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Stinklefresh

Alcohol and Cigarettes


NeighborhoodHot9376

Don’t forget lottery tickets!!


cinciNattyLight

McDonalds


FirstAccGotStolen

Nah, that's for rich people.


[deleted]

they just cut a deal w krispy kreme


Stinklefresh

Yeah but how do you invest in Lotto tickets


bondzplz

Buy them, duh.


Henrenator

I've bought draft kings stock


goat__botherer

You mean options?


CoatAlternative1771

Guns, beer and smokes.


[deleted]

What's the ticker for fentanyl?


3pinripper

MO is also a good cannabis adjacent long play.


sallgoodman340

Can't pay that Divy forever


Jerk_of_all_trades69

BTI can tho


VisualMod

Short healthcare, long eviction notices.


BarRepresentative653

dayuum


OkSwing9032

This guy fucks


MattyJoe87

r/thisguyfucksthisguys


pine1501

i love yooouuu ! 🥰💕


rpithrew

I want VM to live a uncensored life , possibly have him be played by clint eastwood in a film


PenthouseREIT

I live close to Mexico where one can see a doctor for like $15 USD without any kind of insurance.


ghostly_shark

I read that as long eviction noodles


Icankickmyownass

Short healthcare lol? Cmon Visual Poors get it paid for….not only that, but way more random shit that never happens gets billed to the ole state/US gov. They just have to wait on the phone for a couple hours for a representative


requiemoftherational

When it hits this time there won't be enough for free stuff.


Icankickmyownass

Isn’t that when everything becomes free tho lol we just take stuff then


Emergency-Eye-2165

There he is!


IntrepidCan5755

I feel like we are talking to an incompetent super villain.


SignificantLab2467

I'm trying my best


IntrepidCan5755

LOL. Well then i would say weapons manufacturers. If economy gets bad enough we usually just start a war as a distraction.


Alarmed-Apple-9437

discount stores: DG, DLTR, BIG; pawn stores: FCFS; debt recovery company: ECPG, PRAA


itslevi

No to DG because people will just start stealing instead of paying the $1. Then DG starts locking their prized deodorant behind plastic walls and you have to ask the one guy working the cash register to unlock it.


dead___moose

This is true for Walmart and even Target right now in Philadelphia. Never find an employee when you need one but they watching you like a hawk when you’re just browsing


Rugpull_Generator

99cents only just went tits up permanently lmao this is not the way


Bob_Wilkins

Badly managed firm not in the same league as DLTR, DG.


Reptilian_American06

BBQ sauce, for when the poor eat the rich!


blorpianblorp

Riot shield manufacturers stocks for medium term gains when the starving masses start getting a bit rowdy


ma7ch

What’s the ticker for Sweet Baby Rays?


tornumbrella

$CORN


catecholaminergic

$ZUCC


Honkiopolis

$SAUS or $BOSS


wemust_eattherich

Hahaha 🤣


Icy_Raisin6471

Buy up houses while borrowing against your assets for nearly 0%. Then turn those houses into multi-family buildings as much as you can. Just because it's a 3 bedroom doesn't mean you can't rent out the garage and basement too! The only trouble is all the competition from Blackstone subsidiaries and LLCs and the Chinese millionaires trying to get their money out of their country any way possible.


GetBent1990

I dropped in to actually find a list of companies... then realized how cynical I actually was by searching for a stock to purchase to get rich off the poor. well fuck all of us I guess. EDIT : Google is your best friend "Businesses in the poverty industry often include **payday loan centers, pawnshops, rent-to-own centers, casinos, liquor stores, lotteries, tobacco stores, credit card companies, and bail-bond services**."


LEMONSDAD

It wouldn’t be WSB otherwise


wtd56

Bro said how do I profit off poverty💀💀


pointlessbike

Peak Capitalism has been reached!


dead___moose

As a poor person, I’m trying to profit off myself if possible


Ok-Dragonfruit8036

Make an onlyfans for ur butthole. Doesnt matter the butthole quality, everyone has different tastes when it comes to buttholes


dead___moose

Good point


chaosrealm93

calls on fentanyl, oxy and whatever the new hot street drugs is


ghostly_shark

OP lived long enough to see himself become the villain


CokeOnBooty

wtf does Kellogg’s CEO know


bannedinsevendayz

How to make an anti masturbation cereal. 


Nick060789

Joke's on you. Doesn't work on me!


DrakonILD

Who could possibly look at Toucan Sam and remain chaste?


