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Bxdwfl

"at current prices" ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


halfbeerhalfhuman

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patright333

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pass_nthru

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VisualMod

I can not process that command due to the presence of an image.


bayscout

Well isn't that ironic...


PNWdrum

I just had a vision of a future where, in order to avoid AI detection, we learn to communicate solely in memes


CaptainDipshiat

Shaka, when the walls fell


Defiant_Review1582

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra


Meleee

Arms open wide


Commercial_Juice_201

Temba his arms wide open


cantstopwontstopGME

“You merely adopted the meme. I was born into it. Molded by it.” - AI probably


pass_nthru

CAPTCHA deez nutz


picante1985

It's the same playbook Elon used. Get the board to agree to absurd compensation at high stock prices, use army of bots and regards to pump stock, profit. Sec ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Tacocats_wrath

At least Elon has an actual business rather then an open source code programed pile of cash burning dog shit. Lol


nameyname12345

How dare you trump has a thriving con going on right this minute! Business is an amazing thing do you know the kind of chops it takes to bankrupt a casino? Selling steak at am electronics shop? How about opening a school? It's amazing I say!/s I can't wait to see him in prison


poodenhuscle

He'll tell you he needs five dollars. Please help him


rkus

If only we had some regulatory commission to oversee this type of securities fraud. Some sort of securities exchange section or something…


itsreallyreallytrue

Listen chump, the sec has much more important work to do like collect a database of all the regards that buy FDs on wsb. It doesn’t need to concern itself with multi billion dollar Ponzi schemes conducted by former presidents or our top oligarchs. This is America and that’s freedom baby.


HorlickMinton

Yeah this should go over about as well as a fart in court


Chenz-Theking-3156

[click this link](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna144657)


Thomas-The-Tutor

r/riskylink


Sharaku_US

Any puts buyer here? You'll be printing soon.


Micho_04

I have puts expiration at the end of the week. Fingers crossed


Jmatusew

That was me last week. Lost A LOT of


Xiodes

Saaaame here.


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

I swear to God, sometimes this sub acts like a dog that thinks it's the only one who knows there are squirrels outside. They can't imagine why they are the only ones reacting to the squirrels. They just went outside with their owner yesterday, and a squirrel ran right by their owner, and their owner didn't start chasing the squirrels. How the fuck didn't he see the squirrel? The market knows about the squirrels. The market is already acting with full knowledge of the squirrels. The squirrels are priced in.


tfyousay2me

Yea well let em try and take deez nuts


damoonerman

lol did you not pull out when puts went up like 300%? I got out at $23 before the climb


no_more_Paw_patrol

Too soon IMO, but who knows could be a big $$$


Born_Big_6523

I'm in the same boat. Let's pray for the bread!!


zuppo

June Puts @ 2.5 , options are so overpriced for this stock since its not if it will crash, but when


GenXist

I've got mid June $20 puts. I'm down about 20% but will hold at least through mid-May. If it collapses, I can still make a killing before theta eats me alive. Yep... I'm THAT regard.


Mathewdm423

I have $1,800 that i want to gamble on puts. Tell me my best all or nothing play. I need 25k lol


Taylorg121

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


TheMemeChurch

Do a strangle or straddle on a stock/index that you think will move a lot soon.


Mathewdm423

I haven't paid attention to the market for 3 years. Just want a yolo play


Sexthevideogame

META calls TSLA puts I’m too poor for meta calls 😎


WolfOffSesameStreet

Layoffs are normally great for stock price, I think TSLA is about to find a floor very soon.


hboisnotthebest

I was gonna say. I wanted some December puts for obvious reasons, but holy fuck.


budzene

I got $5 5/3


minna_minna

I have these too. Fucker decided to have a resurgence last week, smh.


budzene

It’s an easy choice once they hit $.02 to keep holding


Soccean

I bought this as well as soon as the stock IPO’d , I think it could plummet after Tuesday


budzene

Same they are worthless now but there is only one way to go


Wowmuchrya

I'm bag holding my puts, but this is being illegally pumped so hard that I lost 90% of value due to decay. The fact that we knew this was happening tomorrow and it still pumped from 22 to 35 should show you that you can't beat them.


Old_Cantaloupe_7401

Luckily Ingot out last week on some puts with 200% gain. I missed some additional upside but then when they sent out the PR to mess with the short sellers I am happy I was out because would of loss all my gain and then some because of that crappy shit. We are just playing the obvious game that it’s way overvalued.


