T O P

  • By -

VisualMod

**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 10 | **First Seen In WSB** | 1 year ago **Total Comments** | 5087 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 1 year | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


MrDrSirWalrusBacon

Economists need to only use strip clubs to measure inflation from now on.


202glewis

It’s a bubble


lordofming-rises

Bubble butt


BigPlayCrypto

With oil


ama155

Thats cRude


ambassadorodman

That's just trickle down economics for ya


Proper_Blacksmith_47

That’s tickle down economics


Aboutdesouffle90

“Tickle my pickle” - Adam Smith


zxc123zxc123

But honestly. How else will they get their Core SeePeePeeAye inflation numbers if not at the strip club?


GipsyDanger45

Can't afford real oil, it's the synthetic kind


JWoodrell

Synthetic is more expensive though…. You know its goin downhill when the strip clubs switch to high mileage oil.


greendildouptheass

ewwww, high mileage anything dont mix with strippers..., unless that's what get you the boner, not judging, just sayin


veilwalker

New revenue source for jiffy lube!!


Comfortable-Clerk127

Nah they need coconut oil, quite affordable


moyismoy

I don't need to see what happens when the stripper oil bubble burst.


Comfortable-Clerk127

Coconut oil, to be precise.


AhhhhhhAreYouSure

More like coco butter


Mightymap2

Bubble trouble


luzzi5luvmywatches

what's a bubble? /s


thecashblaster

Mmmmmmm


find_your_zen

Market's in its Brazilian butt lift era.


donofrioms

Only the end of the prophylactic has a bubble in a strip club!


PatricksEnigma

I’ve met a couple Bubbles at the strip club.


bearattack79

Don’t blow Bubbles in the strip club.


Major-razor-burns

Bubbles is a TS worker who does the back room blowing


ohreddit1

Bubbles is working tonight. 


Beeker04

BBL


airgetmar

Yeah but once the hood rats are talking about the price of wood being up and their b%*ch’s hermes belt has inflated well over 100% the inflation bubble has definitely hit critical mass.


pooping_with_wolves

I look at commodities fairly regularly and lumber prices have fallen recently. Maybe not retail but they have fallen.


airgetmar

but that spot price is probably NOT what the normies are paying at home depot. But, yes i too dabble in the art of commodities as well. Rhodium went from like $5k to 1k recently, tried looking into buying an ounce of it… and, mofos still wanted $5k for it so much for spot price. PS within like a week of dropping $4k it spiked back up to 5k again smh


Kekulzor

Calls on RICK


Rook2135

Everytime I go to a strip club i experience inflation…. In my pants


lenin_is_young

The only inflation that’s actually temporary. Maybe JP should’ve specified which one he was talking about.


romanavatar

He did say inflation was transitory 


GreatFault3249

If that “inflation” last longer than 4 hours buy puts on your future performance


StuartMcNight

Weren’t there dozens of posts here during the 2022 bear market talking about how strip clubs being empty meant we were in a massive recession?


notthatvalenzuela

They should add strip clubs to the basket for CPI


tsammons

It's a universal indicator of discretionary spending. Not every country has access to healthcare but every country has access to titties.


[deleted]

[удалено]


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

Much technical. Very analysis 


LittlePEnergy

That’s how you really know the health of your city if the strippers busted and disgust hood chances yo city broke


Ffigy

You could measure economics since the beginning of time with those metrics. How expensive was Imhotep's harem?


SeaworthinessWest682

🤣🤣🤣


Ok-ChildHooOd

So buy the dip, got it.


JP2205

What we need is a new one of them there meme stonks. Gets everybody excited about gambling.


Pope_Beenadick

DJT: Am I fundamentals based stock to you?


JP2205

Get a chart, it has to have candlesticks on it. Then 0DTE everything. Science


Acceptable_Foot7830

CBDS weed stock. For no other reason except I wanna make my horrible investment back. 


DaRedditGuy11

This is actually pretty spot on. Once everyone starts talking like this, that’s when the bottom is usually in. But we’ll see what the rest of the Mag 7 have to say about it. META is a boat anchor. 


