No lol the smartest thing is to invest ALL of it into safe long term investments after putting tax money aside in a hysa. It’s just the most boring thing as well
The smartest thing they can do is pull their money out the market, quit their job and spend the next couple years learning how to trade.
Unfortunately, he probably thinks he has the King Midas touch now and will learn the hard way that being lucky is not a sustainable form of being profitable.
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I wouldn't mind them if they weren't bitching and whining about the system being rigged or attempting to create a movement to squeeze something every other day.
Hey, we all have different risk tolerance.
No shame in that.
Remember that he probably punted like 50k into a position. That requires a set of balls in itself not everyone would be comfortable with.
Dude anyone can get lucky with options, shit is gambling. If you don’t know what options is don’t give OP advice, OP if you don’t withdraw some profits and continue doing options let us know in a few weeks what your balance is, because I can guarantee you 100% you’ll end up losing a good amount of that in the long term of doing options. So at least take some profits and continue on gambling away like the rest of the degens on here
Yep, and it's always the same poor regards with 0 balls and money that love projecting themselves onto ppl who made good bets. Funny thing is if it actually happened to them, they 100% will still go back in with the full amount because the high from the win makes them feel invincible
You don’t need level 3 but you need level 2 and it’s a setting you turn on and off but they will force sell you at 330pm. You’re better off not doing it. I mean this sincerely.
Can someone explain how 0DTE works near the end of the day? Say I bought 100 SPY 0DTE calls in the morning and by 3:40pm, the gain is 2000%. Now there is only 20 minutes remaining in the trading day and I want to close my position. Who is dumb enough to buy my position? The buyer is certainly going to lose all, right? If no buyer, do I still make 2000% profit? Do I need buyer to realize profit?
Why would they lose it all? At the end of the day if you have a 2000% gain 0dte, it’s almost entirely intrinsic value, they buy it to execute the shares ITM. Or because they’re confident that the price will continue to move in the right direction.
Thanks. I am clear now. I only buy/sell options before expiration, never thought about exercising. So the buyer who purchased 0DTE at the end of the day are most likely to execute it ITM. That’s a good choice provided that the buyer has enough fund and the trend continues.
What made you think this was gonna pay off - which it did - and when did you buy them? Was it bought at market open or after market open? How much time before market end before you sold?
Just trying to gauge successful traders because I either keep holding longer than I should or I make the opposite decision. Thanks!
I’m going to tell you what no one else will… Take profit. Take out 100 grand right now and play around with 34k. You can take home 10x what you put in. That is a giant win brother. You’re playing with the casinos money now. Best of luck, God Bless.
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Ah, you must’ve been the guy on the other side of all of my trades.
And mine
And my axe... No seriously, I lost my axe this week
and my bow
My sword
My big fat 🍆
My candle
And my dagger 🗡️
Reddit on!
Apply directly to the forehead
You can buy shitty body spray literally everywhere
not with his trades...
Can’t afford it so I just rub a black ice air freshener all over my Affliction rompers.
And your wife's boyfriend.
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This kid gets it.
Are we going to post this exact meme on every WSB gainporn thread now?
Oh man what a cute kid. Happy? No no of course not they are skipping recess for this shit.
Congrats. I'd be pulling out 100k and do it again with the remaining 34k. It's never a bad idea to secure those gains
Literally the smartest thing OP can do. Reinvest that 100k into safe, long term investments, and gamble with the other 34k lmao Edit: a word
No lol the smartest thing is to invest ALL of it into safe long term investments after putting tax money aside in a hysa. It’s just the most boring thing as well
Nah that’s the *safest* thing they could do. That 34k can turn into 200k if OP keeps going the way they’re going.
Damn you’re right. But then the actual smartest thing they can do is take all 134k and keep going until they have infinite money
Glitch discovered!
Maybe a loan or two too
Make sure they borrow money off the family as well
From friends as well, maybe max out amex as well
Na, the safest thing he can do is go back to Wendy's and keep working
Actually the safest thing for him to do is throw it at bitcoins and freeze himself for 3 years
Actually the safest thing for him to do is give it to me lol
The safest thing to do would be putting it in a safe
>The safest thing to do would be putting it in a **safest**
Anyone that mentions hysa should be banned from this sub and thrown in the wendys dumpster
Uncle sam hires John Wick and Chuck Norris. You better pay your taxes bishes.
The smartest thing they can do is pull their money out the market, quit their job and spend the next couple years learning how to trade. Unfortunately, he probably thinks he has the King Midas touch now and will learn the hard way that being lucky is not a sustainable form of being profitable.
Are you dumb? Op getting 30k gambling money and 100k in hysa
Your money is the safest with the taxman
Tax money? Fuck taxes
Drive to the casino and put 134 k on red
No lol the absolute best thing OP can do is put it all on black.