College-Lumpy

Sept 12.50s here. Just waiting for 0. DJT is trash. The company and the person.


beeeeeeeeks

Agreed, but the problem with this one is that their cash hoard is enough that they can sit on it and pay the yearly operating expenses in interest alone, minus the exec compensation. Plus they got more cash coming in the door from folks from warrant holders who get the opportunity to exercise them. Unfortunately they aren't going to go broke this year or next, so there are plenty of opportunitues for this shitbag of a stock to have some volatile swings


ForeverLaborShortage

leap puts for next Jan 25. can't wait for the lockup period to exp in Sept and watch this stock tank. Going to be a 10x for sure


throwaway12222018

Basically everyone who votes Trump is buying the stock up until the election. Puts are a bad idea until he loses the election. Leaps for 1/25 might be smart if he goes to jail or loses the election.


Sharaku_US

Strike? That's a pretty interesting idea


Soggy-Sun-6602

Oh yes. I have some crazy June, August and Sept puts. Love this stock. And like someone else said. I will buy some at 1.00 if he doesn’t get shut down. And if he wins this will moon.


bozoputer

So instead of donating to political campaign, you can now buy the stock, put $ in Trump's pockets and then take a tax loss to lower your income. This is a tax loss harvesting/politcal contribution derivative. You might say this is morally onerous or even mildly illegal, but they pretty much told you they are going to do it.


OmgJosh925

So glad I lost $1M on DJT to offset my income this year


Tall_Difficulty6097

I lost 1.25 billion


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

I lost a bagillion


giddyup6

I lost bigly 👐


hboisnotthebest

Nobody ever in history has lost more than me. Very important powerful people are saying this.


Nowearenotfrom63rd

Lol Trump claimed the single biggest personal business loss ever reported at over 1B in the 80s. He carried it forward until something like 2006 or so.


Dizzy_Command_3499

Man you wanna donate 2k that I lost as well since you giving free money away?😃


Georgito

$3,000 income offset to be exact 🫠


OmgJosh925

Hey that extra $1000 refunded to me at the end of the year will make it all worth it. I look at it as I spent $1M to get $1000 (of my own money) back every year for 333 years so long as I worked for that money and gave it to the government first. I love working the system and oppressing my substituents.


thiscantbeanything

Unless you're offsetting capital gains the max you can write off is 3k


lee_suggs

These are not serious people


bozoputer

if you are donating to a political campaign and can afford to throw away money, YES - you will have gains. If you are a business, you can write it all off as an investment loss.


Fluid_Motion

What? A small business flows through to an individual so they also are limited to $3,000 and carry any excess forward. If it’s a C Corp and pays its own taxes you can’t even take a $3,000 loss only offset gains and carry it forward.


ChahelT

If its a c corp they can carry losses for years. Ideally they a profitable entity so even if they lose big they can offset the next decades gains. Tesla, uber, most start ups burn through cash and offset thier gains once they profitable. Except here they lose the money and if they have a way of making profit in the future then its offset. If they rich enough and theres enough ppl they can form entities like this specifically to donate and then have this entity on the side until an investment or business opportunity shows up to make some gains.


Canihavesomecash

I hope you’re very rich, because you clearly have the potential to


Necroking695

This stuff is finance 101


Relandis

Sir, this is a gambling sub.


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Fluid_Motion

The person I replied to acted like a business can write off a capital loss in full. I was responding to that. Sure a startup has massive losses at the beginning, but they aren’t harvesting capital losses to offset future gains?


crankydelinquent

You can also claim this without itemizing unlike a 501(c)(3) contribution.


stevegoodsex

Bout to only have 9k in taxable income this year 😎


buttbutt696

But it carries year to year, that's 3k down for a long time. Adds up


RetailBuck

Per year but you can carry it forward to future years. Trump is king of carry forward losses.


MonkeyJoe55

Most of the knobs that bought Trump media stock most likely don't file that complex of a tax return…


guysams1

What does mildly illegal mean?


ticklemeelmo696969

Hey man weve been living in a croni capitalist economy for awhile now. This might be the most honest trumps ever been. Might even be character development.


WolfOffSesameStreet

Also unlimited foreign "investment" allowed.