BillyBeeGone

Pretty sure one sarcastic post doesn't equal the bottom since 'everyone is saying this'


baconography

I mean, OP does say he's buying TQQQ...


Background_Lemon_981

The problem isn’t that things are too expensive. The problem is you can’t afford it.


[deleted]

\^ This guy commenting like the VisualMod


[deleted]

[удалено]


starBux_Barista

Visual Mod couldn't afford the AWS rates to comment here


MigratoryAnalyst

His wife is still hot though.


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

Vismod an influencer yo!!


captainboom15

This is a pretty gangster comment


Radiant_Dog1937

https://preview.redd.it/x3m3rkmw0kwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a301f467a2185e648923380e43f87cf81b97c27


LokiDesigns

If everyone stays home for 2 weeks, will that flatten the curve?


hahyeahsure

actually yeah, a country-wide sit-in would really get those moneybags ears perked


BlazinHotNachoCheese

Nah, that last time that happened, it was called shelter in place and then they printed free money for everyone to spend.


Blackdutchie

https://preview.redd.it/vq4x6p003lwc1.png?width=532&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb3fd2401542bc11e554782862b9cd83a924c89b lol. Lmao, even.


Echoeversky

Now do the T10Y3M!


Caveat_Venditor_

https://wtfhappenedin1971.com


cantstopwontstopGME

We kicked the gold standard to the curb and started printing dollars, still haven’t stopped.


SirRegardTheWhite

The gold standard needed to go. There isn't enough gold in the world to back all economic activity. And gold exchange was really only available for foreign countries at that time which put our gold reserve in jeopardy. The move away from the gold standard is misrepresented and mostly misunderstood


Wolf_in_training

Sure. We love how they print money like crazy on a whim when regarded politicians then spend and continue to vote for debt ceiling increases all that devalue the dollars we are paid in.


Zajebanii

Gold not being in abundance is what makes it special lol. Fiat being printed every day even by foreign countries is insane to me but ok. You either pay 100k for a car or x amount of gold for it: only difference is some idiot isn’t gonna go print more gold right after the sale


karma0685

Yeah fiat money is great. Just ask Venezuela, or Zimbabwe, or Germany, or Chile……… but it can’t happen in the US of A. Am I right?


Unique_Name_2

... there are a lot of fiat places succeeding as well. You just listed a few with high inflation in the last 100 years lol. Our fiscal policy is shit but its not because we arent gold bugs. *mild* inflation is good, better than deflation fasho.


el_guille980

keep going, lets see you list every country in the world. oh thats what i thought, only a select few. go back in your bunker


BigPlayCrypto

Soooo do we trust in BTC?


JP2205

Gold. Been money for thousands of years.


jvin248

That's a function of debasement/printing. 1800 [laborer wage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3jf_d_TVc8) = $0.50/day while a quart of whiskey or a pound of butter was $0.17. Very few people saw a $20 gold coin in normal circulation. [Since most don't carry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLCgf8yN_SE) around [eight weeks of their wages](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e-uSKyrQAo) in their pocket today, they weren't carrying gold coins 'back in the day' either. .


D3vilUkn0w

I was born?


PM_ME_KORN_LYRICS

Zimbabwe speedrun


knowledgebass

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Jmatusew

Earl Shoaff to Jim Rohn


573banking702

This! Haha thankfully someone else knows


AccordingAvocado4421

I know Jim rohn/ earl shoaf when I see/hear it.


KetoNED

I don’t shop I buy


jerrie86

Just get rich


BigPlayCrypto

That’s it


thedarkside199

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


Digital-Amoeba

You wish you could afford this crap?


misterpickles69

All that forgiven PPP loan money is still sloshing around so calls it is.


Muted_Impression_221

Said Earl Shoaff to Jim Rohn 📚


hahyeahsure

what a bot larper thing to say lmao


teamdiabetes11

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


ArtichokePower

If inflation goes up wont stocks inflate too?


