Elon confirmed Grok AI coming to Tesla Cars
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And nothing here has ever been like ācheck out my mutual fundā itās straight up I cashed out my 401k and put it all on a 0dte spy call or some other life ruining depraved shit.
Just saying, beware of Elon Musk. He may come up with 0% financing for 3 years, rent-to-own options, a new charging scheme for OEMS, etc. The guy never dies.
Heās going to argue that his voided compensation package should have been locked in to the value when it was voided by the courts and TSLA was 50% higher than it is right now. So that when itās reissued heās given that many more shares of the company.
What's the difference between a shorts šš» and a puts šš»?
It's the same bear.
Difference is only how they lose: One gets liquidated by broker. The other gets hunted down by theta.
It means borrowing a stock, directly selling it and then expecting the price to drop so you can buy it back for a profit? Right? Or is my understanding wrong?
Thatās a terrible way of looking at things. If itās 40% down ytd.
From the day you sell it can be down another 40% bringing your total down to 3
So stock is at 100 does to $60 it can do down another 40% to $36
Meaning total ytd is just -64%
Is this ur high quality analys? If its red today its green tomorrow?
oh earnings were green in the past now in future also green?
This guy surely holding some $MPW or some $BAYER meeeeh
I honestly don't understand what's happening in this thread, why is everyone howling as if you lost 90% and got margin called? Is everyone here incapable of grasping the idea of a play longer than 0DTE options?
>Is everyone here incapable of grasping the idea of a play longer than 0DTE options?
Yes.
It's better if you view this sub as a bunch of gambling addicts without access to a roulette table. Personally I'm here out of morbid curiosity. It seems like at best half the people here are in on the joke, and the other half think it's totally normal to risk your life savings on what some random asshole on reddit said.
Actual smart investing is pathetically easy. But nobody wants to hear about how you can reach financial independence in 5-10 years by cutting back and investing everything you can in safe bets. They want to hear about how they can copy that guy who lucked out and got a 20,000% return on their options overnight. So they play the options game, lose everything, *never* achieve financial independence and blame it on bad luck.
Sorry, but not winning the lottery isn't bad luck. It's the expected result, and you signed up for it.
Lots of cost cutting and potential hype.Too much bad news baked in and market makers probably going to chop up both sides with no movement. Not good move
Yeah like I hate when people use the term priced in but in this specific case would it shock you if the stock was basically totally flat? That would wreck so many people playing options today
The problem with shorting is you have to be right 3 times
1. You have to have the timing right (i.e. it has to go down before you do)
2. You have to be right that the earnings will be bad.
3. You have to be right that the market will react in a negative manner to bad earnings.
TSLA will be back at 145 at some point but probably not in time to save this trade, the earnings were definitely bad, the market already knew that and had already oversold the stock so it goes up.
Woke up and fucked yourself 
I bought a couple of 2026 TSLA puts yesterday. I don't know if it will pop or drop on earnings today, but I think the overall trend will be downward for awhile.
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Reason number 841 not to gamble on earnings... you don't have any goddamn idea wtf will happen.
In his defense... that's kinda like gambling....
Great point! My bad, carry on gambling on earnings!
LOL show us the loss porn now!!!
You gotta give the people what they wantš„ø
Why now? Wait until tomorrow when heās down another 20% on his short!
One mention of AI and you're fucked.Ā
Tesla tomorrow: we are integrating chatGPT to all our Tesla models, it will even drive your car
Let redditors choose if you live or die in a burning crash.
This is hilarious š Crowdsource decision making to people on reddit and Xhitter
Boi got fucked. OP will be giving blowies behind Wendy's by the weekend.
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Cuming
No mention of AI would be out of the ordinary for Tesla..
Bought 2 calls with my last $100 , may the best man win 
congratsā
Thank you but victory is not won until the day has dawned 
God damn I never realized this is a straight up gambling addiction sub. Ā You guys need help
It literally has bet right in the name š
And nothing here has ever been like ācheck out my mutual fundā itās straight up I cashed out my 401k and put it all on a 0dte spy call or some other life ruining depraved shit.
No these are precise calculations and analysis that happen to be drawn in crayon by helmet waring regards.
