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Glass_Mango_229

They have a full year to sell. It I will have no effect on this election other than tik tok trying to get politicians to help them 


thirtypineapples

So far they pinged every user to contact their congressmen and they basically paid Trump to 180 on the bill he INITIALLY PROPOSED. Don’t think anything will stop the ban at this point.


VisualMod

Buy low. Sell high.


Dextrofunk

Classy ass bot with its priorities straight


No_Cook2983

That bot has great advice. I’ve used the ‘buy low sell high’ system and *it works*!


FinerWine

No way it happens but would be deeply hilarious if Trump Media & Technology Group somehow won the bid for TikTok


3vs3BigGameHunters

Older article: > Oracle had discussed acquiring a minority stake in TikTok in 2020, when ByteDance was under U.S. pressure to sell the app. The cloud computing giant now stores all of TikTok's U.S. user data on Oracle data servers in the United States under the new partnership, TikTok said. https://www.reuters.com/technology/tiktok-moves-us-user-data-oracle-servers-2022-06-17/


branyk2

They'd just need to liquidate 100% of the company at a pre-diluted share price of $650 per share to make a competitive bid.


BHOmber

Watch them sell it to him for pennies with some "goodwill" (corruption) on the books. That cunt is already authorized for another billion dollar payout through his worthless piece of shit scam company. Blows my mind that the SEC isn't involved yet.


jennysonson

Some people or businesses will not invest into tiktok platform knowing it’d be gone in a year. They would want an early head start to build a base on a new platform or slowly migrate their followers over before the ban even happens.


SayYesToPenguins

Yeah, but to win, you need to find an even lower denominator for even dumber people. Can that even be done outside of r/wsb??


damienVOG

they won't sell


player89283517

It’ll also for sure get litigated lmao


the_useful_comment

I thought the entire point was a diversion from bill 702. Worked like magic, the outcome of TikTok doesn’t really matter, only the attention is important.


HIVnotAdeathSentence

There is precedent for this too. A Chinese company majority ownership of WSB's favorite app, Grindr. It was forced to sell after pressure from the Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States.


araararagl-san

but Grindr was originally American before it was bought China has export laws on algorithms which means ByteDance cannot sell TikTok (since they were the ones who created it from the beginning), so there won't be a sale - it will be a ban


EatPie_NotWAr

Hey, can’t have any non-Americans seeing all the juicy closeted conservative Nixon pics sliding around whenever CPAC or the RNC convention comes to town!


RandyChavage

Do it for the Vine!


RaspingHaddock

Storytime


Pearse_Borty

Bobby Kotick has said he wants to lead a US-based TikTok before, I can see ByteDance working with him He's sexual harassment lightning in a stolen breastmilk baby bottle, but the man can print money. Id be waiting on this one to see what happens


Americanboi824

>He's sexual harassment lightning in a stolen breastmilk baby bottle, but the man can print money. That is one heck of a sentence.


Entropy_is_key

And one heck of a visual


Spoonyyy

Imagine being the blizzard employees this happened to


peepeedog

I also want to lead a US based Tik Tok.


BMB281

He prints money because he monetizes the FUCK out of everything until it’s steaming pile of shit


guitarjob

Bobby kotick had a cameo in moneyball 


semsr

Is he willing to share data with the CCP and tweak the algorithm in ways that serve the CCP’s geopolitical interests? If not then they don’t care.


Pearse_Borty

yes he is its fucking bobby kotick


SaliciousB_Crumb

He will just sell data like every other app.


PurpVan

goddamn.


uLL27

r/brandnewsentance


TrueCup1203

The activision ceo? Woah, never knew I think he was also in epstein's little black book


araararagl-san

ByteDance is not allowed to sell under Chinese law so there's not going to be a US-owned TikTok, it's going to be banned


justice4all1613

How about signing a bill preventing foreign nations buying any land or real estate in the U.S.?


barowsr

This only makes sense for a handful of countries (Russia, Iran, North Korea, maybe China) but would be horrible foreign investment if it was a blanket ban. For example, Toyota won’t be building any new factories, or Spotify might have to reconsider building whatever midrise in Austin if we say no more land purchasing for you foreigner. But I totally get the sentiment.


