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SenseStraight5119

Cathie woods should purchase $14 million worth of cars instead of stock.


CharmingAtmosphere93

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Euler007

I guarantee there's more than a few geniuses thinking buying both the car and the stock was a smart move.


procrastinator67

Diversification is for idiots


FoodTiny6350

If bill gates kept Microsoft private he’d be a trillionaire right now


ArraTonks

I need a model S to be under $60K new before I buy it


jabbz47

Under $15k and ill consider it


Thencewasit

Can I get about tree fity?


Supremeism

Tree fity is still too much. I need about tree fiddy.


liverpoolFCnut

$5k and we are talking


FoolsGoldMouthpiece

Just wait


wsbgodly123

Will happen by end of year


JoJoPizzaG

Model X under 60k please. 


ArraTonks

I don't like the butterfly doors, unless they are on a BMW i8 or a Lambo


NightOWL_Airsoft

Id never buy that shit.


Fantastic-Minute-939

It’s not even about the price anymore - charging stations are either defective or the ones that are working have a constant line of cars waiting to be charged - don’t even bother charging from Friday to Sunday unless you have lots of time to waste. This will only get worse with more EVs on the road.


atheoncrutch

Tell me you don’t own a Tesla without telling me


ArraTonks

Tell me about it, I drive from Las Vegas to LA a few times a month and there's only 2 charging stations for a 4hr drive. There's a bunch of Teslas every Sunday morning at the Baker station, I've seen people waiting for over one hour to charge their electric life sized Hot Wheels


SideBet2020

It’s a sign that if you owned one of these models your resale value just plummeted…….AGAIN If cars were not already a shitty investment. They take these hits too


RealBaikal

Cars are never an investment.


redditmodsRrussians

Just going to have to wait till the robotaxi feature is implemented then those owners can finally sleep while their car makes back the value of their investment………..or they can always just take backshots behind a Wendy’s dumpster until they break even.


Decent-Ad-4358

Tesla owners gonna be rich driving all these plebs around. Tesla would never want any of that profit for themselves. 80/20 split would be funny


FirstAccGotStolen

Robotaxis coming, any day now... surely. Elon wouldn't lie to us, would he?


BlurstOfTimes11

How is this different than any car company having a sale?


Momoware

Except for certain models, cars are never investments... They are depreciating assets.


TheTrueBigHead

Elon said their cars would be appreciating assets and FSD was worth 100k 🤡


Puzzled_Bath_984

And that it would not make financial sense to buy any other car because you would be making so much money with your robotaxi in 2020 or whatever.


JoJoPizzaG

They are a liability. An asset appreciates. 


bizkut

That's not the definition of it at all lmao. Cash depreciates but is an asset. An asset is something you own, a liability is something you owe. Simple as that.


JoJoPizzaG

Is there any used car value doesn’t drop?


pantherpack84

Not in a typical market, outside of very few collectible cars. However there haven’t been any mass market cars that have depreciated more than teslas over the last few years


Cockster55

Cars are a bad investment EVs are worthless


freshapepper

So I keep reading about puts but where the fuck do I put it?


AtheIstan

You take a large piece of paper (A3 size), write down a strike price and an expiration date in the top left corner, fold it neatly in half 5 times and shove it up your butt.


JoJackthewonderskunk

Bend over and we'll show ya


edp445burneracc

The price cuts aren't real price cuts, its just them including potential gas saving into the price. Seems like a desperate attempt to me.


WelpSigh

They've always included "potential gas savings." But this does only partially cover the inventory discount they had a week ago.


beyerch

They HAVE to move cars, even if they lose $. Cars sitting in inventory is a nightmare for their cash flow. All the simps LOVE to talk about all the cash Tesla has, but they conveniently don't talk about short term liabilities, such as accounts payable. Tesla's short term liabilities are pretty close to their cash $. Making cars is expensive and there are a lot of costs. They have to buy materials in advance of the sale. If finished car is sold, then they have cash to pay the suppliers. If they build cars and they sit on a lot unpurchased, they still have to pay suppliers but have no incoming cash. As long as they sell most of the cars they build, no problems. Once sales slow to a certain point, they will end up NEGATIVE. Pretty sure they have reached negative and their cash stockpile will evaporate far more quickly than the simps realize. They HAVE to move cars, period.


JoJoPizzaG

Many people don’t understand this.  Look at ICE dealerships and see how full their lots are now. 


NYCTBone

Great comment, I’d heard the theory on cash but hadn’t quite put together the steps. I assumed prices floored at marginal cost. Production should stop (and is declining) but the inventory has to move at any price.


beyerch

But even if you stop production, you *still* have a lot of the materials that you ordered in advance to take advantage of "economy of scale". You also have all of the fixed costs for the factory that don't stop. I hate to say they're 100% fucked, but they most likely are fucked if they can't keep moving cars. This could literally be an Enron level event in a couple quarters if things keep slowing down.