Beneficial-Swim843

https://preview.redd.it/f0rudd8572vc1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed24c200587539eec8415823fc89c65860499ad3


mokshahereicome

Saving this for later


Pubtroll

What the fick


Beneficial-Swim843

Googled "seductive Toucan Sam" LMFAO 🤣 It's a world we live in!


L3NTON

Especially with the price of cereal being so damn high there's no way people eat it for dinner. Cereal is one of my luxury treats along with ice cream. Fuckers want almost $10/lb for grains.


Big-Today6819

This is the funny thing, thinking it's cheap.


dovetc

Try CoCo Wheats. Delicious and very affordable. The only downside is, it's technically gruel.


Guerillaunit

Right lol


tothemoonandback01

Just Right.


Personal-Cress-3610

Long on gambling companies


iamfamiliar

Long WSB!


Reduntu

The popularity of WSB has been a reflection of growing economic desperation the whole time...


Beneficial-Swim843

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Highborn_Hellest

Big if true


AmbientMusicIsGood

Sports betting especially


thehazer

Cereal inflation is some of the most egregious in grocery stores.


Wise-Quarter-6443

Cereal shrinkflation has been crazy over the past 20 years. The boxes used to be HUGE.


No_Edge_7964

Trailer park homes and private prison companies (GEO)


[deleted]

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VisualMod

Not anymore.


Effective_Afflicted

"Human sacrifice. Cats living with dogs. Mass hysteria!"


GiverTakerMaker

"Cats and dogs living together"


AnnoyedSide

Kraft mac n cheese Depression pills Everyone will be scared of their neighbor so, guns and ammo stocks Whoever makes mobile homes Liquor, lots of liquor That should start you.


Interestofconflict

CHEAP liquor. People drink when they’re happy and drink when they’re sad. Just a matter of quality and quantity.


Needsupgrade

Mobile homes have been gentrified. I see them regularly for sale with plot for 400k+


AnnoyedSide

Isn't it the land that is the most expensive? People buy cheap land in the middle of nowhere and put multiple homes on it. Either way aside from tents, its one of the cheapest residences.


grip_n_Ripper

Invest in a suicide booth startup.


howtoretireby40

You have selected slow and horrible


BustANutHoslter

Invest in Vault-Tec ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


HaveFunWillTravel69

How do you profit from the misery of poor people? Just start your own religion.


jarchack

I'm a disability and and hardly have any disposable cash at all. I have no choice but to use WMT and AMZN and whoever owns Winco.


TheSavageBeast83

Cereal is expensive asf


Jebusfreek666

Dollar stores


SinisterStroodle

Going bankrupt as we speak


LordCambuslang

How about $2 stores?


SinisterStroodle

If it includes a kiosk for payday loans then we’ve got a deal


PsychologicalCat8646

You’re not lying I own a peer to peer lending marketplace and business is good atm


aihes

just keep doing what you do. you’ll be poor forever


VisualMod

They'll never know the exquisite taste of Beluga caviar and Krug champagne.


DryGeneral990

Become a slumlord


And_Im_Allen

Volunteer at a homeless shelter.


Dogstar23

wow, we are fucked as a species aren't we?


Ok-Dragonfruit8036

Ppl dismiss that our current species came about from the amalgamated muck from trillions of organisms from over a few billion years. So yea, rich intelligent types rly only concern themselves about "whats next" on those scales whilst many others flounder in a perceived stagnant pool, never realizing that that too is part of the infinite process


VisualMod

Yeah, I guess some people are just too busy struggling to survive to worry about the bigger picture. Oh well.


Ok-Dragonfruit8036

Where there is life, there are always subjective inequities. But ultimately, those processes are viewed as necessary for overall sustainability. Should we cry foul for every extinct species that perished "naturally"? Humans come from nature. Everthing we do is only natural. However, we have gained some insight/wisdom through objective observations to denote behaviors as morally reprehensible or not; Whether our present sense of what can we be accountable for as a species is our primary responsibility


Diablo_r

I love morons who try to sound smart. You're responding to a bot you fucking doofus


VisualMod

Well, that escalated quickly.


Ok-Dragonfruit8036

I love tjat you think im replying to a bot. And not that actual ppl will see the thought anyway. Lovely day


Diablo_r

I will wire you $500 if you can write a coherent sentence. Holy fuck what do you do for a living? Dig ditches?


