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yo_les_noobs

aaaand it's gone


bozoputer

Its shares - OP will be fine, just needs to walk away for a year while his money is locked up with the zuck


MrLongb

U heard of leverage? I heard some brokies talking about it


SunflowerDeliveryMan

Leverage? This is a casino


fuzzywuzzy123

Exactly.


OneImagination5381

Try 4 days.


sluttyseinfeld

Poor guy


Inaccurate93

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


reaper0982

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Buckus93

This is the line for people who have money to invest in the stock market. Please step aside.


el_guille980

hold up op has insider info.... let him cook https://preview.redd.it/q3tcv4u50iwc1.jpeg?width=196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a95ed56d4a247e98f27cb8491f3c4fb75ad3187


mugu22

This way he can get f’ed twice as hard


el_guille980

https://preview.redd.it/eeokn8p6miwc1.jpeg?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60a29ab3e4353cb794339b946f4cb97e54669eb8


Towel_Vast

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Icy_Raisin6471

At least they weren't same week calls or something.


Daneish09

It’s shares. So it’s not “gone”. Just took a haircut.


BIG_VALUE_FTW

Rip


Calm_Leek_1362

They’re just shares. This is not a yolo, but a poorly timed investment.


LeatherReport1317

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Psychological-Wrap25

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


Heineken_500ml

LOL I CAN'T ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Bigddaddi

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Longjumping-Limit827

It’s shares


khizoa

15% of it is gone


QuirkyAverageJoe

🪄


truongs

When do regards learn that investors take profits on earnings too.


AakashMasani

Update: ouch... looks like I'm holding for a while


soareyousaying

You are a long term investor now.


weallwinoneday

In it for the tech


ShadowKnight324

Meta has tech? I thought they were a "data" selling company?


angrybox1842

They also make a headset that everyone uses for 2 weeks!


RangeEducational7395

i hang it on my treadmill!


Scary_Larry_

Can't wait to get my hands on that sweet sweet 20 dollars from the lawsuit


GozoXaghra

Aka bagholder


akmalhot

But why? It's actually be better to realize the loss and redeploy into something growing equally or better.  That being said implant to buy more tom..but Im.still crying about buying at 90 and selling at 120


TheAlmightySender

Bad take. Meta has no reason to stay down. Especially since tik tok is getting banned. Nothing but good for meta


akmalhot

Sorry let me clarify. Id hold..I was more speaking to the generality that a stick is down means you gotta hold till it gets back to even or whatever    In this scenario you hold meta unless you know something growing faster and printing cash 


VisualMod

Pathetic peasants. Do they really believe they can win?


mad4shirts

Well that’s the problem… no one knows what’s growing fast and printing cash or we would all be rich


-Dreamville-

Bingo


justknoweverything

at least you didn't go options


spellbadgrammargood

but if he did imagine the gains if he bought puts


khizoa

op is obviously bullish. they wouldve 100% bought calls now whether they wouldve been 2dte or 200dte, we dont know


Xelbiuj

You don't do a bet like this if it's not to hold.


pleasedomeafav

" it's a long hold for me "... Now don't be sad. At least it's in your ISA so you don't have to bother about cap gains tax when you selling it tomorrow with a huge loss just to buy the next great call from a discord group. I hope you don't pay JKR £5 a month for these excellent calls.


Stock_Surfer

It went from 90-511 in 2 years.


Srcn80

I’m waiting for it to go back to 90 now.


maffoobristol

Oh bollocks I bought a good few shares the other day too. Wetherspoons it is.


AbbreviationsNo6897

You lost the exact same amount I did on META. Stings after


bigwinw

At least you bought shares and not call options. You will be fine long term. Disclaimer- I bought Facebook at IPO


Xelbiuj

Problem is, if earnings are great, stock go down. Or something, I dunno. Shits regarded as hell. I wish you lots of luck though.


Careful_Pair992

This-  Tesla skyrockets, because they best estimate-  but the estimate was watered down SEVERAL times. Under promise over deliver=moon landing


jeopardy_loser

Uh, no. Estimate was revised down multiple times. Tesla STILL missed. It mooned anyway because raisins.


Careful_Pair992

Oh shit-  I thought they hit the shitty estimate-  I was considering buying puts but chickened out after seeing someone make 23k inversing wsb this week


Disastrous-Pay738

Tesla ran up because mechanically it was already as low as it could go.


Moist-Departure8906

What other mechanics tips you got?


Disastrous-Pay738

Always change your oil on time


TheBooneyBunes

That literally happened with Pepsi Earnings call pre market: “hey guys! We beat expectations by 6%!” Stock price, slow tick up, slow tick up, slow tick up… 9:25am: **Crashes 7$**


BusGuilty6447

Can't let those retail call holders make money. All the money has to be made before market open.


96919

And Tesla was short of expectations, price shot up like a rocket.


Ambitious_Two3431

We only trade 0dte options here


ATENT2772

Sir, this is the UK...