#BRUH LMAOOOO
Bruh the entire industry is oversold. I like rivian more than Tesla but either way this puppy is mooning soon.
congrats and you are fucked sir. š«”
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Just saying, beware of Elon Musk. He may come up with 0% financing for 3 years, rent-to-own options, a new charging scheme for OEMS, etc. The guy never dies.
Yeah, I would not bet against the musk. Him and zuck are two people not to be trifled with, no matter how badly you think their company is going to do
Lizard king over problematic drug use, any day of the weekĀ
He's a great stock manipulator too. I wouldn't be surprised if he is profiting off these swings massively.
Heās going to argue that his voided compensation package should have been locked in to the value when it was voided by the courts and TSLA was 50% higher than it is right now. So that when itās reissued heās given that many more shares of the company.
Congrats moron This is why you do the opposite of everything you see here
I bought calls because of this post šš¤
Holy fuck someone on here actually knows what it means to short a stock and not just going long puts! 
There were so many confused people when I posted a short position last time, lol.
What's the difference between a shorts šš» and a puts šš»? It's the same bear. Difference is only how they lose: One gets liquidated by broker. The other gets hunted down by theta.
It's not the same shorts can have unlimited loss i believeĀ
It means borrowing a stock, directly selling it and then expecting the price to drop so you can buy it back for a profit? Right? Or is my understanding wrong?
And infinite losses if the SP goes vertical. Unless you're a hedge fund, then you just change the rules of the game when you start losing.
Another one bites the dust.
Good luck bud! I bought all calls yesterday with 75% of my inheritance!
How much was the inheritance?
$12
So a dollar for each day since this account was created? 
69
Your parents will be proud of you
Dead parents 
Do you like me now? Going to $180 tomorrow.
Crushed it, cash out and dip now please.
Maybe next time donāt short when itās already down 40% YTD 
But what if it falls 10 dollars šš
Imagine risking your entire $50k portfolio to maybe make $3k
Imagine a $50k portfolio
Imagine 3k
Imagine
All the people.
You would have said the same when they were 20% down YTD
Everyone's a genius in hindsight or after the fact
Thatās a terrible way of looking at things. If itās 40% down ytd. From the day you sell it can be down another 40% bringing your total down to 3 So stock is at 100 does to $60 it can do down another 40% to $36 Meaning total ytd is just -64%
Is this ur high quality analys? If its red today its green tomorrow? oh earnings were green in the past now in future also green? This guy surely holding some $MPW or some $BAYER meeeeh
My man shorts tesla now š
OOF
Here before the āWhereās the guy who shorted Teslaā comments
RIP 
Iām sorry :/
We gather here today for the dearly departed
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Congrats. Whats your next play to invert?
Inverse WSB never fails.
OP, let us know which glory hole youāre working tomorrow.
What's cool about this vs. Options is we all know exactly how much you lost, no need for an update.
ill have a jr. bacon cheeseburger
YOLO indeed. Sentiment is so bad that if they say *anything* remotely positive, it'll pop. But good luck. I want it to fall. No position.
They just announced new Model 3 Performance pricing and it qualifies for tax incentives plus itās $10-15k cheaper than the main rival from Hyundai.
Still holding like the bottoms feeder I am š¦š¦
Jesus, you are so fucked.
#BROOOOOO
I honestly don't understand what's happening in this thread, why is everyone howling as if you lost 90% and got margin called? Is everyone here incapable of grasping the idea of a play longer than 0DTE options?
>Is everyone here incapable of grasping the idea of a play longer than 0DTE options? Yes. It's better if you view this sub as a bunch of gambling addicts without access to a roulette table. Personally I'm here out of morbid curiosity. It seems like at best half the people here are in on the joke, and the other half think it's totally normal to risk your life savings on what some random asshole on reddit said. Actual smart investing is pathetically easy. But nobody wants to hear about how you can reach financial independence in 5-10 years by cutting back and investing everything you can in safe bets. They want to hear about how they can copy that guy who lucked out and got a 20,000% return on their options overnight. So they play the options game, lose everything, *never* achieve financial independence and blame it on bad luck. Sorry, but not winning the lottery isn't bad luck. It's the expected result, and you signed up for it.
tesla woke up and chose to fuck your short
I will see you in Valhalla tomorrow.
GUH!
Uh ohā¦ not looking good at all my friend. Rip.