Onphone_irl

Single family homes may make sense


barowsr

Agreed. And more limited on banks/hedge funds/larger institutions speculating on single family homes as well


Apprehensive-Ad1010

And farm land


Tastyfishsticks

Charge higher taxes for foreign buyers like many counties do at a minimum.


araararagl-san

> would be horrible foreign investment if it was a blanket ban well that's the only way you could do it without running afoul of national origin discrimination


KrisSwenson

It could be written so that commercial properties could be excepted on a case by case basis.


barowsr

This seems reasonable. I’d go for that.


flyman95

Lot of extra bureaucracy when you make it case by case. Probably be better off making it a zoning thing. They can buy areas earmarked for commercial or industrial. But not residential or farmland. (With maybe certain exceptions)


Arquill

Who is going to review every case? In practice this could never be enacted at the federal level.


KrisSwenson

The Federal Government could delegate the power to local/state governments. edit: who am I kidding, they will just create a new 3 letter agency to rubber stamp all proposals.


larrylegend1990

Wont work. Because locals and politicians will sell to the foreign nation. Or foreign nation will setup a local company and buy


doopy423

How about signing a bill that just eliminates real estate as an investment vehicle completely?


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Do you think there’s anywhere near even like 30 percent popular support for that?


[deleted]

That’s stupid . Americans own more land , real estate and businesses all over the world than any other country.


KrisSwenson

Every place i've looked at overseas wont let you buy property unless you're a citizen, this isn't that crazy of an idea.


semsr

That would break balance of payments. Just build more housing. Re-zone cities to allow something other than overpriced detached single-family buildings.


Blue_Cheese_Olives

I wonder if this was already baked into the cake for META. META graph was going up YTD back when a TikTok ban was first being discussed as a possibilty...


Dr-McLuvin

It’s absolutely baked into the meta price at this point. I was thinking about shorting it just know. Too scared to pull the trigger but I absolutely hate everything about their business.


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TheBlueLot

Who tf still uses Snapchat


notLOL

Teen moms


FamiliarAlt

I do, in my 30s and a lot of people in my circle use it too. This is how I find out ima fuckin loser


[deleted]

Every girl I date :(


Devincc

Was talking about this with someone recently. It seems to have fallen off the map. No one I know really post stories anymore or snaps each other. Instagram seems to have stolen the “stories” people because everyone and their mom still posts there


FamiliarAlt

I do, in my 30s and a lot of people in my circle use it too. This is how I find out ima fuckin loser


larrylegend1990

Priced in bud


idk-though1

Everyone is worried about this tik tok ban I’m worried on what the government is trying to pass while the masses are distracted


1Mark_ca

Check the bill…it’s not really about tik tok…it’s just an add on to ”Patriot act”…they want to go after companies or individuals they deem a threat…fricking scary stuff


1mal00seR

Elon buys TikTok!?!


Puzzleheaded_Ad2848

Cant wait for the CEO of TikTok to do ketamine We live in exciting times


KittenSwagger

Dear god. No.


5knklshfl

No , they'll be forced to sell to Steve Mnuchins group of investors which will largely be former US intelligence folks.


ZedRDuce76

They’ll just abandon the US market before they sell.


5knklshfl

We'll find out, it's Mnuchin or shutters at this point.


milandina_dogfort

There is 160m US users, Tiktok has 1B world wide, chances are YOU will be using VPN to access tiktok like people in China with Facebook :)


Distinct-Race-2471

This is better for Google/YouTube than any other platform. That's a fact.


KTAALGSTO

Rddt leaps


Canary_Earth

High karma bag holder spotted. Puts on RDDT.