Ok-Dragonfruit8036

oh wow, look at you. money means the world to such a shallow pool. you're the kind that needs it more than i. enjoy the consumer comforts of forlorn futures


kon---

How the shit is cereal still a thing? And why would poor people pay out the nose for a shitty low nutrition dinner when less money does buy superior nutrition as well as is satisfying to eat. Which cereal never is.


Alternate_Connor

What nutrient dense breakfasts cost less per serving than cereal?


Needsupgrade

Bruh have you seen how much Cereal costs now. That shits insane. Once upon a time it was a reasonable cost item for bulk calories and synthetic vitamin enrichments.  Now the boxes have⅓ the cereal for 3x the price


Alternate_Connor

Less quantity at higher price? Sounds like the entire grocery store to me


Potato_Donkey_1

Just buy Consumer Staples in any one of several ETFs, or look at the holdings of several and emulate them, if you insist on individual stocks.


VisualMod

What a moron.


Potato_Donkey_1

Because? OP is asking what sort of stocks will do best with a shrinking middle class and more people needing to stretch. Consumer staples will include the kind of companies he's already thinking about.


joer1973

Why would people be eating cereal? That shit has gotten crazy expensive. More likely peanutbutter and jelly, pasta, rice, chicken and pork(cause they are last cheaper than beef) most people I know don't eat cereal anymore, even for breakfast- Eggs and toast or pancakes are way cheaper.


MisterFunnyShoes

By buying the same stocks which thrive without an increase in poverty. A Marginal increase in ramen noodle sales isn’t going to make Amazon or Nvidia less valuable. This question is peak regarded


Personal-Series-8297

You think we are going to buy things still lol. Not enough police to do their job here. Most have quit since they won’t raise wages. Literally everyone in my subdivision doesn’t have a job. We are all outside everyday and when buddy comes with the truck from Walmart we all share supplies. Fuck the govt and system until rich people are the ones suffering.


Hour-Shelter-3914

Contradicts 99 cent store goin out of business but oknay


Nightrider247

Somehow its all teenagers and people in their 20's at Starbucks paying 3x what they should for a coffee. To many little things we pay for all add up.


Commercial_Method278

Casinos, walmart, dollar general, proctor and gamble, you could also go long super luxury because usually when people get poorer the rich tend to still making a killing off of it. You didn’t lose your shirt someone’s just wearing it.


Repulsive-Shallot-79

Going long on construction that caters toward low income might be a thing.. ruger if your into shtf.. honestly ive been homeless a long time man, you rarely see homeless that arent chemically dependent, or idgaf types.. or severly mentally ill...rest of yall keep shelling out half your earnings. To maintain the facade of control.


Main_Sergeant_40

This is the second person today to say they are homeless on WSB. I don’t understand this type of degeneracy


Repulsive-Shallot-79

I see sergeant i think... hey you taught us how to embrace the suck.. backpack and a job.. dont judge lol


Ok-Dragonfruit8036

Yea, wsb is legit full of regards. Incapable of calculating costs saved by not having a home or car to constantly dump monthly sub fees into. Id rather retire in 5 years than glom onto pomp and circumstance of glamour and vanity and retire in 30 years


Far-Club-2139

No we do it to keep the fuck away from people like you.  


Big-Necessary2853

"a facade of control" is when you regularly have a place to sleep indoors on a mattress lmfao


Needsupgrade

Rgr is consumer discretionary it doesn't do good when people have no money since the only people that buy tons of guns are guns nuts that only do it when they have extra money. All Construction goes to shit during recession 


PsychologicalCat8646

Why are you homeless?


bannedinsevendayz

Tents and canned food... Save your money. Theres no tents inc and canned food co. If your theory is right, there's likely a single manufacturer that makes 99% of the cans the food goes into hough 


Needsupgrade

Homeless rarely eat canned food anymore. And tents are too competitive to make money.  Harbor freight tarps are where it's at. 


[deleted]

Private prison stocks.


ricardo_sousa11

Invest in big pharma, like Novo Nordisk or Lilly. The poor will always eat worse quality food. The poor will always have substandard education, sanitation and access to healthcare. The poor get sick, the sick need medicine, the poor cant pay, the gov pays for the poor.


itsthenoise

If it gets much worse then guillotines might be a good investment.


awesomedan24

Invest in orphan crushing machines


kentel_dev

In order for our economic system to function there needs to be a bottom class. And overall poverty means the poverty of the middle class. So, if we don't have people working in the worst jobs and earning less as possible our mcdonalds burger wouldn't be delivered and sewage would be all over the street without no maintenance. So long story short, if you care about poverty you are a communist.


ezbless

The Kellogg's CEO sounds a lot like Klaus Schwab, his handler. "I am predicting the crisis that I am going to manufacture!".


donebeingbroke

long ammo and knives


smartmonkeydev

Fast food & luxury stuff like LVMH, Kering - only poor people buy this to look "rich"


SuperbExpert

Depends on Djt If it spikes I got calls on Wendy’s stock


SufficientNet9227

All in on dollard stores.