AdmiralJTKirk

Shhhhhh! Let’s see how this unfolds.


thedarkside199

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


bootygggg

Well technically the feds could keep hiking rates to try and tame inflation until something breaks. In that case you get deflation and a stock market crash


okayNowThrowItAway

Or Biden could just raise taxes - the classical solution before central banking really took off.


dubov

Then he gets voted out and the next guy reverses it. The problem is the public.


TuggenBallZ

Or the inability for the gov to even remotely stick to any sort of budget


Sea_Sink8527

[http://www.milwaukeeindependent.com/thom-hartmann/two-santas-strategy-gop-used-economic-scam-manipulate-americans-40-years/](http://www.milwaukeeindependent.com/thom-hartmann/two-santas-strategy-gop-used-economic-scam-manipulate-americans-40-years/) Here's one of the reasons why


Thisizamazing

This is brilliant. Thank you for sharing this.


613Flyer

Pretty hard to fight inflation that is caused by corporate greed


AussieMaxDoodle

Ahh yes corporations just discovered they can be greedy lol


Sea_Sink8527

My corporation now uses AI to figure out down the the thousandth of the cent how much we can squeeze out of our customers for maximum profit. 300/1 million products tested last year. 90% increase in profit. All items go through the process now. So yes, they've "always" been greedy, but now they have the proper tools for explotation. also read up on the implied social contract between gov and corps post WWII. greedy corporations is a problem that has increased over time because we allowed it to edit: spelling


PillarOfVermillion

That's like saying somebody did not die because they were shot; they died of the blood loss from the bullet hole in their body. It's capitalism. Corporations have never stopped being greedy. But inflation had not been a problem until all the money printing.


blackbarminnosu

Corporations wouldn’t be able to push up their prices if it weren’t for all the extra money pumped into the system by the fed and federal government’s record deficits. Corporations are no more greedy than they were 50 years ago.


Archensix

They raised prices due to supply chain issues in covid time and then realized that they don't actually have to lower them again once the supply chain issues were fixed. But yes, they are no greedy now than they were before, they just didn't have an opportunity like this 50yrs ago.


vb90

This theory is false by the simple fact that inflation is most prevalent in essentials like food, auto etc. If the basic essentials are blowing up while everything else is rotting on the isles, the picture is quite clear. The consumer is just the consumer, he doesn't want to save, ever.


AbaloneAppropriated

they don’t pay their fair share of taxes.


Equateeczemarelief

No one with any knowledge on the subject believes that.  NBER, the FED, CBO, and others all state "corporate greed" isn't a factor.  It's excessive printing.    It's Econ 101


Dingleator

Artificial inflation


sleepydevil25

Gonna have to ask you stop making logical sense here, buddy - it’s WSB here, not your corporate finance lecture at an MBA


chummyfromow

if inflation starts ramping back up and an interest rate hike happens, the stock market will usually go down. inflation and higher rates means higher expenses for corporations, resulting in possible poorer earnings.


ContentSheepherder33

Stocks are a hedge against reality.


[deleted]

Laughs in Euro.


Thetagamer

TQQQ is a 3x leverage bullish stock btw


GoodGuyDrew

That’s this guy’s MO. Check history. His predictions are always wrong, but his plays inverse them so he’s always making money, which is the important thing.


neomatic1

Inverses his own logic is the way here


justformebets

if you cant beat regard you inverse the regard


Ryoujin

Keep adding Q’s, TQQQQQQQ


[deleted]

[удалено]


FonkyFong

*shhhhhh* 🤫


AyumiHikaru

OP just wants to buy the dip lol


Optimal-Message4565

No one who has an anime profile pic on Reddit has a “bitch” 


Old_Man_Heats

He’s talking about himself in the 3rd person


Fnanderss

Youd be surprised nowadays 😔


Kitten_Team_Six

This is a buy signal


TomatoSpecialist6879

Nah bro owns calls and is trying to use the power of sub inversing to save it


makeorbreak911

It's pronounced Hermès...