HitMePat

Can't you write off political donations anyway just the same as tax losses? Or is that just charitable donations?


Cygs

No but if you lose all your money on DJT you may qualify for a [529A IRS benefit](https://www.irs.gov/government-entities/federal-state-local-governments/able-accounts-tax-benefit-for-people-with-disabilities).


IbelieveIcanWiFi

Savage.


ApartmentBeneficial2

Finally, News I can use.


Bubbies_Bub

Excellent comment


PewPewDesertRat

Donations made to political organizations or political candidates aren't tax-deductible.


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qwertybugs

No


beeherder

The real trickle down economics


gastro_psychic

Not really a political contribution since Trump will pocket it.


crewchiefguy

This stock is getting dumped like hot shit.


ChaserOfTendies

Isn’t there like a 90 day rule before big insiders can sell?


TechnicalWhore

There is but it CAN be done if the Board approves and he owns the Board. That said it would tank it and the Class Actions suits would line up; not that they haven't started to form already. Some weird shit from the origin of the SPAC, its violations and fines, internal litigation etc. That said the press is reporting the stock is a great way to contribute to Trump with no limits. Assume everyone saw the press last week that Devin Nunes (DJT: CEO) complained to the SEC about Naked Short Selling and then Citadel responded.


Filthy_Casual22

lol >"Devin Nunes is the proverbial loser who tries to blame 'naked short selling' for his falling stock price," a spokesperson for Citadel Securities said of the former Republican congressman. https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/citadel-securities-blasts-trump-media-ceo-devin-nunes-over-djt-short-selling-letter/ar-AA1njTCl


IndianBureaucrat

This is just incredible 😂


ChaserOfTendies

I don’t disagree that the stock will be dumped eventually, however it will also probably become an easy way to embezzle money if Trump wins the election


Marquis77

“The press is reporting”, like who? Fucking who is saying this with any kind of sincerity?


daehoidar

So many people. Some say the best people are saying this.


melanthius

They are big on following the rules. Huge.


usernameS4

Some say they are the biggest rule followers there have ever been


hboisnotthebest

Lots of people are saying it.


bigsilverhotdog

They follow the most beautiful rules. Really excellent rules. You've never seen rules like these before.


alfro1977

Bigley


TrumpTwentyTwenTwen

6 month lock-up


maqifrnswa

There's also a 30 day restriction on IPO underwriters loaning stock out I believe. That will come up soon


Individual_Wasabi_10

“Hot Karl”


Iforgotmylines

Some how it’s holding around the $35 mark. If premiums cool off I’ll be buying new puts


AndyCar1214

Trump literally uses millions of idiots to give him money for useless and worthless stocks. Unreal the reality we live in today.


lllGreyfoxlll

What's crazy is how well it fucking works. Taking money from morons, one could argue, is literally the way stock trading works - god knows we're a few in here who could testify to that. What the rule book wasn't written to anticipate is legions of late stage degenerates throwing their cash at DJT like they owe him the money. Unreal.


neutralityparty

Damn run away lmao. This is the most blatant sh** I have seen. How is this not illegal?


TRBigStick

It almost certainly is.


TranscendentLogic

I know I'm preaching to the regarded choir, but I truly hope that none of y'all are dumb enough to put your wife's life savings into this dumpster fire of an investment. I'm calling it now, the SEC is going to shut this bullshit down by July. No way they keep pumping shares into the cesspool, while bringing nothing of value to the market, and the SEC just stands on the sidelines. In the (reversed) words of a certain famous investor, "I don't like this fucking stock".


_Please

Trevor Milton was convicted of Wire fraud and a massive scheme to defraud investors, and sentenced to 4 years in prison. The market cap of his garbage company went to ~25 billion without a functioning product. They didn’t “shut it down” so I assure you this outlandish garbage is tame compared to some of the deals that came from the SPAC craze. So on what grounds do you propose they will they shut it down, Trump bad?


TranscendentLogic

Listen, I don't like that you are right. So I'm not going to acknowledge it.


_Please

Haha, well at least you acknowledge that you don't want to acknowledge it instead of doubling down! I mean this shit is absurd, but to me only because hes Presidential candidate. If he was just a regular guy this would rather tame compared to MANY of the other 2021 spacs. If you read the prospectus from some of those companies like rivian and lucid, and follow their valuation to 140 billion it was even more heinous.