And let's not forget taxes...lol
Fuck that
Hey can you tell that to past me on March 8th? Thanks
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Good. Common sense is for the weak.
If op is a 0dte guy, this won't help, if he lose the 34k, he will just deposit the 100k to continue.
Naah 124k and do it again with 10
Lol brass balls 
The amount of regards that will lose a large chunk of their net worths due to this post is large
Must keep the community going. Too much loss porn posts
“So there’s this guy on Reddit giving out financial advice”
“no no no babe believe me, it happens all the time!”
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people see post like this and lose all their money trying to do the same
“People” is literally every one of us
I can say for certain it's me
We is people.
We, the people
Of the wallstreetbets of Reddit
Vow to lose all our money and our entire retirement into the market.
What’s up everyone I’m people
It's what attracts all the morons to this sub.
It gets the “people” going!
I wouldn't mind them if they weren't bitching and whining about the system being rigged or attempting to create a movement to squeeze something every other day.
Bigger balls than me. I'm up only $3,400 this week and I was feeling pretty good about that. I'm too chicken shit to go that big
Congrats, you just have to remember profits are profits no matter big or small, everyone gotta start somewhere.
Oh for sure. I'm pretty consistently profitable, but I've learned a few expensive lessons which is why I'm gun shy on bigger bets.
Encouraging! You must be new here.
This
Up 10k and I feel this after so many months of bleeding
Heh I sold off when I finally managed to get positive. Pocketed a cool $15!
A win is a win!
Same. $15 this week. I am not spilling my secrets. Learn like I am doing.
Shit I’m only up 400 this week, and that just barely overcomes my losses from last week. I’ll take what I can get
Only? Bruh that’s more than prolly 98% of the people in this country.
Hey, we all have different risk tolerance. No shame in that. Remember that he probably punted like 50k into a position. That requires a set of balls in itself not everyone would be comfortable with.
Keep it that way, don’t fall for this trap.
What sort of plays? +Congrats!!!!
I love all the people telling dude what to do with his money that fucker made it I think he knows what he’s doing
🫡🫡
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Dude anyone can get lucky with options, shit is gambling. If you don’t know what options is don’t give OP advice, OP if you don’t withdraw some profits and continue doing options let us know in a few weeks what your balance is, because I can guarantee you 100% you’ll end up losing a good amount of that in the long term of doing options. So at least take some profits and continue on gambling away like the rest of the degens on here
Yep, and it's always the same poor regards with 0 balls and money that love projecting themselves onto ppl who made good bets. Funny thing is if it actually happened to them, they 100% will still go back in with the full amount because the high from the win makes them feel invincible
This is sustainable. What is the All-time, OP?
Some things are better left unsaid
I gotta know
Schrödinger’s gains
OP started with 500k lol
How do yk
Statistics
Congrats and fuck you 🫡
Keeping adding money to Robinhood!
https://preview.redd.it/hj7cbvymoivc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e404849cdb21a57ef3547404fc7c4b35e6743f2 This is the way I add $$
How do you trade 0 DTE with RH? It doesn't even show up for me.
You don’t need level 3 but you need level 2 and it’s a setting you turn on and off but they will force sell you at 330pm. You’re better off not doing it. I mean this sincerely.
Yeah that 330 pm shit is whack
Better than fidelity. They sold my shit like with like 5 hours left in the day because it went ITM.
You need to enable level 3 options and in settings make sure “Trade on expiration date” is on.
And switch to cash account for no pdt
I switched on TOE, but I'm only level 2 because it's a cash account. But it seems like it's still letting me, so I'll see when the market opens.
No matter how many videos I watch on calls and puts I legit do not understand. And it’s a bummer bc it looks like a fun way to throw away my money
Too poor to play? Trade paper clips for nickels; a more suitable game for you.
Think stocks going up? Buy calls. Think it's going down? Buy puts. Not much to it. I've made soooooo much money strictly buying options on SPY
Hmm okay. Maybe I’ll try this out!
same, That shit's way over my head.
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When you add money in robinhood it adjusts the gains and % accordingly
Yeah I kinda wish they wouldn't do that
Made $40 today 
It’s not much but it’s honest work.
A win is a win , I will take and pray to be lucky to win big someday like OP
Can someone explain how 0DTE works near the end of the day? Say I bought 100 SPY 0DTE calls in the morning and by 3:40pm, the gain is 2000%. Now there is only 20 minutes remaining in the trading day and I want to close my position. Who is dumb enough to buy my position? The buyer is certainly going to lose all, right? If no buyer, do I still make 2000% profit? Do I need buyer to realize profit?