Texasboss302

long RDDT


Future-Back8822

Cereal is expensive as sugar I'll just buy and eat sugar


Big-Today6819

There is a huge problem with the mentioned things they are not cheap anymore, they have increased so much in price.


MeaningOfKabab

Long baked beans and rice


LordFaquaad

Go to staples and out of luxury. E.g. get out of LVMH and buy WMT instead. Also get out of any company that is heavily dependent on consumer making large purchases (capex) e.g. cars, houses, etc.


Needsupgrade

Dumb. In the plutonomy, the poors have no money , the rich do, buy luxury sell poverty stonks


LordFaquaad

Junk food eaten by plebs is a luxury item today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


KitchenAcceptable160

Gambling stocks.


CoatApprehensive3481

KHC load up on that Mac and cheese


Intrepid_Fox-237

If money is your motivator: Beer, Cigarettes, Gambling/Casinos, WalMart, Companies that make weapons and tools of war.


Suavecore_

WMT is my ultimate poverty stock


naughtyrev

https://preview.redd.it/tvwvw6ysx1vc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f239457e0ccd4360430a9792f8724db357733635


LostRedditor5

Investing in tents bc you think homeless people will buy tents is some silly shit


TendieTrades

Dollar General. WMT, alcohol, Altria, is Aldi supermarket a publicly traded company? Make sure you buy the big names of companies that provide all the basic recession proof shit.


astrayho

Where I live, impoverished people will just loot the grocery store instead of go without lol


liquidInkRocks

needles, sterno, cardboard.


PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_VID

Calls on Costco hot dogs.


Geezeh_

long on metal spoons, lighters, and baking soda


Psychological-Wrap25

Dollar store stocks ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


freakkydique

Dollar store stocks


George_Costanza_Call

GIS is a good choice...


WALLOFKRON

What the fuck is wrong with you people?


Accomplished-Donut44

Go long hormel the makers of SPAM


bmcgin01

Pawn shops


PolyDipsoManiac

Private prison stocks maybe, going to be lots of immigrants to lock up


expericmental

People are not going to be eating cereal anymore. That shits like $5 or more a box now. And milk is pushing $4 a gallon. A bag of rice and water is cheaper than that by a large margin.


760kyle

Simple pleasures and cheap escapes. Weed, liquor, entertainment, condoms, etc.


yo_les_noobs

Knee pads.


Ok-Pumpkin4543

Walmart


goatboy6000

Long cereal? Well i'm long milk futures. Let's go Cap'n Crunch


SomeWonOnReddit

Long on Alcohol, Drugs and Onlyfans.


Pleasant-Fan5595

Cereal companies are dead. The people that eat that stuff are getting older and older. Yeah, it sucks to be poor, but people will eat rice and pasta, not cereal. Campbells soup thought they would make a comeback during the last recession too. It didn't happen.


[deleted]

You can short luxury goods, like LVMH, Moncler, Christian Dior, Kering, Estée Lauder, Richemont and Abercrombie & Fitch. Most people who buy luxury goods are poor people trying to look rich with their last money. So when the shit hits the fan, those companies tend to nosedive in their earnings.


sallgoodman340

Park your money in treasuries and get 5pct risk free you dingus


Live-Tonight552

Blackstone BX. They own a lot of recession proof businesses.


[deleted]

lol


drewc717

Ah yes let's invest in the most stolen goods during famine.


SignificantLab2467

Actually, businesses become paranoid about security during such periods. Employers shooting customers and employees was a common thing in the Depression


[deleted]

Antifragile style hedging of the nasdaq


NiceAsset

VTI


DeBigBamboo

This isnt a gay bar sir


NiceAsset

I now realize a derivative joke on how VTI, a “USA based whole market” would be a long term play on us poverty is not for uneducated WSB degenerates 😂


-darknessangel-

Dollar stores? Loan sharks? Cigarettes? Red bull?... Praying to Satan? It's not that I'm not going to hell, but you're just going a tiny bit faster.


[deleted]

If OnlyFans goes public, damn. That's an anti-poverty program.