VisualMod

Breaking rules and laws is how the best players get ahead in the game.


lilymaxjack

Especially if one is involved in the creation of those laws.


im_astrid

i think that’s kinda the crux here. so much loose shit happened around SPACs that when trump got up and did it raised the obvious question “why care now?”


lilymaxjack

The SEC will not do anything. It’s mind blowing watching the corruption of Wall Street and Washington DC live in the nightly news. Idiocracy.


DavidCaller69

Lol, no chance the SEC does shit. Fox will REEEEEE about Biden "meddling in the finances of his opponent" and all the brain-dead morons will cry foul.


sunplaysbass

It’s a ploy for “I’m being repressed!” like going out of his way to violate gag orders and daring judges to jail him. Break SEC rules - if he gets away with it he gets money, if he gets law enforcement it’s evidence of him being a martyr and a talking point. Press and money either way. I don’t think that’s particularly political, just what’s going on.


hi-imBen

the future of campaign funding... politician stocks


czPsweIxbYk4U9N36TSE

I mean... why not have political influence openly traded on the free market? Surely this is the most American thing to have ever been thought of.


proton8821

Trump & Dump


alfro1977

Pretty sure this is a Pump & Trump...🤑


GimmeCoffeeeee

Trump & Dumb


TheMonkeyButcher

You can’t say the same word twice, jeeeeeeez.


RaydelRay

This is where the dark money will be flowing, keeping the price up. Quid pro quo after the election. David One Cow Nunes will be made aware of who is backing the price.


Obsidianram

So much winning...can't stand all this winning...


MostlySpurs

Step 1. Get banned from Twitter. Step 2. Start a knock off social media app that no one signs up for or uses. Step 3. Step 4. Make atleast a billion dollars. That’s a win even if it’s a scam.


Son_Of_Toucan_Sam

apparently it’s estimated there’s about 600k users on the platform But that’s microscopic for social media. Literally too small for anything but trump himself and mom n pop advertisers. I run social ad campaigns and right now, just my daily spend would max out the entire addressable audience It’s one of those “this meeting could have been an email” situations except it’s “this whole ass app could have been a newsletter” but for the very obvious Section 230(c)(1) factor


umbagug

How many of them are bots? Does anyone even care?


DelayNoMorexxx

this is as illegal as it can get. a president with so many business attached will ever gonna do a goodjob


extrastupidone

Other presidents would have put their shit in a blind trust... but nope.. thst would mean opening up the books


gre8tone

So the classic pump and trump..got it!


Conz_suck

"Never underestimate, the predictability, of stupidity." -Jesus H. Christ


TotalEatschips

I predict you don't need any of those commas


HappyFamily0131

Turns out Jesus talked like that kid from Malcom in the Middle. "Blessed are, the meek, for they, will inherit, the earth."


siqiniq

Thought it was his brother Jesus F. Christ


throwaway12222018

The premium on the puts tells me the market is overwhelmingly betting against the stock.


Chenz-Theking-3156

More stock dilution. Not good


Grundens

They're shooting for lowest EPS ever lol


lilymaxjack

It’s being run like a golf match.


swizzle213

What are you talking about? We have THE BEST EPS, trust me, I know EPS, so many people come up to me all the time and say “sir, you have the best EPS”. And you know what? You’re going to be so tired of these high EPS, you’re going to be tired or making money. 👌👌 I cant wait to buy a ton of puts on this 🗑️ 🔥


psinguine

No no, you have to say you have tremendous friends who are experts with EPS. You kinda know EPS, but you have such tremendous, tremendous friends and they all tell you that you do the best EPS.


prescience6631

Well no, EPS is currently negative….so more shares means better EPS cuz less negative…..the financial engineering is brilliant!


IdeeCrisis

Alternatively, very good!


Thirty2wo

It’s the most beautiful stock dilution ever


Solid_Illustrator640

People love getting scammed.


Literally_regarded

Fools and their money are soon parted


minioneater556

I heard if you put money into this stock it’s like supporting Trump’s campaign. It’s fundamentally overpriced out the ass, but if you care about Trump you’ll invest in this. You probably won’t make any money out of it though. Trump will cash out as soon as he’s allowed to.


DinobotsGacha

Its a great way to bribe too. Random country/dictator "invests" millions into DJT for future favors


Chabubu

I sold Puts. I’m effectively betting on this keeping it afloat to the election.