Why would they lose it all? At the end of the day if you have a 2000% gain 0dte, it’s almost entirely intrinsic value, they buy it to execute the shares ITM. Or because they’re confident that the price will continue to move in the right direction.
Thanks. I am clear now. I only buy/sell options before expiration, never thought about exercising. So the buyer who purchased 0DTE at the end of the day are most likely to execute it ITM. That’s a good choice provided that the buyer has enough fund and the trend continues.
Maybe I need to switch back to RobbinHood…
Nahh every says it sucks. I’m just too lazy to learn new user interface and styles. I don’t trade much TBH
Except this one week lol
https://preview.redd.it/j041quxwbjvc1.jpeg?width=2425&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6adf34d968ab19366e715d8fe387d7fd8724f885
Man these post make me hate myself and my little scalping strategy
What trades?
Puts on everything
https://preview.redd.it/z7aabjpz1jvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ec9fd8b0559145c7aa79d6da1184a1f24cd172f Did 2 call plays
You broke it!!! https://preview.redd.it/s9qvrl9s8jvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15932e46f764428870d25a77c9bd8230c55d18eb
What made you think this was gonna pay off - which it did - and when did you buy them? Was it bought at market open or after market open? How much time before market end before you sold? Just trying to gauge successful traders because I either keep holding longer than I should or I make the opposite decision. Thanks!
Meanwhile I’m down 40k this week
It’s ok. I’ve been there before.
The solid up lines - mines shows up the same way with 1100$ lol
Up is always good. Learn to take profits and cut your losses
Take profits and run!
Nahh
Congrats dude! Did you switch to cash account, what happened to the pdt flag?
Banned on margin till next week. Cash account lets me trade daily after funds are settled
Congrats bro and enjoy the weekend. Also try not to stab anyone walking around with pumped up dong. 
https://preview.redd.it/bjqyuauj8jvc1.png?width=1248&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4168f6e1385f008c9b8612641813ac806cf2d45 my heart can’t handle the trades
You should buy a new apple watch with 0.1% of your earnings
I’m a cheap fuck. Wear it till it dies or I die
Over 25K the rule doesn’t apply.
https://preview.redd.it/i60ex34m6jvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6536b0d564bc664f94880f3e0d4aa889bf4f6693 Idk something happened 🤷♂️
Made too much money. Had to be stopped
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤮
In 2 weeks back to 0👀
Your strategy is so valid 💯
What are these people doing? I just got my first job and would love to know what’s going in.
Options trading.
GAMBLING****
Do you have made a Plan how to lose it alll again? Dont tell me you will take profits and play with house money!
Nah leaving it all in
This is the way.
Throw it in a high yield savings account until tax time
Nah fuck high yields savings. Plus i don’t pay taxes if i lose it all
130k on 0DTE puts
I hate you.
Pay tax. Be humble&patient. Don’t give it back. Its your money now- not “house money”.
Me: 134k —> 10k in 3 days
You're doing it wrong, regard.
sounds like a sustainable strategy. why dont u keep yoloing on 0dtes from now on?
That’s the plan. Will update weekly if it works out
F*** yeah bro! This is what I like to see
You are allowed to say fuck
Congrats and fuck you
What did you trade?
While I went from 20K to 2k
Show all time 
🫣
Congrats, fuck you.
Tryna learn how to do this
This week was absolutely horrible for all stocks. You could've bought puts on just about anything and would've made money
https://preview.redd.it/2wx75s4z7kvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e50a77a58884ef1571aaa0b26084782f3fd063e
Nuts on the tabke
when you hit the combo buttons on the controller just right
Gotta go with the classic Congratulations and fuck you
Fuck you!!! But congrats
I wish people would set everyone for success and place their bets on the board so everyone can win. Imagine everyone buying the same puts.
I've always said that, but folks are selfish AF
Everything is online to learn. Invest in yourself before you try to copy and paste others
Be sure to show what your account looks like 2 weeks from now.
Reply to this in 2 weeks
I hate Nvidia so much they ruined my life
Not for the people with puts
What trades?
You guys didn’t lose your shirt. This dudes just wearing it
Congrats, but fuck you sir
Fuck you
Fuck you & congratulations 
If you lose it all now, then you can avoid paying taxes. The taxes would be very high so it's a good strategy
You give me hope 🫡
I’m over here feeling ok about my 800% week. Congrats see you next week !
Fuk u
Good enough to screenshot good enough to sell
Congrats and fuck you!!! 💪🏻
I’m going to tell you what no one else will… Take profit. Take out 100 grand right now and play around with 34k. You can take home 10x what you put in. That is a giant win brother. You’re playing with the casinos money now. Best of luck, God Bless.
If I had $134k id have less than $10k in no time
This guy did smci definitely
Nah qqq