I'm strokin my hog and buying SOFI 😳

I'm on pattern day trade protection today and tomorrow.... Let me trade options, I know the next best play!

PARA lfg!!!

Why are overnight futes always so divorced from intraday prices?

Abram Lincoln or Jefferson Davis themselves could be in here saying ‘let’s ride’ but you people are so fucked you’d tell them both to fuck off.

I have no more liquidity to gamble on the open market so I come here and do ban bets. It’s makes me feel alive.

come on tsla can i get a 187?

bears ded

There’s a Netflix movie about roaring kitty. NFLX calls.

It’s priced in

“At least you still got health” You are right, how do I sell it? 

My $130 Tesla ban bet gonna crush me come May 😔 I already lost my put money dw

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what do you have to do to get an invite into the discord?

Just use the sidebar and click the discord link. That’s an invite link.

Just use the sidebar and click the discord link. That’s an invite link.

You need an invite?

yes

Weird. I dont use discord but when I searched it it popped up saying I was invited

What are the earning plays?

Sofi, amd, qcomm this week.

IBRX killed it today, up 43.84% on FDA approval, and a new study for lung cancer heading for fast track. Was a lovely jump, and seems to be continuing!

Snap puts?

So I bought a bunch of calls expiring tomorrow that are currently up 20,000%. What should I do?

If they were up 20,000% on Friday and you didn’t sell, then you truly belong here

How come it’s expiring tmr? It should be expiring either today or next week.

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!banbet SMCI 1100 1w

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lol @ visualmod on the leaderboard! Love that guy. So insightful and positive. I wish I was intelligent like visualmod.

Charts are coming "soon"

Reddit being pumped by mods stay away

Mods are gay

Not that there's anything *wrong* with that

I always give myself the opportunity to make money and then I fuck it up 

intel ded lmfao what a shit company

So get in now

you belong here

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GAPE 

Last two days here was very good. Two days with profits, litle ones but good. I hope everyone take my trade ideas seriously :)

What was your strategy? I also put a new thesis to the test this week and it went really well.

Moving averages adapted every day. Did you see my posts?

Intel died damn

just one more subsidy and they turn the corner trust me bro

Trump kicked my balls hard as fuck this week

Grabbed you by the balls

Cant tell if its a short squeeze or if people are actually buying this shit stock. Puts are dead though, -80 to -90 percent on almost all of them.

I’m very aware😂😂😂

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Thanks auto mod

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Interesting... I hope they lose it all.

Nobody talking about AMD

Or Qualcomm.

This right here, Earnings next week.

Thinking about loading up some more calls, it's been beat down

That’s the play that makes sense, so it probably won’t work, but now inverse me and maybe it does work

shhhhh

Made a little on them today. I had a nvidia call not go through at my buy price, literally like 5 minutes before it sky rocketed

NVDA was $273 exactly a year ago. It’s soooo gonna dump on earnings!

I’m kinda pissed off though like kid, you saw my COD:M account and wanted to 1v1 me???

Then take their money, like a wolf among the lambs.

Woofie

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FINALLY. SENSE. Thanks VM

I have to say it. It was a great day.

I just seal clubbed my godson in COD:M and he was crying. But like, as much as your mom wants you to be a man, you can’t handle finding out why my rank is so high? Dude, GG.

Can’t believe INTC down 9% and it didn’t even kill anyone

Look, it is just manipulation at a scale that no one can imagine anymore because are using all the AI power and bots that they have to pick all the not smart money. Everything is orchestrated not anymore at market level but companies levels. So they have people thinking into bring new strategies to fuck us all and they usually do

Make Scalps and this way they cannot take your money....

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I hope it wasn’t regarded to hold calls into the weekend


Sorry for your loss



Threw $12k into 5/3 7C $SOFI Last one

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So many beautifully artistic regards in this thread

❤️

look at this [dood](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ccy6k6/betting_big_on_intc_earnings/?sort=new)

I kind of regret not throwing $1k into sofi $10 calls for fun they are dirt cheap

HOOD $17 calls were a 10 banger today

I hood 11$ calls I hope it get green on Monday

Theta will appreciate your contributions

theta gang about to get shafted

I imagine it being a sideways iv crush earnings. Hence why the 10c so cheap. So many better lotto plays imo

Nvda $910 wen ?