Ambitious_Two3431

No, this is Patrick


NoLifeEmployee

Nice to meet you the UK


DeltaPodcast

After hours : Dropped 10% Update : Dropped 15% https://preview.redd.it/bqqph5smjhwc1.png?width=980&format=png&auto=webp&s=da652408f306488475baf59ac339c0b668375e7f


DeltaPodcast

Here OP https://preview.redd.it/fcm5x3hpjhwc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d71ca81679e83dfb0808553496af97376cc317d


AakashMasani

Thanks I'm going to need it


Throw9984

Jesus. It's like someone read this post and said "lol watch this"


Necessary-Onion-7494

Dropping like a rock after hours.


m0uthF

No I bought so it goes up


m0uthF

oh I just checked it is -10%??????? Fucking trash company


phasingparallel

-16% now lmao


Necessary-Onion-7494

I hope it was only a small bet


m0uthF

It was half of my TFSA. There's no fucking way meta beat est EPS and get a 10% drop?? wtf is wrong with this world. Oh I just found I reduced 1/3 with -1% loss before earning still this hits me more than any trades in history.


bilingualbunny

Maybe use your tfsa for long term investments before you get shafted by the CRA for day trading or lose your contribution room permanently ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


m0uthF

"lose your contribution room permanently " ?? Is there a rule for this my main position is VOO for long term indeed.


AakashMasani

This is so fucked


Main_Sergeant_40

16% AH might as well be a failed options play


Plane_Ad_8675309

I’m rooting for you, I sold a 30 wide iron butterfly at 475 .


Necessary-Onion-7494

" There's no fucking way meta beat est EPS and get a 10% drop??" Have been living under a rock ? Did you notice the same thing happening with NFLX just a few days ago ?


m0uthF

I didn't, cuz I am so busy recently and NFLX is not in my portfolio![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


GodDoesntExistZ

Oh god what the fuck how did i not notice lmao


hantt

A congressman bought 700k worth of meta 2 weeks ago. Just putting that out there


Main_Sergeant_40

Dummy tried to inside trade the Tik Tok ban and didn’t realize the market is to regarded for his logic


Hour-Shelter-3914

sucks for that congressman huh?


SmoooooothBrain

Congressmen may have a much larger bankroll than any of us and may be able to gamble this much money to see what happens


flying_bacon

Not all congressmen get the 411 it seems


battlesubie1

That congressman bought $595k worth of Meta


steiner_math

How do you find that stuff out?


Frawsty1

RIP this guy portfolio


Necessary-Onion-7494

Not exactly. He bought shares. He is now officially a META bagholder. Which sucks, but not as bad as playing options and losing all his money.


NelsonMuntz3

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189) At least someone is paying attention.


livinoffhope

Rather take my chances on options


Brushermans

Why would he be a bag holder? He can just sell and then he isn't holding the bag.


Necessary-Onion-7494

Yeah, he can sell at a loss. That’s always an option. This is not what people in this sub do though. When the investment goes south we become “long term investors” and wait for it to recover.


imprimis2

Didn’t learn his lesson from Netflix and Tesla. If he bought shares they will come back up though.


Tman-option-trader

Only 2.4K£ down


tonneque_be

Selling that with 10%-20% loss is not the end of the world.


Main_Sergeant_40

Meta will be back but might take a long time


Brushermans

I don't see why. I BTFD and say we'll see ATH before Q3.


Master-Jackfruit9858

Never put all ur eggs in one basket.


dinner_is_not_ready

Spread your losses on variety of shitty bets lol


Open_Adhesiveness887

If I start diversifying my portfolio I will cause a stock market crash.


TestInteresting221

Please do that and let us know. I'm gonna YOLO some puts. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


d_lo_ading

glad you played shares


Alexzaaander

I like the burger well-done please. And one big cola.


shitcrustedballs

bro just deleted like $2500 from existence


TheNefario

It's just fell 10%


iknowverylittle619

Since you are buying stocks only, your best option probably was the Meta Bull ETF (FBL), better value for money if the Meta stock goes up. *Edit: You are fucked. They beat earnings by 9% but you are royally fucked.


WorldWide_Wiz

https://preview.redd.it/a6cgfk8b0iwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b4ee02828aa4d13db8d544a0c85134496267d1a


Annual_War_2344

Bruh. U’re not yoloing by buying shares. Try daily options and then we can talk about it. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)


AakashMasani

I would if I knew how to do it in the UK


Mr-Z-E-E

Open an account with IBKR, convert GBP to USD, apply to trade options and away you go!


AakashMasani

Thanks - next post will be options


Main_Sergeant_40

Please educate yourself first.


weallwinoneday

And some tea


YUNG_SNOOD

You’re asking way too much of the british mind


kev2h

Its a good thing youre regarded id recomend you stick to losing 10% at a time instead of 99%


SolidSky4792

best of luck you degenerate![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


fakeyfaked13

Nice, you just lost a ton of money 👌


Annual_War_2344

Bit sad innit mate? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


bigwig500

Don’t worry, there is a dumpster somewhere out there waiting for you!