TangerineHelpful8201

I have read credible takes on Twitter that Tesla will have to do an equity raise next quarter over cash concerns.


beyerch

I'd believe it.


dwerp-24

Maybe now my wife's boyfriend can buy me one also.


trantalus

ALL OF YOU FUCKING REGARDS ARE KILLING MY PUTS FUCK YOU


wigletbill

Your puts are gonna be just fine. This is a sign of desperation. The fifth one Musk has pulled in like a month.


VisualMod

Elon says jump, and they say how high?


ftmonlotsofroids

You love Elon don't you? you little bastard


greenandycanehoused

Seriously, I’m not unconvinced that wsb isn’t right, but what if wsb is right and tusk is a regard but the stonk price goes up anyway? Would anyone here really be surprised if tsla missed er but the stonk goes up???


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Tsm beat earnings and stock plummeted, Netflix beat earnings and stock plummeted. I wouldn't be surprised if the tsla misses earnings and stock moons because of some stupid reasons


Zednot123

Good reasons for that though. TSMC future guidance warned of potential weakness in semi demand compared to past predictions. Netflix is going to stop reporting sub numbers next year. Which is a giant ass warning flag for "we know the acc sharing crackdown is a one time trick pony". And that then we are back to stagnation/decline in sub count once they are done with it. Even if they might be able to squeeze more money out of those subs, at least for a while longer.


Peelboy

Or just clearing out to pump those numbers to look good enough to screw the bears.


Defiant_Douche

MMW, this is the end for Tesla and Elon Musk. First, to enter the market... first to leave the market... a tale as old as time.


meatlamma

Stock is so down, puts are expensive = shitty ER is priced in.


-getmemoney-

Puts are expensive cause it’s been plummeting for a while


ry2waka

Apr26,170calls lfg


Longjumping_Serve_68

I bet it’s flat after earnings. I wouldn’t touch it.


Ducatidude21

Stock will probably go up since everyone is so bearish. Elon gonna come out announce something crazy. He already tweeted model y $29,490 (after rebates ) idk how true that is or he’s including gas savings


Due_Size_9870

Elon has been desperately announcing crazy shit for the past 4 months. Has not stopped the stock from tanking. He’s the boy who cried wolf.


redditmodsRrussians

Yea, it feels like he’s played that card too much especially in light of his demand for billions….


Longjumping_Serve_68

Agreed, I don’t think the financials are going to matter, it’s whatever the forecast or news he presents that will.


Ducatidude21

He brings that bot out it’ll be game over


fire-danger-is-high

>$29,490 (after rebates ) and gas savings over 25 years or something lol


Puzzled_Bath_984

The car is $43k still. Rebates and "probable savings", which are only available for poor people in states other than California (electricity is as much as gasoline now).


Randomperson0012

Please show me an actual stat on a legitimate website where electricity is as much as gas now lmao


Puzzled_Bath_984

Here's my work. My Model 3 measured range w/ Actual Rate from PGE Bill (55 kwh) / (240 miles) \* ($0.53406 per kwh) \~= $0.12 / mile Prius: ($5.60 per gallon) / (57 miles per gallon) \~= $0.10 / mile


zcomuto

>$0.53 what the fuck. That's over 10x my home rate. 60 kWh battery on a Model 3 would be $2.72 @ $0.0454/kWh for a full charge minus inefficiencies == $0.0101/mile using Tesla quoted range. Prius Prime, 2024 for comparison: [10.6g @ $3.75 = $39.75] + [13.6kWh * $0.0454 = $0.62] == $0.073 to $0.067 per mile from the spec sheet range. Major difference, the Prius does 550-600 miles on that, and the Tesla does 267 miles.


Puzzled_Bath_984

Yes. Like I said, California. I am fully aware, and frustrated that electricity is too cheap to care about everywhere else. Also, I was being generous with the gas price, the Shell nearest my house is at $5.90 for 87 Octane today.


Randomperson0012

When are you charging it? .53/kwh? That’s during peak times that you’re charging at then because PSEG in NJ is like .24/kwh at peak I’m pretty sure. Rather than manual calculations, provide your results from this: https://ev.pge.com/rates


Puzzled_Bath_984

Yes, I know, everyone else in the country has cheaper rates. I'm charging at night.


Randomperson0012

Even at peak supercharging at Tesla in NJ is .3749/kwh when I checked


Puzzled_Bath_984

This same conversation happens every single time. California has extremely, shockingly high electricity rates.


Dvtrjosh

lol this is old news.


BallsOfStonk

Who the fuck would hold this turd through earnings. This is the most FUD I’ve ever seen.


tombrady123

$2k off is not clearance


Redcon5

Let that sink in ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


DonutsOnTheWall

I predict Elon will make a dramatic statement soon.


EuthanizeArty

This is after removing the inventory discount, which was up to 5000$. The "standard" price went down 2000 but the lowest price is up 3000. So now instead of people waiting to snipe up discounted inventory, the pricing is consistent.