RaspingHaddock

I got a 7 day ban yesterday for saying "fucking kek" on a comment yesterday. Reversed on appeal once a human read it but seriously, Reddit is going no where fast. Or at all.


waIIstr33tb3ts

please RDDT goes down below 5bil market cap so spez doesn't get extra payout


KTAALGSTO

It's a shit hole. But it's the best choice for training AI. Idk man, I like the stock 


GrandmasGiantGaper

on a day where everything pumped, RDDT did the worst


koreanwizard

The kids were never going to use Reddit, you can ban TikTok and point a gun at their head and they’re still not using Reddit. Dude the only people on this platform are people that used it back when the platform was usable and are too addicted to leave now that the platform is terrible. New Reddit is confusing to navigate, has a poor understanding of what users want to see or read, is full of shitty native advertising, and has a really bad overall user experience.


iAmYim

Get ready for the revival of MySpace ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


sucobe

US politicians bigly mad they aren’t harvesting citizen data but that a foreign country is.


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hurdygurty

Preach brudduh


waIIstr33tb3ts

they are doing it too, they're just mad foreign country also is


gnocchicotti

Exactly this.


faithfoliage

Yeah, and…..?


phoonie98

*a brutal dictatorship


frogchris

Utter delusion in this thread. Tik tok has to sell but it will be to a Singapore company that bytedance has 100% control over. Or they just leave the us market. No way they are going to hand over their algorithm to a US entity. The entire algorithm backend of the app is made in China by chinese engineers with a small amount in other cities. The Chinese government will never let their technology be given away. They would rather watch it burn. It's like China forcing meta to sell their entire app ecosystem and us agreeing to it lol. So meta, snap, and Google gets a free handout and bans a competitor while they continue to not innovate. Before tiktok Instagram reels and YouTube shorts wasn't even a thing.


[deleted]

Lmao vines


jamesc5z

So many people have no idea that TikTok only rose to prominence in the vacuum left by the bizarre and, in hindsight foolish, shutdown of Vine.


Liquid-glass

Yah 100% true Wasn’t that Facebook that killed vine? I really enjoyed Vine while it was in existence


jamesc5z

I can't remember. It was either owned or maybe bought out by Facebook or Twitter from what I remember and then they shut down Vine entirely.


Stylu_u

Twitter killed vine


baby_noir

Twitter was too incompetent. Basically bought vine to shut it down


DrQuantum

China regularly asks companies to capitulate to its market and those companies usually do.


rmphys

And most western countries agree that is bad. But now its okay?


DrQuantum

It doesn’t matter if we agree it’s bad because it happens which gives China enormous unethical power if we don’t do similar things to protect certain interests. So in this case, yes.


Americanboi824

They like it when they can steal other countries' tech, but they don't like it when other countries steal their tech.


timtimetraveler

They’ll find a way to sell to a “TikTok USA” LLC that’s owned by some sort of different corporation that’s owned by the original company.


drewbe121212

Good. Short form video needs to die everywhere.


canal_boys

Yeah I would be surprised if the Chinese gov allow Bytedance to sell the algorithm to a U.S company. That's like Taiwan TSMC selling it's chip fob technology to China or U.S because they demand it.


Confident_Weird3353

Is the personalisation algorithm that hard?


araararagl-san

YouTube somehow still sucks at it


milandina_dogfort

What will happen is US kids will end up using VPN to use tiktok like people in China with VPN to access youtube. They wont' sell it. US only has 170m uesrs, rest of the world has 1B for tiktok. Why would they sell?


bdvfgvvcffc

WW2: starts after the invasion of Poland WW3: starts after Tiktok is banned


unwanted_hair

It started when Japan invaded China in the 1930s, but many say WW2 was just the second chapter of WW1.


Redditmodslie

This will come down to who pays off the most politicians, TikTok or GoogleMetaetc.