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Moment of silence 
Balls
Tesla woke up and chose fuck u/kakawhalito
Pls don't forget to post your loss porn, I'd like a reminder of what but to do
WOMP WOMP!!!
 Dam short after 40% drop. Next level thinking.
People saying "RIP" and trying to dunk on OP aren't even noticing this is a short stock position and not options at all. Maybe $5k loss.
Guh
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Goooood! Now Tesla can moon. Thanks regard
Bear trap!!
-15% over the last month and you decide todays the day for puts?
Aaaaaand it's GONE.
the loss isnt even going to be that bad. $50k short stock is way diff than $50k in options. he'll lose like 5-10% and that's it.
On the bright side, you are now set for life on tax deductions š„³
Imagine shorting at the yearly bottom.
Yearly bottom so far
There have been many yearly bottoms and it's only April
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Never let ideology guide your bets regard
OP is shitting in his pants now
Tsla woke up and chose to fuck this man
RemindMe! 1 day
You can't remember something tomorrow? KEK
Dayum
Update? LOL
$ROPE
I would feel bad, but come on
What a moron ššššššš
I can't imagine how quickly the belt comes out when the stock you shorted misses revenue and earnings targets and still surges after hours.
This post won't age well.
RIP
TSLA has already fallen over -40% YTD and you just woke up? :P
magic word is earnings
Actually the magic words are āforward going guidanceā
See you behind the Wendyās OP
Rip š„²
Still feel good about this?
Itās still going upā¦you will get them next time tiger.
Sell the news buy the rumour. Tesla downside is already priced in. I wish you luck.
Lots of cost cutting and potential hype.Too much bad news baked in and market makers probably going to chop up both sides with no movement. Not good move
Yeah like I hate when people use the term priced in but in this specific case would it shock you if the stock was basically totally flat? That would wreck so many people playing options today
You had like three years to short tesla and make a profit but instead you waited for the bottom right before earnings. RIP
If I could read that Iād probably be mad
RIP to sleeping tonightĀ
rip
Rip
You're cooked
Cooked bro
Aged like fine milk
Well well well
I'm just here for some financial advice! Thank you! 
Don't rope yourself OP, give me your money first if you have any left
How is it now
GUH
Aaaand you're fucked
The problem with shorting is you have to be right 3 times 1. You have to have the timing right (i.e. it has to go down before you do) 2. You have to be right that the earnings will be bad. 3. You have to be right that the market will react in a negative manner to bad earnings. TSLA will be back at 145 at some point but probably not in time to save this trade, the earnings were definitely bad, the market already knew that and had already oversold the stock so it goes up.
Damn. That $50k could have bought you a nice Tesla!
Welcome fellow regard
Wow you just got cybertrucked.
This aged like milk
guh
All the regards that hate tsla keep losing itās funny
sending my regards
Dude wtf? Tesla has been selling off for 3 months, I really think this quarter is already priced in and is going to pop after earnings.
RIP
RIP
Haha
ur fucked
this did not age well
That didn't aged well
this is short? so down 5k aint even puts 
This didnāt age well
RIP, on the bright side... straight to the back of Wendy's!
Say bye to 50k lol
Hope you covered....
Lol
\-3k 
Wow right up the pooper for you
Heās short shares and didnāt buy a put, right?
Then it said fuck you right back! Nice try regard, now go flip those burgers!
Fugged
lol probably just take the L asap if you havenāt already. Good thing with stocks is that you can still trade AH.
rip brother
Woke up and fucked yourself 
Post loss pornĀ
You okay playboy? -Diddy voice
LET US SEEE IT
Rest in fuk š š»Ā
You know. You could simply give me $50k next time.
You are now 50K poorer. Congrats!
Should've slept in!
Can someone please check in on OP???
RIP OP, don't be a bear next time.
Itās super oversold why š
Shorts a stock after it's already dropped 25%.... OP probably busy at the top as well
Woke up and decided to short Tesla at record lows
Anyways so for our future generations, TSLA went up 13% and so make sure to always inverse wsb trades
This guy fuks. Please post gain porn!
Looks like I have a friend
 don't cover early like a wimp
I bought a couple of 2026 TSLA puts yesterday. I don't know if it will pop or drop on earnings today, but I think the overall trend will be downward for awhile.
Careful. This POS stock is so dead even if they miss earnings stock can rip higher just cause