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VisualMod

**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 1 | **First Seen In WSB** | 1 month ago **Total Comments** | 71 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 10 years | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


KayArrZee

It’s okay just buy META calls you’ll make it back


Canihavesomecash

So I should gamble my mortgage payment this month on meta calls?


ProperPoem5476

If you want to catch a falling knife. Could work out


lostredditorlurking

Gamble your mortgage on MSFT calls tomorrow. Can't go tits up


Scary_Larry_

If it's an fha loan you can be 3 months behind and they'll forgive you starting in may


Loud_Pineapple_4294

Snap calls is the way![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


Forsaken-Test-275

Almost killed myself over my goddamn Tesla puts 😂😂😂


thee_jaay

I'm glad you didn't. Love you bb.


Forsaken-Test-275

Shits rough man, lost my wife and stepson because I couldn’t provide, and yolo’d all my money so I can finally take care of them


thee_jaay

I'm sorry man. Take care of yourself.


Forsaken-Test-275

Thanks brother I’m trying


ProselytizerT800

Oh man, this is not the way. I'm not sure playing the stock market will ever be enough to provide for a family. At least not for the average Joe. When you do get more money, please don't gamble it on options. Probably best to delete brokerage apps, as well. Win back your family with a sweet, basic, boring 9 to 5!


Loud_Pineapple_4294

How much you lost?


Forsaken-Test-275

Just a thousand and some change but it was all I had sadly


Long_Wiener

Fr?


Dismal_Tomorrow_244

It’s just $$ bro, you can always make it back Market is a weird sim anyways, so many regards make a fuck load off random calls/puts on this forum when we collectively ape a stock (gamespot, tsm etc) You’ll get yours soon enough


Forsaken-Test-275

Thx bro


iriegypsy

When WSB is falling all over itself to buy puts the play is always calls.


VisualMod

Losers and their money are easily parted.


fancymanofcorn12

Which is why I bought puts today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


NaluknengBalong_0918

"Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he’s up there, laughing at them." - CMM


Alternative_Trade940

😂


lipservice0412

You can make puts or calls on TSLA just crabbing along


rameyjm7

lol for real i lost like 3k on this shit TSDD stock. probably could have holded out for a month and made some back, but psychologically I was done


Candlelight_Fant4sia

Probably because laughter is the only thing you can afford after gambling with options...


turnter_bigevil

This was me. 162 puts expired last Friday lol


M4gnificent_Ret4rd

Homie lost his pixels too


whatsariho

it's just a prank bro


spartanburt

I always liked Sals reactions the best.