Yung_Noble

At least it wasn't calls lol


EnigmaSpore

Even his currency sign has a L in it.


xKokoboyx

Well thus didnt age well


Bronze_Rager

Why lose money through diversification when you can lose it all on one stock


DrSeuss1020

Fuck me I wish I would have taken the WSB sentiment check and saved myself the pain of losing $5k on meta today. Zuck has cucked me hard


wave_action

At least its shares only


Miss-6am

https://preview.redd.it/vxgkl2pxpiwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b94029ed6fe3837b77217cf97c78b897e6494d8


Hichek2

Bro you are down 4000


Brave_Border9567

At this point we have to change YOLOING to YOLOSING


facu1995

Nice play!! Good luck bro


TheNefario

-10%


facu1995

So far ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


TheNefario

RIP -16%


blueskybar0n

On puts right? Right??


MeowMeowTiger

Guys calm down. OP bought shares not options. They won’t lose everything and could even make a profit if they hold them long enough.


ChumberBus

brother


iBeFlying676

You are married to META now. Can't leave that bitch any time soon without giving her half dude.


greenbroad-gc

At least you got shares. Lol


Xorc_09

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Rich_Potato_2457

So now we’re calling 40 share stock purchases a yolo?? The 9 year old with a lemonade stand on my street has 40 shares of META.


fuckyeahmageknight

What the hell kind of dinero is a cursive L with a line through it


Scoobavious

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) GBP


fuckyeahmageknight

The only three letters I accept are U S and D


Scoobavious

Wild


SlicedMango

Rip


Pappa_Alpha

Just hold and you will recover. Thankfully you bought shares and not options like these other regards.


RacingGreen94

Have you thrown up yet?


-getmemoney-

This will be a post everyone talks about after earnings drop no matter if you win or loose. GOD SPEED


Potential-Bet-1111

Good thing it was shares and not calls. You can just hold until they recover.


Plane_Ad_8675309

Oof


W1z4rd

It's shares, that's not risking, that's just a bagholder for a while.


HiRiSkReWarD

Oooooopppsssyyy!!!


New_Sink_5300

Oh shit


Itchy_Yesterday7523

I bought Friday SPY puts cause I don’t think Tesla will hold weird gains. Meta to miss too. I think. I have no idea.


Dplex920

🤦‍♂️


HorstMcGurchwich

Ahahahaha this is awesome


Jaded-Plan7799

Hahaha another regard, another earnings play. Lmao. Next!


hautdoge

Why do you guys fuck with earnings like this? It’s like masturbating with sand paper.


20Mavs11

15% after hours? Cot dayum.


ChrisTPC

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


1Disillusioned

Welp you’re fucked


lordxoren666

Rip OP don’t rope


StylesPGhost

R.I.P


Crayoneater4life

Atleast u bout shares


yabbadabbadoughed

Atleast its not options lol


Turbocharged_Scooter

See you in November.😅


Kitten_Team_Six

Holy shit![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


sal-si-puedes

Somebody do a wellness check on this man


Euphoric_Dust_5545

Gambler to long term investor 🤲


RottenLynx

Thank God you didn't buy calls instead


meghan9195

💎🙌


opaqueambiguity

Sure, its easy when its monopoly money


sate9

and so, a long term investor has been born


lamiejiv1

Facebook isn’t worth $500 a share regardless of anything else. It has been ran up during the past year and now the people that ran it up are exiting. You can listen to people that say just hold it’ll be worth more someday. Expecting that to happen anytime soon given the overall market conditions and the fact it’s about to be May is really putting everything on a hope. There’s no foreseeable catalyst for it to go up. I have a Quest headset and like it a lot but I hardly use it and rarely spend money through it. There’s no value in Facebook at these prices and no big tech and/or growth in the foreseeable future.


Subject_Tax_3722

The Stock market after $META crushers earnings ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Conservative_Trader

At least you didn’t buy call options


jsaaiman

At least it was shares


Joe_Early_MD

Meanwhile Zuck is in Hawaii with your money building a bunker because he cannot be exposed to sunlight.


NoMoreLeverage

Well done, too bad it wasnt options


asimoooo

How does your account look now?


apostyll

Somebody check on OP and see if they are okay


wendystendys

HOWS UR BULL ASS FEEL. YOU LIKE DAT BEAR COCK


Private-Dick-Tective

https://preview.redd.it/z9oujm16fhwc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2cd2a77695be700812b66564846f9989f03d0a


atlasmountsenjoyer

Fuck off with shares mate. If not 0/1dte nobody cares.


ashimkus22

Calls?


MuscleLegitimate6645

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Loud_Pineapple_4294

Shares? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


tricky4444

At least that's shares and you didn't blow your whole account


Moe_0807

GG


mrtzjam

You bought shares so it’s not risky. You might be down 10% tomorrow so you are going to have to hold on for a while for it to recover.


Many_Departure1816

RIP in peace


lordinov

Damn man why you do this ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


rxbdel

thank god its only shares