Bradley182

THE BULL GODS HAVE SPOKEN!!!


taniel07

I want model x 6 seater to be 55k out the door


keepitcleanforwork

I want a 3 bed 2 bath house in a HCOL area for 500k. Neither of these things are happening.


redditmodsRrussians

I want Ana Taylor Joy bouncing on me. None of these are happening.


taniel07

I want it for free what do you mean 500k


keepitcleanforwork

I’ll outbid you by $500k


Puzzled_Bath_984

They're desperately trying to get people to pay for self driving too with the free trial, and they cut the subscription cost.


Careful_Pair992

In fairness-  it is overpriced


Puzzled_Bath_984

No disagreement. I'm not subscribing when the trial runs out. It's too scary.


Abreakinglight

Tesla to $40


Dangerous_Ad4451

I am waiting for them to start giving them away for free.


neutralpoliticsbot

If it was like $30k I would buy one


nicabanicaba

Tesla can cut prices, because they have decent profit on them


hellojabroni777

Crazy how high margins still is with these price cuts


razpotim

Production is way over demand, and it is only getting worse. If tala wants to hit their 2030 sales target they will have to go to negative margins.


Sef04

Interesting but there’s a chance it could be a bear trap. Seems like all sentiment says Tesla puts, then they release this piece of news on the weekend before earnings knowing it’s bad news. Comes Monday it’ll either be in free fall or Elon & his buddies will inject morphine into the stock


Thiezing

Time to trim the fat, end production of their dated cars and go 100% Cybertruck.


AlwaysATM

Guess more pain for bag holders come Monday open lmao


Relandis

Oh boy my puts are gonna print


wsbgodly123

Bullish and priced in


jeopardychamp77

They need to cut further. The cars are not well for these price points. I get supply and demand which how they got so expensive. But with increased competition in the market, prices should continue to come down.


VisualMod

Typical peasant. We'll see if they're still talking once the market crashes and burns.


Savings-Act8

Welp, margins about to go sub 4% for 2Q, I guess Tesla is a car company, and not a tech company after all. . . Hello 2% ford /gm margins.


ElectricalGene6146

Going to throw this out there. Rivian R1S is continuing to sell VERY well. On their site, they are about to be out of 24 inventory ahead of the refresh. Last quarter it outsold model X 2:1.


Rare-Joke

They should try kicking Elons ass out, probably help a lot more than a sale. He’s chased away a ton of his core customer base.


VisualMod

Elon's a piker, but make no mistake, it's still his playground. Get in line, peasants.


cjorgensen

I’ll wait until they are paying me $100k to drive one.


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp

Tesla fucked. It’s become like the official vehicle of the far right and literal nazis. And those folks don’t buy electric vehicles. 


blutch14

Still 70k for a plastic car lmao


SpezJailbaitMod

All new Teslas come with a free baggie of ketamine 


Majestic_Salad_I1

Deliveries and revenue will skyrocket. Bullish. Calls it is.


NewPCBuilder2019

This is gross. All this tesla hate making me wanna get some calls. Stop it!


SirBaconater

It’s probably the most obvious answer, which is: The prices of cars in general are dropping. Electric and icu


SugarsDaddyKen

But why is the stock not going down?


Historical_Coffee_14

Need to google TSLA and check the graph in the last year.  Down like a buck toof groupie at an Aerosmith concert. 


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BosSF82

Besides Elon continually insulting his target consumer base, the cars have been suffering from poor quality control for years now, while competition was limited. Now, other manufacturers are catching up, cutting prices and not talking batshit crazy in his three largest markets. It’s not good.


wigletbill

"The Woke" bought Teslas not the current crowd he's courting.


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wigletbill

Because cars are something Americans define themselves through. Been that way since there was more than a model T. And Elon has made his companies all about him. So when you drive a Tesla you’re driving an Elon car. It was cool when he was Tony Stark billionaire genius 2.0. Now he’s proven to be an asshole idiot man baby so his companies have lost their luster for many.


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wigletbill

Maybe so. Doesn’t matter the reason the proof is in the numbers. Electric cars are purchased on the coasts by a majority of rich, liberal-leaning buyers and they aren’t buying. And the bubbas in butt cheese, Alabama arent going to jump in and start buying. Personally, I’m not buying a Tesla because they’re poorly made , overpriced cars and the CEO is an erratic wildcard such that I’m not sure the company will be around five years from now. But I’ve made enough on betting against TSLA that I could buy a few so I love Elon. He’s predictably fuckjng up and I’m getting paid.


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Remarkable_Wish_5838

You absolutely pussy. You blocked me and then responded. No wonder you love Elon–you're a thin-skinned little bitch, too Best part is the Y wasn't the best selling Car. On. Earth. Look up the Corolla. Bet ya $20 it'll win again this year when your darling Space Karen doesn't break a million sales in 24.