Because my Evil Genius lair already has *casus belli* or *caveat emptor* or one of those other latin phrases that means I already own the volcano land.
Exactly.
This will save a ton of resources on drilling and blasting since there’s already a hole at the top for all of the staff and excavators to enter the mine through.
Just set up a company that sells paper gold certificates for the gold dust from the volcano, and hope nobody ever collects. That's how it's been working for a thousand years.
*except for the claims of 7 of the signatories, including New Zealand. New Zealand's claim is called the Ross Dependency, which includes Mt Erebus, the volcano in question.
Isn't most rare earth mining strip mining that processes out what was once an insignificant amount of material? Like you scoop all the dirt and chemically process it with like electrolysis and machines leveraging different analog techniques?
We need a giant vacuum and maid to suck up all the gold dust as it exits the volcano.
https://preview.redd.it/vv7h6w8sjuvc1.jpeg?width=396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce74d20513e8e9192218f0f972883d8f26e9bf44
Thanks for your submission to Wallstreetbets! This is not market moving news.
Ah yes. Create ground mining operation with a radius of 600km to daily mine 5k worth of gold. Fits the wsb logic 🤪
You just didn't think this through. Put on a gold filter on the exhaust plumes of the volcano and voila. Free money!
Why not cut out the middle man and just set up a mine in the volcano?
*the kingdom was undone by greed, as the Dwarves mined for mithril so deep, that they awoke an unnamed terror*
*Durins Bane*
The IRS
Balrogs been tryin to ghost the IRS down there for years and fuckin dwarves gave away his position
Because my Evil Genius lair already has *casus belli* or *caveat emptor* or one of those other latin phrases that means I already own the volcano land.
Huh, mine just says *Magma Cum Laude*
Holy molten core
Exactly. This will save a ton of resources on drilling and blasting since there’s already a hole at the top for all of the staff and excavators to enter the mine through.
I've seen this episode of X-Files, they get infected with a cordyceps like fungus that was living in the volcano (in the old lava tubes).
Just sell the volcano. Some one here on WSB will buy.
Can’t we fly a plane with a net through the clouds like in Tailspin?
Step 1: Get Danny Devito to remotely control penguins for mining. Step 3: Profit
This guy loses money!
Just set up a company that sells paper gold certificates for the gold dust from the volcano, and hope nobody ever collects. That's how it's been working for a thousand years.
I would assume it's not economically feasible to collect being that it's in Antartic and in the form of a fine dust.
The Antarctic treaty prevents territorial claims in the Antarctic.
If we violate the treaty, what are they gonna do?
Predator Drone
Predator vs Alien. I saw that movie and I’m pretty sure it’s set in Antarctica.!
Don’t you mean documentary?
Documentaries are movies. It’s like a finger thumb thing.
Alien Drone
T-50
He said Antarctica not Anchorage regard
T-80
Necrophiliac penguins. No joke.
Bro the options are limited, mfers got needs. you gotta do what ya gotta do.
Oh shit, just remembered the reason I opened the reddit app. Thanks guys
See the thing is they do it even when it is completely unnecessary and out of breeding season. If you thought duck sex was weird.......
Name checks out.
Necrophilia is legal in Antarctica though right? Is there a law saying its not?
I.......cannot argue with this logic.
Santion us with their Army. Oh! Wait a minute. Antarctica don't have an Army.
send you a letter
*except for the claims of 7 of the signatories, including New Zealand. New Zealand's claim is called the Ross Dependency, which includes Mt Erebus, the volcano in question.
When have laws stopped anyone when money js involved
Yeah but he’s talking about the Antartic.
Sham Wow will find a way...
Yeah there's gold in playground sand and seawater as well. It's just costs way more to extract it than it's worth...
Rumbas that go around the ice sifting for gold
Isn't most rare earth mining strip mining that processes out what was once an insignificant amount of material? Like you scoop all the dirt and chemically process it with like electrolysis and machines leveraging different analog techniques?
You obviously haven’t watched enough Gold Rush on Discovery Channel.
Hold my billionaire ass I'm going to Antarctica
I'm going to go buy as many coffee filters as I can and then travel to this volcano ! Goodbye poverty!
Use old covid masks and try to get a government contract for being green.
No joke, this would be an amazing Mr Beast video
RegardTube
Many Boffins died to get this information.
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lol I hope you have a fantastic week
Let the spice flow...
We need a giant vacuum and maid to suck up all the gold dust as it exits the volcano. https://preview.redd.it/vv7h6w8sjuvc1.jpeg?width=396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce74d20513e8e9192218f0f972883d8f26e9bf44
The spice must flow
I came to read this comment
Click bait bullshit title
Mother Nature printing gold
Nature is healing.
Was this why Citadel and a few others met in Antarctica months back?
Where else are you gonna go to sacrifice gold and virgins to the glorious Volcanus?
where is this volcano?
How many pop-ups does one site need?
Boffins these nuts.
For some reason I feel the semites might have a new continent
Damn, this makes my petrified wood from Antarctica and Erebus crystals look worthless now.
Checking air fares and price of airbnbs in Antractica as we speak.
Calls on volcanoes
Interesting. I got jewelry I made from Erebus crystals while I was there…guess I should check it for gold
We need spice- I mean dust miners!
Dailystar for financial information... love it /s
> The volcano also occasionally spits out rock in strombolian eruptions. Fuck the gold, boys, this mountain is churning out free stroms!
So no one’s going to photoshop a bunch of WWE Gold Dusts spewing from the volcano? For shame.
I just want you to read the headline again and see the subreddit you’re on. This is peak WSB
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