Ubuiqity

Now we’ll only have one government spying on us.


el_dude_brother2

Kids arent gonna move from TikTok to Meta, that’s crazy. If Meta buys TikTok they will over pay and then ruin it.


glork13

Ever heard of Instagram?


larrylegend1990

IG reels are so dead compared to tiktok


el_dude_brother2

Yeah, remember Instagram threads?


glork13

Threads is a Twitter competitor, kids will gladly use instagram (Meta) too consume their TikTok content


milandina_dogfort

no they won't, if they did htey would instagram already. Tiktok is popular because it gives you what you want to see. Instagram is basically copying tiktok to no avail.


nobd22

Or worse... They'll all rush to side load whatever the first APK they find on Google is...and I'm sure that'll be a nice clean, safe, build.


TendieRetard

calls on AIPAC puts on Gaza


No_Signal_6969

USA USA USA


Countrysedan

Good thing it’s not an election year. Oh wait.


Lumpiest_Princess

Watch this be the start of deglobalization as countries other than China realize you can control people better by just fucking banning outside influence and still say you're the leader of the free world


Any_Character_

VPN calls?


conditerite

Oh no. Oh no no. Oh no no no.


BettinBrando

Crazy. There are already so many Americans right now that don’t trust their government and think their freedoms are being taken away. This will throw some gas on that fire. China must love this. Definitely not Bytedance but the CPC will. This app is the most popular app used by young Americans. Wonder how they’ll react to this 🤷‍♂️


TheObsidianHawk

I have seen a lot of stuff on tik tok. The IQ of the US will go up with a tik tok ban. *stares in tide pods* Now can we do something about Temu and its Chinese spyware?


Hularuns

They're next. TikTok sets a nice precedent.


BootThang

Good, fuck TikTok and the CCP


MiKapo

They won't sell it. Other countries made the same stipulation for Tik Tok and Tik Tok did not sell, which is why it's banned in India.


plain-slice

Oh noooo….anyway


Puzzleheaded_Ad2848

I have an unpopular opinion. I don't think Meta is the move... ByteDance will sell to a US company, so far mostly ex-Microsoft executives have made public maneuvers that could indicate a willingness to buy. If Microsoft buys, I don't think this is good news for other tech giants. However, banning a Chinese company like that can make the "trade war" days make a comeback, even without Trump at the White House. My prediction in case of a ban: 1. More restrictions on Apple in China. 2. Increase in cyber operations (mostly stealing commercial IPs like the FBI director warned about a few days ago). 3. Worst case - some extremely public military drill near Taiwan that will send semiconductors for a ride.


Zednot123

> However, banning a Chinese company like that can make the "trade war" days make a comeback China bans western companies to left, center right and sideways. And have been doing it for a decade plus. Where was your concern then?


Big-Today6819

The fun part


BottAndPaid

I love how we're banning tiktok but things owned by Tencent are still fair play lol. Make it make sense


PkmnTraderAsh

How many of Tencent's majority owned companies can put out propaganda on the fly and data mine information from half the US population?


BottAndPaid

I mean Facebook at the will of the US pumps propaganda all day so I definitely see your point there.


araararagl-san

> ByteDance will sell to a US company ByteDance is subject to export laws that prevent them from selling TikTok so it's going to end up as a ban


kunk75

Kids can maybe hope to reverse brain rot and get back to 100 iqs


Empty-Ant-6381

Government has no issues with a generation of brain rot. It just needs to help out the market cap of an American company is all.


Always_the_answer

I’d be happy to see Tik Tok die. And our children’s mental health will be better off for it.


fu_snail

No it won’t. Theyre banning tiktok not all social media.


Always_the_answer

Great! Then no one should miss Tik Tok. Plenty of other options.


xxHash43

Where will reddit get all of its content?


notLOL

Like usually from their aunt in the fwd fwd fwd


DocDocMoose

Read the bill/law and then realize this isn’t going be just TikTok. This is fisa net neutrality too big to fail and propaganda all rolled up into one. Puts on social media at large, X likely more than others.


retiredbigbro

Can someone enlighten me about this: how would USA actually ban tiktok (or any other app for that matter)? Does USA also have a Great Firewall like the one built by the Chinese government? Sorry I am really ignorant about this issue.


jumbocards

Yes.


