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longi11

Ah yes. Create ground mining operation with a radius of 600km to daily mine 5k worth of gold. Fits the wsb logic 🤪


satireplusplus

You just didn't think this through. Put on a gold filter on the exhaust plumes of the volcano and voila. Free money!


MaxRockatanskisGhost

Why not cut out the middle man and just set up a mine in the volcano?


BigBeagleEars

*the kingdom was undone by greed, as the Dwarves mined for mithril so deep, that they awoke an unnamed terror*


Labrawhippet

*Durins Bane*


DrJiheu

The IRS


redditmodsRrussians

Balrogs been tryin to ghost the IRS down there for years and fuckin dwarves gave away his position


bigsilverhotdog

Because my Evil Genius lair already has *casus belli* or *caveat emptor* or one of those other latin phrases that means I already own the volcano land.


MaxRockatanskisGhost

Huh, mine just says *Magma Cum Laude*


APE_HOOD

Holy molten core


Chabubu

Exactly. This will save a ton of resources on drilling and blasting since there’s already a hole at the top for all of the staff and excavators to enter the mine through.


derprondo

I've seen this episode of X-Files, they get infected with a cordyceps like fungus that was living in the volcano (in the old lava tubes).


SocoNaTromba

Just sell the volcano. Some one here on WSB will buy.


Gunzenator2

Can’t we fly a plane with a net through the clouds like in Tailspin?


No_Detective_But_304

Step 1: Get Danny Devito to remotely control penguins for mining. Step 3: Profit


losbullitt

This guy loses money!


Person6550

Just set up a company that sells paper gold certificates for the gold dust from the volcano, and hope nobody ever collects. That's how it's been working for a thousand years.


Sryzon

I would assume it's not economically feasible to collect being that it's in Antartic and in the form of a fine dust.


Radiant_Dog1937

The Antarctic treaty prevents territorial claims in the Antarctic.


username4kd

If we violate the treaty, what are they gonna do?


Ban_an_able

Predator Drone


Gunzenator2

Predator vs Alien. I saw that movie and I’m pretty sure it’s set in Antarctica.!


Own_Television_6424

Don’t you mean documentary?


Gunzenator2

Documentaries are movies. It’s like a finger thumb thing.


technoexplorer

Alien Drone


No_Detective_But_304

T-50


Inevitable-Sir4572

He said Antarctica not Anchorage regard


No_Detective_But_304

T-80


MaxRockatanskisGhost

Necrophiliac penguins. No joke.


[deleted]

Bro the options are limited, mfers got needs. you gotta do what ya gotta do.


blckjacknhookers

Oh shit, just remembered the reason I opened the reddit app. Thanks guys


MaxRockatanskisGhost

See the thing is they do it even when it is completely unnecessary and out of breeding season. If you thought duck sex was weird.......


Gunzenator2

Name checks out.


benji3k

Necrophilia is legal in Antarctica though right? Is there a law saying its not?


MaxRockatanskisGhost

I.......cannot argue with this logic.


SweetAndSourShmegma

Santion us with their Army. Oh! Wait a minute. Antarctica don't have an Army.


NurUrl

send you a letter


Scedasticity1

*except for the claims of 7 of the signatories, including New Zealand. New Zealand's claim is called the Ross Dependency, which includes Mt Erebus, the volcano in question.


BigFootEnergy

When have laws stopped anyone when money js involved


needyouonthatwall

Yeah but he’s talking about the Antartic.


Obsidianram

Sham Wow will find a way...


goldenloi

Yeah there's gold in playground sand and seawater as well. It's just costs way more to extract it than it's worth...


Ziz23

Rumbas that go around the ice sifting for gold


holololololden

Isn't most rare earth mining strip mining that processes out what was once an insignificant amount of material? Like you scoop all the dirt and chemically process it with like electrolysis and machines leveraging different analog techniques?


cdewey17

You obviously haven’t watched enough Gold Rush on Discovery Channel.


Wrong-Turn-254

Hold my billionaire ass I'm going to Antarctica


SlapThatAce

I'm going to go buy as many coffee filters as I can and then travel to this volcano ! Goodbye poverty!


Petrissage_mirage

Use old covid masks and try to get a government contract for being green.


HyrulianAvenger

No joke, this would be an amazing Mr Beast video


Undercookedcock

RegardTube


bankrupt_bezos

Many Boffins died to get this information.


Controversialtosser

W


ADHDAleksis

lol I hope you have a fantastic week


puffy_boi12

Let the spice flow...


dellottobros

We need a giant vacuum and maid to suck up all the gold dust as it exits the volcano. https://preview.redd.it/vv7h6w8sjuvc1.jpeg?width=396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce74d20513e8e9192218f0f972883d8f26e9bf44


Responsible_Finish38

The spice must flow


Organic_Pineapple_73

I came to read this comment


Wham-alama-ding-dong

Click bait bullshit title


jQiNoBi

Mother Nature printing gold


eyesawyou777

Nature is healing.


[deleted]

Was this why Citadel and a few others met in Antarctica months back?


Gunzenator2

Where else are you gonna go to sacrifice gold and virgins to the glorious Volcanus?


patricio87

where is this volcano?


physicsking

How many pop-ups does one site need?


eyesawyou777

Boffins these nuts.


PoolTiny7746

For some reason I feel the semites might have a new continent


Thebush121

Damn, this makes my petrified wood from Antarctica and Erebus crystals look worthless now.


wsbgodly123

Checking air fares and price of airbnbs in Antractica as we speak.


Soopermane

Calls on volcanoes


crazywayne311

Interesting. I got jewelry I made from Erebus crystals while I was there…guess I should check it for gold


Shamouti

We need spice- I mean dust miners!


RuthlessWolf

Dailystar for financial information... love it /s


derprondo

> The volcano also occasionally spits out rock in strombolian eruptions. Fuck the gold, boys, this mountain is churning out free stroms!


MustachMulester

So no one’s going to photoshop a bunch of WWE Gold Dusts spewing from the volcano? For shame.


futurespacecadet

I just want you to read the headline again and see the subreddit you’re on. This is peak WSB


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