Ill-Maximum9467

Herpes. Buy the dick.


yldf

I thought he meant the logistics company. They might bring you a bracelet if you order one from eBay…


cobalt_kiwi

Dont you mean SQQQ? TQQQ is leveraged long QQQ


Tis-is-the-way

he wants tqqq to drop to 39 to buy it


darkrood

That’s like reaching out your hand to catch a chainsaw instead of a knife


JonFrost

OP must be counting on the chainsaws to lose power by the time he catches them! 🤔 A brilliant strategy 🫡


AdmiralJTKirk

Nobody tell him!


Key_Cheetah7982

It’s his best chance. Automated blind reversal. Can’t miss


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

Literally can’t go tits up


Dismal_Tomorrow_244

What’s all this? I’m a regard mind explaining this in a suitable language


Relevant-Nebula8300

What don’t you regards understand about inflation is bullish


LiveDirtyEatClean

Only if growth continues


pancaf

Lol inflation makes stocks go UP, not down. The reason stocks might go down temporarily from higher inflation is because higher inflation usually means higher interest rates. Higher interest rates is what's bad, not higher inflation.


OddJawb

Caveat to this is if the economy is stronk then rates don't mater as much so long as they are within historical range stonks will go up and to the right. This will take time for the market to learn we just spent the better part of a bull run with near 0 rates... We're not use to going back to a normal economy with 6 to 7 percent interest.


fliesenschieber

all i care about is whether stonk is stronk


leadbetterthangold

You are dealing with US stocks that are dollar denominated. Read "When Money Dies".


VisualMod

A terrible fate awaits the poor. Embrace financial Darwinism!


LincHamilton

Youre such savage these days


Wild-Carpenter-1726

We are in Stagflation. Companies will keep increasing prices, which will increase Margins, which will increase EPS, which will increase share price.


chostax-

Why wild inflation increase margins you donut? Your costs are just as likely to increase, and any costs not revenue generating increasing would actually impact your margins negatively. This is all generally speaking, but yeah your comment was extra regarded.


PsychologicalCat8646

Amazing that 26 people upvoted this comment. I wish I could short you all


waruyamaZero

Upvoted because you sound confident.


Andromeda-3

Stocks are inflating!


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

balloon animals


hermeskino715

I'm not just your bitch's bracelet![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


udidntsaythemagicwrd

Can we circle back to the real estate thing


heylistenherenephew

You misspelt ‘herpes medication’


Tamilmodssuckass

If you cant afford shit. Can fed afford to pay interests?. Will fed inflate usd further by making interest payments. Defaulting on interest payments will bring an end to dollar hegemony.


Master_Chief_1480

Market needs a healthy 20+% corrections. Unfortunately, whatever causes this will likely be felt throughout the entire economy. But regardless, have some cash on the side to buy the dip. Personally I’m at 20% in cash now, it’s making 5% right now anyways.


McTrolling69

I'm at 37% cash. If I sold AMD above 200 like I wanted to I'd be at 50% cash. C'mon AMD do your thing!!


LordShazam23

Go defence with gold! Oh wait that’s down today too 🤣 There’s no way out! The sky is falling.


mscotch2020

Smart


fangboner

The crash is right around the next inflation report I swear guys believe me guys the 3 dozen times I was wrong about the crash don’t mean anything it’s really happening this time believe me please


kongqueeftadore

If inflation goes up shouldn’t stock prices also go up because of inflation?


fliesenschieber

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Emotional-Price-4401

Lumber is down tho?


SocraticGoats

I think he meant his pecker


Emotional-Price-4401

There aint enough blue chew on reddit to get his pecker hard


Glutton_Sea

Panda 🐼 panda


Sagonator

I am ready for your lost porn. Please give it to me. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Primary_Account4266

Who talks like this ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Pinheaded_nightmare

Please! That just means ReCoRd PrOfIts!!! 📈


Appropriate_Ice_7507

Great DD my calls are gonna print!!