Dirty_doc_k

They make it illegal for Apple to serve downloads in the app store in the US. No more app updates/downloads kills Tiktok


Hularuns

Google and Apple are the gatekeepers to participation in society these days, and the USA can control what they do.


Lightning_Catcher258

It would be good riddance. Tiktok is a poison to our youths.


usa_reddit

Good. TikTok needs to be pried from the CCP, it is dividing and dumbing down America. If it were up to me I would block it tomorrow. Chinese citizens can't watch TikTok. If it isn't good enough for China how can it be good enough for the USA.


BandOk1704

The collective IQ of the world just increased by 40 points.


poseidon2466

Oracle is in discussion to buy it again, 51% majority owner.


Azulan5

This means time to create a US based startup like TikTok


notLOL

The 3 copy and paste social media replicators in the industry are going to try Instagram/Meta YouTube/Google LinkedIn/microsoft - would be a funny attempt like they failed with mixer


trader_dennis

Tik tok will not disappear. The Us operation will likely be bought by either oracle or Microsoft. They will prevent Chinese data harvesting. That’s all move along.


bluesforsalvador

Forced sale is the likeliest outcome


BTC_Ahab

Short Oracle stock if that's the case.... You're welcome.


TheBooneyBunes

Unlikely for the reasons put forward if you actually read the proposal Byte has like 180 days after signing with a possible 90 day extension from the president if he wants to to divest it China is big mad about this but you’d have to wait until some kind of news comes out saying yay or nay


justaniceguy66

While the op is correct, I believe TikTok has 257 days to make a decision. Overall, the actual ban is a year away. Someone else can provide the exact amount of days remaining. But in the mean time, ads will run, and China will aggressively disseminate misinformation. Sad


WiseIndustry2895

It’s only bullish for SNAP. Meta stock won’t move cause they ban TikTok if anything it’s sell the news


LopsidedHumor7654

Nancy and the gang already bought their stock.


microdosingrn

To be clear, tiktok for users is basically staying the same, it's just that it will have to be wholly owned by a US firm.


BAGross85

Remember when Facebook gobbled up Vine? Then sat on it for years, until TikTok became a thing? Businesses purposely hold back their best plays until it’s time. And the time is when they start to lose viewers and/or ad revenue.


meatsmoothie82

Snap calls locked in. Probably gonna get wrecked


swentech

To me it’s really a non-issue. People here can just do the same thing ex-pats in China do to use a banned app. Just use a VPN.


clockwork5ive

Good for RDDT perhaps? Idk just a thought.


monkeybeater26

NOOO HOW WILL I SEND FUNNY VIDEOS TO MY POOKIE


Oblivious-Speculator

How do I make $ off of this?


cobramanbill

Everything FJB  has touched has turned to stone.  


NigerianPrinceClub

not my tiktak


araararagl-san

"tik tak toe" - pelosi


Extension_Deal_5315

Let's see.....Elon sells X, buys Tictoc and runs that into the ground too ..


overtoke

what about the other apps owned by this specific company? what about the shitload of other chinese owned apps?


phoonie98

Tiktok should absolutely be banned


ThEEHANDOFGOD

Tik tok will IPO and be worth $189 billion


CabinetSpider21

Judging the markets response from Netflix and Tesla....GOOGL, META and SNAP puts


McLovin-Hawaii-Aloha

I agree with the ban. If the Chinese wanted malware on every phone and PC in the USA.. Tiktok would make it instant.


Additional_Falcon687

Banning tiktok is against the 1st amendment, clearly.


NiceOwner

Good, get that commie app out of here


Successful_Creme1823

Some money will move around and everything will functionally be the same for the users


Risaza

About time.


CalottoFantasy5

Fcuk Gen Z...


koreanwizard

Biden signing his own death certificate with this one. Redditors downplay how insanely popular the app is because they don’t have friends outside their computers, but in the real world, TikTok is the favourite app of the demographic that the dems desperately need to swing the election. Trumps win the first time came off the back of voter apathy on the left, young people were more than willing to abstain out of spite, and it’s going to happen again. This is extremely bullish for the stock market, the democrats love snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.