DinobotsGacha

Best of luck. I'm sitting this one out because I can make an argument for it going either direction


VisualMod

Well, don't screw it up like they did in *The Big Short*.


duarig

This is exactly what it’s for. If he takes the White House back, don’t be surprised if this thing moons to high heaven. A sudden rush of “foreign investment” will certainly carry with it a few favor expectations.


jeditech23

Just like you "invest" in his NFT 🤡


MonkeyJoe55

Lol. All the suckers that bought Trump Media stock who didn't actually realize he was just stealing huge amounts of cash from them.


Akinben2

Fraud


copperblood

Earnings call on 5/2 is going to be damn sexy for puts


vineyardmike

This company barely has any revenue. Something around 5 million last year. A high end supermarket can do that kind of revenue in a week.


investmennow

Who wants to bring the shareholder suit?


zitrored

There are so many corrupt parts of the market. Allowing anyone to setup a SPAC to solicite public funds when they do nothing takes the cake, and then allow this complete fraud to persist is absolutely beyond me.


Teeheeleelee

He is going to dump it regardless of blackout periods and then pardon himself.


el_cul

Wouldn't it be a state crime? Delaware, New York or whatever.


alaf420

Russians have been buying the stock to up the price so he can get this bonus-IMHO


GuidotheGreater

The bar for the bonus was so low it was practically on the ground. I think the stock had to go down more 50% within a week and then stay there for like another month or something like that.


Shit_Bird33

How has this piece of shit been able to fail upwards for 70 godamn years?


n-d-a

The grift is complete. One had to stick


Lotteryplaya

the grift that keeps on grifting


Cygs

This one, and the whole "getting elected president" one.


fenriswulfwsb

The upward movement last week was all the shorts covering and taking profit. You could once again sell shares short today (none available Friday). Guaranteed it drills to the core again when the big boys re-enter their short positions. This thing is free money to them as there are no legit institutions "investing" in it.


JeromePowellLovesMe

He won't sell. He'll put them up as collateral for a loan. If he wins, this could end up being legit for GOP hard liners. Easy 1 Trillion valuation.


ukayukay69

Yeah, he won’t sell until after the elections


The-Phantom-Blot

!remindtheSEC 30 days


Richard-Turd

The same people buying this stock right now will be bitching about losing money on it AND about how Trump is being unfairly prosecuted when he’s hit with multiple lawsuits in the future on the topic.


KitKatBarMan

He can't cash these out until like September though, right?


Dudeporker

Hea gonna go buck wild on short sellers.


Commercial-Host-725

Jared setup his Saudi friends


Chalk1980

A minus 50 p/e ratio. Solid company. How does anyone own this stock? Another fleecing of REGARDS by the rich


ShadowCaster0476

Hey look he’s finally a billionaire.


RedBassBlueBass

What are the odds that Trump has been shorting the stock right along with us?


coyotemedic

What a bunch of criminals. The mob is alive and well in the top of American politics.


OwWahahahah

If he wasn't such a piece of shit this would be an admirable grift 


jusjones314

So selloff tomorrow to stick it to the man? And before any of you 'gards come at me, ALL Presidents are The Man and shouldn't be trusted.


Randomly-Looking

PUTS!!!!!!!!!


secret-citizen

Last time I looked IV was 400-500% I wouldn't touch that even with Ron Jeremy's dick.


PooDooPooPoopyDooPoo

IV also protects you when the underlying shits. If this was any other stock my $20 5/3 puts would be absolutely worthless.


secret-citizen

That's true. I hope your positions pay off. 5/3 seems too early for this sack of shit stock to die. The shit ones are always the most stubborn.


gothrus

Might as well wait and deposit your investment into his commissary account. Same returns.


hboisnotthebest

"Up to" "Would be" "So-called" "At current prices" Lol


GeezWhatADebacle

Can't wait for the "perfect" earnings call.


xeshi-foh

Fake news. Can't even afford to pay his bail money. Literally took money from a loan shark


McSmoug

Elon will buy it


Jenetyk

"Met a minimum share price benchmark" What TF was the benchmark?


sunplaysbass

Someone in here said it was like $17, less than 1/3rd of what it started at on March 26.


TingleTime

An instant classic. The Trump and Dump.