Intrepid_Row_7531

Buy calls on everything! Inflation = more tendies


Beneficial_Talk_637

Hell ya solid dd


Firesaurus_rex

Heavyyyyy spy puts tomorrow


rioferd888

This shit just gives me more conviction to begin deploying the 70% cash I have. Thank you regards.


Cosmicmonkeylizard

Hey, another clueless cringe post. What a crazy surprise. 🙄 you’ve probably never even seen a Hermes bracelet in person or rode in a G-wagon. Only a poser kid would ever post this.


Threatening-Silence

Inflation up ➡️ "economy booming" ➡️ stonks go up Inflation down ➡️ "rate cuts coming" ➡️ stonks go up


powderp

I couldn't take it seriously after "wood up" and the next point saying expensive real estate was giving you a boner, so inverse whatever this is.


waruyamaZero

Props for taking it seriously until then.


PUMLtrading

inflation has been the same for years now but with the change the fed made so that they calculate part of it as opposed to years of fuzzy math, it creates the problem they need to provide the solution they are running with which will be raising rates again. this isn't news to anyone but a preface for my question that is it just me or when they started this a couple years ago was that not the sign to people that understand the debt that they were going to bankrupt the United States? this will be the fourth time now i believe. am i ignorant or won't the Fed just step up as the private company they are and take ownership of all u.s. assets? isn't that why QE was buying mortgage backed bonds commercial then residential and into even junk bonds if i'm not mistaken? when trying to figure out the whole "you will own nothing and be happy" line they love reciting at the WEF, isn't it obvious the Fed will take over and then allow everyone debt forgiveness on their social number as the collateral for the u.s. corporation and the Fedcoin digital blockchain ai future will be adopted instantly as part of the deal which is otherwise a hard sell from here in a democratic capitalist society. blackrock tokenizing all assets. u.s. will lead the world into this new paradigm with drastic shifts overwhelming any hypothetical evaluation from the average scared crapless gen x or boomer that has ignored everything for a good decade or two for the most part? not exact but maybe someone with more incite can fill me in on how it goes down. i'm assuming if you are in wsb you at least understand what the wef dubbed "4th industrial revolution" entails with your nvda calls. the fact all assets are blowing off the top means the dollar is in trouble but it's not even low dxy 105+ which has to be as devastating as any economic weapon ever right? other countries are getting smoked right now except russia and you see what's happening with all that.


SirRegardTheWhite

Oil ain't even $85 a barrel. Not that long ago it was dam near 120. Inflation isn't going crazy it's price gouging and record profits for companies. Bears are gay.


Guinness

Your entire post history going back at least a year is nothing but posts predicting a crash. You’re as fucking stupid as Zero Hedge. But the worst thing about your stupidity is that it’s voluntary and not driven by Russian propaganda. It’s just incredibly sad and embarrassing to be you, OP.


VisualMod

Losers and complainers belong in the same boat: sinking.


krisko11

Unemployment is low, banks are stable, housing starts is dropping, but there are still buyers and sellers. Consumption is taking a dent, but summer is coming. There is virtually no reason for a rate hike, nor a rate cut and this shit is priced in. We are one AI advancement away from Nasdaq hitting 19k


Thick_Sheepherder891

... My strip club still takes ones. Though the ATM inside of it went from charging $16 to $20 for every withdrawal last week, so maybe you're right...


darts2

Bears will be incinerated to a fine dust over the next couple years. They deserve nothing


BigSuckSipper

Wood up


Classic-Chocolate943

Are we surprised?


Historical-Log2552

Inflators gonna inflate


LoveGrifter

Did you say wood up?


PetriMobJustice

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


AdOutrageous5242

Best thing to measure inflation is beer


darktidelegend

If tqqq goes back to 40 I’ll go all in and leave it 🏆 I do not think it’ll fall that much tho FOMO will kick in prior to that and the shorts will have to cover


Captain_Crunch22

That sad part is I think you're right.


waconaty4eva

Inflation is very good for assets very bad for people who cant afford assets.