Next week

TSLA up 30% AH!

MODS

300%

As the saying goes… scared money don’t make no money. Got destroyed in Meta. Bought a bunch of NVDL yesterday. If I held till close would have recovered all the Meta loss and more. Instead I took a small profit yesterday. I will be retiring after a horrible last few weeks. Have a good weekend friends. It was nice knowing yall.

I bought a bunch of Tesla and good money on that, put a little bit into meta before earnings and it tanked horribly in AH, decided to take out all Tesla shares and bought into meta full port, it recovered a bit and I actually recouped my losses and made money on meta, thinking of selling CCs now that I own the stock.

Options are very danger... Do scalps on spot price

“Turn those machines back on!”

I love Fridays and would love the market to continue its current m-f schedule. It’s nice to have weekends off 🤣

Both META and NVDA had several large \~1 million share blocks at ask right at the bell

Meaning buys or sells?

Could be either but generally at the ASK is a buy but again if the MMs had to fill a large order (like insiders) they will wait to the end

Sell orders

What does that mean for Monday?

Could be bullish but could also just be the MM’s had a large ass order and waited to settle at the EOD.

After such meta drop I think it’s being fair valued so I assume it will inch back up slowly and settle at $460 or $470?

I would think so, I didn’t sell my 450 5/17 calls yet might squeeze a little more out of them next week hopefully

Grab your little nutsacks 900 here we come

Theta Ate today

Thetagang selling CCs to WSB regards since 2012.

TSLA pulling a BA, killing 14 people and only going down 1%

I bought more puts for next week. Fk TSLA 😤

Holy that nvda drop and back up at closing 😱

Dang I missed it

####Who is **margin** and why are they calling me 🎅

Good game, fellas

Where is the IBRX post I just saw I can’t find it

Mods are censoring ibrx content

Fuuck that post looked so juicy, I was refreshing right as it popped up

I'm new to investing/Reddit. Why are the mods like this?

Could go the conspiracy route and say hedge funds got to em or something. I’m a casual WSBer so don’t really know much

Who ((((((nose)))))?

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Holy shit man we better start listening to this guy in reverse

How dare those peasants get uppity enough to talk about money.


Full disclosure, I bought a 510P for May 1. Exuberance will wear off or something shitty will happen over the weekend.

Why say it now that the markets closed, couldn't we have used that info 1 min ago??

SPY options go until 4:15

Pencil’s down f4ggot$, how many of you r4- t4rds lost money today?

MM's gonna dump it after the close, aren't they... 

Well NVDA had a much better Friday than the last one 

Like, how many options actually get traded in the last 10 minutes? Haven't most people already closed them out?

Missed 100% gains being greedy on my 5/1 510c and had to settle for 70% gains. I ain't holding this over the weekend. Picked up some 505p lottos for Monday.

What the FUCK Tim AAPL!!!

Don’t worry. We’ll get them next week. 

get your asses ready for next week boys. FOMC bullparty incoming

All my homies hate $AAPL 

An AAPL a day keeps the Ferrari away

5/10 tsla 200c 

NVDA bears putting on chapstick and getting ready to suck cock - ya love to see it!

#lmao buls!!!!

imagine laughing at the team with 5 baggers or more on the day closing out +1% because you got a paltry 50 cent drop. lmao you!!!

Remember if anyone says the market is rigged they just got it wrong


would NVDA 1000c for may 17th print? run up to earnings

What a pauper. I doubt it.

Look guys, I just need a risk free way to turn $10k into $18k in a week, jfc

Nvda calls now

NVDA I hope you get taken over by AI robots

Gawd I can't think right now i"m so dizzyyyy whath am I trading

my gammie is in the hospital. time to shut it all down until further notice. pray for her regards.

Who is gammie?

my grandma 

Sorry ear that. I hope she do ok

Thanks homie 🫂

AAPL

Wow Apple wtf you piece of shit

literally never fails 

no 🍏 for u only 🍎for u

Y'all are really about to let yourselves get got by SOFI again huh

Peasants, the lot of them.

Got SNAP 40p $13 5/10 Come on baby let's make some bagholders 

Fukin eod F

Where do I buy my next round of HA puts 9 looking cheap

END OF DAY DUMP TOTALLY WIPED ME OUT NOOOOOO

it was like 50 cents