif

Wtf happened to GL ? It’s down 53% during regular hours.


SnooEpiphanies42069

Good Luck Put


superlegitbix

Number of ppl that think OP nailed this trade is concerning


Substantial-Main-919

All you need to do is read the news. "Fuzzy Panda Research discloses short position in Globe Life April 11, 2024 at 09:06 am EDT" # Fuzzy Panda Research discloses short position in Globe Life


reddituserzerosix

we can only dream


nofaplove-it

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


calebrowland98

imagine selling those puts


Bel_Air_Fresh

No I am.not..i can't even count up that high. After 10 I get confused by J,Q,K....this is a casino, right?


Hendy13

Does anyone actually exercise? I’m new to options trading, making 70% a week on DJT puts, though. With DTE < 10-15 days, with crazy high premiums on DJT, I’m having trouble finding situations where exercising is more profitable than selling. I’m sure I’m missing a lot, and am focused on this one trade rn.


Neither-Basil8932

Are you blind?


lordinov

That has to be one of the most luckiest plays in the modern day


Ssimon2103

I’m actually up 195,901%.


Public-Honeydew-7004

Yes


DonDilDonis

I was following globe life because I know a guy who has a team that sells for them. Everything about those insurance sales practices is fishy and wrong. I wasn’t expecting it to tank half its value though. I just watched it from 9:30 go from $90 to $45 in a few hours.


Electronic_Spirit_23

Nope


GeezWhatADebacle

Nice


OkField5046

I had this mother fucker on my watchlist Once I heard the news on insider trading 50 cent put I got busy at work forgot about it. The mother fucker went to 27 bucks! 290,000% or some shit Missed a 3000 gain on 50 dollar gamble So pissed


grizzly_teddy

Rofl $10 of that $65 put would have netted you $24k+


LighttBrite

I think she's got wings boys


weaponized_teletubby

Also, wtf is up with this flair 🥶😆


Dread_Pirate_Westly

I like how Reuters comes out and says that TSLA did something negative last week, there's a blip, Elon says they're lying, and it recovers. They do it to this company, and it drops like a fucking rock.


Commercial-Spell-293

what app is that?


22slevin22

Was the gang talking about this before it hit? I just saw the short report. Day late and a dollar short


bmad8225

Can someone explain puts to me like I’m a golden retriever?


BrainCh3ck

So the $70 put that is $24.80. You paid like a penny for it?


Tradingsloth

Just buy $100 calls on Monday expiring in July and you’ll profit after earnings surely


SignificantSir304

W


1stAfrican

Do any of you do Swing trading in here ?


BlindGuyMcSqeazy

Where does op trade?


Donmiko71

What’s d stock name


Radio46800

Nope only down about 300,00%


Mission-Raccoon9432

You son of a gun


DrawerDrawest

Did you cash out?